What alcohol does Yea Forums drink while gaming?

I have never drunken a single drop of alcohol in my life and I never will

Double NE IPA with basedbean and kale adjuncts of course. Especially when playing my Nintendo switch.

Why waste the whole can?

If I drink beer it'll either be a Stella or a Lager(Brooklyn or Sam Adams)
For liquor it's almost always rum but I've been trying out whiskeys lately

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i just drink whisky all the time, everyday...regardless of whether or not im playing games...

Too busy enjoying that soi huh?

Enjoying that water

shitty bourbon.

I find rum disgusting by itself.
I can only really drink it when it's in a cocktail in like a painkiller or a pina colada etc.

I want some mead

Same here fren. Best drink

DUDE LOL ALCOHOL

SO CLASSY

MUCH RESPECT

HAVE SEX

Man up cuck

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DUDE

2 dashes aromatic bitters
1oz Antica Formula
2oz Rye (I prefer Knob Creek)
build in glass
garnish with cherry, lemon twist and orange twist. (yes, all 3)

Can't make a better Manhattan.

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Used to drink beer from the can or cheap red wine, but I stopped drinking about a month ago. Gotta give my liver a break, and finally get less fat.

Been enjoying sour ales lately

Ghost Ship, Hobgoblin and Worcester Sorcerer

I don't drink much anymore because it makes me feel sick, but having a beer at the arcade is nice.

I couldn't imagine drinking at home when you're alone playing video games. Sounds degenerate.

Nothing lately. I started my life job recently and have been cutting way back on my vices and trying to get into healthy routines. But if I was drinking, I would probably have some sort of bourbon.

Stopped drinking.
I miss it bros.

>Crummy Water
>Not Pokemon Creatures

Rum or whiskey. Oh, I should go get some, actually, it's a day off.

I think I'll wrap up a playthrough and start on another one.

gut-rot bottom shelf vodka and diet coke since the aspertane makes you drunker

The fuck is antica formula? Sweet vermouth is fine.

Based

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imagine doing all this for a drink at home.

Jesus Christ i thought i was a faggot for making a tom Collins every night

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Your liver doesn't have pain receptors. It was most likely your gallbladder.

for me it's a rum martinez

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>oj bottle in the ready
Why drink if you hate the taste of it?

>used to go through a bottle in a week/week and a half
>getting through it in under 3 days now

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Every time I drink I get the insatiable urge to go walking, no matter how much my balance is fucked. So I can't play vidya at all when drunk because I'll be in the middle of a fucking field somewhere, pissing into the wind.

gamerfuel

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To get drunk

Because drunks lose the ability to think rationally.
>Female
>Allows herself to pass out around males
Not good.

>Hobgoblin
I gaze into this monitor and witness mine own brother.

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Just do like the russians and stick up tanpom soaked up with alcohol inside your asshole.

For me, it’s bottom shelf vodka. However, I’m an alcoholic, so I don’t drink anymore. A glass of beer at a restaurant turns on to a 6 month long binge of skoal that ends up with me in the emergency room, detox, or rehab, kek.

nigger i drink mouthwash if i get desperate enough

I get that. Tequila and vodka are that way for me. Can drink them in a cocktail but straight causes my stomach to turn

>Gin&Lemonade
>Not gay
Manhattan on the rocks is just 3 ingredients and quicker to make than a Tom Collins. No need to squeeze any juice.

I'd have two doubles of jack and coke and a guinness on lunch break then get into the company car and continue my job at Subaru of America.

did she died?

Two ingredients and some bitters isnt a lot of work, but three garnishes every time he drinks is super gay. Anything more than getting a luxardo cherry out of the jar with a tooth pick is too much work for doing this at home.

It was extremely painful

now watch a pro at work

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Yuengling or Bass Pale Ale, usually. Can't really drink hard liquor these days, high school fucked up my body.

Beer mainly. I brew my own
>Worcester Sorcerer
Good choice bro

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Steel reserve, MD 20/20 grape on nights I feel fruity

God I wish that was my dick.

Do you guys drink alone at home? I was doing that for a while after a depressive bout and I’ll admit it was fun but it also makes you feel like shit.

Drinking alcohol durning playing games is for faggots.

