This game doesn't have a single good wiafu

this game doesn't have a single good wiafu
therefore this is a bad game

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You already know what type of brain you have

You just have unbelievably shit taste if you think that's the case you fucking troglodyte

>this game doesn't have a single good wiafu
Wrong.
It has two prime waifus.

Snoys immediately on full defense

dumb fuck

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>He doesn’t want to fuck the orphan
Homo spotted

As with the only two From Software games I thoroughly enjoyed Bloodborne and Sekiro; they lacked story. If they had that, even an inch more, nothing would of topped them. This is why the Witcher 3 was so good, even if it lacked in gameplay.

>Story over gameplay
kys

>muh hack n slash over the core of human existence
s o y detected.

BB has a perfectly fine story.
You are a cosmic garbage man trapped in an endless nightmare until you finally kill your way to freedom. You see what happened to cause all of this and the damned fates of those who are responsible. It's like a mix of John Wick and Dante's Inferno.

>adding John Wick to the masterpiece Inferno and thinking it's going to be an improvement
What is wrong with you user?

It's like Dante's Inferno in that you get to see the fates of all the sinners but are mostly removed from real danger.
It's like John Wick because you're basically an unstoppable killing machine.

>the core of human existence
>video game stories
you must be underage

Fuck you it has plenty of good wiafus
Eileen, Amelia, Maria, annalise, the fucking doll, come on

I get it but I mean I would prefer the genuine Inferno any day. Still the real value of this art piece does not lay in the seeing of punishment.

I meant story itself. And you cannot deny that video gaming history has had some very meaningful and beautiful moments.

cum.brain

I want to cum in Kos. Some say cusm

don't worry about it.

It's ACfag, a SJW troll, who thinks games should have ZERO story. Plus he also loves to say bullshit like "Yea Forums loves Other M"

the nonexisting one

>cucker 3
>good
o my god, kek

>some say COOOOOOOOOOOOOSM

>SJW troll that wants less story
>when SJWs want games to be nothing BUT story

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You know bloodborne has a lot more story than the Witcher 3, at least from what I can remember.

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>The Doll
>Maria
>Iosefka
>Yuri
>Ebrietas
>Vicar Amelia
That's 6 right there

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Fix'd

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Subtle

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>what is the doll
>what is Maria
>what is Eileen
hoontah

the doll is disgusting

>meaningful

I'm not sure you understand what that means.

How could you say such a thing even though the Doll is really just possessed by the grotesque Moon Presence

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Mario and the doll are looking exactly the same though.

Maria has man-hands

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GoW4, Uncharted 4, Horizon, TLG, Spiderman. You wish user.

She's a big woman.

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>imagine being this much of a child that he doesn't appreciate the "uhh?? BASED!" Witcher 3
>muh hack n slash and nothing else, nothing deeper of any greater value beyond "le luuks cool"
Socrates would play the Witcher 3.

And yet Bloodborne is the only one anyone ever talks about.

Not at all, I just want good story. I loved Sekiro and Bloodborne being heavily gameplay for a change - they just would of been better with greater emotional impact
The only reason sjw's like story is so it acts as a body of their political narrative - no artistic reasons

What do you count as story user?

Those have all been forgotten about, while Bloodborne is already a classic.

Fine then, define it.

What? Where did you get that from?

>not wanting Amygdala and Ebrietas to fuck you endlessly

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MARIA IS EDGY

it has maria

dont people like the puppet girl?

Objectively this desu

Pls no bully

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kys you are self

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If you think
>durrr it isnt spoonfed to you its not story
is true, I won't bother replying again.

No, you just have shit taste, that's all.

>implying
She wouldn't be alive after you kill the Moon Presence if that was the case. She's just a blood receptacle to make you stronger.

I bet her menstruations are horrible.

I heard she likes Kill la Kill

Lady Maria is a shit, dont know why people like her.

A blood receptacle with a direct channel to the Moon Presence.

cum receptacle*

This is actually true

Semi-related, but why the fuck is every hostile humanoid enemy in From games so fuckoff huge? A lot of these creatures/zombies/fanatics seem to be on a higher scale than the player character. Normally these creatures are former people that have been mutated/reanimated by some supernatural/pseudo-scientific force, but they all seem to be wearing clothing and armor that are made for people of their exceedingly tall stature, implying they were always that big even before that setting's disastrous/apocalyptic event.

