Comfy/slow Direct thread

So the Overwatch thing is confirmed. meh. Hopefully this doesn't mean an Overwatch character for Smash

Neat, it has gyro aiming

do people unironically think overwatch is fun outside of the porn?

Holy shit LM3 looks SO fucking good visually
Amazing

>Koizumi isn't the host.

I had fun during the free trial at launch, but haven't played since. Community seems like shit.

they waz kings

>Kirby Monster Hunter
eh

>Freemium Kirby game.

With TF2 being fucked more than usual this summer this OW reveal is salt in the wound.

>Free-to-start

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Remind me why Yea Forums hypes up these literal toddler games?

this game looked good on treehouse

>free to start

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>that voice acting
jesus christ

>free to start

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WAIT ISNT THE KIRBY GAME A PORT OF THE 3DS ONE?

Honestly cringe when they use the actual ingame voices for the porn

>the first announcement of the Direct is a port
>of fucking Overwatch of all things
Nintendo's port frenzy has reached parody levels.
And I'm sure there's some stupid faggots who watched that and thought
>OMG OVERWATCH IS PERFECT FOR THE SWITCH!

>So few games they have to hype up indie garbage
The absolute state

Basado SNK hermanos

10 fps

Same. I'll play during the free trials but it doesn't have anything new that hasn't been done better in other fps games.

i have no faith in gamefreak

HURR FALL BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE LEAVES FALL OFF THE TREES *drools* hurr hurr hurr

>Pokemon died for this

>Gamefreak's B team game looks far better than the new Pokemon game

JUST

>TOBY FOX

>tobi fox

>Gamefreak and Toby Fox
Giant autistic fanbase right there.

>pay today

SANS CONFIRMED

>Town is already finished
Lol what was the development time? 6 months?

Pfffhahaha Gamefreak

Damn town looks awesome

KOF CONFIRMED

TERRY CONFIRMED

DON'T CALL ME RADIATION

What a waste of a slot

>Nakorurukeks

It's shit

why not girl

>hat ken

Pretty shit reveal so far regardless of the character

literally who

ARE YOU OKAY

>more roster autism

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MORE FIGHTERS

I'm not an SNKfag, but that was a good trailer.

Oh boy even more rosterfag threads! Can't wait!

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its more fun than playing the actual game desu

>Yea Forums thought rosterfaggotry would end soon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The animation in that reveal was fucking stellar

>Smash rosterfag threads will continue shitting up Yea Forums for who knows how long now

MORE STREET FIGHTER REPS OMEGALUL

honestly? I agree

>retards unironically thought Nintendo wouldn't milk the cashcow that is Smash DLC as much as they could

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Its never gonna fucking end

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>Terry
Literally who? No one knows this obscure guy

Wow I’m fine with the idea as DLC but releasing this many DLC characters seems scummy

>only transferable by amibo
but why

Slow burn Japan time is the best thing to happen to this shit board in years.

Would have preferred Geese tbqh

>Terry
>Not Terri
L A M E

>They're porting this garbage
Will it be uncensored this time?

Kowashita is back!

I thought kowashitai was fucking dead!

No it's totally cool because now I get to endlessly shitpost about who is IN and who isn't and suck the dick of some random user who roleplays as a leaker for my favorite party game that I never play

KOWASHITAI!!!!

SHE'S IN

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>TMS port
FUCK YES
I unironically loved this game, I hope they add things to the base game.

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>#FE port
Why does this look worse than the Wii U version?

As long as they stay away from Phoenix Wright threads and don't turn my bro into the new Steve or whatever I can tolerate this

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Absolutely everything shown has been bad

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>Looking for more fire emblem goodness
yes
>Say hello to Tokyo
GOD NO

>this is SMT V

THIS IS NOT SMT5 WHAT THE FUCK

>another fighter pass
literally the worst announcement nintendo has ever made. smash containment board when?

Luigi's Mansion looked good though

>More ports
It's never going to stop.

>Deadly Premenition 2
Nintendo will give any Jap money it seems.

