He actually thought bird bitch was gonna be the SNK rep and the token Miko of the game

>He actually thought bird bitch was gonna be the SNK rep and the token Miko of the game
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine actually thinking Reimu wasn't gonna be in for a second!

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But Reimu wasn't confirmed

SHE'S IN

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Not yet. But she will be.

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Die.

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But Nakoruru, the biggest threat to Reimu, got hard deconfirmed. Reimu staying strong!

TICK TOCK STEVEFAGS.

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lmao sorry mii fighters not allowed in this thread

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>Imagine thinking Reimu will be in instead of best witch

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Falseflag samefag borderline avatarfag OP, possibly homosexual.
Now THIS is spicy. We still haven't gotten an indie and Undertale (the strongest contender) is possibly out of the picture.

>make one last Reimu post as a last bang
>expect instant deconfirmation in some way
>fucking Undertale gets costumed
>end the direct with more hope
Fucking Sakurai, stop giving me false hope that we are in the right timeline.

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this is what reimu gets by submitting to youkai pussy

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>not both
casuals, the lot of you.

Why yes, the main character does tend to get in. Who would want Robin playable before Batman?

She is more like the Knuckles to Reimu's Sonic.

cope

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If you're gonna say the best witch, then post the best witch. Not some pansy ass book thief.

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>possibly
A Sans Mii costume would have been shown off with Frisk or whoever else was in. Undertale is 100% out of the picture. Undertale and Shovel Knight are both out, so Touhou is the biggest candidate.

Reimu is reclining

youtu.be/aW360P92X3o?t=140
We're still in the game!

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Dumb hikki

Kongou for Smash when?

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Lol, there's not enough space on Switch storage to hold all of patchy's fat

i think you guys posted the wrong picture

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>starts off as a joke pick
>conveniently passes through every single fan rule at the time
>a following slowly grows as people realize this
>the pure, raw potential tickling everybody's autism
>people grow to love what is ultimately a pipe dream
>time passes
>all the reveals slowly improve her chances
>big enough to represent an entire genre but still an underdog compared to AAA franchises
>one of the strongest competitors that could take her slot just got shitcanned
This is some Nostradamus shit. I can't tell if the world is going to end or not.

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tik tok reimufags

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>fatchouli
>fighting anything but her desire to eat

Reimu Apocalypse

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WAKEY WAKEY SAKUYAFAG

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WAKEY WAKEY MARISANIGGERS

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Screencap this

Youmu will be an echo of Raiden, my Dad works at Nintendo trust me.

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Does Reimu have short hair or long hair? Its always different, I don't get it.

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I voted for her multiple times in the 2015 smash ballot.

If she gets in this board will literally break. You all saw what Sans getting in as a costume did, now imagine a megameme like her a playable character.

she cuts her hair from time to time you goob

Are you lost?
Do you need help getting back to your general? Let me help:

You Sakuyokes are the worst.

>every single direct keeps improving her odds
>will probably still not get in because Sakurai is apathetic about it
I AM STILL IN A DREAM

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About shoulder level.

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Is Reimu lazy?

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>cocksure Reimu was going to be in
>SNK rep gets confirmed
>story switches to Nakoruru is basically Reimu so it's fine
>trailer comes out and Reimufags throw Nakorurufags under the bus

This is the best cope timeline. Reimufags are truly one in a million.

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Since the worlds population is 80 billion, does that mean there are only 80 Reimu fans worldwide? Idiot

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Even ignoring the fact that the Nakorurufags were the one laughing at the Reimufags?

What are you talking about, Reimufags never wanted Nako.
Wasn't it more that Nakorurufags started asking for her because they disliked Reimu?

quick give me the best 2hu fangames!

I just beat Luna Nights and want something new to play.

They disregarded spam user

FMW

Pretty sure it was a falseflag. Shitposters latched onto her to shit on Reimufags and SNKfags.

*Blocks your path and steals your smash invitation *

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not spam. I used a different ip each time.