What gives?

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I'm not sure about Dark Souls / Demon Souls, but that's not the case in Bloodborne. In fact, certain human characters who transform (Gascgoine, Amelia, Ludwig) are still wearing the destroyed rags of their former human selves.

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>Ebrietas
Based

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dark souls canonically had a giant race.

*la laa laaaa's your way*

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>He doesn't use a visceral to bypass the Frenzy

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Vicar Amelia definitely waifu material user

I think it's similar thing to portrayals of real world mythology and art. For example, in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, gods and phaorohs are usually drawn to be much larger than everyone else because they're considered as greater beings. I think there's a parallel between that and humanoids with large souls in dark souls.

Lady Maria is one of the best waifus in the history of vidya.
Sorry but you're gonna have to swallow your words, nintendiaper.

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Awoo?

More games need wheel based weaponry.

Micolash is best girl

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Eileen thr wet nurse is queen

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Did you see the latest cut content video lads?

>spend 2 hours trying and failing to cheese crow lady for her weapons
>finally get badge, relief poors over my sweaty body
>go back to hunters dream to claim my price
>40k souls

i.. i wanna break something. FUCK THIS GAME

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>Logarius stays guard at Cainhurst to ensure the Vilebloods remain hidden
>Alfred tells hunter about Cainhurst
>Hunter goes to Cainhurst and kills Logarius
>Hunter reports back, Alfred then goes and kills the Queen
>Thinks his job is done, commits sudoku
>Hunter revives Queen for the honour of Cainhurst
Alfred is a retard

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are you fucking serious
jesus christ

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Serves you right, fool.

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No, give me a rundown, user.

i want to play with the blades of mercy, but that early on, 40k souls is not something you can easily farm since all the mobs i have acess to give literally 80 souls

she's cute, but i want her get up. don't act like you didn't do it, too.

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>go back to hunters dream to claim my price
>claim my price

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I didn't. I play through her quest line every time because why bother cheesing in a game so good.

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Nobody fucking sane did it that way because you get her badge anyways at the end of her questchain you FUCKING RETARD

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>cucking for npcs

okay nintentard, go hug your bodypillow

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Not much, just that Willem was probably meant to be a boss in early stages. Also he asked you for eyes in the game code.

You're supposed to male a female character, the game gives you so many nice clothing options.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF A WEAPON IF I CANT USE IT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH IT?

I DON'T WANNA WAIT 20 HOURS UNTIL I CAN START TO HAVE FUN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF.

>Wanting to play the game properly makes you a cuck
Sure thing buddy

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What about the Burial Blade?

>it doesnt play with 3 hours cutscenes so it doesn't have a story

You're the reason garbage like The Last of Us exists

THEN GET IT IN A CHALICE DUNGEON YOU TRIPLE RETARD JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE SO FUCKING INEPT I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN EVEN BREATHE WITHOUT ASSISTANCE

*blocks your path*

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You know it's possible to enjoy both games as different experiences right?

Sekiro story was absolute kino. A good straightforward plot, with actual characters that have actual arcs (unlike soulshit), AND DS-style abstract themes/world is story/item descriptions as lore on TOP of that.
Sekiro is the best From title, by far.

how dare you

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Reasons I decided to use the crow blades over Burial Blade is that you can get crow blades early.
I want to enjoy a playthrough with weapons I enjoy using. Not spend 20 hours playing with standard saw cleaver.

I literally have not touched a chalice dungeon ever and don't know anything about them.

>Doll
>Iosefka
>Adella
Just my top 3.

There's also this:
exhentai.org/g/1311504/0191ad92e9/

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Cast it.
>The Good Hunter - Dacre Montgomery
>Doll/Lady Maria - Emily Browning
>Gherman - Max von Sydow
>Arianna, Woman of Pleasure - Lena Heady
>Father Gascoigne - Jason Momoa
>Eileen the Crow - Danai Gurira
>Micolash - Cameron Monaghan

If I knew dick-all about actors do you really think I'd be posting on Yea Forums?

