I hope you're taking good care of your clerks, manager.
I hope you're taking good care of your clerks, manager
Juan Allen
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Bentley Wright
Of course user
bigbird poster where are you we miss you please come home
Josiah Garcia
Remember, no clerks.
Landon Anderson
Well said.
Jordan Rogers
Ill draw the trio doing something funny
Benjamin Ward
A clerk once took the hit for my agent when this guy breached, thank you collateral clerk.
Jackson Martin
I love you user
Gabriel Green
I'm gettin me mallet
William Robinson
To: Angela
Landon Miller
Based birb.
Owen Murphy
> Thread starts with waifufaggotry less than 10 posts in
Carter Reyes
Does the W stand for Warp?
Levi Campbell
It stands for Wacation.
Colton Lewis
For the Big Bird poster, it's the Big Bird. ;_;
Jose Roberts
A is central to the life of every Sephira and Angela, even to some extend Binah, who became part of the LobCo at the end of the game. They can't just kill him by Angela's hands and murder itself was strange. Did she just hit him with a shovel while A was turned away? Why she also waited 3 days before hatching her plan to steal the light
Ethan Cox
I assumed A had resigned peacefully when he knew the building was rising
As for Angela, best I can guess is that she wanted the world to benefit for some extent before enacting her plan, but I can’t say for certain
Carson Reed
Would you play W corp management game? Clean up a toxic wasteland and create a small safe zone with the help of R corp... then you can make a sound proofed luxury resort with holographic windows to spare the visitors SP from the horrors of the outskirts.
Carson Gray
I want a self-cest doujin with all the bongbongs
Joseph Barnes
>A had resigned peacefully when he knew the building was rising
So he was diagnosed with dead? If he haven't died in three days he might have noticed that light did not work and he failed
Cameron Green
why do these guys look so comfy?
Leo Morris
Guy on the right standing like leatherman
Blake Long
For me, it's the Big Bird.
Aiden Smith
You’ve got it set to “M,” for mega. You should have it set to “W,” for wumbo.
Kayden Parker
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong wing, Lobotomy Corp’s 2 blocks down
Julian Lewis
I'm still here, I just haven't noticed the last few threads before it was too late.
Daniel Jackson
he simply decided to retire and live the rest of his life in peace with his wife, binah
Parker Nguyen
Based manager.
Aaron Richardson
Call Angela
I want her to see this.
Benjamin Garcia
>Have 2 separate save files already, one to stream to friends and the other for personal play
>On a laptop now, didn’t transfer anything, hours from home
>Itch to play
Is it worth starting all over a third time?
Adam Brooks
It's all worth it user.
Go ahead and indulge.
Ryder Cruz
I’m just worried I’m too spoiled by my suppression rewards... That and I don’t have a mouse.
Jose Davis
just pause
Ryan Perry
I LOVE YOU BIGBIRDPOSTER
Asher King
I love you Big Bird Poster!
Jason Cooper
Fair enough
Gabriel Jenkins
Managers, I need you to rank all the sephirah from the most to the least attractive.
Brandon Lopez
Binah > Malkuth > Gebura > Angela > Hod > Tiphereth (F)
Zachary Sanchez
Yesod
Netzach
Binah
Gebura
Chesed
Malkuth
Tiphereth (F)
Hokma
Angela
Tiphereth (M)
Hod
They're all attractive though.
Joseph Jenkins
I don't know what this game even plays like but the way I've seen anons talk about it in these threads it sounds like a cross between Darkest Dungeon, SS13, and the SCP Foundation. Am I even slightly close?
Grayson Parker
pls draw a big borb burger
Josiah Cook
>SS13
I wish user, I wish.
If someone made a LobCorp SS13 server, I'd cream my pants on the spot.
Gavin Rodriguez
Hod
Gebura
Malkuth
Tiphereths
Chesed
Netzach
Yesod
Hokma
Angela
Binah
Lucas Morales
Dumbest way to say it is Fallout Shelter + SCP, most people hate to call it that but that's the broadest way to put it. Mostly every day you choose an abnormality out of 3, and you hire agents to work on them to gain your daily energy quota for the day. You have four options to work on the abno's and each abno likes certain works done on them. Abno's will also have unique criterias for each one, like if you send someone too weak or too strong to an abno they can straight up kill your agent or breach their containment cell, which then you have to fight them back into their cell. The energy you collect from each abno can be used to learn more things about them and to obtain gear specific to that abno. As time goes on you have a huge puzzle facility where screwing up on one abno will cause them to murder some employees, and then you forget to pick up your ticket so the train starts chugging along to murder your employees, and then you have an abno that hates seeing employees die so they breach, and then one abno hates seeing other abnos breach so they breach, and since that one just breached and walked by a different abno chilling in their cell, that one breaches. The game's motto of "Face the fear, build the future" really comes into play when you realize that gear you get from the higher difficulty abnormalities is almost a necessity in the later days.
Leo Watson
Would you breed this rabbit?
Logan Sullivan
In this game there exists an evil corporate organization called Lobotomy Corporation that captures and imprisons Abnormalities, creatures whose powers and existence defies common sense and common law. Despite the company's assurance that "they contain them for your protection", it becomes gradually more evident that a majority of these Abnos are docile and may in fact be benevolent. What makes it worse is that these poor creatures are experimented on and tortured, all in the name of "science". There's more to the lore but I won't get to that.
You play as a rebel insider, disguising himself/herself as a clerk, and going through hallways collecting information about the facility. Your main objective is to release these poor cute creatures so they can taste freedom again, but the release methods vary and you have to make sure your own position isn't compromised.
Good luck agent.
Zachary Wright
absolutely
Carson Carter
Of course, how else do you think Myo replenishes rabbit team after some ALEPH wipes them out?
Nicholas Cruz
Cloning?
Matthew Taylor
Based swan poster
Sebastian Kelly
Dumb swan poster!
Isaac Harris
Is it just me or does swan have cute feet?
Owen Long
Die footfag
Blake Diaz
The duality of man, corresponding with the duality of the Swan's beautiful faces
Hudson Butler
jesus kill it with fire
Connor White
>Die footfag
Angela, don't you know?
The manager is a footfag.
Noah Hill
Liam Wilson
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Joseph Hill
I am A and I'm a foot fetishist.
>t. A
Joseph Morgan
Sounds legit. Thanks anons.
I like the OC these threads produce.