Man, differentiating what is a shitpost, and a falseflag, and genuine support is so tiring

>official domino's mascot
>in sma5h
thanks for the laugh.

GUYS CHECK TWITTER
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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NOT
A
GAME

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Reimu actually has a greater than 0% chance of being in the game, especially with more DLC fighters coming.

MARISAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sorry toe hoe but there's already an iconic miko character on the nintendo

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SHOUJO TALE

How do 2hufags feel knowing that any rep they get will likely be due to Toby Fox?

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Cope harder. Your shitty waifu isn't getting in. Screencap this.

who?

>Oh no, a touhoufan managed to help get touhou into smash! How terrible!
Yea, I think we'd be fine.

>no mention of Luna Nights or the AoCF during the direct
What does it mean? Are they going to just ignore them since lol west or are they saving them for later?
It's actually pretty easy. Shitposters are much more in your face about it and take the cocky attitude to cartoonish levels. They will also not make any genuine arguments and resort to lolumad ish replies. If you want an example of what I mean just look at the first posts ITT.

When someone wants a character they will play safe. Even the most fanatical characterfags will be somewhat aware of what arguments they are using. They don't want to expose themselves too much or start an argument they can't win.

If you are still having trouble differentiating you can try the "why" trick. Basically, you make a simple reply to the post with nothing but a simple "why?" or "elaborate". If the following reply is not an argument you will know it is a shitpost and you can just ignore it. You are better off just ignoring it completely but at least this way it's only one reply wasted talking to a wall.

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>Sayo Chan gets in
>Becky is an alt color
I would laugh but also be happy because she is a cool character and plays similar enough to Reimu to make modding a possibility for her.

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They're saving it for TGS

AoCF on Switch is out after the PS4 version

Will they ever make a good 2hu fightan again?

Aren't there any other better Touhou characters? Why fucking Reimu?

raymoo is the face of 2hu

Literally any Touhou character is better than Raymoo.

>worlds population is 80 billion

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>tfw 2hu fags think they're above the rest of the roosterfags when they are in fact the bottom of the barrel

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Puppet Dance Performance is pretty much mandatory
Also try Genso Wanderer and the Touhou mod for Doom

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Reminds me of Erdrick. You even have a lot of equivalents of the slimefags who said "real fans don't want this character!"

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And Knuckles is an ass trophy while Sonic is playable.

Nah, careful optimism.
It's weird how Reimu attracts so many avatarfags.

damn right!

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In grorious nippon, rhythm games dominate half of every arcade, and most of them have 2hu soundtracks and remixes for half their songs. She's in.

Does ZUN really want this to happen? I can see Sakurai somewhat interested but there's no way ZUN would give him the greenlight.

not a Touhou fangame, but if you liked Luna Nights I highly recommend Strange Journey: Synchronicity Prologue, made by the same people.

I honestly can't recommend it enough.

ZUN gave the greenlight to a fucking gacha

ZUN used to be a turboautist regarding monetisation of his little girls but these days it seems he lets any shit go, considering the number of paid fan games on the switch and steam. I don't think he'd be a roadblock anymore.

>there is a slight hope of a touhou character as a mii fighter
I want to believe!

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ZUN would absolutely give him the greenlight

>Okuu Gunner

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At this point I would settle with anything. All it takes is a sign that ZUN greenlit the idea and every single Jap fan would sperg out at once, with the news spreading like a forest fire through Japanese social media. If she wouldn't be playable as DLC she sure as hell would top the polls by the next game. Her support would catapult pretty hard.

What would be alternate 2hus 2-8? Keep in mind they keep the same movest.

cringe

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Echos wouldn't work well. The best compromise would be alt colors like

>brawler marisa
youtube.com/watch?v=f35oYVxeDzo

She's in.

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Pretty much, no idea why fags keep pushing the idea. Sanae is the only character that even remotely resembles Reimu and she has a completely different powerset.

Tenjou no Tempest

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this is really embarassing

Too strong

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One day, you'll be a Reimu clone happily doing the Queen's bidding, and when you come to, you'll be a million times more embarrassed than any of us.

