If you were Nintendo, how would you prevent leaks?

>credible leakers

lmao

This. I'd try to get people talking about the game as much as possible

>Became so accurate Nintendo sent a C&D during E3
>The other leaked the entire indie direct

Fire everybody in Treehouse.

Send out fake leaks. “Accidentally” leak stuff so often that you could never guess when one was real.

>Tfw this is probably true.

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I'd just keep up whatever they're doing now.

give random batches of employees false but incredibly specific information on nonexistent future products, narrow down which one is leaking shit when said bullshit info gets leaked out
next time some faggot on gamefaqs posts that his insiders said baby mario is the next DLC you can nail the faggot intern you showed the faked reveal trailer to
it'll cause massive paranoia and fear among staff and thats the correct way to run a company in my opinion

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What if someone randomly guesses exactly what you told an employee?

I would just show WHO IS IN THE FUCKING FIGHTER'S PASS FROM THE START LIKE AN SENSIBLE FUCKING COMPANY. IT ISN'T CHRISTMAS, SAKURAI, WE DON'T NEED TO WAIT TO SEE THE SURPRISE GIFT.

impossible, no one could possibly be autistic enough to make up endless fake leaks in the hopes of getting one correct for the five seconds of fame
they've clearly stolen precious information and i will be taking the take-two option of sending hired thugs to their house

Then tell each employee a handful of things. It’s entirely possible some autist guess a single character or detail, but not a specific combination of several ones

>give each employee different information
>the one that leaks will be fired on the spot

Unironically post "accidental" fake leaks on the Nintendo website, something about a character copyright or a company.
I'd only use obscure characters as test dummies though so nobody but the obsessive characterfags from the bottom depths of the internet are mad. characters like Klonoa

Why would I prevent leaks?
It's free hype

Sadly Yakuza no longer owns Nintendo.

Yeah and theyre not responsible for Japan still having censored genitals in their porn for some inexplicable reason

Yes, of course no one could ever be that autistic, especially not Smashfags, how could I be so silly.

I would stop hiring fathers exclusively, they're always leaking information to their sons

>implying that's not already what they're doing

FAKE LEAKS
like 4 or 6 new fake leaks everyday
i would have fuckers hired just to leak stupid shit

By literally firing everyone since its obvious which would scare them or literally stop telling the other nintendos news in advance especially america and the spanish one. If all they literally do is videos then i dont see why its impossible to just keep shit under wraps to the last possible moment.

start doing shit so stupid it'd be impossible to believe it

Why would it be him over a KoF rep? I haven't heard anything about this western office thing. Can you explain that?

This. They could have easily put a fake copyright on that fighter 4 page and tricked everyone

i dont even have a switch dude

send private investigators

I would show my wiener to everyone

That practically happens here on a daily basis

the snk trademark is literally on the forth fighters pass characters page. do you have rocks in your brain?

Just announce everything on Twitter as soon as the deal has been finalized.

>2019
>Still thinking that "leaks" are leaks

Gee golly it sure would provide some good advertisement if video game devs/companies had some sort of "leaked" information about an upcoming game or game system.

I usually like getting surprised when it comes to fighting game season passes but I cant take this smash autism from Yea Forums and twitter. Just make silhouettes of the characters at the start and reveal them slowly and then act surprise when one of them gets announced.

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call a plumber

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depends

Distract the Community by posting Reggies Nudes

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Came in this thread expecting this to be the first result, I am disappoint

firing everybody

We all are user.

The "who shot Mr Burns" approach, exquisite.

this
as long as it was grinch tier shit all the time you would have no idea what to believe

Hype culture is fucking cancer. Leaks are good.

Same shit the CIA does, flood the public with false leads and disinfo

idk who the other guy is but sabi's words on it just feel off to me- they've been C&D'd already regarding Nintendo leaks, say some super vague shit, then go "yes this is what I meant all along" and agreeing when another "insider" says something.
i'm not doubting that it's an SNK fighter since the copyright thing feels pretty conclusive to me, but insiders are hard to get my trust.

I still think grinch was an insider job, too much luck to drive it's hype train

NONE of the leaks on Yea Forums have EVER been. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE. If you think Nintendo is worried about you faggots making fake posts on fucking Yea Forums then you're literally fucking retarded.

Announce all the characters in my season pass up front like a respectable consumer friendly company

When Mortal Kombat 11 did this people complained about having to wait 7 months. Nintendo knows that drip-feeding the DLC will keep hype going for potentially YEARS.

pipedope and good solder

Stop being so popular and interesting.