Thomas Thompson
You'd be surprised how much there is.
Julian Phillips
too slow
Jace Hall
No prob, have the gif version I made.
Ian Jones
How difficult is whitenight to beat and then contain? I can pick him on day 40, so no memrep
Ethan Cox
superb
Henry Green
very
good luck
Eli Price
I already gathered all ALEPH gear beside his so I doubt he is THAT strong
Oliver Reed
Based. Clerks have souls too.
Parker Rodriguez
Clerks exist so Angela can feed abnos
Nicholas Hill
One hit will most likely kill at least one of your nuggets when fighting him, it's pretty hard mainly because of how much of a damage sponge he is.
Matthew Thomas
Ian Gutierrez
If you don't have the original marked employees have fun with random agents getting instakilled, other than that its playing dodge the scythe and instakill attacks in the central rooms
Brandon Sanchez
Sounds like you are in prime position to take him on. It's not too bad when you have all gear. Finished gauntlet with it first go, made it fun when he breached on phase 3 on day 49
Landon Williams
how many fresh nuggets I had to feed him to trigger bossfight?
Nicholas Evans
Oh, A.
I can step on you if Angela doesn't want to.
Might as well crush your filthy head
Julian Stewart
No!
Cameron Evans
12 apostles user
Dylan Torres
do this one a gif next!
Gavin Anderson
Manager, please choose a clerk.
Noah Morales
Have a bunch of other shit I want to draw/animate. Binahfags deserve nothing anyways
Ian Hall
#3, they look like they have the least hope
Mason Gonzalez
>binah will never step on you
bros...
Nicholas Gray
Why is Myo so darn cute?
Brandon Rogers
It hurts.
Jaxon Cooper
is there a way to extract the looks of clerks or employees easily on a alpha png? without puzzling them together (or even with, if need be)
Logan Long
They're right there, manager...
Aaron Price
in high definition like the abnormalities you absolute clerk
Logan Reed
Clerks! I love clerks!
Ethan Lopez
Manager, your prudence...
Jayden Myers
The most correct post
Ryan Ortiz
Gerburafag not binah fag just though said image would look good in a gif. Also not a single Good Gebura image has showed up in the last 10 treads
Noah Carter
Let's see what this doctor is all about Hope I don't have to restart a day and make 12 Apostoles again
Eli Lopez
I'll take pity on you.
t. Binahfag
Justin Morgan
A feast for two.
Execute all of them!
Luis Rodriguez
Someone please draw pic related, except it's Netzach drinking beer or Monster, your choice.
Parker Thompson
I made a huge mistake keeping all Apostoles in the room where whitenight appears
Ethan Jones
FORGOT MY PIC
Luke Fisher
how about a bear?
Kayden Bell
Manager, I running dry. Please refill.
Lucas Foster
Wait a minute Angela, I need to refill my cumbucket in the basement
Ryan Peterson
Sorry Hod already emptied my balls
Julian Morales
Angela thinks it's tea I'm drinking.
Don't tell her about our secret meetings manger.
Luke Ramirez
POSTING (CENSORED)
Jaxon Fisher
Binahfags deserve this really NSFW animation danbooru.donmai.us
Lucas Rodriguez
glorious lewd training
Jaxson Reed
Hands off you troglodyte, only the manager can touch me.
Landon Jenkins
lewd
Ian Walker
Dumb sephirah
I'm gonna fuck her to teach her a lesson
*unzips dick*
Jordan Perez
I just started and was just wondering if theres any downside to grinding as much as possible each day? Ive been going until X every day to boost by goons
James Sanders
It's tedious and not at all efficient until you you have HEs at least. Also, Ordeals will assfuck you later on if you're not ready.
Camden Thompson
>Apostoles have attack that goes across whole room
>needs to be worked on more than Train
>and Qliphoth counter constantly reduces
Maybe I was wrong about not memreping, no matter what weapon or gift he gives it's not worth the trouble
Gavin Peterson
Eh you do you, the first few days the Abnos ranks are pretty low to farm up, even more because you will get an upgrade that makes people get more exp down the line too as well to a massive upgrade with new hires. Also eventually days gonna get long enough or a potential threat on it's way to make you end it as soon as possible.
Jaxson King
That is just another reason to do it early on!
Grayson Torres
Only time you wanna start grinding it out is when you get HE abno's so you can get at least 2 level V nuggets. Purple is the most important stat but Blue is the hardest to train.
Nolan Thomas
In the early days, grinding out all of the information + a set of gear or two from the ZAYINs/TETHs is more than enough training, once you unlock HEs (earliest is Day 7) training will be much faster.
Adrian Ward
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Eli Miller
If you feel lazy
You can always cheese WN
Jace Perry
Unless you got Fruitloops, as soon as you hit III, it's really fast to max it along with Prudence
Jeremiah Taylor
WNs weapon/gear singlehandedly carried me through day 49
to be honest he also was the reason why I only managed to finish it with 1 survivor though
James Garcia
Standing Doggo
Landon Taylor
Cheese him every day till day 50, several times a day? I'd rather not
Joshua Howard
you don't need to deal with the spear apostles, all that matters is dodging the two scythe guardians
Benjamin Sullivan
You'd be wasting your time if you don't have HE or higher. Later on, mid-game, you wouldn't even need to grind anymore since your agents will get heavily upgraded from working on several WAWs/ALEPHs. As the previous user said, there are also ordeals that will punish you for being greedy.
Bentley Cruz
Currently on Day 9, got Laetitia day before. So I assume I should do nothing but farm purple on my dudes using her and not much else?
Jeremiah Rodriguez
No you silly clerk
1.Get the weapon first before mem rep
2.Enjoy the wep
Xavier Perez
and how exactly I can not deal with spear guy when he skates left and right in the room Whitenight breaches?
Josiah Jackson
She can also upgrade Fortitude and Insight, though a bit slower since those aren't her preferred works. Same can be said for another bro abnormality that you might see soon.
Eli Kelly
iirc she is good to farm Fortitude too, she isn't really a threat unless you forget her gimmick, but yeah, "variety" in researching is good, i am watching playing through the game on day 30ish and is struggling because he has never moved his employees from the spot he hired them and always makes them do the exact research with the exact employees
Landon Reyes
Yea she's good for it and there's another child that's actually the best for grinding stats before WAWs. HE's are essentially the "abuse the shit out of this abno for stat grinding".