Sonyfag detected, it's a solid direct

>#FE port with more characters
I love it
Tsubasa for Smash DLC wave 2?

lol Deadly Premonition who asked for this.

Obra Dinn is the only game I can think of that I'd confidently give a 10/10

>deadly premonition 2

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I just want metroid prime trilogy and xenoblade ported over then I'm good

I feel burned with that Fire Emblem bit not being the DLC

me

lol since when was deadly premonition 2 a thing

>placing the cutscene camera right in front of unfinished Light Fixture geometry

So was the boob plate saved?

I like some ports, but when it's 90% of anything notable a system gets then I start to wonder why I own the thing to begin with.

Will Nintendo literally port every non-exclusive franchise onto the Switch?

You had a decade to play it what the fuck is wrong with you.

Unironically who didn't see the more DLC announcement coming.

Based Pete

>all these ports and still no luigis mansion 1 and 2 port

this isn't todd

>wrpg cringe
>bethesda cringe
nintendo doesn't have anything better to show than this?

DOOM 64 PORT

NINTY WINS

for the people who played doom 64, do i need to play doom 1-63 first?

why play doom64 after duk3d

I did play it, fucktard. I'm excited for 2.

>Hi-Rez

>another game focusing on a secret op group with wacky quirky characters

Seems kind of slow

>hi-rez

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I thought there was a chance but I didn’t think they’d do it

And I wasn't talking about DP2 you double retard.

>hi-rez

I'll never forgive them for killing Tribes.

>High rez
Get ready for looooooads of microtransactions.

>Maractus
based

>Blue Eyes
>Pink

>Pokemon Gyarus

oh boy.

To be honest, doom64 is one of my favorite doom entries.
I can definitely dig this.

>females will have the best fashion choices again
mehhh

What's good about changing my clothes if I have to wear the clown suit whenever I get on the bike.

>NUH-UH I NEVER SAID THAT TOTALLY NOT MOVING THE GOALPOSTS

>Customizing your look
We could do this before.

This is like the least excited I’ve ever been during a direct
>oh here’s Pokemon :^)
Can’t wait to get disappointed even more.

Famous Britastan Dish: Curry

Maybe read my post again you triple retard

What did they mean by this?

>my Delcatty died for curry

Can I please have some National Dex curry?

>You can make curry!
But why?
>YOU CAN MAKE CURRY!

They seriously introduced some cooking minigame and didn't state any real purpose behind doing it. wtf

>This Japanese thing is very popular in England
Do they ever leave their own gook infested archipelago?

A FUCKING TEAPOT

you can create your waifu, holy shit

Eat your curry Pajeet!!!

>SNES GAMES

fucking finally

SNES FUCKING FINALLY

The diving bird and the metal bird are the only new Pokemon that have interested me so far.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME, N64 WHEN

The dex shit has ruined any excitement for it for me. They couldn't do the BARE MINIMUM for this shit

man, pokemon really does have shit nothing to show. what a disaster.

How in the fuck were the smash leaks fucking real? Yea Forums is a fucking piece of shit fucking shithole how the fuck did they get it right?

>Puyo Puyo Tsu
based

>The Nips are so fucking isolationist they have to shoehorn Japanese curry into a British game because they forgot India exists

We couldn't fit in any Pokemon because we we programmed in too much kareraisu

GULP MISSLE
U
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M
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Also snes online looks not bad

THE EDF DEPLOYS

RIP 8bitdo

Wonder if this will be censored on a Sony console

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>tfw never actually downloaded Tetris
I should probably get on that.

>paid DLC in Tetris
What in the fuck

That wasn't very ethical of you

>Starfox
Oh I can't wait for the 64 port

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>SNES controller you can use with the switch and anything else vs snes controller you can only use with the switch that costs the same and you can only buy from nintendo's website

nah

>retro Olympic events

that's pretty cute

But that wasn't Football. That was Soccer.

Luigi feet

>deadly premonition
Holy shit literally based

Sevens is so boring it pisses me off use proper teams

>yfw Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games 2020 turns out to be an actually super based game

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>Mario and Sonic
I played the first one and thought it was boring. This one looks kind of ok.

