I guess we truly are a Team Fortress 2™

>On this day, my brethren, we shall be remembered as Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury™!
wow

>For the Horde! Follow me on this World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaren™!

Fucking K.

>Stand back. The Portal will open in three, two, one.
Jesus Christ Valve, could you please stop

>I really hate being Square Enix Tomb Raider ™ Rise of the Tomb Raider™
Seriously? C'mon!

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>Issac you're right! This really is a Dead Space ™
Wow EA wow

youtube.com/watch?v=zigTx34rpsw

>Well met, traveller. I see your one of those people with the race of The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard™...

Que?

>Well, I guess this is the end of the road. Hard to believe my father was Red Dead Redemption Game of the Year Edition including all pre-order bonuses and Undead Nightmare....

>I need my Payday 2

What the fuck

>SUPER. HOT.
I mean, fuckin' come on. Really?

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so when did the engineer transition?

Kek

>Sora, look! It's Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by Sleep – A Fragmentary Passage™ for the PlayStation 4!

What did they mean by this?

>It truly has been a Fortnite

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youtu.be/k0QsHKH77MI
Fuck you Remedy

Engineer is with the Administrator in some undisclosed location

>It is imperative that we bring to these savages Civilization V with the Brave New World expansion pack
remarkable

>Sensei, we both bear the Crest of Flames.
>yes, we truly do share this Fire Emblem™, Edelgard.
really?

>Truly they were, an Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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youtu.be/ZoEfF2Wrfoo
I'll have my revenge, and _____ too.

where do the mercs live?

do they have rooms at 2fort or something

>*sigh* ...Devil May Cry 5?

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>I'll beat you with the power of these GOD HANDS
Roll credits

>that fucked up incorrect shadow on the S

you've got a boner for librarians/teachers

>Oh, let's do the Super Mario Odyssey™
oh fuck you too, nintendo.

I had to turn the audio off for that shit

yeah

Engineer isn't in these comics much is he? I can only ever recall him babysitting the Administrator at the end of the last comic.

>It looks like this really is a Lost Planet: Extreme Condition - Colonies Edition
Fucking for real Capcom?

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>And by killing Ares, Kratos became the new God of War: Chains of Olympus.

>Once I win this tournament, I'll be the real King of Fighters: Maximum Impact 2: Regulation A
what the fuck was that

>THIS IS CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED WARFARE!

Where's Dell?

The comic is the only good thing about TF2

fucking clown world

Should have done it

what did cdpr mean by this?

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>I guess you can consider this the Mega Man 9 th time I fought you Wily
Really inti creates?

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Holy shit, I thought I was the only one. I would have died of embarrassment if any of my roommates' normie friends were watching
>jump with me, grab coins with me, oh YEAAAAHHHH

I liked the game but holy shit, I would have cringed even if I were a little kid

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Best one
Worst one

>PEPSI MAN!

Are you for real?

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>You want to end this civil war? Will it be enough, even if you have The Elder Scrolls? Five Skyrim provinces are still sworn to the Stormcloaks.

Lmaoooo you got me user, very clever

YOUR EMERGENCY BREAK IS ON

lost hard

>Listen up, Nomad. There's a Crysis in the Lingshan Islands. Yeah. No--not "Crisys" you fucking moron. C-R-Y-S-I-S. Suit up and jump on the CryEngine.

what the fuck

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When are we getting the last comic, Yea Forums?

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>Your seaman are suffering from the cold.

come the fuck on leonard nimoy

basically

Kek

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

>Because we're SONIC HEROES!
...wait

well that was a bioshocking turn of events

>And their screams will echo amidst the pitiless cyclopean stones... Of the Darkest Dungeon®: Ancestral Edition
cringe

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>This technology will be the missing link between infantry and artillery, a kind of Metal Gear Solid™ 3: Snake Eater - Subsistence HD Edition , if you will
Kojima is such a fucking hack

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Kek

Because she's trans.

>I AM TEKKEN
What did he mean by this?

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I still haven't found this scene online and I don't want to download the movie.

he probably meant that he was tekken

It's his death rattle, like at the last part of the movie
He says "I am tekken", farts and then dies

What did she mean by this guys?

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>you must use The Elder Scroll™ to defeat Alduin

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How many games actually end with this shit?

