If Yea Forums had a superpower which one would it be and why?

because dogs are not very smart. they get excited over a tennis ball

Psykinetic or total biological control.

pedo alert

Shrinking

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The power to get a gf

time manipulation

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they're far smarter than cats

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Bottomless stamina, super strength, or infinite durability/youth.
If I had to pick one, probably super strength to an infinite degree depending on the demand for the situation.
If I had to pick two, bottomless stamina and infinite durability. In real life I'm naturally stronger than most people but my stamina is actual shit, so with bottomless stamina I could outlast anyone in a fight and I would be impervious to firearms.
If three, all three.

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To know everything, rest easy on that sumptuous bed of knowledge, and wake up next day to find that more needs be done.

JK, gimme light manipulation

Shut the fuck up Thanos

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Big whoop. They are still dumb as fuck.

power= kill all muslims

why?= i hate muslims

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Time travel (with save states) + eternal youth.

Imagine how fun that would be, just fucking around with history and watching how much you can distort everything.

>expect a shitting and pissing contest on both sides
>they're both dumb as fuck
you're an alright guy.

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Because they think that person is a dog with human body and they want to be like that too. If they kiss Dog God they will transform

Power to give all my Yea Forums bros a gf

stop the time

because, now i can have sex with every one i like

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flight
become the best drug mule ever and make a fortune

Easy, either teleportation or time travel. And when I say time travel, I mean my consciousness, not my physical body. I don't want to travel to the stone age or distant future, all I really want is an undo button.

Teleportation
Very useful for everyday life stuff. And can use it discreetly if you don't make a big show of it.

guess her power

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>get shot down by some drunk redneck hunters

I'll take the cosmic horror loli please

shape-shifting

its like invisibility but better

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What happens when you give one of the gay Yea Forums bros a gf?

They get a Guardian Force instead.

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Home wrecker?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ugliness

These, really. Time travel in particular because I've made some really dumb decisions when I was younger.

Stopping time

It could be used for a lot of things. Gambling, theft, cheating, murder, rape

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Can cameras still record you if you stop time? Asking for a friend

The ability to reliably achieve 1/10 chances. Like this SIX

Only if you resume time in another spot. If you're alone it could pass off as a camera glitch.

>rape

just make sure you do it for JUSTICE

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HOLY SHIT. THE DREAM IS REAL.

Super speed. The kind where I can move so fast that everyone else is practically standing still. Would be easy to make use of for profit and would be just as good as teleportation in a lot of areas. This is assuming I'd be able to deal with the technical stuff like having the reflexes to react to things without just accelerating into a wall, clothes not burning off due to friction, etc.

I'd imagine it'd be a big blur on the camera of everywhere you were for that microsecond. Assuming time is just slowed down almost completely so light still hits you

no

Witnessed

Invisibility so I can sneak up little girl rooms.

Time manipulation is useless if you die

watch "The Boys" and you will see

Yeah, but probably hurts more, with all the bones dislodging and replacing themselves.

why not just make little girls love you? Or mind control? Seems like a really retarded wish if you're a pedo.

Don't really have time to watch a whole series right now. Can you give me a quick rundown?

youtube.com/watch?v=kI74doZfuec

its a nigger power

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>save states
This is something I frequently fantasize about. Imagine getting infinite chances to do anything, you would be a master at gambling, combat, conversations, the list goes on. Plus you get to act on primal/intrusive urges instead of repressing them since you can just hit the reset button before dealing with the consequences, like beating the shit out of someone you don't like or raping that hot girl you see walking down the street.

Time travel so we would have the power to GO BACK

Obsessed dogfag

>waifus
>post Zero
I assume you haven't played Drakengard 3

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Immortality and the power of flight that is much much faster than the speed of light. This is not to the point of omnipotence because we know how that went with Mr. Manhattan. I want to know the secrets of the universe and witness it to as how a feeble minded human would be able to. I want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I don't see any cats with jobs

I was thinking more along the lines of this kind of super speed

youtube.com/watch?v=T9GFyZ5LREQ

please explain

Intangibility

Effectively invisibility and invincibility rolled into one, with the bonus of passing through objects.

Speedster, no other real choice

The ability to heal every person I desire and thus extend their life.

>I want to know the secrets of the universe and witness it to as how a feeble minded human would be able to.
You wouldn't be able to handle it, you'd go insane

gay

It would eventually be hell for you once you become good at absolutely everything and no longer have anything to strive for

Healing a person would also reverse aging.

Only problem with save states is that you run the risk of potentially save stating at the wrong moment and trapping yourself in an inescapable situation. There was some show where this exact thing happened. Dude save stated at the moment he lost his footing or was falling off a building or something, but at the time he did it it was too late to react or save himself. So he just kept looping himself over and over trying to think of a way out of it before eventually just accepting death.

shattering every mirror she comes across by simply looking at it

murder?

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Immunity to fatigue. Pretty sure that also covers never going to sleep. I don't want some super op power. But if I had to pick one. it would would super intelligence

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The ability to make my own mini-dimension outside of reality.

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>The ability to slow down or stop time while still being able to act freely,
The things I could do.

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>implying the ability to grant people health and life wouldn't make me a God on earth

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honestly something that can help me get a job
Superman power so i can get home quicker to play vidyia

Ability to change sizes of body parts at will. Guess my fucking fetish, it shouldn't be hard.

Nice, user. I'm assuming you'd be generous and make them for other anons who would request them?

>it would would super intelligence
you seem to need it

You'd be assassinated by drug lords and mega pharma

making whoever I have sex with grow taller and grow larger tits after I cum inside them

This seems like one of those powers where the more people who knew about it the more shitty things would get for you. Like you might be able to get religious nuts to worship you as a God, but then it seems like you'd be likely to get kidnapped by some organization or the government and forced to be a heal slave for them.

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Underrated and overly based

i just want the power to cure people of their misery

In the version in my head you can retroactively adjust the save state to account for these kinds of fuckups, kind of like rewind mode on snes9x

WHAT the FUCK

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I don't want the headache. Give me a fuck buddy

Something like Plasticman powers. Would be fun, can change anything internally and externally. Mass... consistency... Only thing I'd want to change about base powers would be being able to change colour too.
Would never have to buy clothes ever again.