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I fapped to Iosefka while she was bent over

>child is kidnapped
>collect the four macguffins, but this time with 30 minutes of handholding dialogue
Sekiro is for those with no taste

anyone got that Iosefka greentext story?

fucking dropped

for me its the threaded cane

For me, it's the Rifle Spear.

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for me it's zabimaru

>Doing a Cane / Saw Spear run
>Constantly keep reverting back to the saw because it's my comfort zone
I promised myself it would be different

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HMS seems like the best pve weapon to me. The ability to knockdown enemies and humanoid bosses plus the damage.

For me it's the Burial Blade, the grandfather of all trick weapons, trademark of the first hunter Gehrman, forged in celestial siderite, and the last weapon you get.

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for me, it's the saif and pick

the best
i got it when i was in Cainhurst, before nightmare from the pthuglyph

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BB, then blades, then i dont care

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Reminds me that I still haven't finished my first run. I wanted to beat the default chalices before finishing but I got stuck on yharnam queen...

get to it

Queen Yharnam is very beatable. You can do it. Though you don't get much reward for doing so.

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All I remember from the Witcher 3 story was just going from location to location and meeting some assholes along the way. In bloodborne, I'm able to recognize Yharnam to be a dream world to the great ones because they're on a higher plane of existence, the Pthumerian tragedy, the motifs of periods and the moon cycle, etc.

i made a run with the Ludwig's Holy Blade and i really liked it

Who dat?

wow the most boring basic weapon of all time

Alin Ma apparantly

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The player is just a manlet. Friede is your height, though, since she's your evil ashen sister.

How the fuck no one didnt notice op hasnt even played it

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for me it's 99 arcane

Reminder that Sept / Oct / Nov are the absolute most prime comfy months to be playing Bloodborne, so everyone has to be getting their PS4s ready right now.

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Doll is best waifu of all the Souls games.

I'm using this in the DLC and its reach is utterly enormous. A god tier weapon.

FromSoft protaganists are all manlets.

It's not even just hostile enemies. Doll is like a full head taller than the hunter.
There are literally 3 NPC's that are smaller than Wolf in Sekiro, one is a very slight woman and the other two are literal children.

same desu hoonta

I certainly will in October.

it makes you feel small in a big world, all the enemies stand over you and so does the npcs for the most part.

>Reminder that Sept / Oct / Nov are the absolute most prime comfy months to be playing Bloodborne
why?

You disappoint me, Yea Forums.
A troll... should be left well alone.

are you kidding? Friede is massive. Have you even played ashes of Andariel? She's like the same height as the Ashen One while she is sitting down in her chair.

>playstation hit
>sold less than 3M copies on a 90M install base
LMAO

She's barely taller than you. Maybe you made a short character.

all in ma ass

>Halloween
>Weather generally turns colder and darker, like in game
>Better excuses to bundle up inside for longer periods
>Halloween

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I'm still extremely disappointed we never got the full thing

Is Amelia supposed to be a dog or an deer?

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She's a beast

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She's supposed to be cute

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If I had a game save where I haven't already killed her I could easily prove you wrong, but take this
youtu.be/B5dyvkDWDlA?t=174

Especially consider at >3:49 in teh video when he turns to walk away. She's literally at eye level with you while she's sitting down.

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The Powder Kegs are bitches. A beast is a beast and they all need to be put down.

enjoy your feminism and shit easy gameplay

retard

Unless you have a better explanation for the purpose of the doll, fuck off.

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Everyone who replied to you is wrong.

It's partially homage to older games such as Final Fantasy where your party often fights three or four on one, against a very powerful villain. Your side is animated and small, whereas the enemies are rendered as grand paintings; big ass things to intimidate you. Those, in turn, were taken from things like D&D monster manuals where all you had to visualize a monster was a single graphic. Remember, FROM's RPGs have their roots in traditional role playing games.

The other aspect of it is to do with hitboxes and movement; it's easier and more pleasing to play as a smaller character moving around bigger things; think about how Tekken characters have huge hands and feet to help players identify attacks at speed; or how Mega Man is small by contrast to the environments he travels through.

