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Name at least one good game developed in that countries
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battlefield 2142
my summer car
>Iceland
Eve Online
>Norway
Project IGI
>Sweden
Crusader Kings
>Finland
Max Payne, Alan wake, Trine and flaout
>Spain
Commandos
>Romania
Tropico games
Croteam
Minecraft
Paradox makes good games, even if they're bad without DLC.
Sweden - Paradox Interactive
woah, Iceland made EVE?
Ok, i can agree Sweden has an actually good devs.
Bulgaria - Victor Vran and Knights of Honor
Tropico 1-5 were made in Bulgaria.
>Portugal
Decat of Logos if they ever patch the shitty glitches and godwful framerate
I had to check but Outcast was made in Belgium. That was a really great title for the time.
Starbreeze are from sweden
Why the fuck isn't Peloponnese and Sicily in the map
It's probably like 25% of their GDP.
Spain would be Metroid Samus Returns
Norway - Dreamfall
Secessionists
Has romania even developed any significant game ? Ubisoft games don't count.
>Portugal
1 billion downloads and no one in Portugal knows it's Portuguese.
>good game
>Netherlands
Horizon Zero Dawn
>>Norway
>Project IGI
oh shit really? I had no idea
What games Austria, Denmark and Ireland made?
>good devs
They make decent games, but the devs are some of the laziest, greediest, dumbest motherfuckers in Europe.
Fuck no. I rather boast Decay of Logos even if it's shitty because of all the bugs it has.
When it comes to Portuguese games, Striker's Edge is my favorite. It was tons of fun, but sold like absolute shit.
>Tropico games
That's Bulgaria.
I enjoyed Door Kickers.
My Summer Car.
Denmark - Lego bullshit licenses
samus return
The only game worth playing is Minecraft and they stole that game from an American. Most of the good games are made by Japanese and Americans.
The Hitman games are Danish.
I thought the Lego games were British.
>Croatia
The Talos Principle
SCUM
Serious Sam
Starpoint Gemini
sparta and syracuse
Italy has Milestone, mostly famous for their racing games, Assetto Corsa and Ubi Milan for Mario and Rabbids.
There also some indie games like that game where you are a mage and use the mic to cast spells
Norway - PC-spillet om Flåklypa
Yeah, but it's licensed by the danish
Denmark: All the hitman games
>it's licensed by the danish
That's retarded logic and you know it is, the Danes have fuck all to do with development.
but they invented lego
Have any games been made here?
stalker from the ex yugoslavia boy
spain has maldita castilla that is a pretty good gng knok off
and i remenber notch being from the nordic boy so that is that
B A S E D
Terrible trash. Made me hate the country. You're all a bunch of tasteless cretins, should have stuck to Killzone that's much more your speed. Generic futuristic shooters.
>Ittoqqortoormiiit
Name one good irish game then OP
Because either you have american education and think that those two islands are the UK or you know a good irish game
>Belarus
This count?
STALKER is Ukrainian, my dude.
Bepa Quest
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I remember Move or Die being popular for a while, that's romanian IIRC.
S.W.I.N.E
As for Estonia, the only relevant vidya made there ended up being Teleglitch which is an indie project as well.
>everyone always mentions Anno
>never Settlers
>Blue Byte is now making Anno games
there are all shitty communist games that no one wants to play. The only decent ones are banjo-kazooie and battlefield. everything else is just socialist communist trash.
we had some games but only locally know ones.
Underrail was serbia, correct?
that looks pretty neat.
No, but that's Danish territory, so yes by proxy.
>476716768
Pleb filtering yourself this hard
Italy has none? wtf italy
Didn't even know about that one but there's Quest of Dungeons. This one sold better as it was ported to multiple consoles after the original release.
Larian is from Belgium
What the hell do you expect from lazy pastabrains?
Though if you're into sims they do have Assetto Corsa.
Oh fuck, all those memories rushing back. Fuck that monkey fuck and his ball game. Fuck
I heard the baltic countries have no video games
Could you google some proper English?
I can't even fucking name that lump of countries to the right of Italy without googling them.
Any games made in Moldova?
that's a ruskie made game user
we used to have local ones
potato battery simulator or maybe tic-tac-toe on a 1960s tape-machine
Literally nothing is made in Moldova.
Divinity series
the only one i know is
>where in the world is moldova?
My Summer car! I must have spent hours in that game a few hours ago. I liked pissing on my bed for fun, and then fucking up my car.
It sold well because the roguelike community on Reddit took notice of the game while it was being developed for mobile. Then they got the game on Steam through Greenlight. Considering it was essentially a one-man developer, the guy must've made quite a bit of money.
avellone is part italian
>Austria
Ori and the blind forest
Wow, I didn't know that. I must have sunk 500 hours into that game as a kid.