You drink like a homeless person.

>half of it spills on to the floor or on her clothes
>the other half is foam
wow what a pro

Started when I became a wagecuck, found a decent paying job but it's at a plant so I come home exhausting.
Would throw back beers or shots of liquor nightly just to relax. Stopped after a few months when I realized how much of a habit I was making it

I did it for a while. I didnt actually get drunk very often but I drank frequently. And yes, it still made me feel like shit all the time. Since starting to keep it to social outings, dieting, and exercising, I feel a million times better in my day to day life.

Beer or rum.
Fuck IPA and lagers though.

>yfw you walk into the liquor store and they have your bottle ready for you

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For beer; Leffe or whatever bitter looks good
Cider-wise, Aspall or Somersby are nice and uncomplicated.

Or really just any red, rum, or whiskey that's open. I'm not too picky but I try to keep it to the weekend.

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I love drinking alone. Hearing the ice crack as I pour my drink gets me hard

Not often but yeah. Not enough to get drunk at least but one is usually enough.

Daily reminder that beer tastes like shit and you have all been peer pressured into drinking fizzy piss.

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i drank pretty much every day for the past 4 years. my reaction time, memory, and motor skills are completely fucked. im not good at games anymore and i fucking hate it.

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Any alcohol is an acquired taste no one likes at first unless they got some alcoholic genes

I have that with gin, but rum is lovely.
Good Mead is very good. Bad Mead is horrible.
Hobgoblins are great. I always get them when I'm in UK. Their brewery trip is supposedly great.

Thankfully I drink in heavy moderation as I absolutely hate being drunk, but enjoy taste of some drinks.

Alcohol leads to dumb decisions.

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How did this happen to you? I’m 29 and had drank a pint to a liter of vodka every day from 21-27. Over a year sober now, but I haven’t noticed any differences in cognitive functioning besides a bit of shakiness that seems like it’ll never go away, and perhaps a bit more lethargy about life in general. Been through withdrawal like 30 plus times too, and I heard that fucks your brain. Apparently it didn’t.

>Not loving drinking an ice cold beer in the shower

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Well maybe you’re so fucked you don’t realize it.

based walker

Given that you've had no alcohol for a year most of the negative effects should have subsided.
Alcohol doesn't cause permanent brain damage unless you really fuck up and get thiamine deficiency.

Think that fella might just be retarded

One day you won't be 15 anymore user.

Gets me every time

I don't drink alcohol.

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Everclear and what ever mixer I have on hand

It’s possible. I’d consider myself highly functioning since getting sober though. The drinking has definitely fucked with my anxiety and depression though, even in sobriety. Regardless, I still have fun playing video games. Perhaps not as much as I once did, but it’s still an enjoyable pass time here and there.

don't drink

did he dieded?

>drinking

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None, its poison I'd rather be jacked and have 6 pack abs.

Whiskey. On ice or mixed with coke if I'm after that sneakier buzz.

same, its a great feel to know that you are not reliant on the alcohol jew

I enjoy a Red Eye, that's Beer and Bloody Mary mix.
Best beer for it is Brooklyn Lager

lol pussy just keep drinking

>Shower beer
or, alternatively
>Bath rum

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drinking alcohol alone is sad and pathetic

Ekliger Schreibtisch und ekliges Bier

DUDE

WEED

Alcohol is degenerate fatcunt shit. You should drink only water.

oh noooo lol

>mfw my old sergeant showed us how to get drinkable alcohol out of shoe desinfectant spray
Desperate times call for desperate measures

>hobgoblin

Based

booze makes you worse at vidya

what a dumb question lol 90% of alcoholic drinks are literally only good for their practical use.

gin and green tea or beer
though i prefer DUDE WEED

I don't go for alcohol while gaming but something simple like a Cuba Libre or maybe a Fat Tire ale while playing something relaxing is nice.
My go to is unsweetened iced tea or water though.

Beer, mostly IPAs with an imperial stout thrown in once in awhile. Rye whisky or bourbon rarely when I feel like I can afford it.

>Hey kid, wanna puke?