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Great thread

—2005

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Grant us some FUCKING EYES

daily reminder

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Anyone got any fashion souls they wanna post?

My main account is Reiter/L. Shield; my second run is LHB. What else is a fun build with good fashion? I gotta admit I'm intrigued by the wheel.

Stop baiting the Snoys. Their primitive, unsophisticated minds do not know any better.

Pizza is my waifu

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Makes sense considering the Moon Presence connects to you face first in the second ending.

this is for you

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Doll, Lady Maria, and you can also create your own waifu

So what does this mean?

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Beast cutter master race
>dem x2 R2 pancakes

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MOAR BLOOOD

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for me it's the spin2win base axe you get at the beginning. carried me through the game and chalices

WHAT DO YOU THINK NG+ IS FOR RETARD

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You and every other mong. I think Ludwig's Holy Blade is the only more over-used weapon.

You're a bad person user

Use one of the hacked chalices to get 40K fast

I thought the saw was all the rage

the only moves i like is the overhead L2 combo, and the massive thrust, but ye i got bored with it very quickly, its just too straightforward and boring

thanks for all the BB memes

ur welcome

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>Game gives you best weapon right at the start.

What did they mean by this?

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not this fag again

People go on and on about OoK but this fucko is hands down consistently the worst and most infuriating fight for me.

have fun doing literally 1/2 the damage of other weapons cuck

>>Reasons I decided to use the crow blades over Burial Blade is that you can get crow blades early.
I want to enjoy a playthrough with weapons I enjoy using. Not spend 20 hours playing with standard saw cleaver.

NG+ would require me to play through the entire game until I can use the weapons I want though. Fuck Saw Cleaver. I want a fast route to a fun weapon and to start using it and enjoying the game. BB's biggest mistake was locking the player into 3 choices and then having them bound to it until the lategame where they could comfortably farm chunks/souls to upgrade other weapons.

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Too subtle for me. What did you change or add?

He edited out the S in Hits which implies that the PS4 only has one good exclusive

I'm a brainlet

>not making a build around one stat so that you can progress through the different weapons as you progress
There's just so much you can do with each stat that you're robbing yourself of the game by sticking to only one weapon.

although the picture won't do the retardation of this post justice

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>BB's biggest mistake

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I know a guy that thinks like this, but in a less cartoony way. He doesn't play fromsoft games because they're "too hard" but the moment a cute girl or a woman shows up on screen he's suddenly interested in playing more, which is why I told him Code Vein was gonna be more his thing since he's a weeb too. He's probably still a virgin which explains his obsession with looking at girls in games and asian girl IRL, but it really is kind of pathetic how some people actually do think this way for everything they consume.

They're only interested in video games if they have these meme "waifus" in them or if the game is actually just a Japanese game with anime art style. If the conditions aren't met they instantly throw it to the side and ignore it. It would be funnier if it wasn't so sad.

>forgetting about Iosefka

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>Implying you have actually completed Bloodborne if you don't have a complete set of decent bloodgems

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>get to beat people for a longer amount of time
Nice

>game has Doll and Maria
>he says there's not a single good waifu
Based retard

>20 hours for a normal run
>saw cleaver is somehow the only weapon you can use in ng
>being "locked" into one of three weapons super early on

Your posts seem to imply you've played bloodborne, but based on what you've said I have a hard time believing that. Or you're retarded.

Not to mention
>he doesnt just have a save that he just constantly levels so you can do a run with whatever you want

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I never bothered with 'em, and I was on NG+8 before I finally put it down.
I just slapped on whatever I got naturallt, never seemed to make a difference, just autismo-fuel modifiers

nigga Annalise (especially beta version) is top tier waifu material

>he doesnt just have a save that he just constantly levels so you can do a run with whatever you want

exblain please

nigga just keep leveling your first dude and going into ng+ cycles. My main dude is somewhere past ng+10, I don't even know anymore. Just do chalice dungeons and the main game all the time. I have all the gear and have at least one version of every weapon maxed out its FUN.

hahaha

>wasting 2 hours on the same task when you could just do it right and then going to bitch about it on Yea Forums
>calling other retards

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