Reminder that buying the game is giving your financial support to censorship

Reminder that buying the game is giving your financial support to censorship.

If you want to play the game, just pirate it.

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These developers should choke to death

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It's so insignificant I can't bring myself to care.

tpbp

oh no. he didn't talk about hookers. spyro ruined. what will i ever do without moneybags talking about paying hookers. game ruined

This changes everything.

I'm glad you understand.

Amazing what the E rating could get away with back then.

FPBP

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>top
soul
>bottom
soulless

I hate the redesigns so fucking much.
They were not needed at all.

you have to be a cuck to play orange spyro in the first place

>They removed the "I have a magical dick" line from the Italian version

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

monkey paw
game is slightly worse but the girls are cute

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I think the remaster looks nice

>They also changed Hunter iconic voice from the Italian version

>oh no spyro isn't hinted at spending money on deergirls this is a tragedy

>oh no spyro is hinting at spending money on deergirls this is a tragedy

Get a fucking life, mate

I don't like that they changed it either and its less exlicitly saying he spent money on women, but the 2nd picture is still saying the same thing.

Whores are frivolities

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How could you ever not have enough gems? I made sure to do everything unless I didn’t have a power up or something.

Imagine if some company went and change some "problematic" lines of classic movies in their DVD/BD release. We've gone backwards in some aspects and so many of you just don't care. It's disgusting.

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>don't buy game
>Oh, guess people don't want another Spyro game, let's shelve it

what's wrong with her face?!

Which does happen but also remakes =/= remasters

Imagine if some throwaway dialogue no one remembers or cares about from a cartoon bear in a videogame made for babies was considered "classic"

Better than what happened to it.

Imagine having principles. I know you can't.

>buy our shitty game to slightly increase the chance of getting a decent game in the future
“No!”

>muh grafix
>t. zoomer

>He didn't want daddy belly dragon
Everything else is worse tho

Yes, the principles of demanding cartoony animals in a kids' game discuss hookers because everything needs that mature edge for us mature gamers.

Fuck moneybags, absolute jew, he's the worst

He's clearly the analogy for a fat banker jew.
I miss the 90's.

>cute
Elora looks horrendous now, what are you talking about?

It's a children's toy

what's bad about it? I haven't played it but it looks like spyro for the most part

I really don't give a shit. Actually I'm glad, because my baby sister is gonna play this game and I'd prefer she not ask her parents why you'd spend money on girls and pretty faces.
Cry about it, I guess.

>but the 2nd picture is still saying the same thing.
It's not at all. Don't pretend you would think that if you didn't know what the original line was.

Hes clearly just a classical rich stereotype like the monopoly guy, nothing even remotely Jewish about his design. You sound nuts

I don't understand why this remake gets so much flak on here. It really doesn't look that bad. The animations are pretty clean. Also the implication that Spyro banged some hookers being gone doesn't change the gameplay.

As someone who loves the remakes I totally understand why it gets shit on here. Tons of people on Yea Forums are at the age to where they have big nostalgia for the PS1 days, and Spyro was a gorgeous looking game. The remake simplified the skyboxes and character designs and some didn't like that. To many people, the charm and soul of a game matters even more than the gameplay.

>nothing even remotely Jewish about his design

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Honestly the skyboxes were ruined along with a lot of the character designs. But even if everything were perfectly faithful Yea Forums would hate it because they can't think any harder than "Old: good! New: bad!"

Oh my bod a line has been censored, the game is ruined!

Modern gamers are cancer. Kill yourself.

Fuck off weeb

The second and third games were outsourced to at least ten different groups and their quality is utter garbage. The censorship. The awful voices.

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I dont blame him if money was just lying around on the floor and in pottery that nobody cares about i'd spend it polwing some hot fuckin deer chicks

You picked literally the worst possible example of demonstrating any cute girls.

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You know perfectly well it's back to Skylanders hell regardless because they make mad dosh off that shit.

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Gnasty Gnorc did nothing wrong.

He was awful quick to use that petrifying spell, almost like he was already planning on it.