Ubisoft Milan makes the Just Dance games, and they were the leading force behind Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle. And if we count mobile games, 2048 was made in Italy.
GTA VC mods
wow, almost 80 posts in and no "I said GOOD games, lul hurp durp".
>poorest country in europe doesn't have any game
Shocking.
Yep
*ahem*
Max Payne, Hotline Miami, etc.
>Austria
KZ Manager
Mordhau - Slovenia
Serious Sam - Croatia
Underrail - Serbia
FYROMIA - ???
Few games are made in former Yugoslavia, but they're usually passionate slavjank games when you can find them.
bannerlord never ever
It's North Macedonia now. So Normia rather than Fyromia.
this is the only game that matters in the history of videogames and it was made in Sweden.
Suck on it muricacucks
Sorry to meme.. but assetto corsa isn't a video game...................
Let's ask this again. What games did Italy make?
>country calls normia
>only autists live there
Get out of here, Fyromian.
Maybe you should've........ read the rest.................... of the post............................................................................................................
If I were fyromian I'd be ranting about Alexander the great or some shit, not suggesting you call the country "Normia".
You mentioned some indie game? Any other more notable games from Italy?
Fair enough, but don't think for a second that a Fyromian wouldn't do anything to not associate with that name.
Ovosonico are italian indie developers and made Murasaki Baby and Last Day of June. The latter looks really fucking good and has good music.
Hentaiverse
Hearts of Iron 3
>Belarus
World of Tanks, This is police
wait really? i doubt it
Don't forget SUPER BOTTE E BAMBA 2 TURBOOOO
Just the deepest and most polished crafting/building simulator of all time.
Now we're talking.
Belarus has wargaming, wot is probably the best tank multiplayer game.
How is Mario Rabbids indie?
Do they have computers even?
Which is quite appropriate, as Belarus is the country with the most amount of tanks per capita in the world
>Hasn't developed a single video game, let alone a good one
I challenge you to name a worse place.
Name one (1) game made in Transnistria.
>Italy has no good games
How is this possible? The country with best automobile design(ers) and some good art, doesn't have a clue about video games? What are they lacking the programmers or what's the issue.
That's not really hard when the only competition is fucking War Thunder. And maybe Armored Warfare, if that one hasn't been shut down yet.
Give the penguins a break, they have to type code one beak smash at a time.
Italy is ass-backwards when it comes to technology. A country of digitally-illiterate normies. They even have the worst Internet in Western/Central Europe.
I'm guessing south euros are good artists but bad at programming
and avoid seals rapes
lmao don't even know half those countries
>t.Britcuck
Are you ready for Seville Souls?
Videogames are still really looked down upon and the market is not that big compared to other euro countries like France or Germany.
Videogames are still either children toys or FIFA machines either, gamers still need to rise up here in the boot.
Personally I blame the SEGA jingle for the bad rep.
Also we don't have slav magic, they are the orks of videogames, they slap together the most charming jank around with a budget consisting of two bottles of vodka and a sausage.
The rape comes with being a dev in video games.
videogames still aren't as hip and trendy as they are in other countries. which is good all things considered.
Pretty much this. I see the same pattern in Portugal. Most devs here create a studio, make one game that's usually buggy as hell, go broke before they manage to make a second game. I've started to wonder if part of it is a lack of good programming courses.
Mine Bombers
Liero
Max Payne
Unreal World
GREZZO
Crusader Kangz
Wings 2
IVAN
Spain made Castlevania Lords of Shadow, never played them
How is Italy such a videogame wasteland?
Bugginess is not a matter of lack of talent. It's a lack of QA, which is a lack of manpower, time and budget. Portuguese indie devs are tiny. 1-4 people, rushing to get the game out ASAP for whatever shitty publisher has chained them.
Paradox and minecraft are both Swedish creations. And the only reason you didn't color in Czechia is because of kingdom come
Divinity 2: original sin
first one was excellent
nvm I saw the other comment
You probably know all the countries in the middle east though seeing how they are quickly replacing you lol
Are you implying Corsica is Italian
It's definetly not the lack of programming courses, it's just the lack of a market for it.
My dad used to make small games on the C64 just after he finished college and he told me that he'd sell them to make a quick buck or two.
Don't remember the exact money he got from them, but it was basically peanuts, even for such small games.
Videogames were just never cool here. Kind of a shame, but also kind of good when you like to stay in a niche. Personally, I like the niche.
Tropico 4 is my favorite game ever made
I like the niche as well but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want some Hollow Knight type quality to come out from here.
At least we'll always have Paradise Cafe.
There's only 50,000 dudes there. Not every place needs just as much of a gaming presence as Japan
Amerihomo pls.