The first thing I would do is befriend the King (of the Netherlands). Within no time all world leaders will be on my side.

the power to delete useless threads like this

>But if I had to pick one. it would would super intelligence
You should shoot for regular first

Imagine all the viyda you could catch up on.
Or all the time you could study for your degree.
Hell, you could even find cures for certain diseases, or practice other skills to an inhuman degree.
This is really the ultimate choice.

To copy any power I saw perfectly. Then I'd watch a bunch of movies, play some vidya, and then take over the world.

>he want to be a janny

jesus dude

Then don’t heal them lol.

>about to die of old age
>freeze time
>die
Now what?

unless you fuck up somehow, no.

Yeah but you would never be able to chuckle anymore.

Your life must be absolute garbage if you want to be a janitor. Get your life together.

>meanwhile at the Kings palace
Anyone needs an extra 20 years of life?

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KC stand. I just find it cool. And useful.

remove all niggers with a snap of my fingers

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The entire universe would probably not notice. It would continue to move within it's own perception, unaware that it's been effectively stopped.

by default everything should go back to normal

Super speed or teleportation or anything that would let me travel the world at will.

>use power to pull off one bank heist to get enough money to support myself for as long as I needed
>spend the rest of my life just traveling around to different places on a whim

Ironic

Omnipotence

It's boring to just choose godmode bullshit like "probability manipulation", so restricting the choices to more typical superpowers, true shapeshifting is one of the best options.

Superspeed can fix a bad back.
Teleportation can't make you attractive.
Mind control can't make you any younger.

True shapeshifting gives you control over everything you use to experience life, control over your appearance, and implicit immortality/eternal youth you can opt out of if you're so inclined. No other super power could affect your life so completely. I've had surgery twice to attempt to fix my sinuses, and both surgeries failed to correct the issue, so I have trouble breathing through my nose and my sense of smell is dulled. Imagine every little problem you have like that in your life, and consider how shapeshifting could fix it.

damn here I thought I would get to discuss my powers

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You're right, else they'd know the real waifu is Four.

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Being able to give a correct answer to any yes/no question being asked by others or by oneself. Won't have to deal with burden of unnecessary knowledge or fear of losing one's memory while managing to get the truth by asking the right questions.

Because they're smart enough to not be wageslaves unlike dogs.

>It's boring to just choose godmode bullshit like "probability manipulation", so restricting the choices to more typical superpowers,
This user gets it. If you give yourself super easy mode powers, you'll go crazy when you've done everything and there's no challenge or adversity to your life.

>Superspeed can fix a bad back.
>Teleportation can't make you attractive.
>Mind control can't make you any younger.
I like shapeshifting for fetish shit, but these are also good reasons.

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>has the power to live for all eternity without having to worry about money
>still worries about his degree

Enjoy getting nailed to a cross, carpenter.

To fly. All i want is to fly.

so its treason, then

I always said I'd just go for omnipotence and then purposefully construct myself and others to how they'd like to look--for a nominal fee. But yeah, man, most of my fantasies just wraps back around to effortless shapeshifting. It'd be marvelous.

Too cold

That robot is not a loli, what the fuck.

That was the power of the villain in Heroes tv show.

Excellent, my super power is to be able to torture people to such an extreme and unknowable level they would inevitably die from sheer agony if they couldn't be healed by you.

We shall do evil things together brother!

The ability to instantly understand anyone regardless of language and have them understand me. Would go beyond just speech. Whenever anyone asks me a question I'd be able to give them the perfect response placate them.

The power to literally talk my way out of any situation I guess. Kind of boring, but it's one of those things that would let you talk your way into tons of money or a position of power with little effort.

The ability to absorb any type of energy and to release that same amount of energy in any form at a later point of my choosing.

Because it's good to focus on goals?
Because it'd be bad if I just fucked off away from all adversity and challenge in life?
Because I actually like Mechanical Engineering and being better in it would help me be better at tinkering with things and eventually building stuff?

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It's also the ability of Taskmaster.

>kill someone
>get put on trial
>just say you didn't do it and everyone believes you
>do it again

Also, if you want to get a bit greedier, the next step would be the ability to also shapeshift anyone else via touch.

>kill someone
>get put on trial
>need 40 minutes to talk your way out of it
>you only get 10 minutes

Mind control,so I can fuck everything and everyone,and I mean it literally

Giftomancy, elf affinity, and cold immunity.

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The power to move you

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you can learn stuff without having to go to school, if that's what you really want
actually, you're not going to learn as much in school as you would by working with professionals

The ability to know everything and not go insane. The concept of things people will never know drives me completely mad. I’d never tell anyone anything, i just have to know the secrets of the universe

Why is this thread full of retards who are obsessed with pussy? It's sad because normal people will just go out and get some pussy, but you idiots have to waste a life-changing wish on it lmao

you could give hints so people still have to find out by themselves but they know where they have to search

That's telekinesis, Kyle

HISTORY OF WONDER BOY AND YOUNG NASTY MAN

This. Degrees are useless compared to experience.

I think they're saying it "counts" because, despite having the intelligence and build of an adult woman, it's still only 6 years old. It's the opposite of the dragon loli, who has the demeanor and build of a child, but is 4000 years old.

The ability to port Bloodborne on PC.

cats living rent free in this user heads lmao

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Based and remove-kebab-pilled

The ability to have the exact same powers as marquis of death

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>make waifus real
>they will stay with you forever but you need to pay subscription
>if you forget about payment your waifu will turn into dust until you pay again
oy vey

Wouldn't even need to go as far as killing someone. It would be good just to cruise through life on easy mode.

>don't pay rent
>convince landlord that there's a perfectly logical reason why they should let you stay there for free
>they fuck off and never ask for rent again
>do the same for your power/internet/phone company
>convince places to give you free services/stuff wherever you go so you never actually have to pay for anything
>if anyone ever gets suspicious can easy explain away their suspicions so they leave you alone too

It would basically be like mind control except you aren't literally hijacking their brain. You just have max charisma that transcends logic.

In that specific scenario I can summon people with experience to teach me or at least work on projects together to gain experience and intuition about how to apply theoretical knowledge gained from textbooks and coursework.
The teachers with decades of workplace experience can also be hot waifus, so win-win.