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caffeine + l-theanine stack and little bit of sativa vaping is god-tier gaming combo tbhdesu

Chilled Jim Beam Honey Bourbon for general drinking
Gekkeikan sake for rising storm 2 or my weeb games
Goslings Dark'n'stormy during the warm weather

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>peppermint liquor
Really infernal stuff and tastes like toothpaste

You play better when intoxicated.

For me, it's Wild Turkey 101

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I guess. I don't drink because alcohol makes most people in my father's family turn into angry, violent people and I'm sure the same would just happen to me. On top of that I've suffered physical abuse from my father due to his drinking habits which has also helped lead to general disinterest.

At least I can use that money to buy milkshakes instead.

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>Geikkeikan
I assume you must be drinking it warm, as well.

Just the occasional beer now and then. I've reduced my alcohol intake threefold since the beginning of the year. I've lost a lot of weight and a lot of people have been complimenting me on how I look, feels good.

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Can any designfags tell me if this art style has a proper name? I love this old school art before everything went digital and lost its soul.

>goslings
>cane sugar gasole dyed black
plantation overproof and cock n bull ginger beer, you philistine

You post like a homeless person

>no coasters

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I don't drink while gaming, but I always play games when I come home drunk as fuck from drinking with friends. Pretty fun experience every time.

straight tepid out of the bottle, mostly. I've finished bottles in a night
I'll look for those

>implying anyone drinks captain morgan for the taste

That isnt bad either, prefer it to chilled. You should really try it warm, though. Great shit once it starts getting cool out.

imagine being this insecure

Alcohol dulls my senses and I play like shit, but everyone in my chat seems to have a lot more fun when I'm drunk, so whatever will get me drunk.

Weed on the other hand... 95% of the time it dulls my senses but I have a lot more fun.

apple cider once or twice a month

Guinness for casual sipping and enjoyment
Cheap vodka and raspberry lemonade if I want to get shmacked

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Gekkeikan regular is gross. The Black and Gold is awesome though.

Same. Had a spell of 3-4 months recently of 11 hour days, working weekends and such. Would come home at 7 or 8 with enough faxe royal to finish me for the evening. Crunch has finished so I'm doing my best to wean myself off. Now only drinking twice a week, one of those is Fridays with the guys. Feel a lot less shitty and losing some of that weight I put on.

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unironically a fucking madman wtf

80s fantasy

Pistonhead and/or Black Sheep

Isopropylic

I know that apartment complex

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I like whisk(e)y in general.

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Oh, I enjoy it warm, too. But then I'd have to use the sake set I purchased, and that takes more time than just drinking straight

let's talk your golden standards alcoholics anonymous

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DUDE LIQUOR LMAO

>Green Spot
Would have preferred Redbreast, but full marks regardless

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i dont drink every day but when i do, i tend to go for straight vodka and down it with monster

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Nothing because I'm unemployed

apricot hefewizen

The membrane surrounding the liver can feel pain for example caused by inflammation or swelling of the liver.

drink coffee fags

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Wessi go home

I like to enjoy a four loko while I read

I'm not a smoker, but make weed beer or wine and I'll drink it.

I have a truckload of all sorts. Blanton's, Eagle Rare, Bulleit, Michter's Rye, Sazerac, Rittenhouse, too much scotch to list, mezcal, yadda yadda. Yellowspot is my favorite irish whiskey, though.

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Coffee fags? Sounds gay.

>drinking alcohol
>playing videogames

I don't know who you are, but you sound like top blokes

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seriously i just jerk off and shitpost all day

>use to drink
>end up an alcoholic
>smoke dude weed
>end up habitual smoker
Why can't I into moderation? My whole life is just bouts of feeding, or working past, addiction. This thread makes me want a drink.

He's right though.

>Not queuing ranked overwatch/league of legends for hours while drunk

/thread

i love getting high af on edibles and play vidya but the day after leaves me completely wrecked and with 0 energy it's kind of fucking me up

How's this compared to "Minttu"?
And have you tried making an "After Eight" cocktail with this?

>Why can't I into moderation?
you are a loser Harry

usually red wine

I've been losing weight...
6 days a week, 10 hour shifts. Going to be 12 hours once Nov & Dec hits. Fucking USPS. Wake up every once in a while with lower back pain too. Knees feel fine now though. Finally got a good pair of boots and threw some superfeet insoles in them after I wore the factory ones down.