Carson Mitchell
Laetitia is pretty great for farming, and gift is ok too
Kayden Flores
*Watching a friend
Can't type
Christopher Ramirez
literally just let them walk around the facility and camp the rooms next to WN, if they're in the same room they'll eventually walk out, only the two scythe guards stay in the room and they can just be kited while ranged employees plink away at the dumb fetus in larger departments like the side ones
Carson Rivera
Cute newbie!!!!
Ryan Hernandez
Remember to be nice to her, new Manager!
Logan Lopez
I love the < mouth employees can have and I highly value any and all who do.
Hudson Rogers
The lore for the Shelter is pretty neat
Ryan Foster
The comfiest place on earth
Luis Johnson
Truly, the safest place on Earth.
Brody James
Why would you want that?
Connor Richardson
Tried again to just grind him for weapon. Despite my best effort he breached on second meltdown because I can't increase his counter in time while sending nuggets to other abnos just to push on next meltdown so I can work on him again. I've brought all my employees into his room, disabled guards and let everyone attack the fetues, in about 30 seconds they dealt what looks 0.1% of damage. No thanks
Connor Reyes
Didn't you have all ALEPH gear? What the heck are you doing? Do you have his weaknesses researched?
Parker Young
I must pet this creature
Oliver Davis
>repression bullying
You gonna get prank'd
Luke Brown
Pat pats for this good girl
Ryan James
That wasn't very cute and funny from you user
Jonathan Jackson
Don't equip white damage, and ignore his guards, you'll save time dodging their attacks instead of killing them just to be revived.
Wyatt Bennett
Every ALEPH weapon x2 + Apo sword, would be fucking nice to stop time and see what damage is resistant and what better.
>Open resists
Maybe after I get enough boxes to research his tips and works and resists
Jacob Baker
>instinct work on self
>clone mirrors every move
Not now boner
Aiden Sullivan
Keep trying bro, he took me 10 tries to beat him, and after having him for a while you get his armor and can work him multiple times much more easily.
Colton Johnson
Damn, that’s pretty hot
Jack Cook
I am one day from memrep. I either get weapon and armor from him this day or I go to day 36 without right away
Gabriel Carter
>binahfags actually find this disgusting shit hot
of course
Sebastian Anderson
Well, it's up to you man, I was thinking of backing down, and starting over once I was in final week with him in facility, but it felt worth it to keep pushing. Just use your biggest work success chad in the best pale resist armor and farm hard!
Noah Roberts
I just beat chesed suppression, it was really fun. I love chesed as a character too, he might be my favorite sephirah, though I haven't seen hokmah or binah's meltdown yet. CENSORED was a dick but otherwise fairly easy as long as I remembered to be careful.
Nathaniel Anderson
I’m a Binahfag but this post is fucking nauseating
Jose Nguyen
I have Hokma fight in front of me. No way I'll go through it with whitenight constantly threatening to breach
Adrian Torres
with a mod you can set agents to continually work an abnormality, makes it so that WN isn't a problem with justitia and good temperance
Angel Wright
I’ve been getting progressively more annoyed with Binahfags and I’m a gurofag, you’re just a completely justified individual for thinking that way sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me too
Xavier Rivera
post little red's face guro
Anthony Thompson
what in the fuck is this thing
i told her to put it away after about 10 seconds and she just ripped her eyes out
also what's the deal with the crumbling armor, does it bind an agent to itself? it gave one of my nuggets a gift after doing repression, when i sent her to a different abno, her head exploded
Hudson Robinson
While you have crumbling armors gift you get a fuckton of justice but can no longer do attachment, just replace it with another gift like one sins's
Parker Gutierrez
Cooper Harris
Well to be fair, I only saw the sword edit, i’m not a fan of what’s behind that link
Zachary Myers
what's the lore on the armor?
Brody Taylor
I don’t have much
>tfw no skullfucking art
Ryder Green
Nolan Powell
So is Red mad at the wolf just because he fucked up her face? That's pretty shallow of her...
Leo Evans
You'd be pissed too if your face looked like minced beef
Caleb Scott
You fucked up my face...
Cooper Stewart
>Fucked up her face
>Fucked up her entire body
>Fucked up her family*
>Fucked up her childhood
>Fucked up her mind
>Fucked up her life
* - presumably
Asher Jones
>Hope
O
Chase Smith
>favorite sephirah
Me too! I love how he actually cares about employees even if it's due to guilt
Aiden Sanders
whats she saying
Jaxon Barnes
>No lob in the OP
FUCKING STOP
Wyatt Adams
Colton Allen
>Manager with an Abno
Oh god I want to hug Cirno so much
Austin Clark
It's the STRONGEST ARMOR EVER and nothing can destroy it. If you were to wear it nothing could ever harm you in the battlefield but if you did that the curse of the armor would fall upon you and you'd die anyway for being a fag who needs to use broken items in order to win.
A very literal representation of FACE THE FEAR.
Carter Stewart
It's the fairy tale big bad wolf. He's a menace, stupid hod poster.
Grayson Campbell
I'm literally going to kill Punishment bird just because of your faggot post.
Grayson Ward
I wonder if Red and Wolf were in the black forest? Surely it wasnt just the birds. Abnormalities probably intetact in the outside every now and then when they arent attacking humans
Jonathan Martinez
Even if Punishing Bird falls, birb numbers are many. You will be overwhelmed...
Christopher Carter
Caleb Clark
I already BTFO all birbs.
Birbs are not important dumb bird poster
Jaxson Robinson
Anyone know why Nothing There is associated with Geb so much?
Cameron Russell
Jace James
Literally me
Bentley Lewis
Gebura wields his sword
Jace Williams
I tried this game on early access release and had no idea what I was doing, seemed like a VN with weird management based on try/error, can I have some tips before I try again?
Thomas Powell
What's that sound?
It's the hunt beginning again?
Sebastian Thompson
>nips who will literally kill you for speaking english
Huh?
Aaron Sanders
A very strong Hod!
Brayden Wilson
Can you faggots stop with the doomposting and fandom obsession? It wasn't funny the first time and it isn't funny now. It derails the thread.