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>waifu turns to dust
>snort waifu

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Toxoplasmosis living rent free in yours.

Power: I can fuck any fictional character i want for real

Touch of death

Invulnerability/immortality. You could go to the most inhospitable places in the universe in due time or do something on earth. Climb the highest tower, trek across any continent, visit Detroit, swim across an ocean, go into any war zone you want or just live innawoods for a few centuries. It'd be a life without worry.

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Thats the only meme answer people like you always get up with. Unironic "yikes"

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Well that sucks. You can fuck them, but then they disappear after sex.
They won't even remember who you are, because you're summoning the same fictional character, not a specific instance of the fictional character that remembers it's experiences with you.
It'd be heartbreaking to summon a waifu for sex, and have to explain a-la 50 first dates your relationship with them, over and over again.

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Non-linear perception of time
Because I want to fucking suffer

The ability to give women a penis and men a vagina. I will only use it on people who don't want it.

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You mean everybody?

>make waifu real
>brutally rape her
>don't pay subscription
>she turns to dust and you get to live out life without any consequences
>get another waifu

>makes futa real
Bless you, user.

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Until you get captured and have to wait out centuries at the bottom of the ocean in a steel casket until some new civ finds you.

>Everybody
>Give everyone complaining about trans a vagina/penis, refuse to give trans a vagina/penis
Perfection

All that sounds shitty though. Like I never thought to myself I'd want to walk across the Sahara Desert naked or dive into a volcano just because I couldn't die. You also run the risk of getting trapped somewhere doing dangerous shit and being unable to free yourself so you're stuck unable to die. Honestly invincibility and shit is really only good when paired with another power.

Infinite youth+regeneration/damage reversal
Think Baccano style immortality but without the possibility of being eaten by another immortal

That was the series finale of Futurama.

I thought the finale was like that Twilight Zone episode where the Professor invented a device that stopped time and it ended up getting broken and only Fry and Leela were unaffected.

The ability to make anyone I choose uncontrollably lustful. Not for me. Just in general. I'd just use it on random people on the street and be on my way.

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Do a flip!

Multiple save state slots for ultimate save scumming

If I have to pick something that's not absurdly broken, the ability to selectively wipe memories. Mostly to delete my own so I can enjoy good shit "for the first time" more than once, but other applications could be useful too.

If anything goes, total probability manipulation down to the quantum level. This is retardedly broken. I could make anything with a non-zero probability happen on command, be it something that gets me rich or creating Boltzman brain-tier quantum fluctuations happen like it's an everyday thing.

Enjoy your futa wife who never wanted a penis and will probably feel very awkward about ever using it.

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user went past his limits again, nice

>Shy futa

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I would grant wiafus to the anons I deem as cool guys according to my own parameters, and as long as the wiafu isn't already taken.
No refunds, she's your problem now.

On that note: Gather around and reserve your wiafu in advance

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Invisibilty so people don't notice me.
Not like I need it anyway...

probability manipulation is easy if you believe
just look at this 8

If I had to choose a superpower that wasn't completely broken or overpowered while running the least amount of risk to myself, I would go with just having incredibly good luck. You could use it in the obvious ways like winning the lottery or becoming a god at gambling, but you could also just live life "normally" and things would always work out in your favor.

the power to heal any wound
i'd go to trannies and heal their butchered genitals and hormone therapy whether or not they regret the transition

The ability to win every conversation or debate ever, regardless of how wrong I am.
>Dolphins are acceptable intercourse partners, here's why-
>Gay people hate the opposite gender, no exception, they're just biggots, here's why-
>Trans people aren't actually humans and should be segregated, here's why-
>America is actually still a british colony here's why-
>Traps aren't gay, here's why-
>Doom was actually the wrost game to ever be created, here's why-

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Interuniversal travel.
Either that or unbound timestop because timestop without any limitations is the most broken superpower.

>reserve your wiafu in advance

Tron Bonne please. I'd finally get to talk shop with a woman instead of chores and emotions.

Immortality I'll spend thousands of years living as a nobody watching how everything plays out. Eventually I'll get caught out since I don't change up my identity frequently enough. It would be nice to just chill and watch how everything changes over time and maybe building a collection of relics and written observations from each previous generation. I'd still miss my family but I could more or less watch over their decedents from a distance.

CharityChad spotted

If anything, you'll just end yourself easily. Which is endlessly more valuable than any amount of hedonism ever will be.

>and reserve your wiafu in advance

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Does one of those /tg/ CYOA images count as a power? If so, I'd just pick one of those, like the chillzone one.

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One big booty robot for me please
I'll have her do chores during the day while I'm at work and slam her 300lbs on my dick when I'm home at night

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I want to be bored of being the most powerful.

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You're not supposed to use your powers in the outside world. HQ will be hearing about this.

the power to bring a past culture into the present
2007 baby
i'll take the imp

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this

>finally get immortality
>humanity fucks up and dies no 10 generations later
>still a dumb fuck human so there's a strong limit on how much you can ever understand about reality
>the most powerful boredom to ever be ensues shortly after until your favorite pastime becomes self-mutilation
at least it'd be an interesting story

The power to argue over anything

I'd like to be transparent. Never have to touch filthy doorknobs. Get to pass through lines.

Assuming this isn't some djinn's bullshit and reality warps slightly to make sure I'm 100% safe every time I do it and don't cause deadly vacuum bursts, teleportation. Especially if it's anywhere, anytime, clothes included, and you don't need to be there before.
People always think of mundane shit like stealing from banks, but the possibilities are crazy. You could systematically remove every gun from every police locker and evidence room in the world and redistribute them randomly for mass confusion.
You could sign up with NASA or SpaceX, put on a space suit, and be the first person to visit (almost) every planet in the solar system, stand on an asteroid, and bring back samples of it all. Hell, you could be the first person to visit another solar system, another galaxy.
You could work wherever you want for the best pay and go to sleep in your dream vacation destination every day.
You could explore places on earth that no one else has been able to due to extreme conditions and just port away when it got too rough for you. Take pictures on every mountaintop, the center of the Sahara, show up on the doorstep of that Antarctic research base with cases of beer and a big box of freshly BBQ'd ribs.
And, if they're being extra nice and let you instantly acclimatize to any location, you could walk the floor of the ocean as you please. Go see what's in the Marianas trench, then port away when you see a horror, and have nightmares for life.