If Shovel Knight, Sans and Shantae didnt get in, this shit Loli that nobody knows is the biggest never gonna happen to ever exist in smash that isnt fuckin Goku

>Reimu
>Loli

based mokoubros

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Remember when Mokou was completely cut out of a fighting game because she was too strong?

Popular urban legend that was literally smashed when she was included in Urban Legend in Limbo
The actual interview just had ZUN basically saying "Kaguya and Mokou were planned for Soku but we decided to cut them so we could focus on including more "weak" characters like Cirno and Meiling."

>the pure, raw potential tickling everybody's autism
This is all of touhou in a nutshell really. The reason why there are so many fanworks.
Just unlimited and unbridled potential.

I want her in so bad bros.
I don't even play Smash

My friend promised to name his first son Sakurai if she gets in so you're not alone

Reimu is of legal drinking age!

She's in

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who?

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Amen to that

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ZUN allowed Reimu to cameo in some shitty Nendoroid gacha game some years ago. Of fucking course he would let Reimu in Smash. I mean, who wouldn't want their OC to be in Smash?

She's in

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She's in.

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Why is Sanae the better miko?

>drinking for 11 days in a row
so, that's why she's so powerful

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because she has two moms

Keep in mind that there are 2hufags that don't want Touhou anywhere close to Smash. Not everyone wants his favorite series to attract even more cancer.

This, Zun has been on the record stating that if given the choice he would either pick Marisa or the idiot fairies when it comes to crossovers.

Those are the realistic thinkers. Only memers want Reimu in Smash and it's painfully obvious.

Post Movesets.
>Reimu
>Low ground speed, amazing air speed and control, lightweight.
>Attacks have good disjoint but only so-so knockback with a few exceptions. Combo game is only ok.
>Unique hurtbox, projectiles can only affect her if they hit the center of it, otherwise they simply pass through her.
>When she attacks an opponent, they drop "power cards" that she auto-collects. Gaining enough will cause her to spawn a familiar (yin-yang orb), which spawns weak (think fox laser level) homing projectiles during some of her moves. Max of 4, but she loses 1 upon losing a stock.
>B: Hakurei Amulet: Reimu fires a large homing amulet, dealing light damage and knockback, slightly laggy. Number of amulets increase with familiars
>Up B: Dimensional Rift: Reimu teleports in whatever direction is held, can perform an attack immediately by holding B.
>Side B: Super Duplex Barrier: Reimu places a static border around herself, lasting for several seconds. Projectiles are warped to the other side, and her own projectiles are powered up upon passing through it.
>Down B: Fantasy Seal: Only works if Reimu has at least 1 familiar. An incredibly powerful, homing projectile is fired, consuming a familiar upon use. Holding B allows you to fire additional Orbs, increasing the knockback and damage of the attack.
>Dair spawns a bouncing Yin-Yang Orb that can be hit back at Reimu, Up Smash is Ascension Kick, Up tilt is her Gohei wave and dash attack is her slide (both from HRtP.)

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>only memers
only secondaries

What's the difference?

>Final Smash: She turns everyone into clones of her. Because she's lazy, all the other fighters decide to stop fighting, making it a lot easier for Reimu to kick their asses.

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You dumb rosterfags said the same exact thing about Terry and look what happened.

Here's some simple special move ideas I came up with:
>B: Homing Amulet
Reimu throws three amulets forward, two red ones and a bigger blue one. The big blue one can home in on enemies.
>Side B: Evil Sealing Circle
Reimu forms the evil sealing circle in front of her, which can trap projectiles and opponents for a short amount of time, and throwing others into it will make them take the damage of the projectile, like the black hole glitches
>Up B: Gap hag
Yukari grabs Reimu, and throws her into a gap that can be aimed with the control stick
>Down B: Yin Yang Orbs
Reimu can charge this move. The longer it charges, the more orbs appear. The orbs spin around her and do damage to fighters who get close.
>Final Smash: Fantasy Seal
Reimu bombs the screen and blasts anybody in her way with Fantasy Seal.
Other ideas I came up with are her using her needles for her Smash attacks and Yukari quickly pulling her into a small gap for her dodge