John Walker
>derail
SIR YOUR TICKETS
Ethan Edwards
Nice shot manager, that clerk was going to be nothing but trouble
Camden Martinez
Carter Edwards
no more balloons
Eli Davis
Andrew Collins
Carson Perez
I think there's something on that balloon
Jordan Bailey
I'm a fucking gigaclerk and now I'm stuck with Whiten*ght, where can I get this mod
Ethan Adams
Where are the sephirahs on a scale of "did nothing wrong" to Binah
Dominic Jenkins
Hunter Allen
Tiphereths > Hokma > Malkuth > Yesod > Netzach > Hod > Chesed > Gebura > Binah
Christian Bailey
A Hod air balloon
Camden Sullivan
The thread will probably disappear after the direct, how long should we wait for a new one?
Alexander Nelson
I say at least 4 hours
Jayden Brooks
Dark times are coming
Caleb Powell
More like PUNISHED BIRD
Nolan King
>bing bing wahoo sounds signal the Midnight Ordeal of Nintendo
>"He's fucking in!"
Tyler Jackson
A friend wants to cheese the Red Mist with the shelter, can it even be done without Blue Star/WN?
Jaxson Walker
>Implying I wont BTFO faggity bird again
Oh you just wait cunt. I'll make a rotisserie chicken out of you.
Henry Morales
If you're not a scrub all you need the shelter for is dodging her 4th phase autist rage move
Jeremiah Moore
>grind past the daily quota
>grind using HE and above tier abnormalities only
>DO YOUR MISSIONS AND SUPPRESSIONS
>restart as much as you want, gear and missions completed carries over
>sometimes your employees will die, deal with it
John Butler
We don't wait, we go immediately into the new one.
Ryder Martinez
Wait 10 hours, the board is slower then.
Connor Turner
James Smith
How much would Red's SP levels drop if you took away her weapons and locked her in the room with the cartoony version of Wolf?
Joseph King
Red Mist is too easy for any need to cheese, if you know her attack patterns
Justin White
It will take for fucking ever
Jonathan Reed
Look who breached.
Asher Ross
Brokma(needs no explanation)>Geb(technically did her job even if it killed her)>Nutsack(only wanted to help carmen but A was a prick)>Toblerone A(just a child that literally did nothing wrong)>Toblerone B(DUDE afterlife lmao lemme volunteer for this super dangerous experimen like a complete dumb fuck!)>Yesod(literally killed himself in an autistic fit)>Malkuth(bitch calm down you're not the next Marie Curie. Also probably opens her Christmas presents early)>Cheese(giant pussy)>Hod(for being Hod)>Grandma brouzouf(needs no explanation)
Parker Long
Yesod didn't deserve what happened to him though, the experiments drove him mad
Dominic Sanders
Yeah guess putting him just above Toblerone B would be more fair
Julian Howard
I can't believe someone hates the birbs
Luke Butler
Starting the final line, day 46, so i assume I shouldn't be too attached to my nuggets huh
Robert Cox
Hope you like the 2nd warning theme.
Christian Mitchell
Face the fear, build the future
believe in your nugget meal deal
Bentley Bailey
Pussy poster here, I'm about to begin playing again.
Face my fear AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Xavier Davis
Did you complete all suppressions?
Noah Green
Yes
Gavin Martin
Good luck and god speed
Hunter Mitchell
I wonder how the nuggets get along, would make for some extremely dangerous situations to have multiple giga-chads start fighting one another
Lincoln Green
>Tfw you will never be cornered by a gigachad and be lewdly bullied
Why live
Tyler Hill
not when they know that Manager can execute them at any moment
Gabriel Walker
Based on the flavor text the gigachads are all jaded fucks
I bet they bully new recruits by sending them to be pranked by Laetitia or telling them to suppress Punishing Bird
Aiden Garcia
I LOVE BORB
Aiden Green
TONIGHT WE HUNT
Hudson Russell
weapon is trash
Noah Fisher
What did Hod do?
Daniel Barnes
I'm doing it out of spite and hatred for birds.
And look, faggot bird had to go back to containment. He couldn't handle my girth
Wyatt Robinson
...
Michael Scott
ruined fucking everything, told Binah where we are and what we're doing. Probably was responsible for Carmen suicide as well
Samuel Baker
>long range white damage WAW weapon
>trash
Nani?
Ian Adams
She betrayed Lobo Corp and lead to the Head finding out about them, leading to Binah being sent there.
Julian Nguyen
How would you feel if a gigachad forced you to drink from Adoration
Ayden Cook
How was she related to the Carmen suicide?
Juan Roberts
>that gigachad that forced a clerk to suck him off in the bathroom
Lucas Cox
Carter Watson
Hod is alright.
William King
Pink Porcelain Horse crossbows are good enough , with Pinks and Blue star having any more power white long range weapon is redundant, unless you have 50 nuggets and all your ALEPHs and WAWs are taken
Hudson Sanchez
Of course ALEPHs are better but WAWs are still decent, it's not like a facility should have 2 employees per department
Andrew Thompson
unless it doesn't fit timeline of events why else Carmen would off herself beside being betrayed and having her lives work ruined
Ethan Bell
Carmen offed herself since she couldn't live with the trauma after surviving cogito injection
Jaxson Brown
Gebura core suppression day?
Also known as power farm this chad day
Levi Richardson
I thought Carmen killed herself after the experiment with Tiphereth
Lucas Flores
My prudence must be too low to fully understand the cryptic story in this game. It's pretty kino and enjoyable at least. Thinking of what could have been, with abno intro cutscenes, unique interactions for all 4 work types and all... proper translation. Makes me sad.
Brandon Morgan
it's all straightforwards except for binah's dialogue
Owen Nelson
I feel like the trauma from cogito is more likely due to bloodbath implying that Carmen’s mental state slowly deteriorated over a while, eventually leading to her suicide.
William White
Carmen killed herself after Malkuth,
maybe Yesod (Don't think it's made clear exactly when, but it's not clearly later like Net, Geb, Ches) and Tiphereth (M) died and Tiphereth (F) said she wished Carmen had died instead. Where did you get that she injected cogito?
Isaiah Morris
>Where did you get that she injected cogito?
It was stated somewhere that she was the only person that survived cogito injection, so I guess it's implied.
Xavier Anderson
>it's straightforward
>4 anons give different explanation for single event
Joshua Cook
I thought they made cogito from Carmen's brain juice
Adrian Williams
To be fair, I don't remember what happened very well, I could just be misremembering
Dominic Phillips
>Lobotomi High DATE SIMULATOR gets released, with every abno (and sephirah) dateable with good, neutral, and bad ends for each
Landon Green
How did A make Angela out of Carmen if Carmen brain is locked in that giant green vat
Landon Long
Sounds like I missed a line, but are you sure you're not confusing her being the source of the cogito? It does make all the people they got killed with the injections seem more justified if they were trying to replicate something.