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Thats a pretty good one.

Yo, I'll hit you up on Zonebook, friend.

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That's called intangiblity.

No wiafu for you, he beat you to the punch
Choose someone else

That is a possibility but the pros still outweigh the cons.
> Like I never thought to myself I'd want to walk across the Sahara Desert naked or dive into a volcano just because I couldn't die.
Jumping into a volcano would be stupid but walking across the Sahara would be interesting, It's the freedom the power gives you that makes it appealing to me and I'm not talking about the freedom of vanity that many people wish for but true freedom which is nowhere to be found in the modern world.

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The ability to jump into and out of spectator mode whenever i want. Id go invisible and have the ability to fly and noclip through walls.

Either that or access to the /killall console command

Bro what the fuck

The ultimate super power. Quality game discussion in Yea Forums

No doubt it would end up that way. Surrounded by a mountain of broken, ancient shit from previous generations hacking away at your limbs while muttering to yourself in a dead language that hasn't been relevant since you became immortal.

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Flight

Super regeneration/slow aging so that I can live multiple hundred years and maybe find a way to extend my life, and do all kinds of wild shit that would normally kill anyone but I'd regen in 10 secs.

Make any video game character real. That way I can fill Lara Croft with my baby gravy! She’s the perfect woman, which is why she doesn’t exist. :^(

The rewind ability from ... uh ... (had to look up the name) Life is Strange. That's some handy stuff.

I love these
Also, Log Cabin master race reporting in

The power to make posts on this board become a permanent part of a anons character. If you decide to shitpost or bait you'll actually become a retarded person as per the degree of the post made in every area of that person's life.

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based

>lie so much i'd be everything and anything
ok, i can work with that

Its already happened.

That would work if the power wasn't for me alone to determine. Sneaky loopholes like that won't work.

This

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some kind of reality warping shit, like everything I say turns out to be real even if it wasn't before

I want to lose my regrets. To give myself false memories of being successful or enjoying true love.
I want to forget.

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Photographic memory and instant recall of anything I ever learned.

Should just make it universal for certain posts like pretending to be retarded, a nigger or underageb&
>people who pretend to be underageb& become a teenager again
>underageb& who pretend to be adults with a job now become adults with a job and responsibilities overnight

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Dogs are pure, they don't need a lot of incentive to be happy.

your dick can't get any smaller LMAO

Not to mention telefraging anyone who threatens you.

I wish I could give people polio online.

This t.b.h

>not wanting a 4000 year old lich loli gf
Fucking faggots get off my lawn

so a robot factory owner?

only correct answer itt

Big think.

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death note, but it works when she names someone on twitter

Just give me king crimson. I can see what will happen and i can delete things i dont like

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That's my superpower fantasy too, but I feel like I would develop a maddening fear of losing the power at the wrong moment or something. I'm also pretty skeeved out by the idea that I'm just swapping myself out from other realities and leaving behind a powerless version of me to suffer in whatever situation I bailed from.
it's an autistic 'what if' inside a 'what if' but WHAT IF

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That will end very badly for you when someone who wanted GER comes along.

Imagine how many people Light could have killed if Twitter existed when the manga was written. He would have been caught so much faster.

but im not a mafia boss i don't sell drugs either
he would have no reason to attack me

Just give me the power to destroy the world

If you stop time wouldn't all the photons stop as well so you wouldn't see anything because the photons aren't reaching the back of your eyes. I think you would want professor x's freeze people power.

Interesting, but not as impressive as this 7

Destiny works in mysterious ways, user. You could say it's like Gravity.

Stand users are compelled by fate to come into conflict with other Stand users, user. Better hope you two aren't the only ones who wished for Stands.

The hero we need but dont deserve

Bruh immortality with no other power is literal hell.
>you will live however many thousands or tens of thousands of years humans persist
>even within that time you will be locked out of comprehending or even empathizing with them
>likely, eventually you will live on an empty planet destroyed by humans
>hundreds of millions of years pass until humanity is a vague memory of a time that might have once been, on the same level as trying to remember what you had for breakfast on a specific day when you were 5
>after 5 billion years the sun will finally go nova and destroy the earth, leaving you floating in space with fuck all to do, and it will happen so fast in your perception it will be like someone flipping a lightswitch on and off
>you will live long enough to see the birth of the last star
>and the death of the last star
>you will live so long that the memories of stars existing will be as small as the memory of humans once was
>and you'll keep on living in the nothingness
>you'll live past the age of black holes and coalescing nothing, for another 10^10^10^56 years, until the heat death of the universe
>and you'll keep on living
>even if you get sucked into a black hole and it turns out to lead to another universe, and you somehow manage to find another civilization, your life and your experiences are so beyond them that it would be like us trying to mingle with ants
>and
>worst of all
>you'll realize it's an infinite loop, you are destined to experience the eons of nothingness all over again
>and again
>and again
>for eternity

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He'd be dead, faggot. They'd conjure up some nonsense about how he was a threat to society and then dissect him. You underestimate people. If the rich and powerful can't live forever, then no-one can.

autistic people are far smarter then non autistic people but can do less as they are fucking autistic

...

Don't even need that. Just teleport some air into their bloodstream while they're in public on the opposite side of the world.

even if you're waifu was real she probably wouldn't be hanging with a basement dwelling loser like you anyway

the power to make video games

>It could be used for a lot of things. Gambling, theft, cheating, murder, rape
You do realize that you aren't really stopping time but simply moving faster than it, right? You'd destroy your entire country just by taking a step.

bring it on

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Shapeshifting has a hilarious amount of versatility for such a "standard" superpower. Always my pick.

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If I make everything except my dick smaller it will be effectively bigger.

I've been waiting for this thread for a long time. For any single power, augmentation. You can increase your life span, intelligence, strength, etc., and there's no upper limit provided your body can sustain the stress. Easy pick.

