Stop hyping this nintendo direct up. You faggots do this every time and then are disappointed at the end. Stop...

>that double chin
>that shapeless everything

We're all plagued by crippling pessimism and hopelessness. The extreme hyping counteracts that and by the time the Direct starts, we all have a properly mangled knot of excitement and dread in our stomachs. Then the Direct comes, mid-whelms us, and we all try to remember what the next thing we were looking forward to was

Go on user. Make love to the mound.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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I start at the tits then work my way down

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no

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BASED GIVE HER THE DICK MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MEME

BASED GIVE HER THE DICK MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MEME