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>elephant gun
But it's a giraffe.
Surely you meant a giraffe gun, right?

It weighs 1500lbs, it could shatter every bone in your body with ease. There's a reason why lions don't fuck with them unless they're really desperate.

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lol, I would get on the trunk of the car and supplex the motherfucker
won't take shit from a giraffe any day

DUUUU, DUN DAAAAA.... DANANAAAA NA NA NA NAAAA

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is that a meme

have you ever seen a rampaging horse? shit's scary as fuck, now picture something twice as big

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>thinking meatspace battles work like dark souls battles

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>You know I had to rabbit toast em.
What did he mean by this?

This is so cursed, I am pretty sure that computer is fucking dead

how big would a gun need to be to shoot an entire elephant. it wouldn't fit in that car they're in.

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Do you take his offering of a rabbit toaster
[Yes]/[No]

>not noticing his moley shoes

I must. It is tradition

i wish the BFG is real so i can see someone evaporat an elephant

Good

You can use chemically pure water, no minerals=no conductivity

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Seems a whole lot more impractical than regular water cooling.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0mTbNt09ec
I recognise this.

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That can't possibly work, can it?

That's a joke, right?

Elephants can't use guns.

It's not about efficiency its about getting pussy

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Or this.

It sounds like to much risk even then

Its mostly used in data centers to save space/energy since its easier to cool a bunch of water and cooling its more efficient due to how it naturally flows

youtu.be/DFVC06Cvs40

If it's oil it'll work just fine.

That would just deep fry it! You'd be playing games on a french fry.

It's not really water, it's a non-conductive fluid

Pretty sure that's not water boiling because of the temperature, but rather water that is being separated into oxygen+hydrogen by electrolysis. Water is such a good solvent that I really doubt pure water would stay that way with a shitload of electronics submerged in it.

>Using your computer to deep fry food
Shit that sounds great

yeah they can

Oh, that's interesting. I haven't heard of something like that before.

Sounds great for shits and giggles but you'll regret it once you start seeing extra particles while gaming.

It'll work fine as long as it's nonconductive and not corrosive. Mineral oil is a popular choice.

Its actually non conductive fluid with low latent heat

What if you separate them with a conductive material, one part fries food, the other is computer.

Imagine typing on the console "crispy fried" and then the computer starts running Skyrim with a shitton of mods.

I loved the original Jurassic Park arcade game.

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water is perfectly safe for electronics, the rust would only start if you take it out of the water and it doesn't breathe so no drowning of the computer parts

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Delicious

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>Requesting pallyraffe art smiting skellyfools
kek
someone /r/ that in the drawthread pls

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>someone actually did this

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they kick
really fucking hard

Just dodge roll between the legs and hit the weak point lmao

Holy shit how is everyone of Yea Forums so computer illiterate, this is literal mineral water you fucking trog

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This needs a name

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>YES, RAIDEN, SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!

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did both of them died? why what the white dude thiking trying to save a nigger

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>lavender town theme plays

A giraffe gun actually

>Lavender town music plays

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The white dude trying to get a driftwood to make furniture or some shit, then a Mexican saw him and volunteer to get the wood by swimming to it, not realising the dam makes the water current pulling him down. Bystander saw the spic in trouble pressure the white guy to save him, both got caught in the current and drown

Well that is...extremely depressing.

>Not "RULESOFNATURE.webm"
How long you been here, bud?

I don't like cats but that was based.

nice filename

>Nat20

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Chemically pure water won't remain pure for long.

It's NOT WATER, it's 3M Novec fluid.

jesus, you Yea Forumsirgins are fucking retards.

>Titanfall Parkour

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NOVEC FLUID.

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>Nyawhy are we still here? Just to suffer?

Poor kitty has phantom limb syndrome

>Not shooting giraffes with hyena guns
Fucking casuals, you don't even know how to have fun by handicapping yourself.

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It's amazing how shit Bloodstained turned out to be.

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This is why you always approach drowning people from the back, they can't grab you that way

>So whats your job?
>I make sure Orlando Bloom doesnt fall while wearing a green gimp suit

>laurence, the first vicar

are you guys fucking retarded?
that's peanut oil chosen specifically for the special qualities of peanuts

>filename
laughing my lol off!

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Imagine being this tech illiterate

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stfu mongoloid nigger cunt

>videogame reminders

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Hypothetically they could kick you or hit you with their head, but like...you are in a car bitch.

These are the people that think they should be paid the same...

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>A metal slime has appeared!

Why are females so stupid all the time?

>Pre-nerf Lucio.webm

>passing romance dialogue choices

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I can't see webm filenames on my phone :(

thanks I haven't seen this joke in 18 hours I missed it

>the one cat that meows as if it will do anything

I love it when cats are being stupid almost as much as I love it when they're being smart

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>Xenoblade 2 - Kora's quest

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This is either PG or a mix of PG and VG

It's basically oils used in vaping and they are non conductive

>Enemy scaling

did they die

>Bystander saw the spic in trouble pressure the white guy to save him, both got caught in the current and drown
Never let people order you to save others if you know you can't

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What a chad

>removes ground from ac cable
>cable over volts and melts
>runs away instead of manning up and unplugging the main wire from the wall socket.
>loses whole PC