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The kuso that is DMC 3 does

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>I'm Geralt of Rivia a The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt™

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DONT TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE JACKASS

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Based

Why do people hate title drops?

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They take you out of the movie/game and are usually pretty forced.

youtube.com/watch?v=WhHK3VCAUy4

I dont, I like them, it makes me giggle.

Isnt he a dyke

>

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*she

Cowboy Bebop at his computer

probably by 2020

thamks

does this even count as a title drop?

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because even if its bad and poorly done is still funny

>Maybe, but their's EVIL WITHIN, TOO
okay, that was pretty epic Yea Forumsros

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>he doesn't know

user, i...

>Perhaps even a devil may cry when loses a loved one...don't you think?
It's way less egregious than it should be.

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>It's me again, Mr. Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.

Guys stop taking all the good ones I want to write a funny too

How do I write these

Don't make me shoot, I'm a Family Guy.

Best part of the game

Does anyone else remember when the two similarly awful fandoms of OFF and homestuck had a turf war shitting all over doodle-or-die, only for us all to be saved by the shrekposters?

>I guess you could say I'm a real Space Dandy™, huh?
fuck you, I loved it.

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no

I haven't even played any of these games and every single one of these is just gold. You are making me laugh out loud even if it is low-effort.

How do I write these? Does it have to be an actual line of dialogue from the game but with the full title inserted? If not, does it have to sound 'natural' (besides the obviously inappropriate title:subtitle format)?

Can I just write whatever and insert the full title of the game alongside a picture of a character from it?

How do I write this joke

yep they actually said this lmao

Sometimes it actually works, like in TDK

unironically sick title drop that sadly only works in the original dialogue

This won't be an easy fight. It's you, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army.

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>While the Covenant had us locked up in here I overheard the guards talking about this ring world. They call it...Halo™: Combat Evolved®.

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[ACTUAL DIALOGUE][TITLE OF THE GAME][THE REST OF THE DIALOGUE]
That's the secret formula
Ah Garcian, member of the KILLER7 A GAME WRITTEN, DESIGNED AND DIRECTED BY SUDA 51, how long has it been?

>What you interfere with now is bigger than you can imagine, if you continue you will bring down the heaven's wrath, you are but one man. Your Doom is Eternal
trust me my dad is Hugo Martin

I fucking love them but they're goofy as fuck.

whos the thiccy behind heavy

I think he's making fun of people for finding this funny, user.

GOAT show

Heavies sister, she craves Soldier's babies.

You made me laugh out loud with that, holy shit.
No no I really do find it funny. There's something about it.

I like joke structures. I just, can't do this one.

I need help writing this joke.

We truly live on a LittleBigPlanet: Game of the Year Edition Including Bonus Content valued at over $30!

Fuck you user, you were the ">I guess we truly are a Team Fortress 2™

seriously?" all along
Kill yourself

>They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger.At last I have become Max Payne.

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>The entire world and all of its history is mine, to Command & Conquer.

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Because... We're 4Channel.org/v/.

>Fisher, we're sending you to Hokkaido to investigate a Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos theory
like wearing high heels

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I think the variants I find funniest are when it includes a subtitle that very clearly does not fit in with the rest of the dialogue. I'm just struggling to think of any games I've played that have a long and drawn-out subtitle.

Plus a lot of my thought right now is being used to think of how funny I find this joke.

Goddammit how do I think of a game.

How many games have I even played?

"You have advanced to the Age of Mythology: Extended Edition".

But that one isn't funny, because it isn't dialogue.

"I can't believe our Mother 3 just died." But that one isn't funny because they are silent protagonists, so that line obviously never occurred. But then again that could make it even funnier due to the absurdity.

"Watch out for that wall! You're going to Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back right into it!"

>And for you there holding the controller right now? Just press the Start button. Let the No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise (PlayStation Move Compatibile) begin!

>I must live up to my family name and accept FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
Genius writing, unironically one of the best fanfics ever made.

I MUST KILL FAST
AND BULLETS TOO SLOW

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>Hitman kills again!
>Police suspect blood money is involved
...brb guys

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>Remember that we're DEUS EX: GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION, stick with the prod.

PROD with the PROD. Just in case, though, we're police.

>End the conspiracy? Nah, I'm sick of being jerked around. I just want to party and Deu Sex.