I've never had Minttu, but Minze is a liquid candy cane you give to loose girls. 2 shots is all they need.
It's absolutely foul.

Peppermint schnapps

Alcohol blocks your testosterone

I brew my own mead, which I drink while gaming

Have you ever been liver punched in your life motherfucker? say again that it doesn't have pain receptors to a boxer next time and see what happens

Been enjoying cheap brandy lately

Usually warmed sake with some Sapporo beer.

>Goslings
Pretty nice

It does, and then the next day it all goes rushing out like a torrent.
I fapped 16 times the day after a bender.

Usually just cheap cider. Tesco's own brand or scrumpy jack.

Around the holidays, people usually get me fancyman booze, so I end up just mixing Vodka + Midori + Asda Absinthe + Sprite until it's all gone.

Water 90% of the times though.

Mead

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Won't be able to aim that gun very well with a coffee in your hand

I'd inform them that they are feeling their gallbladder user.

This made me realize im an actual loner, i just like drinking a little of beer and being alone immersed in some video game or movie, sometimes i feel alcohol is wasted with other people who are boring or shitty anyway, i don't know why people say it's pathetic to drink alone, im not even getting wasted, i find more pathetic to go clubbing and fail to get laid desu and that's like 90% of males

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this, but without the videogame part

DUDE
im smoking right now bro

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Why would I drink alcohol while I play video games? Seems like an awful idea in every way.

Usually red wine or whisky based drinks. Also swedish snus, speed, oxy or tram. Cocaine if times are good.

I only drink the best shit

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>could chug bottles of whiskey before my crippling bout of alcoholism
>no longer can after
What the fuck bros? I can still drink but if I try to drink any more than a shot or two at once I get fucked.

What even is this, worms?

You're just older. It happens to everyone. After the college years are done and you get up in your years a bit you can't handle doing the entire fifths of JD like we used to when we were 22.

I like to grab a few of these and some Mad Tom IPAs

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>canned mead
you disgust me. i'll take 20 cases.

HAHA IM SOOOO DRUNK DUDE HAHA DUDE DUDE DUDE LETS GO COMMIT SEXUAL ASSAULT THEN GO DRIVE OUR MOMS MINIVAN OFF A RUNWAYYYY HAHA IM LIKE SO FUCKIN TIPSY DUUUUUDE

kys, you must be one of those people not compatible with alcohol

eels you dumb brainlet

A local place does it that way. It's very good trust me. I mostly get it bottled how it should be but this specific meadery cans theirs and it's good

t. treats crippling depression with alcoholism
Dude, bro, like how drunk are you right now?

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I'm not drunk at all. I'd like to die early which is why I smoke and drink sometimes, not in the weekend though

A couple of screwdrivers usually do me good.

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>I'd like to die early
Good point, forget I said anything and keep trucking, junkiebro.

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I like drinking Stone, Angry Orchards, and sometimes Mikes hard lemonade. I'm a simple man tbqh.

Bourbon, neat.

Im a Yorkshire lad I am, and so I drink a pint of Stella

>drinking wine
>playing b4
>be charismatic squad leader leading 4 randoms to points
>constant victories
>”yeah add me we can play some more later”
>sober up
>realize I hate human contact unless fucked up

Beer

The looks on their faces when their internal rape warning alarms overheated.

Why the fuck do you have good taste?

I wish I could like alcohol. Unfortunately I have something in my genetics that makes it taste far too bitter and be utterly unenjoyable. It's not a rare condition either, apparently 1 in 4 people on the planet possess the gene.
On the plus side it means I'll never become an alcoholic like my father.

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based

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>Yorkshireman drinking that piss
You're a disgrace to your people, user.
Southerners are laughing at you.

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Wow, she drank those two ounces of foam like a champ!

A lot.

Is it still gay if you just straight up do shots of gin instead?

I used seltzer water as a chaser so that's probably kinda ghey.

>I have something in my genetics that makes it taste far too bitter
Do you happen to be a cat?

alcohol tastes like shit so you might as well buy the cheap shit

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I'm drinking cheap vodka, smoking pot and playing rainbow six siege right now.

