Terrible online

> OMG NEW CHARACTER
> OMG WHAT CHARACTER IS GONNA BE ANNOUNCED NEXT
> CHARACTER CHARACTER CHARACTER

you rosterfags are seriously pathetic, and I say this as a big Smash fan. I'm seriously so disappointed with Ultimate, I'm already bored of it. The reason? Having so many fucking characters isn't what brings people back. I spent HUNDREDS of hours on Melee and Brawl, because their single player content was actually great. And Ultimate's simply isn't.

You know how it could have made it up? By having a fucking amazing online. That would have made this the game of the generation. Could you imagine if this game had a good online? Imagine it like Halo from it's prime days, multiple different playlists with different rule sets and game types, some ranked, some for fun...it would have been so easy to implement. How the fuck did they drop the ball on the online so fucking bad

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OK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
IF YOU WANT SMASH GONE, YOU GOT TO SCARE THE ADVERTISERS AWAY FROM WEBSITES THAT ALLOW SMASH DISCUSSION.
MODS ONLY ALLOW THIS AMOUNT OF SMASH THREADS BECAUSE THESE ARE THE RETARDS THAT DON’T USE AD BLOCK AND COME IN THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS.
IF ADVERTISERS ARE SCARED SHITLESS ABOUT SMASH, THEN MODS WILL STOP GIVING THESE FUCKERS SPECIAL TREATMENT, IF NOT OUTRIGHT BAN SMASH DISCUSSION.
BUT WE CAN’T SIMPLY JUST BE TOXIC ON TWITTER. WE NEED SOMETHING WORSE TO GET THOSE ADVERTISERS TO BE RUNNING FOR THE HILLS AT THE SIGHT OF SMASHERS.
WE NEED TO MAKE SMASHERS LOOK LIKE FURRIES AND BRONIES TO THE PUBLIC EYE.
THIS MEANS RAINFURREST TIER EVENTS.
THIS MEANS HARASSING CELEBRITIES.
THIS MEANS BEING AN ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE IN PUBLIC AREAS.
GO TAKE A SHIT IN A HOTEL LOBBY WHILE WEARING SMASH CLOTHES.
GO TO SMASH TOURNAMENTS TO SEXUALLY HARASS THE WOMEN THERE.
SHARE OR MAKE UP AUTISTIC POSTS/FANART/FANFIC (THAT ANIMATION OF STEVE RAPING BANJO IS A GOOD EXAMPLE).
MAKE UP RUMORS LIKE SMASHTARDS SHARING CHILD PORN.
DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TO SCARE ADVERTISERS AWAY FROM SMASH ON ANY WEBSITE.
DO YOUR PART IN REMOVING THESE CUNTS FROM THIS BOARD.

lol cry more faggot

OK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
IF YOU WANT SMASH GONE, YOU GOT TO SCARE THE ADVERTISERS AWAY FROM WEBSITES THAT ALLOW SMASH DISCUSSION.
MODS ONLY ALLOW THIS AMOUNT OF SMASH THREADS BECAUSE THESE ARE THE RETARDS THAT DON’T USE AD BLOCK AND COME IN THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS.
IF ADVERTISERS ARE SCARED SHITLESS ABOUT SMASH, THEN MODS WILL STOP GIVING THESE FUCKERS SPECIAL TREATMENT, IF NOT OUTRIGHT BAN SMASH DISCUSSION.
BUT WE CAN’T SIMPLY JUST BE TOXIC ON TWITTER. WE NEED SOMETHING WORSE TO GET THOSE ADVERTISERS TO BE RUNNING FOR THE HILLS AT THE SIGHT OF SMASHERS.
WE NEED TO MAKE SMASHERS LOOK LIKE FURRIES AND BRONIES TO THE PUBLIC EYE.
THIS MEANS RAINFURREST TIER EVENTS.
THIS MEANS HARASSING CELEBRITIES.
THIS MEANS BEING AN ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE IN PUBLIC AREAS.
GO TAKE A SHIT IN A HOTEL LOBBY WHILE WEARING SMASH CLOTHES.
GO TO SMASH TOURNAMENTS TO SEXUALLY HARASS THE WOMEN THERE.
SHARE OR MAKE UP AUTISTIC POSTS/FANART/FANFIC (THAT ANIMATION OF STEVE RAPING BANJO IS A GOOD EXAMPLE).
MAKE UP RUMORS LIKE SMASHTARDS SHARING CHILD PORN.
DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TO SCARE ADVERTISERS AWAY FROM SMASH ON ANY WEBSITE.
DO YOUR PART IN REMOVING THESE CUNTS FROM THIS BOARD.

Pathetic.

Who cares about online just play against the cpu. I have hundreds of hours in all the games too but it sure isnt because of onlin
And the singleplayer content always sucked

>who care about the online in any game just play against the computer

idiot

People that defend smash’s online are truly pathetic

Why not play with your friends?

Yes?