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>NUMBER ONE
THAT'S TERROR
>NUMBER TWO
THAT'S TERROR

Old men... are the future

But then I spend all the time to write out these long-ass posts and nobody responds. What am I doing wrong? Is the secret to everything that went wrong in my life contained somewhere within this?

Well most people are asleep right now

fucking grow a pair holy shit

Oh wait, you're probably awkward tween zoomers. Don't worry, you'll learn to truly own the stuff you like eventually.

But I want instant gratification and to know that my existence is worth something

Someone make one for Metal Gear Rising

not everything, but you clearly have a lot of self-doubt

>Oh wait, you're probably awkward tween zoomers.
Wasn't it supposed to be those snoys that were the epic boogeyman?

But no one knows that

boogeyman? I pity the zoomers, because they're going through the same shit I did but in the fucking social media age. Goddamn what a nightmare.

Because of shit like this, like they're turning toward an invisible camera and delivering a terrible punchline

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>because they're going through the same shit I did but in the fucking social media age.
Slurping up meme rhetoric?

See

Ich habe es gemacht. Das ist minecraft.

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> What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves a Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!

>Professor, you have the crest of flames.. the Fire Emblem: Three Houses:tm: Seasons of Warfare Special Edition available exclusively on Nintendo Switch!

It was even weirder because it was fully voiced

>I’m Phoenix Wright. Ace Attorney. Trials and Tribulations.

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For sure. How do I get rid of that?

BERSERKER

>I knew then that no matter where fate took us, we would always be Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

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I was talking about dealing with hormonal changes while simultaneously in a phase of extreme social adjustment, but sure, meme rhetoric was blasted at us in the news and now it's blasted at us from all angles.

>there are Super Dragon Balls in Dragon Ball Super
Toyotaro mother fucker
Also
>Z Warriors
Toriyama, stop teaching that shit to Toyotaro

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>doesn't know
Doesn't know what?
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT?

Cancelled, like forever.

This isn't just a landscape, ye barmy berk. This is a planescape: torment remasted edition.

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You don't. You learn to feel it out over time and to benefit from your reflexive self reflection without suffering from letting it lock you down all the time.

has that model ever been released?

I released my trigger from the finger

and I was rhetorical question

Payne wayne!

Okay because at the point where I'm at right now I still beat myself up over every slight misstep in a game.

Like say I'm supposed to go West and I accidentally go North for half a second. Devastated. Not good.

So basically self-doubt shows up for everything as small as that and permeates throughout my life.

"Maybe when this war is over, we can proudly tell our children that we answered the Call of Duty: United Offensive"

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It always feels like someone's shoehorned it into the dialogue just to do it. I remember watching The Walking Dead and burst out laughing when Rick went "We are The Walking Dead™", and when I went to look up a Youtube video of it people in the comments were all like "This was such a serious and sad moment" with paragraphs on how it made them feel as I just watch it to laugh my ass off. Assassin's Creed does it constantly, they can't just say something like "We follow a Creed", they have to figure a way to make it like "You failed the Assassin's Creed and compromised us all!" or stuff like that. Syndicate has one near the start of the game when Jacob and Evie first meet Greenie and it's out of nowhere.

I truly am a Fortunate Son.

>In the end we were the only one who could manage this job. It was my call of duty. Black ops are always here to save American dream.

>It's me again, Mr. New Vegas reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.

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damn your a lucky man. I wish I was, but it aint me, I aint no fortunate son.

Ness, you returned son, you are truly Earthbound: The attack of Giygas

I could tell you a lot of relevant platitudes, but I'll spare you that. Instead, I'll give you a few pieces of advice nearly indistinguishable from platitudes.
1) Seriously just stop yourself and take a deep breath when you catch yourself engaging in mental self-flagellation. Close your eyes if you have to. Ask yourself "Is it really such a big deal?" "Does anyone else really care?" "Did/Would they even notice?"
2) It will take years to truly grow into your brain chemistry and to learn the most efficacious way of interpreting your own brain signals. This is a crucial part of maturing. Some people have actual disorders that need actual treatment. Others jump the gun and get put on meds they never actually needed and wind up with even more issues.
3)This is the internet. Worse still, this is Yea Forums. I am legitimately giving you advice I think might be useful, but damn, you are barking up the wrong tree right now

You have to be fucking with me, there was one fucking comic left could they not stick it out?