I'm spoiled. I got a local mead bar that makes their own stuff called The Great Untamed. I always buy a bunch of bottles to bring home.

>alcohol tastes like shit
Why do you breath?

Have you tried drinking anything but mass produced piss, user?

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>used to be a regular smoker
>now it just gives me severe paranoia
Alcohol may be fucking up my organs but I'm confident it won't give me panic attacks.

>lol just smoke an indica bro
I live in a state where we still don't have dispensaries, so you can't pick and choose what strain you get. Just whatever your guy has at the time.

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Drinking Bud and playing MGS2, I managed 4 days sober, fuck it

alcohol DOES taste like shit, user.
unfortunately it's impossible to make non-alcoholic beers, spirits, etc without the end product tasting watered down to fuck-all.
anyone who lets the alcohol stop them from enjoying the rest of the beverage is a pussy though

No, brainlet, you just huff ether.

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Brewdog Punk IPA's. I've been drinking more or less daily, some days pretty hard, for about a year or two now. Planning on cutting down soon since it's not going to end well if I maintain at this pace. Doesn't really affect me playing vidya. Made most of my progress on Bloodborne hammered.

Ey fellow Yorkshire lad, currently sippin some Estrella

No it doesn't.
Orval, Poacher's choice, King Goblin, Ghost Ship, Fire Catcher and Boondoggle all taste nice.

No, it has something to do with my taste receptor genes TAS2R13 and TAS2R38

Most people have never tasted pure alcohol before, stop pretending poser.

It's and aquired taste to be sure, but alot of people actually like the taste of beer

beer, wheatliqour with coke or rum with coke

I'm just shy of six months sober after drinking myself almost to death throughout most of my 20's. I will never touch another drop.

HOWEVER, my hot take is this: I think alcohol is absolutely fine and even wonderful IF you can handle it. So many recovering alcoholics I talk to say, "Oh no, no one should drink." How is that fair? We partied and drank harder than anyone and then we get to say, "Hey, that's bad."

Alcohol is absolutely okay IF you can handle it. If you can't? Quit. Some people can and that's awesome. Some people can't and that's okay too. But I don't think the ones who abused it are in any position to tell others what to do.

When people can handle their alcohol, they don't need it to live. They don't depend on it. They don't rely on it. Their brains work differently than an addicts. They are allowed to enjoy it. We can't and shouldn't. But that's okay. There's nothing wrong with it. Just don't shit on others who can.

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Pretty plain
Don't ever buy the Mango Wheat trust me

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Had one of these yesterday. They get the job done.

Mates, this's my choice.

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Not me beer never got better and I drank alot in highschool and college, pretty much grew out of it.
Dropping my alcoholic friends after drunk driving and winding up in jail one too many times probably also helps.

good choice.
it's got a clearly defined taste separate to hobgoblin, and isn't the usual example of slapping a few extra % on it to make it seem more hardcore.

Where'd you get that Pepsi coaster

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You literally lose all hand-eye coordination, how would that make you better?

>but I’m confident it won’t give me panic attacks
I’m not saying you are an alcoholic or you’ll ever end up addicted to alcohol, but you can have very severe panic attacks like nothing you’ve experienced because of withdrawal from alcohol.

I hate that I like this shit so much.
This and Magners whenever I can find a case of the fuckers.

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Same. I usually badger all of my friends and family to make plans and then regret speaking to any of them the next day

Honestly just jack and dr pepper is my main choice.
As for Beer just budweiser.
Or if I want to get fucked without tasting the alcohol ill do 200ml of vodka 2 crystal light packets 400ml of water and some ice, and drink like 2 of those and be good

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based boy

Agreed mate. Once i've had a couple they start tasting sort of strongly malty, like marmited toast, though that might just be the daemon drink taking over my tastebuds. Still great though, fucking love me some marmite.

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i dont get why people drink that shit, taste awful

>mature drink for mature men meme
I'm probably at least 10 years older than you, just the fact that you make that argument shows how you are at best a college kid.

