Anyone else annoyed at the sausagefest?
Anyone else annoyed at the sausagefest?
Benjamin Jenkins
Logan Myers
Kazooie is a girl
Also there are no deserving female characters left.
Daniel Hernandez
Kazooie's right there dipshit
Jacob Richardson
>waaahhhhh we need more women *shits diaper*
kill yourself
Chase Morris
Kazooie doesn't count. She's not the dominant fighter, and there's nothing feminine about her. The only reason you think she's female is because the game tells you she is.
Dylan Butler
No
Easton Clark
waiting for jill
Nathan Lopez
No, not really
I dont care about the imaginary gender quota
Connor Taylor
Android 18 is right there, dumbass
Julian Young
Please put smash in your post next time so my filter picks it up thanks. :)
Sebastian Morales
The stupid backpack sidekick doesn’t count. We were all saying “Banjo” prior to announcement; this isn’t any different.
Jordan Hill
Faggot
Jacob Jackson
>not the dominant fighter
user..
Asher Moore
Go back to plebbit oh wait I forgot we are in the version 2.0
Logan Torres
Fingers crossed for pranked Terry.
Alexander Miller
it is annoying to not even announce one female character by now, but Japanese developers are sexist by nature and probably didn't think of that.
Kevin Hill
underrated
Jordan Mitchell
>d-d-doesn't count
retarded waifushitter
Samuel Jenkins
Patience grasshopper, you haven't seen the last of the waifus.
Brandon Lee
>tranny waifufag seething
I fucking love it.
I'm gonna be having fun with the CHAD-PACK and Sans Mii Costume while you beat your dick to a dehydrated early grave.
Oliver Howard
>last character is a presumably a huge pick and also a woman
I legitimately don't know who it would be besides Lara Croft or Reimu
Lincoln Edwards
I’m not wanting representation tripe or or waifufag pandering, but I would have enjoyed at least one female in the pass. I mean come on now.
Luis Russell
>the CHAD-PACK
Love it, I’ll be saying this now.
Asher Sullivan
NOT PLAYABLE AND IS A BIRB
Jonathan White
>there's nothing feminine about her
user, I...
Robert Green
>put lipstick on beak
>”look, a girl!!”
Chase Young
I’m pissed, personally.
Jace White
>Anyone else annoyed at the sausagefest?
Blake Wilson
fuck off Sue
Connor Cooper
*saves smash*
Aaron Ross
Name (1) female charactor that deserves to be added to smash
Wyatt Walker
>Hatsune Miku
>Idolmaster Girl
>Reimu
>Saber
>Tracer
>Arle
>Marina
>KOS-MOS
>Ms. Pacman
>Jill Valentine
>Lara Croft
>2b
>Agnes
>Kasumi
>Asuka
>Kat
>Ammy
These are just some I can remember, I think they would be fun but are just weird choices
or Yea Forums hating them just made them seem weird to me
John Baker
Nah I don’t play as girls because I’m a male so it’s perfect for me.
Elijah Green
No.
Camden Wilson
dilate
Aaron Fisher
You called?
Cameron Collins
source on that leak?
Carter Robinson
>s not the dominant fighter
Did you play the games? She carries. Imagine their smash moveset without her.
Tyler Garcia
no source, just a guess based on no women so far + Terry being lowtier on excitement (like Joker)
Owen Gutierrez
>what is boomer Lara Croft
Ethan Parker
actually meant Hero instead of Joker. every other fighter is a big deal
Justin Turner
>reimu
>huge pick
touhou fans have gone full on delusional
Lucas Garcia
Only for you to suck my dick.
Anthony Jones
Based af user
Angel Richardson
>Huge Pick
They're not saving the best for last
Owen Gutierrez
Wojak needs to die already. It’s like 7 years overstayed at this point.
Joseph Richardson
spbp
Nathan Wood
Tifa fucking when?
Jose Clark
Awful
Only Jill saves your shitty post
Angel Ramirez
>Not thinking of Jill Valentine
Shit taste.
Nolan James
Literally what is wrong with everyone else
Liam Edwards
No
Two of em are twink femboys and the other probably has that one alt
Also Kazooie
Thomas Sanchez
Chun-Li? Lara Croft? .... Tracer?