Now, for a while I've been thinking of the best triples of powers and why, as if a genie will pop from a bottle and grant you three powers. Here's what I've come up with (from the ones I liked).
>Healing touch
>Immortality
>Pocket dimension
With this you could be a traveling healer who lives forever helping people; it wouldn't be an easy life, but it is the most honest one.
>Limited omniscience (any question you can ask, you know the answer to)
>Immortality
>Technique mastery (master anything instantly, like driving a car, skateboarding, firearms, etc.)
With this you'll be a walking encyclopedia and skill monster. There's nothing you can't do. But if you get into trouble or do crime, there's no escaping (via pocket dimension or teleporting) unless you use your mind.
>Pocket dimension
>Immortality
>Teleport
Most dishonest. You could warp girls into your dimension and rape them for years and dispose of the body on the other side of the planet. Steal art, gems, jewels, documents, anything. You can get out of trouble in at least two ways and the only repurcusion is how long it will take people to forget you if you're seen.
You can replace immortality with "consciousness rebirth" where upon death you can choose to spawn your conscious in a random baby or person and your life begins again. If you choose not to, your life cycle ends and you die.

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not a cool guy
no wiafu for you

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The power to make my will come true by performing a ceremony alone that lasts 5 minutes and requires me to be in a relaxed seating/bedding.

Lucid dreaming at will and for however long I want (up to 20 hours at a time)

I would finally say so long vidya games

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Who said she would have the right to choose
Theres a lot of ropes and chains in my home

You get excited for pixels on a a screen retard

Absolute control over history.
Gonna fix some mistakes bros.
/int/ is going to have a fucking aneurysm

why on earth would you want to be a jew

it's how u win the game

>only heal people who want to die to extend their suffering
the only way I would like this

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That's just called being Jewish.

Pizzamancy

dropping rocks on earth from the moon

Just flight.

My feet hurt.

These.

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sauce

Man dogs are the shittest fucking pet. no concept of personal space.

CUUUNNNNNYYYYYY I SUMMON THEEEEEE

God. There's a lot that needs fixing that can only be realistically done with reality manipulation.

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based dungeon master van

The power of being white

>negative 6 years old

Imagine

This sounds great but I know I'd probably go insane wasting eons of perceived time trying to perfect every social interaction I ever had

I don't get it

I'm curious what's your IQ?
Lower than 100 right?
Has to be because being immortal is the greatest wish for me.
-t. 140

They are trying to attack him. Huskies are a shit breed

I feel like i remeber this too.

For someone with 140 smart boy points, you don't seem to have a lot of foresight

Fucking delete this right now

>likely, eventually you will live on an empty planet destroyed by humans
This is actually unlikely. We will leave this planet someday.

The ability to swap my gender of course

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based and swapilled

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Who's the artist? Some user on Yea Forums? Reverse search revealed nothing

Why do you say that? Not that user but being immortal would be pretty based. I mean its basically guranteed you will eventually have immense wealth, which is basically a superpower in itself. Plus you will live long enough to where humans will start messing around with biological enhancements, so shit like super strength is something else you could obtain.

I guess the only downside is if humans eventually get to the point to where they make their lifespans functionally infinite. Then your super power isnt exactly special.

That's just Yea Forums

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
watchu got, bitches?

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they are obviously playing fucking retard

Imagine a fucking tuna having a human face.
You'd be pretty excited too. I would.

based and Ichikopilled

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I unironically hope we all fucking die before big bank can escape and make more slaves. Fuck space jews.

>not going full polymorph
Having every possible and impossible body is simply much better

definitely this

>empathic earth manipulation
Oh lord. My country will be reduced to rubble if I get mad.

Precognition. Allow me to see Fate and her whorish acts to transcend luck. Let me know when things will happen and what is destined.

t.husky owner

>Irony Inducement
I claim no responsiblity for the condition of this website.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Game_Intuition
This will surely come in handy during my daily Yea Forums sessions

Are we talking about us anons, or "us" as Yea Forums
I hate having to get out of bed to piss. I'd love a superpower that blocks me having to piss while I'm in bed.

I was obviously fucking memeing about that part. But the fact remains they are a shit breed.

time travel make nazis win and sent all the lefties faggots here in to concentration camp

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Treasure_Constructs
too bad im dirt fucking poor to use it

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Lord_Physiology
Not bad

>stopman
Mah man

Fuck you

T. Yea Forums approved husky

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What if I have an immortal little sister though

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Getting welfare money for having autism so they never have to work a day in their life and have more time to fit dragon dildos up their ass while they play video games.

Also being able to play really hard video games well.

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...

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Snake_Manipulation

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Path magic. Apparently I'm good at causing congestion on the M4. Alternatively, I'm Gaunter O'fucking Dimm.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World
>The ability to possess a sentient inner world of limitless knowledge and power
jackpot

So if we kill you I'll be able to say Epic again? Damn, can't even write this without a sense of irony. It's...It's too strong user-fucking-kun!

>Precognitive dreaming
I already "have" this, but it's always about five seconds warning and completely at arbitrary and 99% unimportant times. The half-dozen or so times I've realised its happening and done something different nothing amazing has happened, and usually my reaction is basically to go "ABWHA" because I can't think fast enough to do anything interesting.

>Elemental Enhanced Condition
Eh, I liked the first power this site gave me. The ability to manipulate rope. I thought it was a shitty power, but then I thought of all the shit I could do if I could manipulate rope, like riding it like a personal elevator and strangling user's mother in her sleep with fibre wire snake rope when user doesn't reply to any of my posts.

I guess with element control I could use fire to boil away my gamer and water to wash my cummies down the drain faster and air to dry myself off without a towel and earth to give myself unlimited slingshot ammo or however that shit works.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Connection
i dont get but cool

pffft, behold-

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Dreaming
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Departure
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Imagination_Embodiment

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Kiryu's Heat Power

A-trans and/or blue magic would be super nice to have

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I rather flex my muscles.

Lichdom
not only am i basically immortal i am also a very powerful wizard

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I guess this is kinda cool

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Constructs

ultimate kars tier shapeshifting, you can basically just gain a few dozen superpowers and can shapeshift other people just as well as yourself by invading them with your cells, taking over their existing cellular structure one by one and then shapeshifting your cells in exile (or connecting their shapeshifting to the mind of the other person, if you want them to be able to do it by themselves)

damn dude what a waste of a power wish, very selfless

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hibernation
If only.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Apex_Inducement

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timestop is definitively better but this is more dramatic.

>Mayan Deity Physiology - Power to use the traits and powers of Mayan Deities

The power of literally an entire pantheon of gods all at once, come at me bros.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Order_Symbiosis
So I essentially become an IRL Paladin?

