John Madden

>standards of living
Yes, that's why every year thousands of people go bankrupt for medical bills and majority of US citizens live on debt and credit scores.
>massive political and cultural sway
Yes, surely that's why their policies don't change regardless of who's in charge of the US.
>strongest military in the world
Lol. Can't even do anything about a bunch of goatfuckers.
>best universities
Is that why every university competition in science is won either by russkies or asians?
Jesus Christ, polacks are literal NPCs of europe.

mama mia
papa pia
baby got the diarrRRRRRHHEEEAAA

aeiou

ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

the fuck do you think cheese comes from? has to be real.

post the screencap of the user thinking aeiou was from rooster teeth

aeiou

FOOTBALL

user the moon is a jewish lie invented to keep you from finding where the cheese comes from

youtube.com/watch?v=3K0xgxFFmgM
kino

Mama mia

diabolical

here comes another chinese earthquake erbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

BRBBRBBRBRBBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRR

Name a more kino song

youtube.com/watch?v=nzKWbpSNkmk

THE EARTH IS FLAT

Nice photoshop. Can I get a real picture of the earth now?

WHO THE JOHN IS FUCK MADDEN ANYWAY
HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A FOOTBALL

I'm gonna eat a pizza

*BING BING BLIP BOOP BLIP*

baby got the diiiiaaaarrrhheeeeaaaaa

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