>retro bowser diving

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I just noticed right after it there is even less ethicalness of the massive cleavage kind

>Based on the 1972 Munich Games
that's a bit morbid Nintendo

but they said it will charge via micro usb, it will connect on the computer one way or the other

KYLE FUCKING KATARN

ABSOLUTELY BASED

JEDI MOTHERFUCKING OUTCAST WHAT THE FUCK

Oh, okay, so snes controller that works with like 2/5 ish things the other one does and is more inconvenient to buy.

YOOO

Americans have too short attention spans for regular Union.

>Jedi Outcast port
u wot
Disney allowed this?

KYLE KATARN!

>Aspyr
Fuck no

where else would you want to connect it

Holy fuck how many ports are there going to be in this direct

PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT new game PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT

>Rouge finally on the Switch
It's about fucking time

>Farming Simulator
Who actually plays these?

where are the games?

I use my 8bitdo controller with my switch, ps4, pc, and retropie interchangeably pretty often.

>Devil May Cry 2
WHY?

>Devil May Cry 2 being sold separately
LMAO

what about your xbox?

>People screaming port
Good, thanks for beta testing for the Switch version fags.

FUCK YEAR FARMING SIMULATOR

I haven't turned that piece of shit on since it stopped getting games I couldn't play on my pc.

Dante was on the lower part of the smash dlc spectrum but with a second pack it might be possible for him now
.....and fuck animal crossing

One of the main deciding factors for a new sport's inclusion in the Olympics is whether or not Americans are good at it. It's why shit like cricket and netball isn't even gonna be considered.

Do you think they did the FE encore edition so they could fix the blatant censorship and horrible translation in the Wii U version?

PLAY DMC2 IS BEST

Nice, it's like the mobile game except this costs $60

Niggers

animal crossing looks like shit even with the delay.

>Deadly Premonition
>#FE
>DOOM 64
>DMC2
>Jedi Outcast
>Farming Simulator

This is the weirdest fucking direct.

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Surely they're saving a big announcement or two for the end, right...

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>Grass has full patterns back
yay

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

>DMC 2
THANKS FOR BETA TESTING SNOYFAGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED NINTENDO

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>want nice AC game
>They make an AC game that takes on survival elements where you live in a tent

This was a monkey's paw wish for me.

It literally looks like pocket camp or whatever

Animal motherfucking Crossing isn't a big announcement? Get out of my Yea Forums.

BINNY PLS

Leaker fags BTFO yet again

Animal Crossing looks good for other people but honestly I just want a comfy game I can play a little each day. I hate having to plan out my town like an autist. Am happy but a little sad

WHY IS THERE FACE SO FLAT

Nip direct > this shit

This thread is moving so slow everyone will realize I'm jewish

AC isn't new.

>seething snoyboy start flooding thread
Yikes
Don't you have some games to pl-
Oh wait, sorry I forgot.

you can see in the trailer that it's still censored

>476735529
/pol/ seething that Nintendo wins again

Huh? Is this a post I'm replying to? I can't really make out what it says

Who fucking cares about this literal girls series? Only women enjoy this shit.

>unironically liking animal crossing
Im so FUCKING BORED

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This is the comfiest fucking game ever made goddamn

>you can re-plant trees

fucking based

>whoever smelt it dealt it
thanks Treehouse

>Animal Crossing: Indie Survival Game Edition

Hard pass

I haven't played Animal Crossing since GC. I'm interested in this one

Now, Animal Crossing will have weather, including a FUCKING HURRICANE!

>People hate Animal Crossing
What's it like to not have a soul?

Based AC. Yea Forums is dead for shitting on this game. Fuck all of you.

Pulling weeds and catching bugs.

Its like I'm really a 12 year old girl!

It's hard to walk. My feet hurt.

XENOBLADE

I like AC, but I don't like survival games and I really liked the town management stuff. So, this one has some negatives for me.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

THERE'S THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>No Bayo 3
>no Prime 3
Yikes

MUH NADO!!!!!!!

