Just 3 more hours until she is in. How will you be coping?
Just 3 more hours until she is in. How will you be coping?
Easton Jones
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Henry Hughes
just imagine
>Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists
>combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs
>Reimu is added as a character
>this pushes Touhou towards the limelight
>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>/jp/ gets a heart attack and gets catalog bombed
>Yea Forums tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos
>/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore
>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
>Touhou threads on Yea Forums get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them)
>a LOT of porn, mostly armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu
>people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EOSD dick
>Marisa and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up
>three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs acting confused
>at least half of them are making generic waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is
>collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags
>Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch on Touhou
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
>Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in"
>the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19
>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
>GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE
>clickbait.com - HOW TOUHOU WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME BY INTRODUCING A NON-BINARY CHARACTER (insert Wriggle here)
>Jap sites can't stop cumming and laughing at the Fatesfags
>2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice
>Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable
Andrew Brooks
user don't jinx it
Aiden Ward
jesus christ
Ryan Sanders
I will be dilating
Nathan Gutierrez
>terry isn't popular enough
>you know who is though
>this random obscure anime shit that only 100 know
Christian Reed
pls not another franchise I like
Dominic Smith
> 5th most popular Franchise in Japan over the last 15 years
> Not being popular because i’m a Zoomer
Cope more
Ryan Ortiz
She will never be in, user. I'm sorry.
Anthony Russell
Cope
Mason Torres
Getting into Smash is both a blessing and curse, really.
Jayden White
>2hus super popular man
>reimu is my waifu
No one gives a shit about your obscure indie games.
William Gutierrez
> 5.8 Billion people use Google daily
> Touhou is searched more than every franchise except One Piece, DQ & Pokemon in Japan
> Zoomers will claim it’s not popular
Smashfags are subhuman
Owen King
Any Touhou representation will never happen. Keep forcing the meme though.
Bentley Rogers
>people realise the unlimited potential of an actual indie franchise and what it means
>suddenly a shit tone of undertale fangames starts spawning
>the general public starts to question how actually needed are copyright laws
>it gets to the point of nintendo allowing fangames again and openly supporting projects
>the media starts slowly getting better as other franchises outside of videogames start getting the same content
>a new wave of indie shorts based on copyrighted material (comics cartoons movies)
>being a true indie animator and videogame designer is an actually viable job supported with pattreon like systems
>new plattaforms that respected freedom show up and youtube starts being less and less relevant as its just the greedy videos sites full of clickbaits now
Tell me again how this is a bad thing.
Wyatt Adams
Camden Myers
>he forgot about late 2000's early 2010 influx of touhou "fans"
they'll come and go
John Green
I'm worried
What if, beyond all expectations, Reimu gets in and all of the reimufags were right?
Sebastian Phillips
Reimu's final smash?
Everyone turns into clones of her.
Adrian Torres
this happens anyways retard
a touhou rep wouldn't do anything
Carter Parker
dumb frogposter.
Daniel Stewart
Nice pasta.
Evan Bell
Anyone got more of these?
Hunter Harris
yeah you're right, i'm overreacting, Reimu will not get in...
Isaiah Kelly
dilate.
Ayden Fisher
It doesnt matter who gets in
Unless its a literally impossible rule breaking pick or a huge meme character, it wont make me want to pick this game back up
If Raymoo gets in, I'll say "Oh okay" and then consider plying touhou before probably giving up like I did with the Binding of Isaac.
The games the newcomers hail from are infinitely more interesting than Smash.
Oliver Morgan
Which one is which?
Wyatt King
>implying there'll be a character reveal in this direct
Cameron Hill
Didn't want her, but if the alternative is Generic Fighting Man w/hat then I do want her over him
Bentley Scott
cute and nice
Nathaniel Kelly
>thick
Just admit you like fatties.
Julian Kelly
Dude, just give up.
Neither Dante, nor Doomguy, nor Reimu got in.
If the trailer today really is a continuation of Incineroar/Ken's trailer, then we're fucked, because that means the 5th is Ryu.
Jacob Jones
God I miss the good old days.
Christopher Martinez
Based and spookpilled
Nathan Jackson
Holy fuck based my wife is in
Jaxson Butler
>Believing text leaks
Even as a Ryufag I refuse to believe it.
Brandon Hill
That's why the "if" it's there, dude.
Charles Sanchez
Those Reimus are really cute and funny!
Isaiah Jackson
>(insert Wriggle here)
dont shitpost using my wife thanks
Easton Young
Do you think you'd have to be an insider to come up with
>Terry continues from Ken's trailer
I imagined if Doom were to get in it would follow Ridley's trailer but that doesn't mean I have epic insider info.
Besides, Sakurai's not really someone to do the same gimmick twice. None of the remaining trailers are going to be followups regardless of who's in.
Jaxson Hill
this would be absolute chaos which is exactly why I want it to happen
Connor Long
pasta but that's still terrifying
Levi Cruz
Jackson Baker
you first
Alexander Howard
Dude, no one cares about touhou that much. I can't believe you seriously just typed all of that shit out.
Bentley Ward
CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEE
Asher Butler
By actually playing the games you dumb shitposter