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I think he's point still stands though, that's the only equivalent comparison you can make with movies

Does it have mod support?

>including Gnasty's industrial world
Have you noticed that there are a ton of cartoon-ish fantasy games where you fight against an antagonist or army that relies on industry and machines, whereas you are only a simple animal or fantasy thing?
Off the top of my head I can already name Spyro, Crash, and DKC.

>well this enemy's kinda dumpy looking...

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>paying for games

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>maybe we could flesh it out and make him cooler?

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Are the Spyro remakes good? I fucking loved 1, 2 and 3 as a kid.

>oops nope, can't have real guns, guns r bad mkay?

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They're good, yeah. They don't go above and beyond like NST does, but it's serviceable and you'll still have fun playing it.

Gnasty is a good guy at heart and dragons are just racist assholes

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>people will get mad though, better make up some bullshit about this being our artistic vision

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This.
Also I bet OP cut the line off to make it look as though that it's """censored""".
When there's a lot of text it starts to scroll.

It's the same as case the N Sane trilogy: the first game was remade well and benefited from modern improvements, but for 2 and 3 you're better off playing the original.

I grew up on spyro, got the remakes a year ago on ps4 and they are still as fun
soundtrack is somehow even better too
im convinced people who dont like it havent actually played it or are so blinded by nostalgia that they dont even matter

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I'm so glad Gnasty got in CTR instead of Ripto. Beenox earned my respect by dunking on Riptards.

>Top: Soul
>Bottom: Soulless

Who does he think he is? A squid now?

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It has more effort put into the art direction than Crash's remakes but they suffer similar problems too. What said. The first game's remake is the only one worth playing over the original. Also, don't bother with the console releases, they're awful.

Wrong, the original Crash 2 and 3 don't have Lex Lang, playable normal Coco, Future Tense, and in 2's case, time trials. Why would I play the versions with less content?

Why are you better off playing the original? i played through it and it seemed better to me, everything looks, sounds and feels nicer

Lex Lang's a great voice actor but Clancy Brown's voice lines don't fit him and he seemed to be out of it for most of NST.

soul

I thought Lex Lang fucking killed it in NST, actually. Perfect mix between Cortex's menacing and pathetic sides, whereas he was way too pathetic in Twinsanity and and after.

Actually, in Spyro's case there was gonna be another clan of dragons called the Machinists, who worked with technology. Gnasty's World was gonna be a separate place, but they ran out of time and converted what they had made of Machinists into the Gnorc Gnexus.
>Purpose: These dragons have created the machinery and energy sources that keep the industrialised parts of the world running.

>Description: Short and blocky and silvery. They like to wear machinery attachments to enhance their functionality (jeweller’s glasses, hydraulic gloves, metal backpacks etc…)

>Environment: There is very little natural architecture since the levels are dominated by machinery. The few plants that grow have an angular appearance, mimicking the machinery.

>Architecture: Blocky, heavy Jules Vernish structures made of riveted steel, wood and stone. Gears, smokestacks, vents, bulbous tanks, steam pipes, support struts, turbines. Despite the abundant machinery, the environment is very clean; metal gleams, wood is polished, stone is marbled and flawless.

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can you actually give me reasons instead of buzzwords, whats next? Comfy?

comfy

Better presentation. As said earlier, the art style, voice acting, and level geometry is really lacking for most of 2 and 3, especially Spyro 3.

>buying this game

Its a year old dumb fuck, you not buying the year later ports just ensures PC and switch dont get future games. Great thread slowpoke you really changed the industry today.

t-thanks for beta testing c-console cuck

haha...

thats what the review bombs are for, so they know exactly why

This. I've had my problem with the games (like how the the building in Cloud Spires were changed from clouds to regular stone) but it's overall not bad. We we got a fully original Spyro game, it's gonna looks it's best because it wont be trying to match the look of a PS1 game.

i actually liked it all in the remakes, that said ive only played spyro 1 and 3 remakes to 100% so far
not sure what was different about the geometry and the art style was really good imo
voice acting i can kinda see but then i just think its nostalgia for all the dumb voices that is making me decide that, those seals in the beach were particularly dumb sounding in the original

Sounds great.