Zachary King
YES, YES I DO.
it should have been Athena at least..........
Carson Myers
Imagine all the female Smash characters "servicing" all the newcomers UwU
Charles Lewis
>banjo dead center
they know whos most important
Thomas Phillips
The only person servicing anyone is you servicing me.
John Taylor
Jill would never get in over Leon
Gavin Evans
nope
Aaron Morales
Reimu!
Thomas Kelly
Hmm, it's not like the series is called Super Smash BROTHERS or anything.
You're lucky any female characters are playable besides Samus. As far as I'm concerned, the only reason we have any other female characters is to pacify whiny faggots like you.
Leo Morris
I know this is bait, but people who only said Banjo clearly never played the game.
You are truly underaged
Benjamin Scott
No, What are you a faggot? This club is for relevant video game characters only. Unless it's Jill or Amaterasu I don't want to hear about that affirmative action shit.
Isaiah Clark
Why is Smash Bros filled with so many subhuman Trannies & Faggots? Literally any other franchise is okay with female characters & shits on generic male characters except Smash? Are Smashfags literally nothing but autistic manchildren & /pol/ refugees?
Ryan Flores
>generic
>literally every relevant video game character to exist, who all happen to be males
Is the average gender whiner a retard who doesn't play any video games?
Zachary Thompson
>implying trannies aren't the ones demanding more females
it's always either them or spermbrained retards that just want more shit to jack off to
James Gonzalez
Samuel Bailey
>Joker instead of Jack Frost or even Demifiend
I'll never not be mad.
Ethan Diaz
I'm annoyed at the fucking furry trash they put in instead of literally anyone way more deserving.
I swear that fucking faggot bear is going to give me a fucking aneurysm one day.
Elijah Ortiz
Try again, kid. I got it on launch in 1998.
Sebastian Stewart
>Jill Valentine
>Reimu
>Artoria / Nero
>KOS-MOS
>Kasumi / Ayane
>Lara Croft
>Kitana / Sonya
>Joanna Dark
>Sophitia
>Aya Brea
>Astolfo
There are many options to fix the sausagefest, not even counting Nintendo own characters like Dixie, Captain Syrup, Impa, Elma, Pyra / Mythra, Adeleine, etc.
William Campbell
>>Artoria / Nero
>>Kitana / Sonya
>>Aya Brea
>>Astolfo
who?
Jace Clark
And yet Banjoke is still the least relevant. Being in the dead center means absolutely nothing.
Owen Reyes
It's Miku. Sega still hasn't had a chance to shill their next game with DLC.
This is going to go very wrong.
Lucas Roberts
>Artoria / Nero
pretty much the main faces of the Fate series
>Kitana / Sonya
you kidding, pal?
>Aya Brea
Parasite Eve
>Astolfo
also from Fate, unlike the girls above she packs a small noodle instead of a roastbeef, but that's still an improvement over sausages
Easton Carter
She's in
Robert Davis
>implying Fate would be a good addition
and I've never given a shit about Mortal Kombat outside of Scorpion and Sub-Zero jokes but even then I'd rather have them than some generic martial artist women
Jose Johnson
Yes, but at least more DLC is coming so there is still hope for a cute HUMANOID girl.
Gabriel Myers
only deserving one
Ryan Howard
Face it, you only want a female dlc because you want to fap to h er
Joseph Wright
based retard
Matthew Anderson
Feels bad, man. I would have taken even Flynn.
Christian Jones
>No female fighter
Its over Kazooie bros. The Banjies won.
They can't do this Kazooie bros we had so many insiders backing /ourgal/ kazooie up. What went wrong Kazooie Bros?
Tyler Robinson
Michael Long
>Joker instead of CHADu Narukami
Mason Sanders
>tfw join online match
>me and 3 bears
Yeah fuck this, I'm taking a week off.
Ian Young
this is a troll but it reminds me of how you're a noob if you don't play banjo kazooie mostly in talon trot
Nicholas Lopez
Women are not people.
Eli Hall
So your mom isn't a person?
Austin Brown
>all these cis male characters
Ugh. Nintendo is so fucking backwards like holy shit.