John Garcia
I suppose there's where the rest of her body went, which explains Angela's selfish, lustful and disgusting base nature
Tyler James
dating sim but it's limited to the really weird and nearly unfuckable ones like dimensional refraction or the train from express train to hell
Isaiah Collins
But Angela has some semblance of Carmen memories. As we're shown she makes same exact remark to Chesed as Carmen did when we hired him
John Russell
Angela is just an AI, a copy of the real thing
Benjamin Barnes
Carmen will be reanimated in LoR and destroy Angela
Grayson Miller
Dead
Liam Long
All these spoilers make me scared to read the thread. I only just unlocked the lower departments. Also, how the fuck is Binah's first mission allowed, I have to wait like 3 days and hope to get the right abnos
Austin Gomez
Same here
I don't even know who Carmen is
Levi Diaz
1.take HE weapons/armor you don't use
2. buy nuggets and give it to them
3. kill them
4. buyback lost equipment
Elijah Harris
she's not just an AI, A had aversion after creating her because he was trying to revive Carmen this way but understood his mistake
Justin Lewis
She is an AI though, they all are. The real Carmen is in the tank.
Jaxon King
I'm pretty sure Binah tincan has a brain inside of it
Nathan Hall
If there is flesh, there is a way.
Lucas Morgan
doesn't tiphereth also spill out all kinds of fleshy bits when crushed?
Ryan Edwards
No, the sephirahs are all organic intelligences, they're brains and nervous systems in a box, they're probably closer to human than most fictional cyborgs who have some brain parts cyberised
Henry Sanders
I'm playing for no death, but if this is too frustrating I'll do it
Joseph Morris
The point of the scene where Tiphereth M starts stuttering about not being machines and gets crushed is to show you that they’re boxes full of organic matter, particularly the nervous remains of the people A knew and turned into Sephirah. The process is fully demonstrated in a CG where Garion’s brain is taken out and placed in the metal box.
Carson Myers
Final 5 days is impossible without someone dying
Robert James
As well as attitude A has toward Binah and her position in Extraction team is punishment we created for her destroying our everything. Why would we try to create a hell for AI if it's not actual woman who did it
Alexander Perez
Judging by LoR Netzach, now she should have her prime body back
Nathaniel Gray
I can't wait for them to come out when your agents go on vacation on day 60
Matthew Richardson
Delicious.
Easton Jenkins
Let's try again! What if they are cloned in their humanoid form, just all tucked up with their knees pulled up under their shirt-like inside the boxes, and the robot exterior is just another one of angela's tricks so that the manager doesn't try to sex them?
Even further supports this. Here Angela doesn't have to worry so much anymore.
Thomas Butler
Speaking of LOR, Hod looks like her younger self in it.
Owen Morris
I only saw several seconds of Netzach in trailer, where you saw Hod?
James Sullivan
Why do I feel this irresistible urge to headpat my robotic secretary?
Jaxon Edwards
I've heard people say they've done day 49 no death but I don't actually know what it involves besides a "gauntlet" so we'll see.
Jonathan Murphy
She throws autistic fit at the last day and backstabs you. She also secretly hates you all this time
Leo Moore
She's one of the nuggets fighting in the Alpha video. She's facing the left.
Logan Clark
Hod is in the battle video, where she gets justitia and slaughters everyone
Jose Morgan
That was obvious from like day 20, user
Matthew Foster
Why any Sephira beside Gebura and Binah would go into hand-to-hand combat. Also fitting for a flithy traitor to follow another filthy traitor
Eli Clark
Would you play an LC dating sim?
Tyler Jones
Newfag from before, unlocked Magic bullet man which combined with Laetitia and Moon Piano person is letting me grind up all my stats well.
How do you use his request bullet correctly? Is it a one shot kill?
Cooper Jenkins
It's okay, I love her anyway.
Tyler Reyes
Massive black damage travelling in a line from left to right across the facility
Daniel Rivera
You mean the day when B gives you lie detector and you can confirm she wants to harm us? Imagine if A was not an idiot and worked with information presented to him
Brody Adams
Click request and see what happens
Easton Hughes
What the fuck I thought Binah liked Hod
Logan Butler
Eh, why not? Sure.
Jaxson Richardson
Binah never interacted with Hod
Ryder Morgan
All we know about their relationship is that in a flashback Binah thinks that Hod is a brat.
Sebastian Collins
The entire reason Lobotomy Corp is happening is due to A's idiocy
Jeremiah Campbell
A did nothing wrong
Caleb Kelly
A did nothing* and Carmen is even bigger failure than he is
Michael Lopez
Binah dislikes everybody except maybe for A, since she states that he's the reason why she ultimately decides to stay after her meltdown.
And that whole "you and I are the same" post meltdown speech.
Tyler Butler
Got any tips or tricks for fighting Apocalypse bird? Just got Longboy and I'm ready to die
Sebastian Morris
idk why but all the eyes pointing in the same direction doesn't sit well with me. also its odd that they all have pupils as opposed to something more optimized
also, idk what this is
Leo Collins
what does Binah says in that image?
Dominic Allen
It's just a big birb
Evan Sullivan
Bird, it's just looking for new friends
Wyatt Russell
someone's pet bird acting up, he needs to be punished
Hudson Price
Is it weird that I'm starting to like Binah?
Isaac Bailey
Kill the fuck out of long arm and every bird is immune to their associated damage
Ian Lewis
That can't be Binah, she's too happy
Grayson Moore
All according to plan.
Nathan Ward
yes
Jace Martin
Binah gets more likable after you suppress her
Jason Lopez
Maybe it's another meltdown?
Nolan Hall
What's her endgame?
Lincoln Morgan
make sure you have a bunch of aleph gear, take out long arm first so you can pause, and keep an eye on the bird itself in case it hypnotizes employees to attack it directly
Anthony Wood
To see A succeed in his plan
Wyatt Morales
Gather an army of fanatics so that she can rip and tear in peace again.
Luke Evans
>And that whole "you and I are the same" post meltdown speech.
That's pretty generous of her, considering the fact that she sees herself above everyone else to the point that she compares people to bugs.