Seethe more.

More like cumbrayne's claw, everything is worse BUT IT MAKE MY PEEPEE GUUD

Thread should have ended here. TfB is cancer incarnate.

So Gnasty Gnorc isn't so gnasty at all.

>Still implies that he paid them for dragon-faun sex
What's the issue?

>user gives detailed, well articulated post describing his thoughts on the subject
>"seethe lmao"
You are the cancer that is ruining this board.

Dilate

Stuff like this bothers me because I can just imagine getting an actual remake of Spyro the Dragon that mixed things up and reintegrated it, or turned the bosses into actual boss fights. But now that we have our wonderful lowest bidder remaster, that will absolutely never happen.

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Spyro's Adventure is awesome

This. They ruined something that could have been faithful and good.

"Fanciful frivolities" could be anything, anybody who didn't know that got altered would probably assume it means buying souvenirs or something.

She looks awful. She looked better before they furred up her face.

What the fuck would there be to do in Fracture Hills BUT fuck the fauns, user? Especially for Spyro?

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"Should we make a new spyro game?"

>"lol fuck that, these snoytards will eat anything we shit out, besides that is too much work, we can make more money just re-releasing old games these retards have already played!"

Remember: This is literally not a problem on PC because PC master racers aren't retards who buy games they already played. They pirate them like sensible people.

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There's...

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Pay the satyrs to play music?
>Scotirishland
Drink?

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The furry devs changed this because they want Spyro to be gay and the original line ruins the experience

but he gets kisses from Elora and likes it

Semenskull

so many things we have yet to uncover, so many years have passed and we still havent been fully able to extract the assets of the game
the best we have is the world viewer and thats it

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WHERE'S THE PC PORN MODS

based

>youre dropped into Fracture Hills from a magic portal
>you encounter sexually starved valley girl fauns with no desire to mate with their own kind
>they notice you almost instantly and overcome with a primal desire to breed they latch onto you begging to be impregnated
>you fuck every faun there making each one a mother

made for human cock

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Soon

Dragons working with machines... I like that.

HMOAF is the best way to go.

straight furfaggotry is still furfaggotry

Humans already exist in Spyro, if it was meant to be you would see it. They're prolly getting railed by satyrs and qt dragon shotas every night.

Anthro girl lovers on Yea Forums are based.You need to go back here where you belong.

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post faun asses

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Supposedly there was another family called the Aquifiers, but the only evidence of their existence is like 3 or 4 guys on various forums that claim to have old Spyro press kits, and who never bother trying to scan them or show any pictures.
>Purpose: This family has the responsibility of controlling the many waterways of the world and protecting travelers from the beasts inhabiting the depths. Fountains placed at strategic places around the world regulate the water supply and purity.

>Description: Since they inhabit watery regions, they are more serpent-like than any of the other families. Long, slender, ocean green, with lots of frills (such as feathery gills, flowing crests etc).

>Environment: Dominated by water – open seas and raging rivers on chasms. Large crystals are abundant on the island. Trees and other plants have crystals hanging from them like fruit. Plants and rocks have a faceted, spherical theme.

>Architecture: Structures are crystal domes and arches. Most structures have a spherical/circular theme.
If Spyro was originally going to be able to swim that would lend it a little more credence.

You genuinely, literally don't understand the concept of principles, do you?
That's scary.

Shitty graphical redesigns and censorship aside, there is zero reason to play these games over the original. I may try the medievil remake because what the fuck could they censor in that, but I'll skip this trash.

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I love how it's guns in video games and how they're treated that always creates the most raging shitfitstorms on Yea Forums, especially when the Americans are awake.

>or turned the bosses into actual boss fights
Look at how everyone shits themselves into faggot frenzies over the fact the game has individual blades of grass and the sky isn't the exact same skybox of the PS1 originals. If ANYTHING about the bosses had been changed Spyro fans would have exploded and melted down the planet in rage.

Don't you have acid to be throwing at someone, Achmed?