You don't even know your own gender or race, least of all what good games are.
Not even that. I just assume they're all the same aliens from the same place coming here. They're all named muhamid so I guess it's like some kind of arabian hivemind that just happen to be gay bashing loli fuckers.
Game's fine. Stop seething over the fact that the main character only looks plain to above average and start thinking with your other head
Hollywood Monsters.
Spain = Blade: The Edge of Darkness
The original Dark Souls
>bulletstorm over painkiller
I know of this game only because I like the band that did the soundtrack
No interest for programming nor modding.
That sounds like kino.
We have Grezzo 2 being the absolute shitfest that it is, but like 90% of the jokes are italian TV memes from around 2010 so it can only be funny to us.
Super Botte e Bamba 2 Turbo is the same, but with a Street Fighter taste instead of a Doom one.
Russia is also missing Age of Pirates and Star Wolves, while UK is missing Psygnosis titles, so live with it.
Only good thing that came out of that brown shithole ever
>Nothing from Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania
This game deserves to be put in a museum
They are chilling i guess.
...And THIS is my collection of Italian video games.
Fucking Italians man.
Ireland has Speed Freaks
>Zero Comico
Absolute Kino.
The world will never know about AG&G and that makes me sad
>That sounds like kino.
Paradise Cafe is pretty funny, don't know if there's some english translation for international audiences. Maybe the first game where the MC gets raped.
>Grezzo 2
I'm a sucker for Doom mods so I'll check it out. I really need to try my hand at a mod like that.
Rock and suicide simulator
Mulle Meck is a kamige series
How are there so few games made in Ireland considering that it's an western europan country that speaks english and is close to UK? There's no fucking excuse
Just remember that you won't get any of the jokes and enjoy the chaos.
Also, if you want some other fucking italian shlock, do I have something for you
FIFA :D
They should just get a cadrega.
Something something n-word of Europe.
>HItman
>Rayman
>Eve
>Tetris
>Witcher
Dumb nugger poter
>Sweden
Don't they have DICE? That's the battlefield series surely
Goddamn it Greece. if you make some games with lootboxes maybe you'd be able to repay your debts
Allow me to explain a bit about this fucking travesty here.
In 2011 there were celebrations for 150 years of italy.
Some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to make a videogame about the Risorgimento (the unification of Italy).
The game is absolute shit, it may be one of the worst games of all time.
Some sites put it right alongside colossi such as Big Rigs, this one being worse because it was supposed to be a big patriotic celebration for such an important event.
The fact that you could shoot the pope in the face and nobody thought that that would lead to some problems in this very catholic country probably didn't help.
There is literally nothing that works, it's a glorious wreck that everybody should learn about.
Tropico 1 is from PopTop Software based in USA
Tropico 2 is from Frog City Software based in USA
Tropico 3,4 and 5 are from Haemimont Games based in bulgaria
Tropico 6 is from Limbic Entertainment based in Germany
>finland
Barotrauma
>Norway
Josefine på ferie
>good
user, learn to read
They have the entire of panda on their servers. Bless them
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If you recognize the sounds and assets, you'd be right.
They didn't even build this from the ground up, it's just unreal tournament 3.
The NPCs don't move and don't do anything, they can't even die when you shoot them.
Actually every single shot you take basically means nothing, there is no interaction, no objective, no real enemies.
You'd think that at least on the historical front, there would be some interesting things here.
Nope, not happening. Why the fuck do italian troops in late 1800s have a revolver colt?
It's the greatest embarassment that the government could give to the italian indie videogame industry on an international level.
Such an amazing fuck up will never be achieved again.
I dont know about games but they saved sadpanda so dont talk shit about based Moldova
Commandos was a really good series too
>Netherlands
Lethal League
Finland:
CIties skylines
Someone there wasn't an idiot and definitely knew what they were doing.
Approach the government with the initiative, ask for a nifty sum, produce the cheapest possible garbage and pocket most of the money.
Nobody in the government gives a shit about video games so it is sufficient for it just to exist in some form.
Came here to post this
Too bad it's unstable as fuck, could never finish it
I WANT TO PLAY IT SO BAD
Serbia: Will of Steel
Croatia: Binding of Isaac I think and Serious Sam franchise.
gebaseerd
They all moved to the UK like Terry Cavanagh
You can use the OGL source port that's available online... somewhere. More stable on modern hardware.
I've played that game a ton and it's definitely possible to set it up to run on win10.
Ah yes Edmund McMillen, average croatian man
Redout devs are from Italy
Problem is, allegedly not a single cent was spent because it was made by students for free.
>n-word
Why is corsica also highlighted
Grezzo 2
Lazy ass Meds