>Marisa Moveset
>good ground speed, high air speed and control, medium-light weight.
>Fast attacks, but kind of easy to punish, Generally good combo game.
>Same gimmick as but without homing, just with her mini-hakkero familiars rather than yin-yang orbs.
>B: Magic Missile: have a slight delay before speed forward, decent damage and kb scaling, number increase with familiars.
>Side B: Illusion Laser: Fast, weak beam with short start up, good for racking up damage.
>Up B: Miasma Sweep: a strong uppercut, familiars spin around her and release bullets. sweet spot near the bottom of the broom on start-up that spikes
>Down B: Earthlight Ray: Marisa throws a glowing bottle at an arc, exploding when it makes impact and release a short laser that reaches upward. Base of explosion deals damage akin to Link Bombs, the laser only deals light damage. Bottle can be grabbed.
>Forward Smash is her hip thrust, it beats practically every projectile in the game (at the cost of being fairly laggy).

The western fanbase is already cancer. If anything Smash would be a better entry point for new fans than porn and 10 year old flash music videos.

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>We will still never get Wriggle

Reimu's Gohei must gauge her power, the longer it gets the stronger she is

Based.
I'd pay for a Wriggle Mii costume as long as i can get a remix of her glorious theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=3kAOz5huQg0
Or even better, her stage theme
youtube.com/watch?v=FLWkALwp9SA

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It's funny that they look so similar.

>her
user...

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>this is really embarassing

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>reimu gets in
>interacts with male characters
Jp fans would throw a fit

They would be too terrified of her to do anything.

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ATTENTION: All Touhou Gamers

Reimu Hakurei is in great trouble and she needs your help to wipe out the youkai at the Youkai Mountain, but to do this she needs Fantasy Heaven and a couple of bottles of sake. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to donate to her shrine. But, you gotta be quick, so Reimu Hakurei can save Gensokyo and achieve the epic youkai genocide!

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based

Any tip for using SakuyaA in DDC? I heard that you can maximize her damage by spamming focus mode

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What if the gohei isnt getting bigger but reimu getting smaller?

Who could be behind such a thing?

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Please convince me that she won’t be in I don’t want to get my hopes up

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In all seriousness Smash is cashing in all the big promo crossovers now. At this point Reimu at some point is a given, possibly even 2B, and at some point gacha characters as well.

The Smash ride never ends!

Reimu has interacted with Rinnousuke before you filthy secondary. Touhou isn't Love Live.

explain how smash shitposting is otaku culture

No

>raymoo gets in
>suddenly millions of idiots get into touhou
>secondaries fucking everything
>the franchise burns down over night

Please god NO

Undertale is shit but the sans costume unironically gives reimu more chances.
First, it takes undertale out of the way.
Second, Toby is personal friend of ZUN and now he meet Sakurai, maybe he can do something...

>This is some Nostradamus shit. I can't tell if the world is going to end or not.'
It already is ending. Haven't you played Astral Chain?

I hate product, not the person.

But that is just the west, japan never cared about the "secondaries" (or this retarded elitism system) and they are who make the fanart, games and remixes.

If seems now even Japan is meming about Reimu smash now. They even know about "toby got in contact with sakurai and he is friend of ZUN".

Well no shit japan actually plays the games.

>That other miko Character got nuked.
>Undertale will be just a costume.
>More DLC incoming.
Her chances are unironically higher than ever.

all of you armpit fags wanting this character for smash while i'm wishing for this real representative get in

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reimu fits all the rosterfag rules, between that, all major indie reps out of the way, and the toby fox thing points to some pretty good odds, also sakurai is a well known SHMUPfag, so representation makes sense, especially since terry soft deconfirms touhous main rival: metal slug.

>brawer
Suika, Byakuren, Jo'on
>gunner
Nitori, Kanako, Utsuho
>Swordfighter
Youmu, Tenshi, Miko,

i tried to make marisa lol

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Perfect