Let's sum up the Nintendo Direct

b-but smash!

>last reveal of the direct is a port
I wonder how long it will take until the OP image is no longer accurate

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No Metroid. 0/10

I would list the announced games but you would proceed to invalidate them saying "PORTS" and "SHIT GAME" so why bother

Kinda disappointing except for the SNES games, the Tetris 99 stuff, and the joy of watching Yea Forums freak out over more DLC fighters.

Careful OP the tranny janny mods don't like it when you post this image

What about deadly premonition 2?

DQ11, TMS, XC1 and Vampyr are on my buy list.

imagine being a nintendork LMAO

>tokyo mirage sessions
>still no Shin Megami Tensei

Ok now post one for state of play

you GODDAMN FAGGOTS cant contain yourself for ONE fucking DIRECT JESUS NOT EVEN THE STICKY HELPS.

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>It's a remake with tye shitty artist from X

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Yeah it was a complete waste of time.

>So many ports
>Still no signs of Metroid Prime trilogy

Fuck...

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Get fucked snoyniggers, Deadly Premonition is ours now

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>b-b-but Sony!
When will you console faggots just buy a PC? It's embarrassing.

This.

>let's sum up every single nintendo direct
fixed that for ya, OP

At least we have conformation Capcom is the dumbest Switch developer on the planet

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This was the single worst direct I ever seen.
Even a great Smash reveal couldn’t save this. It being shit, on top of saying at least another year of roster faggotry really killed it.

Did you guys really expect anything different from Nintendo?

>Deadly Premonition 2

If you're not a fan of taunting them, it's best to just leave Yea Forumstendogaf any day they do these things.

This is now a Sonybro Mass Suicide Containment Thread.

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But I have Switch and PC, user.

Please list all new games announced in the direct. Oh wait..

>reeeee why are people taking about video games
I know this is upsetting for snoys. But don't worry, a game will come out for ps4 one of these days...

oh no, how will we ever live without this crap tier game?

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All you need is a PC.

Did they announce a single new game that wasn't the shitty f2p kirby

>started with a port of a shit game
>ended with a port of a shit game

>t-this awfull meme game is ours!
>n-no! y-you dont get it! ita so bad its good, I swear!
lmaoing @ ninten yearsolds

The drought really had messed with their brains

>Braindead basedlette has shit taste
As expected. Cope, dilate, and please for your own sake have sex.

>getting this mad
Lmao snoyboy it was just a joke calm down.
Everyone knows there was no state of play due to no games

Coping AND shit taste? A classic combo for the snoyboys.

>new Kirby is a F2P game
Iwata should've taken the company down with him

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>oh no, how will we ever live without this crap tier game
Probably just shitpost every day like you have been doing since the start of the drought in 2018

It's a multiplat.

Deadly premonition 2

So... I should sell my Switch? Why?

If someone unironically uses these buzzwords to defend a game, then you know they are a mindless retard who isn’t worth arguing with
> Waifufag, Zoomer, Sonyfag, Boomer, Cope, Seething, Weeb, Gamer
For example it’s impossible to discuss BOTW or Smash without people spamming these same buzzwords, the reason Nintendo games are shit now is because their fanbase is so braindead that they accept whatever garbage that comes out without even bothering to criticize it. Nintendo is objectively just as much of a anti-consumer piece of shit as any other game developer besides EA. Yet they always get a pass for their bullshit because Fanboys are unable to let go of the fact that golden Era Nintendo is gone & never coming back

Looks like shit lmao

Holy shit, is there any reason to get a Switch other than playing fucking overpriced ports in the toilet?

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All I wanted was SMTV news, which I didn't expect and obviously didn't get, but I can't be upset with the Direct either. I don't care about Smash, but I'm still glad Terry's in because I like him and the trailer was great and I never would have expected DP2 but I'm really happy to see it.

literal who game
Absolute state of nintentards

FUH-KING CENSOR THIS!

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>overwatch port
>Luigi’s mansion has some multiplayer mini games
>”””free””” mulitplayer Kirby game featuring fighting and mini games
>trials of mana remake gameplay
>walking simulator indie port
>Gamefreak RPG that doesn’t let you leave the town, but Toby Fox ost is cool
>10 minutes of smash dlc featuring some literal who that people are going to pretend to be fans of so they can look cool
>links awakening remake gameplay, everything looks fine but why did they make such a terrible dungeon creator?
>DQ11 gameplay looks great of course, hype for the new additions and 2D mode
>fire Emblem x SMT port, hype because I never played the original
>DEADLY FUCKING PREMO 2 BASED AND DEADLY PREMO 1 PORT
>Divinity OS2 port, don’t give a fuck it probably is utter unplayable shit compared to PC because no KB+M
>another doom port I can just boot up in an emulator right now I wanted to, yawn
>generic looking TPS
>10 minutes of Pokémon Sw/Sh still looking like a 3DS port with reused animations and models but poltegeist is kind of cute
>SNES games are cool, but still no VC, $30 snes controller exclusive for online members who gives a shit
>Tetris battle royale 2.0, don’t give a single solitary fuck but I’m sure the people who are fans are happy
>Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games looks as shitty and gimmicky as it always is
>another daemon x machina demo, yawn
>Jedi Outcast port which is pretty based but no multiplayer fuck em
>Witcher 3 port, yawn, kinda cool it even works on switch tho
>Asscreed shit, yawn
>low quality f2p mmo, yawn
>games montage with a bunch of shit I don’t care about except for Ni No Kuni and maybe Outerworld if it runs okay
>Animal Crossing looks alright I’ll probably end up getting it... really, really, REALLY worried about the ‘desert island’ thing they’re going for though, and you still can’t fucking own a town with other players online
>XB1 definitive looks lit

Final Verdict: 5/10, not terrible.

>Steveposting is returning

>Deadly Premonition is ours now
>also on PS3 and PC
wut

>It's bad now because it got ported to another system
This direct was shit but Sonyfags are still seething.

true but its gonna be a multiplat, they would have mentioned publishing it or something if it was exclusive. where the FUCK is the new metroid

Gotta admit I love the switch but even I thought that there were just ports ports ports of games not really worth paying that much for.

Bayonetta 3 bros how are we coping?

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The Kirby game is yet another port from the 3DS though.

I'm a Sonybro. What exactly am I supposed to be mad about here?

Yeh you could play all those Switch exclusives. Switch is literally the only system getting games at the moment.

It was literally all ports except for Deadly Premonition 2 and that new thing that looks like shovelware
3/10, terrible direct, not even the Smash announcement was particularly hype.

>this assblasted by Terry
lmaoo

samefag

>Switch is literally the only system getting games at the moment.
what

Sorry bro but imma need to erase your negative shitpost and leave only the 10s. Cope more

sup boco

? what did I do wrong?

>5/10
>not terrible
lmao?

Probably your massive drought

@476739394
You won't be getting a (You) from me, faggot.

>this delusion

PC got more games in the last month than Switch has gotten in its entire lifetime.

>retard that is using the vidya journalist scale
5/10 is average numbnuts

Hi.

Except I'm an idort and this Direct was garbage.

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Oh. I always intentionally stay 1-2 years behind in releases because I refuse to pay $60 for games, so I wouldn't know.

>476739650
And you wont be geting games so we are even

>PC
>Games

We're talking actual platforms here. Enjoy your table scraps.

Yea Forums is retarded and literally thinks owning a PS4 and a Switch at the same time is impossible.

>Enjoy your table scraps.
Yes I would be enjoying my Switch