I believe the practice is actually to wait until they go underwater and stop jumping up and down. The "drowning response" is an instinctive set of actions that humans take when they start drowning. Ironically, if the response is activated the person WILL drown and WILL die (barring outside help). It involves 1)not moving the legs, 2) freaking out with the arms, 3) repeatedly going underwater, then resurfacing to gasp (usually only getting more water in the lungs). As part of this, a person is not even able to scream for help. It's a bad, bad instinct.
If a rescuer attempts to help someone actively manifesting the instinct, they are most likely to be grabbed and pulled under by the drowning person, as part of the instinctive response. They can't help themselves. In the end, they both die.
So, if someone is drowning and manifests these symptoms, wait until it's safe for you to go in and grab them. Don't kill yourself, whilst also ruining their chances of being saved.
Also, be aware that a really drowning person is very unlikely to be able to call for help. So watch carefully. It can even happen in rather shallow water.
Finally, it is probably a good idea to look a little more in depth for the exact particulars of this response. Get the bets medical advice, and not just my muddled remembrances.

Good luck everyone. Let's all be safe and help each other.

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I don't get why they were scared. That giraffe just wanted to stick them up his ass.

Unironically excellent moonsault. Kid's a young lion.

"SNAKE, WE GOT GEKKO."

>me playing man of medan

>using post nerf hyena guns
>not using the tiger gun with an elephant stunner mod
you're asking to get your shit handed to you on a gold plate

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what kind of fluid are they using because it sure doesn't look like water

gamer girl pee

mineral water

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I don't get it

Look at the damage numbers.

wut

What you didn't mention was that in the first try, the enemy died on the second hit.
It has some weird prolonged death and you can still attack it/does contact damage, but if you leave it alone it would have died.

>Can't swim as a young kid
>fall into pool
>Begin this process
>Parents literally just tell me to fucking sink and walk to the shallow end under water with like 30cm of water over my head at the deep end.
it works

This hurt to read
T.Electrician

I don't know why you think this is a thing but it isn't, if it had died on the second it it wouldn't have done damage to the player when touching it, it could not have been hit again, and enemies in Bloodstained will always drop their item immediately when the killing hit connects. I have never seen nor heard of anyone claiming it works like you are.

The new animorphs books are getting weird

On top of this, why doesnt everyone know to just spread your arms and legs out and lie on your back?

It was too much fun dunking on gekkos once you got the railgun

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I guess that's good advice in the pool.. but isn't that bad advice when you're in open water? (sea, rivers) I'm thinking one may think to sink and walk, but when there's water current, that advice seems pretty bad in those circumstances.

Another thing, just fucking throw shit that floats to them.

>knowing how something is executing it and executing it under high-stress conditions without practice are two entirely different things user, c'mon buddy you know this.
The real trick is doing the opposite, my brothers and I used to empty our lungs and chill the fuck out at the bottom of pools. Amazed more people didn't do that.

Yeah it was actually rock solid advice given the exact situation, I just consider it a useful framing device for the completely unnatural response from my parents that was still correct and helpful.
>Lol just fucking walk out man

I was 5..ish for fuck's sake. Jokes on them everyone's dead.

>wall running in ninja gaiden black

My dad threw a quarter at the bottom of the pool and told me to go get it. I didn't get it but I learned to swim pretty fucking fast. He was there the entire time so it's not like I would have drowned.

SWORD MASTER, ROYAL GUARD, GUNSLINGER, TRICKSTER, GET SET!

Well, 50/50 or you are permenantly traumatized. It worked though! Sounds like the time I couldn't take a pill and my mother literally just choked me on one and said "and now you can" Ice cold sometimes.
Should have just showed me sniper wolf downing diazepam like candy, now I can inhale the damn things because of a hot kurd inspiring me

BADASS

Fluoro based 3M novec fluid. Similar stuff used for fire suppression for rooms with servers or other electronic equipment

Dad was always working or overseas.. nobody taught me to swim except some cool guys I used to work with some 5 years ago.

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Eh, kids are pretty resilient, at least from own personal experience. Dad was always big on showing and not telling in his way of teaching.
Sorry buddy, at least you won't drown now.

Yeah sure, I mean I get it since it sounds hauntingly familiar. I learned to swim for real a few years later basically because we had a school swimming pool and I would genuinely prefer drowning over summer heat.

Ew! Black guy! Nope, bye!

What did the bear do to deserve this

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no air in lungs is scary

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I wouldn't try it out at sea or in a river, but in a pool its fairly harmless. Give it a go some time user. Stick some goggles on, just breathe the fuck out before you sink down and enjoy looking at the refracted sky for about 30 seconds if you have shit lungs like I did.

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>OP Filename
Lets go JUNGLE
youtube.com/watch?v=OldOpTBPaiY

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That's a dude isn't it? You can't fool me.

cute

That's pretty impressive.

>chad
i can't relate to this

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Do you have visual impairment of any kind? That looks nothing like a dude. She's slav to be sure but still mostly human and still female.

Download VLC Player, long-press on webm, select Copy URL, go to VLC, paste URL in Network Player or whatever..

YOU JUST KNOW

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>tfw your dog dies on the same month as your gf break-up

Nah he's too manish too pull it off. He's not fooling me.

The instinct is an instinct. This means that you do not have a choice. If it activates, your body does it. There is no "thinking" or "knowing". You do it.

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