Binah is just a less talkative and much more murderous Dio
Samuel Gomez
>ALL extraction team clerks get binah coats
>you don't
PROBLEM, BINAHFAGS?
Oliver Lee
>actually caring about what clerks wear and not just breaching bluestar in the beginning of the day to wipe em all
Dominic Diaz
>ALL extraction team clerks get binah coats
Correction, they get coats that look like Binah's.
I only care about the coat she wears.
Sebastian Edwards
She's the shittiest person and one of the main reason why the Sephirah's are so distraught.
Colton Ross
WHAT IS THIS GAY ASS UNDERTALE GAME YOU WEEBS ARE PLAYING NOW?
Asher Reyes
(you)
Liam Martin
go back
Michael Murphy
Yes she destroyed our Lab before but how many years of repentance in Extraction team she has to work to atone for her sins?
Julian Lee
She was just doing her job in a radioactive shithole filled with abno hell user.
Benjamin Hughes
Alec was late. Every single time, why did he have to work in Command yet always need to come down to Central's basement for this shit? He entered the hallway to see the problem.
14 other agents were in the hall, armed with all manner of batons, firearms, crossbows, launchers, swords, and spears. He grabbed hammer and fell in with the Gonzolez, who was already waiting near the bulkhead door. Every other agent's weapon was pointed at it, except for Mika, who was freaking out as usual.
She was shaking the jitters out of her hands. "Jesus, why is it always me?"
"Because you're the nicest person in this fucking place?" Ichibahd's offer was met with a glare.
"But I don't want to be the nice one! The nice ones get jobs like these! What am I even doing?"
Cujo spoke up with a smile. "You've done this before. Just go in there and tell her she's pretty or whatever."
"We're both girls!"
"And?"
Summer spoke up. "Tell her Cujo think she's cute, then." She was met with a glare and a middle finger from a much less jovial Cujo.
"AhhHH! Both of you shut up for a second!"
"Mika," Alec looked at her from the door, "You're not here because you're nice. You're here because you can do it." He smiled. "We all know it. You need to know it, too."
Mika took a few steps toward the door. "I know, but I just hate this part." The door hissed open to let her through.
Five minutes passed, every weapon pointed at the door. Cujo coughed three times. Every weapon reflexively pointed at him by the second. Before everyone's nerves settled there was another hiss from the door. The silence was deafening until Miku appeared, propelled by the force of a floating heart and the sound of a wet kiss.
"See you around!" Mika yelled at the door as it closed.
Gonzalez helped her up. "Nice job everyone. Same place in, what, 30 minutes?"
"Can't we just take three clerks to the cherry blossom?" Cujo's suggestion was met with a slap from Summer as she pointed down the hall, to the Monk's room.
Ayden Brown
Please put writefaggotry into pasterbin because Qliphoth counter of Jannies reduces with high probability when they see one. You don't want them to breach
Charles Perez
>Hello yes mr. Beta69? You may have my coat, please allow myself to remove it for you to wear.
Robert Russell
So what the fuck is each A's problem?
Isaiah Cox
This is best art of Binah, some may disagree but they are wrong
Caleb Smith
>Implying mr. Beta69 is gonna reach Binah before my exec bullets reach him
Nolan Rodriguez
Not overcoming specific parts of their lives that are answered when you suppress core of top/middle/lower Sephiras and then fully understand abnos
Wyatt Torres
>Jannies
>Breaching
Like they could even fit through the door
Leo Harris
He's in the Binah room, the cameras (and therefore bullets) cannot reach there user.
Ryan Collins
good stuff user
Alexander Rogers
>Implying I won't get out of the manager's office and go there myself
>Implying Brokma doesn't have me covered
Christian Evans
Kayden Clark
They breach El Abominacion style. You have to spin roulette to decide which thread to sacrifice into their gaping mouth
Bentley Evans
>gigachads think you're an abnormality from hauling your fat lardass across hallways
>kill you on sight with damage not even hokma can revert
Jordan Cox
>gigachads think you're an abnormality from hauling your fat lardass across hallways
Now you're just pulling at straws user.
Adam Gonzalez
Soulful
Dylan Sanders
Have you seen how they see their Sephiras? Manager is probably treated like Big Boss
Wyatt Thomas
>mfw you faggots have managed to weather the Direct storm
Impressive
Nicholas Thompson
No, please tell me.
I'd be surprised if anyone other than Chesed is met with respect
Zachary Moore
Post punished A
William Cox
You have to say the trigger word first
It stars with C
Gabriel Perez
Carmen.
Ayden Ross
>LC dating sim
William Sullivan
Daily reminder that the Head was absolutely justified in doing what they did.
Nathan Wilson
>Alternative
What are the primary ones?
John Morales
A did everything wrong, that's the whole point of the game
Lincoln Adams
Only Hod is not respected, disrespecting middle or lower Sephira is very unlikely
Isaiah Ramirez
>punished A executes clerks and nuggets infected with Melting Love Parasite in quarantined department
Cooper Clark
bump
Liam Sullivan
Brody Watson
Liam Sullivan
>Malkuth
makes her employees disliked due to how bossy they are
>Yesod
has them look at CENSORED tier shit all day just to get info out of it
>Netzach
spends the whole day drunk and/or high, could give less of a shit about alive employees
>Hod
forces them to do the "WE ARE WE ARE WALMART" chant whenever they're on their free time
>Tiphereth
B seems nice enough but A is enough of a brat to make up for it
>Gebura
forces you to fight to the death or she'll kill you herself
>Hokma
basically makes them deal with dead bodies all day
>Binah
mindbreaks them for fun
Ayden Campbell
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Elijah Morales
VULKAN NO
Brandon Ramirez
BOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Tyler Bailey
>spends the whole day drunk and/or high, could give less of a shit about alive employees
Netzach actually cares. That's the whole point of his department.
Nicholas Butler
congrats, we survived the nintendo direct tide
Juan Gutierrez
Netzach only cares that they're alive. What do his employees think of him other than a drunkard anyway?
Brandon Young
Oh fuck yes
Brody Price
Yesod’s team doesn’t actually collect info iirc
Jayden Brown
Do you have ANY idea how much concentration you need to play this game?
Holy fuck it might as well be an actual job
William Robinson
I know where you got this user
Jaxon Campbell
Are Primearchs considered Aleph or something greater?