What country do you live in? How many duis, and are you still paying any consequences for them?

everything

Based Thüringer

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Yes this is a good take as an alcoholic myself in regards to others drinking alcohol. For example, my dad drinks beer on weekends and is perfectly fine and functioning. A few beers on Sunday makes the guy happy. For me though, a beer on a Sunday leads to a year straight of drinking bottom shelf vodka every day. Very different brains indeed.

I've never gotten a dui because I'm not a retard, but I've sat shotgun to drunk drivers before the guy I specifically had to tell to fuck off for chugging whiskey behind a wheel has probably about half a dozen duis a suspended license and is currently in jail for domestic battery lol.

>try to quit drinking.
>no problem getting past the detox stage, just think about how nice it will be when its over.
>finally get past it.
>Stop drinking for a couple of weeks/months.
>Realize the next drink is the only thing I really look forward to in life.
>Start drinking again.
>This has happened like 5 now.

Goddamnit.

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>alcohol
Gross, grow up and smoke weed like an adult

user i felt the same way, but the thing that happened was that i noticed that people like to drink SHIT beer. There is good beer and it might end up coming from a micro brew rather than some industry mass produced horse urine.

And I live in el clapistan, of course.

Weed smells like shit

Out of curiosity, how did you find yourself in jail those times? Just public intoxication? I’ve only had one dui and it fucked up my life for a good 3 years.

iktf
but I can at least ace nofap

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Ontario rise up

Blood brothers a best

You don't have to taste pure alcohol you pussy. There are sweet and flavour liquors.

>only Wessis dislike H*sseröder
Ins Gas

Find a hobby to obsess over. I'm serious. Video games, books, knitting, whatever. I mean, the way I looked at it when I quit, I was gonna be doing nothing when I was drunk, might as well use that time/money on something else. Whether it be middle of the day or 3 am, if you get a craving to drink, either do that hobby or obsessively read about it online until it goes away.

hand sanitizer

Based and microbepilled

Steel Reserve mixed with Vodka is what I've been drinking for months now.

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No, you've misinterpreted me, I'm 27, I've never been to jail, I've watched them go to jail for duis is what I meant in that OP. I drunk drove a few time when I was a retarded teen an didn't get caught and one time I wrecked in a ditch and cops didn't even show up because it was in the boonies.

Also cops aren't as smart as they think.

i don't want a GF. i want a jap girl to control me.

thats not good for you user

Holy shit, just imagine actually being so cucked that you ACTUALLY give in to the societal pressures to drink literal poison.
Enjoy your health issues, losers.

Alright dobson

Alcohol is the Grand Elixir.

Methanol

Captain isn't terrible but certainly isn't my first choice for rum.

Budvar Budweiser (the classic Czech one). That's what I drink when I am playing any Vidya. Fuck the american Budweiser crap.

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t. fag whos never been in a fight and hit in the liver. the absolute worst pain imaginable

I used to drink a lot of rakia and young wine. Had to stop drinking at home since my tolerance went way up.

Why are you getting into fights with people. whatever happened to stix and stoners can break my boners but words can never hurt my liver.

>alcohol jew
i prefer drinking over being an antisemite

alcohol lowers your testosterone
you should only drink it once a week tops, and only for social gains

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>tfw can't find beer you like
I've tried at least dozen of them and none taste good so far

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>no one likes things that I don't like
Grow up little one

so what you're saying is alcohol is good for reducing hair loss?

Casual gaming, Weihenstephaner original premium
Competitive I drink decent Scotch, Glendronach is my favorite

Floridian is fucking amazing, i get acid reflux like a motherfucker from it though

ever tried beer from bavaria?

Ice cold Coronas.
I like mojitos to but my guy friends say their for faggots so I try not to order them at bars.
Failing that I'll take a white russian or a boiler maker.

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>ate a 7/11 frozen pizza last night
>blackout drunk
>went to sleep approximately 5am not actually sure
>only friends are homestate friends a thousand miles away
At least I'm still alive.