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I'd want a power for people to forget I exist.

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Nanomachines. They will be like when Fry eat parasites and he become a super-human.

>people not choosing the power to get even more powers
based retards

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spirit_Possession
>basically just reverse possession

Bring back Aerith

The ability to have total control over fauna and that they are never agressive towards me.

>find a Cassowary
>keep it as a pet

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Eldritch_Energy_Manipulation

Most OP so far

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE
INVISIBLE

i would become god but use it to do extremely petty shit for a long time, like utterly ruin the life of some retard that annoys me on the internet just for fun

>Aztec Deity Physiology
I don't want to be a mexishit but that's a power bundle so I'll take it.

Every farm cat has a job and it's simply killing any small animal it sees.

baalbuddy

>Overwrite reality with custom modifications.
Neat.

I want to make CYOAs real.

I’m not a weeb, but Naruto’s doppelganger thing would be sick.
>make like 10 clones everyone morning.
>draw lots
>work, exercise, learn new skills, one gets to lounge, etc
No lesson about going above my station because everything I’d be doing is within my power already... I’d just wind up being the best version of myself possible.

Enjoy your soulless lapse of sanity over the course of a couple tens of thousands of years as you feast on souls to simply remain anchored to this world. While the demon you made the exchange with soullfucks your soul.

>not embracing transhumanism and becoming a literal star to dance in and out of 3 trillion years until the stars thenselves grow weary and our thoughts turn again to the beginning.

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Ever since I was a kid, I wished I had the power to pass invisible force-fields through people/things and push out the unwanted matter. Like I could push a forcefield through me and gunk clogging my pores would get pushed out. I could envelop a whole house into a rapidly shrinking bubble that crushes all the bugs down into the size of a golf ball. I could create a bubble shield at the earths core that radiates outward and pushes all the niggers into space

>Huskies are a shit breed
You couldn't be more wrong.

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I guess it would depend on how exactly the “stopping” works. Are you speeding up in both body and perception so fast everything appears to have stopped? Or has everything else been slowed down to the point of stoppage?

The ability to answer any question with 100% accuracy

Why are you gay?

This, mine just needs a walk around the block to be happy.
I wish I was that simple too.

>Parry God.webm
>God
Repent, sinner.

This guy has never owned a large dog before. My god, what a pansy. I'd be getting on the ground so I could roll around with them. I have 3 Great Pyrenees, all 105-135 pounds. There is no greater joy than being mauled with love by a pack of furballs.

Because we are all a little gay user

bad breath

They found their new leader

Sharpness Inducement
could be worse, I guess
time to learn the art of the katana while you all learn how to flirt with Jessica

The ability to bend reality to my will, Or create universes or some shite

I want Ramlethal user, she cute.

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Control over, and the ability to summon lightning. It's the most badass elemental damage type. Fight me

Don't worry. I don't even know who the fuck you are and everyone you know will die in 100 years.

The super power of being forgettable was within you all along.

I want the power to send people to a hyperbolic torture realm where they get to sit in solitary confinement in a pitch black room for what feels to them like trillions of years, but in real life no time passes at all, just to see their reaction when their conscionousness comes back to reality after trillions of years of solitary torture and they go batshit insane and probably get locked up in real life too.

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This but husbandos.

i do?

She is an abnormality from lobotomy corporation.

>Enhanced Instincts
>The power to have enhanced instincts. Sub-power of Feral Mind and Enhanced Condition.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Instincts
Eh, too normal, but I'll take it.

how so?

>Pretend to be a cute loli
>become a cute loli

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Blasting BGM. Nothing else. I'd be the real ass nigga who makes real life into an actual movie. Allow me to choosw who can hear the music too and it'd be a super power you could use creatively.

They're actually one of the friendliest, most affectionate dog breeds.

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The ability to control biological matter. How is this even a question? If you control biomatter, you control everything.

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honestly, to have a super amazing asshole.
i want to be an oldman with the most perfect fuckable asshole.
it can wring any cock dry and make guys cum whenever i want it to.
it can control mens minds.
it emits pheremones that drive men wild to want to fuck it.
i want to rule the world with my asshole and then meet the man with the superpowered cock.

I want the ability to summon food at will.
Because I really don't need anything else to do what I wanna do.
Look at all these anons. Relying on the hopes that some alteration of the universe that's before them would make their life better without severe consequences.
You all have fun with that. I'm on my 4th cup of tears with a dash of fictional delusion.

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yeah and then they bite a toddlers arm off.

kjzz.com/news/local/investigation-into-dog-that-bit-off-childs-arm-in-final-stages

Some men choose destiny, some take it by force, I believe in the heart of a man who can occasionally guess the last number of this post. I invoke the grand spell: SIX GET.

I don't understand a single shit that is written here. Someone explain to a retard what this power is in terms of what i can do to myself and others.

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>One Husky doing something bad proves the whole breed is bad

make moot back to Yea Forums

The superpower to give abilities to anyone, including me. I will proceed to give myself the power of immortality (literal immortality as in my flesh keeps regenerating) and power of time space travel.

Then I proceed to change the source code of humanity just for the amusement of it, what if I gave all humans born 2000s and on super powers from birth? What if all humans were able to use magic (disguise super power as magic like the western kind) but had to research specific stuff and I gave some random kid a book to understand their powers? What if I gave a certain group of small people powers beyond belief? What if I transport some random user to a fantasy setting world I created with one of my powers?

Immortality can be fun if you mix it up with other shit, literally all I want to do can be done and I have no time limits, unless some faggot anons puts up with me fucking up so many timelines and tries to put a stop to me, to a which point I'll just humilliate them.

There is nothing more coward than a neutral centristfag.

google husky attack and you will find plenty.

ctvnews.ca/pet-husky-that-killed-newborn-baby-was-trained-1.772906

I'd become the Flash. I'd finally be fast enough to run from all my problems

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ha

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I had two huskies and aside of one of my friends being retarded enough to go from never meeting her to trying to pet her after waking her up, they never attacked anyone.

Pic related was my dog (I had 2 this one had a blind eye but was pretty healthy overall.)

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That case looks more like an accident to me.