XC2 babbys move over the KING is on the SHITCH NOW

>The big announcement is a port

fitting

ANOTHER FUCKING PORT

>last announcement
>"Oh boy, what will it b-"
>port
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>xenoblade chronicles remake already
what the FUCK

X FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

A REMASTER!

X FAGS BTFO

god damn that fucking sucked

>Another port

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>recently bought a physical new 3ds and was thinking about picking it up

MY FEELINGS ARE TOO COMPLEX

BAAAAAAAASED

>big announcement is a remake of a 7 year old game
What went so wrong?

Oof. Oh well at least the Snes thing isn't any additional cost like the Snoys wanted us to think.

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS PORTS

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>no AND ONE MORE THING

>Xenoblade 1 but with shitty anime Tales graphics
Maybe this time Yea Forums will actually pay attention to it.

0/10 tbqh

You mean a port. Actually interested in it since I'd want to start at the beginning of the series.

>another port
>of Xenoblade

>People hate ports
It means I don't have to buy any other systems.
Eat shit

Sakuari time!

>XC2fags swear up and do the original would have looked just as shitty anime as XC2 if it came out on Switch
>It still looks great

Well, time to waste another 200 hours on the first xenoblade game I never got to play.

Pretty bad Direct. I guess I can keep waiting to buy the Switch Pro in 2020.

Yo was that the bionis shoulder at the end?

What were your favorite announcements? I'm ding-dong diddly play Banjo and the SNES thing

They better not replace the awesome bong voices with shitty murrican ones, like they did with XC2.

>definitive edition
>port
Are you guys retarded?

>Buy a switch
>90% of what it gets is stuff I already own and played on other systems
Yeah, no, this sucks.

XC2 doesn't look shitty though. Shulk looks like he does in XC2 even, looks fucking great

>Hi there, Masahiro Sakurai here

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GET THIS GAY ASS ANIME SHIT OUT OF HERE, I DON'T WANT ANYMORE FUCKING WEEB GAMES

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more ports just means more pirating for me

its literally a remake retard, did you not see the completely different models

Sakurai showing off his dual wielding skills again

>two controllers at once

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>He's not a console warrior who enjoys being rewarded for staying true to a system.
Cry more

I'm excited for TMS I guess

I'm talking about the Nu-anime artstyle, it doesn't have that

Looks like those XC2 models are getting some use.

Ahh yes
Shulk doesnt look anime at all.

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>Shilling for Microsoft
Based

How does enjoying a cutesy chore simulator give you a soul?

Nintendo Switch more like Nintendo Port

>Calling a clear remake a port
You're all brainlets.

The future belongs to us weebs now.

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>that ending shot

Soo....Melia end?

>no bayo
>animal crossing drags on for decades
>ends on another smash dlc character that will just ruin the game balance even more
Atleast xenoblade remake was a good reveal but this was shit and TMS is still censored

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Seems it's more like a remaster. The character models are all XC2 style, and the environments are probably using the original textures where possible instead of the Wii blur mess by comparison.

Xenoblade 2 Cancer threads have just been revived...

If you aren't an Idort you don't even like video games.

>some seething mod or janny marked my post for deletion because I said its not a port
Cope harder you fucking faggot mod

>no Ace Attorney 7
maybe next time

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>please try Smash on XBOX

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>Sakurai shilling for Xbox
Sakurai, you mad man!

2019
I am forgotten

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I said nu, I main Vita Tales of moe ecchi hentai style

I still can’t get over them nothing to remake FUCKING DMC 2
No one likes that game

AAAAAAARRRHHHGGG I LOVE N9NTENDO !!!

>Calling a clear remake a port
What the fuck does it matter?
It's still the same game.

Cry moar bitch, Nintendo brings the games to me.

weebs shall inherent the earth

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I like it. For the fact that it stands as a a testament to Itsuno's determination to make better games, and the fact that no one ever wants to be DMC2 bad.

Most of this was pretty meh but the things that stuck out to me:
>Smash
I hate smash
>Xenoblade
bretty cool ngl
>SNES
What is the excitement over when emulation exists?
>Pokemon
whatever
Overall 5/10

He literally looks like he does in XC2 but okay

I was really hoping for a Skies of Arcadia port when I saw the sky but then this gay little nigga came and ruined it

>he bought a WiiU
Imagine being this guy right now.