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I for one would've really loved if the game had added new introductions for every boss, like how NST spiced up the boss intros. Dr. Shemp, Metalhead, and Jacques in particular could have had great potential with that.

That's why I said "actual remake", as opposed to what we ended up getting, a minimal effort "throw on some new paint" remaster.

I understand them fine, and some are really silly.

Goddamn, now he looks like one of those harlequin babies.

>hurr if you're not MURRICAN you're our Middle East terrorist boogiemen we still use to frighten our population into obedience over and allow us to take their rights away
Don't you have more important things to cry about than a game goblin's gun being changed into a paintball gun?

I really feel bad for this person. I hope we make better progress with these kinds of surgery so they can find happiness in it.

This chad gets it, absolutely any change for any reason is an assault on us.

Spyro fans went into conniptions over a fucking remaster. Imagine how many people they'd have murdered over the games being remade.

Gnasty really was a weirdo

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Dude just turn your brain off lol. Consume.

>Support game
>Oh hey we got millions in support for Mega Man Legends 3 but it wasn’t enough so we guess you guys don’t actually want it :(

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In a way, it's even better. Leaves more to the imagination, and in it's own way, is even more risque! I immediately saw frivolities as hookers, but it could be dragon dust, supporting the sand niggas, paying the wizards for "horn" augmentation, you name it!

And not a single fuck was given that day.

more

>paying for games whose original creators are dead or retired or gone elsewhere
Go and an hero cuckazoid.

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So buy it twice then? Gotcha.

Yea Forums BTFO yet again

This. The first one makes it sound like he's buying them drinks at a bar or something, the new dialogue sounds like what you said.

Why the fuck does Ps1 Spyro look better than Ps4 Spyro?

>soundrack is better
No

spyro was always shit

Yep, I can't buy it now considering that a few fragments of casual misogyny was the reason I enjoyed Spyro in the first place.

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Because Insomniac gave a shit about what they were doing and didn't consist of 300 different people individually hired off of Artstation in order to fulfill a mandate by Activision.

NOOOOOO! GAME IS RUINED! WTF WERE THEY THINKING??? AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Microsoft SAM foretold of the soi darkness to come... We were warned, but we didn't listen.

Boy do I have good news for you.

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I want elora to ride my dick

Me too, but not the remaster version.

I love seeing good vidya asses. Not because I find them hot (I can appreciate them but don't like them) but because SOMEONE had to design that ass. Someone sat in a room, probably looked at a whole bunch of high quality vidya/anime/3D asses for references, and modeled it.
>Yep, this ass is THE ass that's going to be in the game.

Has the PC spyro gotten any mods made for it yet?

The gatling gun dinosaurs from 3 are the best, they turned it into a meat grinder shooting out sausages.

Reverse cowgirl.

He got the name because the ladies love him for gnasty he can get in bed.

>making a bear left-handed is censorship

I agree that lefties are barely human, but still, don't you think that's a bit much?

Why does he look like mr.brown the bear now?

Excuse me but you better deliver the salsa
Come cazzo ho missato questa cosa

only a dark spyro one i think

not the same thing
a remake and a remaster are two very different things
for example; how they edited the classic star wars movies vs the The Thing remakes

Not the same thing, Capcom at that time was ending and ignoring everything Ifakune-related because of him leaving the company.

>they censored spyro
gay

>play CTR story mode with spyro so spyro gets shot at by pinstripe with a real gun in the cutscene
pssh nothin personnel, toys for bob

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kek

>ad hominem attacks
>principles
Haha

>Developers left out a whore joke
Yea Forums: I sentence you to death

Already working on a mod to put it back in

>so lets change the skeleton dance to that one fortnite dance that all the kids love! you know fortnite? the game about killing each other with guns?

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This thread sucks and has the typical retarded Crash Spyrocoot anons

This [BOARD] sucks and has the typical retarded [SPECIFICATION UNNEEDED] anons

Watch a TV show from even 10 years ago. We've slepwalked into unfunny

He's just trying to bust some cheeks, why they gotta take that away from him?

How are you going to mod his voice line? Just use the original?