>invisibility

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yeah but i can cast wizard spells so suck my ass

either fly or mutliply.
fly would be nice though im gonna need to gear myself for temperature and speed but my fear for heights can make this complicated but probably knowing i can fly i would stop being afraid of it
multiply so i could do many things at once but i would need more computers since most the stuff i want to do requires computer

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>Muscle Manipulation
>The user has complete control over the muscles of oneself and others, allowing them to freely alter and manipulate them, including altering muscle tissue itself, its development, increase/decrease muscle mass/strength and thus stamina, flexibility, reflexes, etc.

>turn all of Yea Forums into beefy strongmen
>a bunch of angry virgins now possess superhuman strength
>eat popcorn while my juicy minions wreck havoc on the world

also
>mfw being able to turn women into thicc bitches

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>avoiding pitbulls
Nigger faggot, we all know who's behind this.

Maybe that toddler was a cunt in a previous life.

>find sexy man
>wondering how he looks naked
>stop time and strip him off
>jerk off
must be the best power

a power that would let me fuck a lot.

so your dog attacked someone, youre only proving my point mate.

I guess being able to stop time isn't so useful when you inevitably catch the aids haha

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chi_Attacks
FUCK YEAH I CAN BLAST NIGGAS AND SHIT

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

the fuck is this power, I can't fucking understand.

The power to manifest good games for the switch

dogs are predators
you should never leave a dog alone with a small child, any breed's hunting instincts may kick in when a small child is around. Keep the kid out of the dog's reach and you're fine, never let your dog go outside without a leash etc.

there's news stories all around, I even remember a german shepard chewing off half of a babies' skull once, the dog belonged to the parents and the baby was playing on the ground when it happened

i said jerk off, not sucking dick. i doubt they could reach an erection if time has stopped

>google " attack"
No shit you will find plenty. Are you fucking retarded? You are a prime example of uneducated, unreflective, selective searching.

i can do crimes and nothing can stop me because i will be distorting the path

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Just read about the JoJo guy Stand Power. You basically control things related to death with your mind.

>Dog is sleeping inside my dark room
>Random person enters the room when the dog was specting her owner.
>still dark
>Dog never seen this person in its life
>Person aggresively reaches for the dogs head.
yeah dude, she is retarded from being scared and going aggresive on the guy.

Needless to say, she NEVER attacked anyone.

I can use holy spells and weapons wreathed in divine holy flame and the spell silence to silence your annoying zombie ass while I spank it with a holy fire whip until you beg me to destroy that thing that anchors you, I won't and just keep smacking your tortured ass just to train my assbeating skill.

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if you stop time how will you be able to move? i mean the air would be stopped too and every piece of matter would be an unmovable object.

you also wouldnt be able to see, since light would be stopped too.

Jojofags, please explain this power to me.

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Death since this board kills everything around it

>snort dust waifu
>pay subscription
>she rematerializes inside of you

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I did the exact same thing that user wrote with a a small Poodle. He bit me in my hand. Guess all poodles are killing machines with a lethality on par with a bear.
I hate dogs, but you are so fucking retarded that even I started to defend them against your flaming faggotry.

that's like saying eye lasers is stupid because the heat will burn your face. having superpowers can imply you might have some immunity to your power. what's the point of having a superpower that you can't use?

The ability to make people seethe whenever I want, I don't even have to say anything and I can imagine them seething and watch the fireworks, this is the perfect tool, I'll use on fags who think they are winning an argument, i'll make them seethe and make them lose their balance.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Visual_Memory_Reading

On one hand, I just became the world's best investigator, interrogator and detective.
On the other, I'm pretty sure my sanity and faith in humanity are going to crumble being able to see what fucked up shit everyone I meet has ever been up to. And if people ever learn of my powers, I can say goodbye to having a social life ever again.

it'd be better if it was a pretty tuna mermaid.

How much would you charge for waifu subscription?

Like, I would be willing to give around 100-200 bucks a month.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Quest_Inducement
I guide others to a goal while I have none

t. Pitbull

Basically the power of control destiny, is almost omnipotent

GER kills you and forces you to die over and over again with each death being completely different from the last ones

Time to weather nuke Commiefornia

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The power to turn milk into spaghetti.

your dog is literally a threat to other people. there isnt more to say dude and you admit it yourself.
we can only hope that noone ever brings a toddler to your house, it may not know the proper protocol to handle your fully autonomous killing machine

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Kinetic_Growth

Looks like I'm armstrong now.

causality manipulation is pretty fucking self-explanatory. you can change the "cause" in "cause and effect" to basically whatever you want, and the "effect" remains the same. basically, you can warp and change reality. its an unbelievably broken power.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Yay.

i never said that poodles cant bite, youre attacking a straw man you made up in your mind.

>Midpoint Dominance
>The user can cause an absolute midway point between the start and end or ending and start for anything and everything. The user can control what happens in the midpoint of something, whether its nature is physical, spiritual, or metaphysical. They can use this power to change events such as adventures.

what a waste

why just commiefornia? imagine middle east, the holy land and the entirety of africa

ok catfag, at least my dog will not attack people they know, not like your shitty cat.

I'll take jaded abyss mommy/granny gf
Thanks

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Ill take Tomoko. With all her weird, gross, and autistic hangups included.

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DRR DRR DRR

>Emperor
>has boobs
I never understood that part

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and now youre moving goalposts since youve lost the argument.

Only one who lost is you mentally deranged man.

The power of lolis
Its super op

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Mixture
How would that work if it's the only power I have

no since you admitted that your dog is dangerous.

What do I have to prove? my dog did bite my faggot friend for being a fucking dumbass.

What? are you such a fucking beta that you wouldn't attack if you feel threaten? Will you just wait and see if the person you feel threatened by will actually do you harm?

stop being a bitch, my dog was in the right and even my friend (which later was in good terms with my dog) admitted he was stupid.

I want the ability to change my face and voice into anybody else's

>only face
Just courious, why not whole body?

I'm don't need someone else's body when i'm using ym powers to commit crimes.

uhhh don't get it.

Your power is impressive user, most impressive, well done

HOWEVER

checkem

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i always wanted to be alex mercer

But user, being in close proximity to her turns you into a lesbian with degenerate fetishes

Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan or Flying Raijin
EMS is more subtle and incredibly powerful but Flying Raijin is more stylish and has more practical applications

Schizokinetics

Dont.
Be like James Heller,Alex is actually dead and only a host of a virus.