Jaxon Rivera
4th trumpet at the minimum
Ethan Wood
Primearchs are considered fucking stupid and gay
Lucas Cooper
this thread is occupying too much space, Yea Forums would be better with 1 more smash thread
Nicholas Morris
He's depressed because he can't handle the fact that he's responsible for so many deaths and no matter what he does there will always be casualties because MUH P-E BOXES MANAGER, ABNOS PRODUCE MORE IF THEY KILL PEOPLE FUCK YOU KHESED. T.Angela
Evan Richardson
They do but mostly they censor information.
Camden Wilson
Congrats for making it through the current Smashpocalypse.
Elijah Bailey
Wow really? A single primearch has enough power to destroy a whole facility?
This is some heresy right here, nigger.
Jose Richardson
>ABNOS PRODUCE MORE IF THEY KILL PEOPLE
aside from a few TETHs (which barely produce more energy anyway) do any abnos actually do this?
Zachary King
>Sans in smash
What the fuck I was just joking
Well see you boys after I get bored with meme fuck in about a week
Thomas Thompson
>Manager you should kill employees so we can get 1% more energy
>what do you mean competent employees are expensive and its a stupidly wasteful plan
>WHY WONT YOU FUCK ME ALREADY MANAGER
Brayden Martin
>Questioning Angela
I see you didn't learn the first time, Chesed.
Samuel Gomez
So what category of ordeal would Smash autism be?
Brayden Rivera
>A single primearch has enough power to destroy a whole facility?
A single primearch once turned an entire ghetto planet into the very example of well behaved society purely by himself.
David Murphy
its a bit sad desu I can't believe there are actual adults so invested in it
Zachary Turner
primarchs can literally destroy worlds
More like 8th trumpet, or alternatively all will bow to them.
Unless it's magnus, then just noggie him untill his spine breaks again.
Jackson Rodriguez
>Using level 5 employees
Manager, if you can't hire a bunch of low level agents to sacrifice themselves for the good of Lobotomy then you are more incompetent than I thought.
Midnight, obviously.
Liam Powell
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
Nicholas Flores
>that scene where Hokma and Binah have old people sex and die from heart attacks
wtf
Jace Martinez
Delet this
Jaxon Baker
Binah belongs to the manager.
Ideally the other way around
On another note, I never understood why people ship Hokma and Binah
Nicholas Morris
Colton Torres
>virtual binah sodomization and humiliation
I hope none of you are degenerate enough to do that
Thomas Sullivan
I like to think it’s because Hokma is the only motherfucker bad enough to be any sort of smug to Binah. But it’s probably only because they’re on the same floor and they’re both the older type
Luke Allen
>they’re on the same floor and they’re both the older type
Checks out.
People will ship characters even if they just glance at each-other
Gabriel Brown
Black Midnight Ordeal or something
Instead of just a few (or one) strong enemies like the White Ordeals, it's 150 low HP enemies that spawn all in one random main room, all immune to special attacks (e.g. Mimicry's growth slash, Paradise Lost's room wipe, etc.)
Ayden Ross
Think of it this way. Take your biggest, baddest, gigaest chaddest agent. You know, that one that can solo WAWs.
A Space Marine could solo most ALEPHs, and without using E.G.O. shit that bends reality.
Now take that space marine, and make him twice as tough, better armed and armored, and with a few more thousand years of experience. That's a Custodes.
Now take something that can solo three Custodes at once, without serious trouble. That's Lorgar, one of the weakest Primarchs. Also he has psychic power, but we're talking just strength, speed, and toughness. Lorgar didn't even use his psychic powers that could kill most Custodes instantly.
Now understand that Lorgar loses canonically to every other Primarch, to the point that even the stealth specialists laugh at him to his face.
If you had to put a number to this, then a weak Primarch would be about 100 WAWs, working together as one Abnormality.
That's a conservative number.
Hunter Wood
Im amazed we have a live thread in middle of nintendrama explosion.
Aaron Gutierrez
Haha yeah I totally wouldn’t take that offer in a heartbeat. Only a degenerate would haha
Carson Johnson
We’re like cockroaches, we’ll survive anything
Landon Brown
Swap sodomization for stepping and you've got yourself a deal.
Gabriel Edwards
For the same reason some ship Chesed and Gebura I guess, they are opposing Sephirah meaning their personalities are pretty different but would complement each other
Jaxson Fisher
I’ll take all of the above
Colton Carter
>binahfags
Ian Martinez
Meanwhile Chesed gives free coffee refils and unlimited break time to the Welfare Department.
Logan Stewart
How would a theoritical sexual sensual VRChat experience with Binah go haha
Mason Cruz
Fucking barely. I threw in a halfhearted "bump" while we were on page 10 after 115 (at least when I counted) Smash threads bombarded the catalog (and that's of course ignoring the non-smash direct threads like the DP2 ones, not to insult DP2 or anything though).
Blake Watson
You don't have any adequate quips this time old man?
Aiden Morris
>being a Binahfag
Wyatt Flores
Silence nugger.
Isaiah Reed
Imagine being a sephirahcuck when you could be an abnormalityCHAD
Austin Rodriguez
I think its just a real edgy way to say that abnos need to interact directly with people to produce enkephalin in the first place but Chesed doesnt have the clearance to know that. Remember only Hokma and Binah fully know whats really going on.
Owen Gomez
>Being an abnormality fucker when you could BREED RABBITS
Brody Harris
>imagine fucking anything other than your perfect secretary
baka
Noah Howard
I want to fuck my employees tbqhwyf
Jordan Ortiz
Fuck off Angela, I don’t need you when I have La Abuela
Oliver Reyes
I don't see no Carmen, where is she?!
Aaron Phillips
>Angela walks into the office
>Manager nowhere in sight
>Instead there is a small video tape on the desk
>"For Angela" is written on the centre
>Concerned, Angela puts the tape into the VCR
>pic related is the first frame of the video
Ian Hughes
I remember requesting this a few months back in a drawthread.
Based drawfag delivered.
Hudson Thomas
I want a doujin where the Manager uses Pause to rape his employees
Connor Morales
Imagine going balls deep inside Binahand making Angela watch.
Bentley Johnson
Imagine making binah feel fear for the first time in her life
Ryan Gutierrez
My Muatra is so big, I see fear in women's eyes.
