You remember how all the gaming sites were buzzing about Banjo-Kazooie one day before the last Direct, as if they were told ahead of time so they can ready their articles or generate hype? And even earlier for the Direct before then, they were buzzing about the "possibility" of K. Rool?
Well they're all buzzing about Tracer in Smash and an Overwatch port right now. You're about to get pegged by a militant lesbian, Yea Forums.
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>lesbian
Sorry but I follow the Russian canon
Cope Overcuck
Didn't Blizzard say they would prefer a Diablo character?
Go back to SFM/Blender bitch, it's the only place you'll ever be good
People very likely voted for her in the ballot.
Never ever tranny
Delusional
literally lmfao at the idea of tracer getting into smash
it's gonna be soldier
>Russian canon
???
Blizzard doesn't decide the dlc. It's not happening, though.
In a way I'm sad this Fighter's Pass wasnt the absolute worst choices possible.
>Minecraft Steve
>Tracer
>Dragonborn
>Goku
I wanted to see the asspain volcano.
>Well they're all buzzing about Tracer in Smash
No they're not, they're just buzzing about the port, the Smash newcomer getting the buzz is Terry
Next Sm5sh character is Godzilla my dad works at Sakurai
I would unironically love that desu
pls no
>Smash Logo
>Nerf this
I'm glad I didn't buy Ultimate
Tracer would be enough ass pain for Yea Forums
ah yes popular characters are bad, there should only be good characters like generic human man with muscles from a game almost nobody has heard of until now and pretend to like it since they suck nintendo's dick.
>His side-b is the kick from Godzilla vs Megalon
Would be based desu
In Russia the comic that says Tracer and Soldier are gay was declared non-canon. They literally operate on a separate storyline.
>generic human man with muscles from a game almost nobody has heard of until now and pretend to like
Doom?
>cereal bear
>the 1 persona character nobody gives a fuck about
>goku with a sword
>bigley
>gator nigger
Its been pretty fucking bad
wtf I love Russia now
He's a Kremling, you nark
oh fuck, no. Please let it be fake
Sakurai here, the next DLC fighters are Sam & Max and the husband from the Sears Kenmore Air commercial. Thank you for giving me $25.
Unironically based. Fuck shitty side comics randomly making characters into homosexuals. Either put it in the game itself or don't do it at all (preferably the latter)
Russia also says they have fair open elections, but only people like yourself are stupid enough to believe them.
>Russia wiping out gays irl and in fiction
If she's in at all, which I seriously hope she isn't, she's gonna be #5 given the SN leak. I'm not sure if she's a shittier endpoint character than Corrin
The ballot ended a good while before Overwatch came out, so I doubt Tracer got that many votes based on solely prerelease material.
the ballot was before overwatch even came out you tard
>just because i dont know/dont care about a character means they should be in smash
Fucking based
You have to take the good with the bad
Tracer's final smash leak
If she gets in I will use it to shit on every TF2 thread on Yea Forums for the remainder of time. I'm tired of seeing those fucking threads, move on already you fatass bronies.
I’ll call today
>You're about to get pegged by a militant lesbian, Yea Forums.
don't be mad that you don't play enough video games to post here
You'll call NOW
>Tracer
>In
no (You)s for you
Tracer is the only choice that makes sense.
>Blizzard has a bunch of franchises that can be used as assist trophies, stages, Mii Costumes, spirits, etc.
>her moveset translates very easily to Smash
>Overwatch is currently very popular in pretty much every country
>represent the FPS genre and esports
>has been an otherwise all male DLC lineup
this
Autism
Reminder that Tracerfags are nothing but
A) Trannies
B) C*mbrains
The elections are fair but the influences are not fair.
Putin is big in the Russian mafia and they act like the real Russian military police
>The elections are fair but the influences are not fair.
Sounds exactly like America then
The elections are not fair, every person who could be an opposition is jailed prior to an election.
Man, at this point I would have preferred it. The DLC choices so far have been a bite outside of Banjo.
unlikely to occur
unbelievably based
>militant lesbian
But Tracer is straight
Russia sounds neat, i hope it never changes
Terry > Tracer
Fuck overwatch they should put new orange box on switch
Hey.
Hey, Tracer.
Bitch.
>still thinking that lesbian has a chance when ultimate’s complete roster was decided in 2015
Based
The DLC was decided on in November 2018. Tracer's still not in though.
Nice try. You are going to get Terry and you going to like him/her Tracerfags. ;)
Tracer isn't a lesbian.
>Almost dubs
fuck
Terry and Tracer will make for great mains sweetie
Imagine still thinking western shit has a chance
Banjo is basically first party so he doesnt count
Tracer is not in
Keep losing sleep over it honey
Dilate
I will laugh so hard when your stupid porn model doesn't make it
Prefer some Touhou or even fucking Shantae
>Tracer in Smash
No they aren't.
I mean, yeah. Social media has massive amounts of influence and is extremely left leaning.
>" I just enjoy the salt and the memes lol XD"
Kill yourself
has that guy finished that fucking tracer model
Your tears are delicious
here's your tracer bro