Muh mimah's moonshine

you need to eat something with it

I don't drink much when I'm just on my own but I do like a Radler while playing some games
It's basically just soda with a bit of beer taste to it so I won't get drunk from it either

draft or bottled, if bottled which ones do you recommend

>tfw can't find a single alcoholic beverage you like
I just want to get drunk once in my life, why can't i drink any of this shit without almost puking.

can confirm, i play genjiand scout/demo much better when im drunk for some reason, i think its because im not thinking as much and i rely solely on reflexes

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Just buy some vodka and drown it in cola if all you want to do is get drunk

I always get really lonely and introspective when I do it so I try not to.

none ever because I'm not a degenerate retard.

typical post on Yea Forums late 2019.
fuck you.

try scotch or whiskey on rocks, the ice tones it down a bit

There's an old tale that says the first ever beer came from some nasty bitches vagina, yeast and such. Her BF drank it and got drunk and then they cultivated it for everyone else.

Just a legend I suppose, but it's good to look into these things.

I love that pic.
based pic.

Alcohol in measure is not bad. Mostly if you socialize with it.

pretty hardcore desu

94% alcohol diluted down by half with fruit punch

Why mix it?

Try some girly cocktails
They're mixed to not taste too strongly of alcohol so they might work for your
Sex on the Beach
Caipirinha
Pina Colada
This kinda stuff

Once you get used to these you can swap for some stronger cocktails like Zombie, Cuba Libre or Long Island Iced Tea
After you get used to those you can either move onto beer and wine for drinks with low alcohol contents or whiskey, rum and vodka for stronger drinks (add cola or other sweet drinks as necessary)

Replied to the wrong post drunktard?

I can't drink the vodka by itself and Steel alone doesn't get me as drunk as id like without drinking 2-3 cans.

straightedge people are just coping because they never got invited to parties
just like how some people avoid hitting the gym "because it's boring, i'm too intelligent for it"

>wanting a GF
feels good being a schizoid

Same here dude. I was high for like 5 years straight and then all of a sudden I would completely panic when I'd smoke. I miss weed occasionally but I look back on my "stoner" years and cringe. The whole culture surrounding weed is so damn annoying and childish.

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So just drink more cans. I mostly just drink beer and average ~10 cans/bottles a day. Liquor is good for not drinking as much volume but I like volume. Guess I could just chug water separately from alcohol.

voodoo ranger because it's 9% and for no other reason
orrrr straight bourbon or gin

I sip cheap vodka all of the time, you just got to acquire a taste for it. I can't pound 3 steel reserves at once, if pass out.

I only drink heavily in VRChat and mostly as a social lubricant. There are times where I'll bust out the booze for Mordhau and CSGO and I still do surprisingly well.
That's not some nice desk or coffee table, that's a beaten down piece of wood with some character. It's fine if there's no coaster, so long as he cleans his shit.

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>I mostly just drink beer and average ~10 cans/bottles a day.
holy shit you must be a big dude.

>draft or bottled
both is fine

>if bottled which ones do you recommend
Augustiner is a pretty standard beer.
If you want a very smoky special taste try so called "Rauchbier" i.e. from Bambert or Schlenkerla.
Holzar is a pretty unfiltered "Kellerbier"

I just said there are some casual alcohols. It's not about getting drunk, it's about finding your taste on it.
God, I started with Bayleis when I was 16.

>Bambert
*Bamberg, sorry

how do you get into beer?
every beer I've tried tasted like shit and I've never been able to finish one because of the abhorrent taste

No just malnourished. Unless I go out to eat or decide to make a big ass meal I probably only eat ~1500 calories a day adding in maybe 1200 more in beer. I fluctuate between around 150-160 pounds.

>DUDE HAHA BEER LMAO
>DUDE HAHA WEED LMAO
>DUDE HAHA SUBSTANCE ABUSE LMAO
We get it..you're a fuck up

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What does that have to do with my post, you low iq retard?

I only drink spirits nowadays cause otherwise i'm pissing all evening to just get tipsy

>We

that's a lot better than me at 89 pounds.

>89 pounds
Woman, literal midget, or heroin addict?

>Alcohol may be fucking up my organs but I'm confident it won't give me panic attacks.

Do not underestimate really bad hangovers and withdrawal symptoms when it comes to alcohol. Especially if you already have mental issues.

I was walking down the hallway in my house, and out of the bedroom door on my left, an unknown man with a hard white face came quickly walking out staring me directly in the face; when I blinked he disappeared.

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Read a little you illiterate drunkard. Use your rust brain.