>absolute thievery
Time to steal your waifu

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I'll take jaded spooky gf
Thanks

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I do that sometimes by angling my dick against a flashlight
It makes me feel important.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap's abilities so I can become a god of the multiverse

>Assimilative Evolution
>Digestively evolve into a powered state.
>The ability to evolve by absorbing and consuming. >Variation of Evolution.

This is pretty damn good. I'll just eat a couple of birds and grow me some wings.

oh god oh fuck

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PLEASE STFU

Audiokinesis, literal IRL shitposting.

>>It's boring to just choose godmode bullshit like "probability manipulation", so restricting the choices to more typical superpowers,
>This user gets it. If you give yourself super easy mode powers, you'll go crazy when you've done everything and there's no challenge or adversity to your life.

I manipulate the provability of me going crazy to zero, and me having a challenge in life to whatever desired
What now faggot huh?

>Life creation
>Advertisement for organic PB&J
Would you use your power to make sandwiches?

>user stops time
>Dies in a an accident while time is stopped.
>The whole world is frozen in time forever.
or
>user stops time.
Lives 10 year doing everything he always wanted, learning everything he wanted, hiking safely across landmasses, witnessing nature in all its glory.
>Return time back to normal.
>Everyone comments on how aged he looks.
>Everyone thinks he looks sick.
>user struggles to return to his old life, because there is 10 years of experience and age between him and his peers now.
>user only stops time here and there now, but the time adds up.
>30 minutes here, an hour there, sometimes whole days.
>The longer he spends isolated in time stop, the more he disassociates with his real time life. The more detached he becomes, the more he spends in time stop.
>user ends up spending about half he life on average in time stop.
>At 30, his peers were 20. At 36, they're 23. At 42, they're 26. At 48, they're 29. etc.
>user dies at the ripe old age of 90, but his friends from yesteryears are now only 50, and don't have an explanation for user's degenerative disease.
>user misses out on 40 years of technology.
>user dies before they figured out how to regenerate tissue, effectively allowing everyone to live forever.
>user's peers all regenerate back to their 20 year old bodies, young fit and hot.
>user's peers use their time to take care of their great grandchildren, do everything they ever wanted, learn anything they ever wanted, and colonize space.
I mean, haha, you can touch boobies without anyone realizing. :3

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Glamour or power of persuasion.

To call everybody on the planet earth a nigger and have them know about it.

You walked right into it, retard. Maybe if you didn't have that brain parasite you'd be smarter.

but can you turn your voice into Geralt's?

youtu.be/WFTeGa8RY5U?t=41

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gaseous_Movement

>Believe it or not, I'm walking on Air... No seriously, I can pretty much walk in the air now and not fear falling, Vertigo becomes my bitch.

Power: The power to tell people what to do and they'll do it without question.
Why? = To tell degenerates on the internet to kill themselves, and then they'll actually do it.

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Power: Total control of my own body, including metabolism, fatigue and stimulation, and aging.
Why: I've hit my 30s.

please don't tell me to get a gf

how is it guy?

Good afternoon Jesse Custer

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_Attacks
I really like chocolate.

ill be taking callie

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usually it takes me a good while of doing a voice before I'm good with it so no but if I continued practicing it sure.
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C-C-CUBAN PETE

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Better than that: Find an asortment of road kill, any amount/animals will do. And then make something remenisent to a human with those parts. Assumin' you have the power that allows you to touch things and make them come to life do that and presto, you got a gf.

I was thinking more like Kilgrave. Don't know who Jesse Custer is though.

because he's white.

WORDS THAT KILL

>Weapon summoning
Time to start bone of my blading it.

God, master of reality. I would make heaven and hell real, so i would not remove peoples ability to lead a natural life but also give the people i love immortality with me as we enjoy existance for however long we desire.
Any other power is a pointless toy in comparison.

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>death pussy
Letting a man fuck her injects him with a nanomachine that lies dormant in their body until she chooses to activate it. This can be years after the fact. Activating the nanomachine takes control of their body and forces the person to commit suicide

Main character of Preacher, he gets 'the voice of god' and it pretty much does the same thing. Tells a cop to go fuck himself using the power, pretty gud stuff.

>you can touch boobies without anyone realizing
I want to have a time stop power.

I've had fantasies about this, like stopping mobs or battles with rock and roll etc.

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He knows where the water is

A double mermaid would excite me more.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_Powers
Okay, what the fuck am I going to evolve if this is the only power I have.

She's an animal in bed, a real sloth

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super powers are for people that don't have robot suits

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What if I have a superpower AND robot suits?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Manipulation

so, i basically become a god? this seems vague as fuck, but i accept.

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I think for the sake of time stop you shouldnt age during the time, only so it was actually worth having it for regular use

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Ops_Mastery
Seems like a lot of the examples on this list, both vidya and non-vidya, seem arguable. Like, wasn't that one protag from Call of Duty an actual nameless grunt? I guess Soap counts since Price seems surprised that a prick like him managed to become SAS

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Science-Magic_Mixture

Sweet, Magitek

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I would have reported your dog and the authorities would have to destroy it.

You're asking for a lot! That's lie 1 and a half powers combined.

That wasn't a special ability, that was just part of godlike power.

The power to instantly ban people from the internet. No matter where they go the internet will not work for them.

the way he just comes up with new technologies on the fly if needed is basically a super power

It started with the metal suit in a cave and ended with fucking inventing a functioning time travel GPS in a matter of hours

Speaking of Yukari, I'd want her power with as broken an interpretation as possible. Being able to manipulate conceptual boundaries, teleport, store things in hammerspace, etc. Would be able to artificially improve myself by surpassing or basically goalpost moving boundaries like lifespan, intelligence, strength, etc. Then I would do as Yukari does and be a lazy piece of shit when things don't need to happen.

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Huh. Never thought of it that way, I just assumed anyone who stopped time would just get trapped between air molecules because they can't and won't move

Honestly, aging isn't not so bad if you're willing to change your life to accommodate it, but you still wish it wasn't happening.

>it's a guy
YOU
JUST
DONT
WANT
TO
KNOW

what's happening what needed changing