Luis Sanders
A basically was Carmens secretary, not the other way around
Isaiah King
Imagine making Binah an amazing breakfast only to see her apathetically and blankly eat it before walking away without saying a word or even giving a glance to you
Mason Johnson
robots cant eat user
Parker King
>Those tired eyes
>That tall and slim frame
>Pale skin
>Short hair
>The immense bloodlust hiding behind a facade of stoicism
>The beauty mark
I have an immense desire to mating press Binah and become her toy.
Adrian Jackson
>implying Binah even has a mouth
Colton Williams
The characters in this game which I dont play are cute. Shame theres no tanned/brown girls.
Austin Price
How would she drink her tea?
Daniel Roberts
They can at least drink, I wish I had that Chesed gif saved
Evan Roberts
King of Greed.
Matthew Reed
Did nude mod user ever get to Binah?
Grayson Williams
There is but she's trapped in a fish so you can't really see it
Matthew Sullivan
They ran into the problem of “Binah’s hunched over character model doesn’t look great naked”
Jeremiah Young
>not having her nude but keeping the coat on
Weak
Lucas Kelly
That’s the plan actually, but nude-mod user reported that even that doesn’t look too great
Alexander Lopez
I'll see if i have time these days, i've been trying to progress on work and the game at the same time so i didn't got to work on Binah yet, and no worries i will get to make her work and yes i was planning to keep her coat on
Jonathan Thompson
Bless this user.
Gavin Williams
Thanks based nude-mod user
And no rush or anything, work comes first after all
Grayson Taylor
>hateship
>yuri
Angel Wilson
Imagine making Binah feel happy for the first time in her life.
Levi Moore
>Manager takes Binah out for a slaughterfest.
And then they kiss.
Julian Martinez
>tfw no images of Binah forcing a kiss on the manager
Connor Mitchell
Sounds like some anons need to hit up the drawthread
Levi Gutierrez
yeh. I just think its kind of a bad design
Parker Cox
Yeh they really should have optimised those eyes
Nolan Bell
>big bird lost all of his feathers
>his sprite is fluffy
Mason Edwards
>Binah finally drops the coldness towards you
>she has this personality
youtube.com
Colton Jackson
Here's your Carmen, bro
Caleb Wilson
I need pictures, pictures of cute employees!
Charles Howard
He got rid of his wings to make a wick, not ALL of his feathers.
The same way Judgement bird gave his eyes to Big bird yet he still has 1.
Jayden Bell
Who?
The creator of 9gag?
Sebastian Harris
I can’t believe Binah has the best BGM.
what a cunt
Charles Adams
Idk man, Hokma's boss theme is a banger
Isaac Parker
I really dig Chesed's to be honest, it pumped me pretty nicely to go through his gimmick
Joshua Ross
SANS IS IN FUCKING SMASH
GET FUXKED LOLOLO
Austin Harris
Best theme by the way
Carson Diaz
>476762263
Yes Manager, this panicked clerk right here
Jack Brown
keep
Christian Miller
zayin
Isaiah Gonzalez
Don't, just don't
James Perez
What’s going on in this picture?
Jaxon Gutierrez
out of all the threads to accidentally post in
Jose Long
My personal favorite is Geburas, vgm kino youtu.be
Aaron Richardson
I cheesed it killing a nugget to get nothing there out.
Nolan Smith
>the screaming in the background
10/10 would suppress to again
Owen Nguyen
So we posting our favourite themes? youtube.com
Nicholas Carter
This one is really pretty.
Leo Williams
Why doesn't killing Punishing Bird count as a suppression? I beat the shit out of him
Luis Clark
he just thought you weren't worth it and went back on his own
Levi Peterson
youtu.be
Best girl's best song
Landon Nguyen
sauce?
Logan James
Deep down the well
Ryan Baker
God I still fucking remember the day when my prompt got picked up. Where the fuck is more of my smut with plot???
Sebastian Martin
Oh shit, Yesod is a manlet. The way the sprites are presented I thought he was tall.
Lucas Sullivan
Finally did Tiphe suppression, was glad I could DPS green midnight. Now I need to fuck up 3 aleph for Geb
Luke Hughes
That's some pretty slow pace with the missions there, here's a small tip
You'll be forced into a bad end if you reach day 45 without having completed every meltdown. This is impossible to do at your current pace, you should complete a few missions or suppressions then memrep to day 36
Lucas Barnes
I think it's more that chesed and gebura are giants
Josiah Martin
Gabriel Scott
Protip, even though it's a Zayin, when it breaches Army in Black becomes an Aleph, and it's fairly easy to deal with, that can help you with one of the 3, also Apo bird counts as 3 Alephs
Connor Davis
Trigger Apocalypse bird, it counts as 3 alephs AND everyone alive gets sick gear
Leo Hall
Why can't boys be cute irl?
Caleb Ortiz
The other A talks to you about fading away as the light rises. I’m pretty sure the manager is dead.
Ryan Torres
How do I get good at this game without reading the manual
Jace Baker
Hey retard, you can't suppress Tiphereth until day 39
Lucas Evans
dontchu patronize me boi
ill pee my pants
Brody Hernandez
Playing it for weeks or even months and understanding the 29837420374608712364872630746 mechanics the game has.
Isaac Cooper
I'll lick you clean ;)
Angel Allen
Playing the tutorial
Dylan Rogers
Hey retard, You can do it on day 36
Carter Turner
thanks, but not into feet
Adrian Thompson
I don't understand
Alexander Morris
I've reseted back to day 1 multiple times, so I got a bunch of WAW/Aleph gear. First time is dealing with SO and Alraune, and another time I keep forgetting to grab my train ticket when dealing with higher ordeals or tanky abs.
The only birb I need is Long Bird but he ain't showing up
Jaxon Scott
BLUESTAR TAKE ME AWAY FROM THESE BINAHFAGS
Elijah Lee
They can, they just need to put a bit of effort in
Ryan Cox
deaaam boi hahah
that'd be p funny
Parker Cox
oh shit that's my name and I don't trust u now
Angel Foster
I know a guy who's as cute as Yesod but he has black hair and doesn't have schizophrenia
Christian Watson
There are a lot of tools that are basically “if an employee puts it away too quickly he dies”
Anthony Parker
What happens when threads die?
Aiden Barnes
they go to the great big archives in the sky ;_;
Benjamin Edwards
>Immaculate, perfect armor that would protect you from any harm
>Except it thinks your a fag for wearing it and makes you die through some method that doesn't involve testing the armor
>If you can put it on, but refuse, it recognises you as based and offers you its protection 24/7
Jonathan Mitchell
The end is coming