Same but on the SMT side

That's because even in that game, he wasn't designed by a shitty sameface hentai artist that can't draw men

>he didn't buy a wii u
>he didn't play the entire switch library years in advance with free online
yikes!

Man, after all those revivals in KOFXIV, I guess Geese's arc ended really quickly without even needing a new game.

Wasn't that one censored to hell and back in the west? If they release a proper version of it this time it'd at least make some sense to have it.

>Terrible move
>usable 5 times per stock

Wow.

He can play W101 and for that reason alone I am jealous of him

It was mainly outfit alterations to try to tone down the overt fanservice as much as possible, and turning a perverted gravure model stalker into a simple stalker, complete with jap dialogue recorded for it and the context of the scene radically altered.

>no smtv
>no fire emblem collection
>reminded that tokyo mirage sessions exists
I expected nothing but i'm still mad.

>hentai artist
I miss something?

Lmao these shitty pre-direct guessing threads
>LM and demo releasing after direct
No
>Three houses DLC
Very gay and very correct
>DxM trailer
Correct
>bunch of indie shit
Correct, though nothing that looked like an old flash game
>Atlus showcase
No
>P3 and P4
No
>Catherine
No
>Links awakening
Correct
>botw sequel
No
>platinum ports
No
>mp4
No
>vita is dead
always has been :^)

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To be fair they're using the XC2 art design for him it seems, which means the artist from Xenogears rather than the absolute fucking mess of guest artists XC2 had.

>They're using the XC2 art design for him it seems
It actually doesn't look like shit, so it's not.

Nigga if you couldn't tell it was XB1 by the first few notes of the song, you stoopid

Did we really need to see this?

What the fuck is Sakurai talking about

OH NO NOT 20 DOLLARS A YEAR!

Would you pay for air?

I pay for quality online services.

>Three houses DLC
???

>quality
O I AM LAFFIN

>if you don't laugh at Sakurai's shitty jokes you are fired

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Japanese games are superior.

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I assumed it was DLC for some fire emblem thing, I don't play that faggy shit.

What snes games are you looking forward to ?
Personally im going for:
>Super Metroid
>Super punch out
>Yoshis island
>Kirby golf

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>one hand per controller
fucking hell

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that one guy who wanted Goemon must be sad right now

OH MY GOD LOIS

You are on a "weeb" website.

>Sans got Mii Costumed

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>SANS
OH GOD

oh no

They literally never even mentioned fire emblem

Did Tobey and Sakurai have sex?

sans

The Cum-Ratio was about half-and-half.
Or maybe he was getting fucked all the time.

*laugh track plays*

I like some manga and anime user but most jrpgs except ff7 and smt suck balls and are not fun to play alongside always having annoying charisma deficient spergs.
They are terrible and need to be stopped.

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>Toby Fox has been to my house
o-oh my

THE CULL IS COMING

>Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE Encore (Jan.17, 2020)
?

I think three of those are in and Super Punch Out will eventually be in. The service may be flawed in speed, but the selection is solid.

>Sakurai will never get to rest, ever

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>Goemon as a costume
Come ON dude you FUCKING

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>Sans btfo
>Got Megalovania
Feels good man

5
MORE
CHATACTERS

You don't understand how the Japanese works if you think it's forced.

>Cool shit
Deadly Premonition 2 / DP Switch port (maybe without bugs? LOL)
Tokyo Mirage Sessions
Kirby freebie

Capcom is being unacceptable with the ports though, who the fuck even just releases DMC2 standalone? They're out of their minds.

At least he's got a good way of rationalizing the ever increasing workload that this is the only chance he'll get this many cross overs.

>5 more
its ambiguous amount more user
never ending smash dlc

What's it called when a Westerner "pays homage" to a foreign property that then becomes widely popular among the general public who wouldn't touch what inspired it with a ten foot pole because eww another language/culture icky?
Tarantino syndrome?
Anyway that's Undertale.