Are you an incel?

be honest

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I got a text from a girl 20 minutes ago.

what's his name?

Yes

Yes. I became kinda bisexual because of it.

Does it count if I don't want to have anything to do with women?

no im based and redpilled

No. I’m a cel

I’m not confident enough in my physical appearance to put myself out there. Then again I dunno if I want to have sex. I think it just seems awkward to me

nOPE

A Smash thread died for this.

I'm a rosterfag, so yes

No, I'm very much a voluntary celibate. I strive to never bother other people with my presence and live the life of a hermit.

No

you can trick your mind but you can't trick your libido

Yes, but not a seething one.

if you reply to this thread at all, i have bad news for you guys
yes i know what that implies

No, but the ones who are shouldn't be ashamed of it.

based jannie

technically yes, but i am actually conscious about why i dont get women at all

No they should be very very ashamed

I love how we can get away with making these threads during Nintendo directs

I'm 26 and have never seen a vagina

Yes, but an apathetic one.

no, I unironically had sex with a gamer girl

No, I'm a buddhist monk

Why would I be one ? I'm not a virgin.

I'm a volcel

I sympathize with and agree with them on some things but not all. Other than that, I wouldn't say so. I am lonely-ish but I don't really try either. Also, I'm a bislut so I can't be an incel because it's easy (and better) with men than women, both with sex and relationships.

>gamer girl
imagine the smell

No, I dont hate women. They hate me for being 5'6".

>the amount of sex one has is relevant to the discussion of video games

Look at the filename, this is a data-mining thread again!

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I'm a vocel, physical intimacy scares the shit out of me.

gimme your location so I can mercy kill you

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Slept with over 50 women, 40 of those over the last year after I broke up with my fiancee. Depends on your definition because I think women are literally trash humans, but I get laid.
>hurrr no you haven't
k

no

no iam not but i sometimes get thoughts of one and despise my self for thinking so egotistic and retarded
the world is not out to get you nor does anyone owe you anything you are not smarter than most people and the reason why no one has sex with you is because you are not playing your cards right

Zoe Quinn's house

post height and jaw

Nope. I'm a handsome fuck but I genuinely don't care for people and I don't make friends easy. I can go over a month without talking to anyone and be completely alright.

I'm a filthy phoneposter and in bed with my QT GF in my own flat right now.

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lonely disgusting incel cope

I'm a little over 6 feet and just have a big dick and mommy issues and go after edm girls and they eat it up

i'm not because i don't even try

It's okay I just fap to traps.

I go to work and go straight to bed. I don't care about pussy, I don't care about my family, and I don't care what anyone thinks about me. I just want a quiet life and to just sleep.

>edm girls
a warm hole is a warm hole but rave girls are low tier

Yes I hate women and am a gaychad.

>gaychad
*gaycel

Yesterday I hate fucked my wife and came on her belly.

An actual incel or that twisted warped being that Yea Forums thinks incel means?

Project harder, ugly fuck.