Scanning: Metroid Prime

This truly was a Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.

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I wish I was, motherfuckers are taking this joke too far.

Nobody tell him what thread this is, I don't want him to experience disappointment.

This was in an actual Payday 2 promo
>"You see, I need my Payday... 2..."

who the fuck are those people?

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>Not knowing Saxton Hale

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Read the comics fag

Pic rel was probably the best title drop in recent media and only because people never thought of that before and everyone just assumed that the SnK just your generic cool title (even if you consider mistranslation, in Japanese it just means "Advancing/Attacking Titan/Titans" so unless you actively thought about it you wouldn't figure it out).

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You don't read the comics, fine. Not knowing who Saxton Hale is? Cringe.

>...is the attack titan
>it's name...
this makes no sense

>Baby Monkey will never be a Merc with Pauling and Zhanna.

Zhanna. - Offense
Baby Monkey - Defensive
Pauling -Support.

I haven't played Team Fortress 2 after 2011 so it must be a new thing

manga reads right to left retard

Doesn't the next page make fun of her for that?

why? That's dumb, japanese is written left to right as far as I know

Saxton Hale was already added to the game lore by then

It was originally written vertically from top to bottom, with new lines beings placed to the left of previous lines. Their book binding reflected that and continued to even after they switched to horizontal left-to-right writing like that of the western world.

Horizontally yes but it can be written vertically in which case it's top to bottom, right to left. Either way pages are still right to left; page 3 is to the right of page 4.

I just realised that I am now older than the Scout now, even though I started playing when I was 14

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if you were a fan of dance gavin dance, you would know the absolute gold you just posted.

okay this makes sense

>Sneaking past Lee
That's pretty based of you

youtube.com/watch?v=zigTx34rpsw

The end of the show got leaked and all bronies killed themselves
Lee and the other barneyfags have won, they don't need to fight anymore

>Was it really necessary to act like a N+
wow

You've never heard or seen a Saxton Hale server? How...

You're already playing *BING BING WA-HOO!*
and a bangin' musical number is too embarrassing for you?

That shit was so cheesy its fine with me
>the diamond?
>not just any diamond, THE diamond
>thats literally what i just said

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>So, this is the Infamous Second Son!

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no engineer?

I will straighten her up

>jump on the CryEngine.

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fuck off tranny dyke wishful thinkers

VA is Burch?

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What are we, some kind of TEAM FORTRESS 2?

get the hell out of here denton

what are you gonna play first over the christmas holidays? hlvr or the heavy update?

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But cowboy bebop also said it would start an entirely new genre

>Because we're Sonic Heroes!
Really?

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Saxton Hale was before 2011.

It wasn't the writers who quit. They have the whole story planned out, but Gay Ben never gave the go ahead to work on the final comic.

Do all of these threads exclusively consist of pretending there's a namedrop and then others pretending they thought the fake namedrop was funny? I have literally never found a funny post in any of these. The only one that comes close is this and the joke is based on mispronouncing the name.

>tails and knuckles embarrassed in the back
nice touch

>It's Timesplitters: Future Perfect™
Right... whatever.

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>lady, I'm about to give you a real System Shock
really nigga

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It can be however you want it to be.

>"Squall, you have to stop her before everything we hold dear becomes a FINAL FANTASY VIII - REMASTERED."
Gotta say it was implemented well.

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>In Detroit become human we have.

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Wasn't as bad as:
>"We Three Houses meet at this battle of gronder field."

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>chapter 7 fucking never

>We Are Overwatch™.

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>I've got an important message for Mega Man. Zero, Too, needs to hear this.
Jesus Christ, Capcom.

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That one's pretty clever.

>Dyatlov the Chernobyl™ reactor has exploded!
fucking really?

ugly fucking goblin

no bullshit attitude unironically

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He is the TRUE HIGH KING of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

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Hey, Leon, want to have lots of unprotected vaginal sex with me and ejaculate in my cervix over and over until I get knocked up?
I'm ovulating right now.

No way fag, I would rather go home and play resident evil 4 on my nintendo gamecube™

how fucking new are you to not know this
lurk, faggot. Even redditors know more than you