Smash Brothers es el juego de México. Incluso el mejor jugador es mexicano. Y ahora tenemos a Terry y Gohan Blanco...

Smash Brothers es el juego de México. Incluso el mejor jugador es mexicano. Y ahora tenemos a Terry y Gohan Blanco. A la mierda los coños americanos.

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Basado.

Puta.

Esto es el fin, Gohan Blanco.

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When is that fucking wall gonna get built?

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Please build the wall as punishment. These fuckfaces know nothing about tastes. Thanks for wasting a spot, beaners.

Basado.

Haha, you faggots got tricked. Ebin Blumpf is never going to build a wall.

lol

cringe

Basado
encogerse

Puta de mayo

i would be more worried about the cartels than a game

Can someone please post those gohan calvo comics with the broken english ive been looking for them since the T.O.P and i cant find them.Yes i was too stupid to save them

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Badado y rojopastillado

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>country is tearing apart
>smash champion is mexican and the game too
tomorrow mkleo is going to be hanging from a bridge

>Biejas

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

jesus user not all mexico is juarez

Es hora cabrones?!?!?!!?!

and not all usa is texas

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This is the only one I have, unfortunately.

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y redpileado

You wish the rest of the country was like Texas.

I want to fuck marry a qt Mexican girl.

It wishes it was, though.

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Why the fuck are spanish memes so funny

>Gohan Blanco
The Gohan Blanco skin is based off of a DQ character called Terry. This means that Smash has two Terrys. One Terry is Gohan Blanco, and the other Terry is every Mexican's main.

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>wanting the rest of usa to be mexican banditos and cowboys
That sounds like a massive improvement.

you did it wrong, amigo

How so?

La mezcla de razas es una blasfemia, compadre

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hola

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>El Chad de los Chads
I love these spic DB memes

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the funny thing is the spic db memes is not even known among spic db groups, is like an exclusive Yea Forums meme unless some fag already is spreading this in their fagbook page for likes

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puto el q lo lea

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>He still thinks the wall thing is real
Top kek mate

why are mexicans so based? you don't see them digging old things you said just to ruin your life meanwhile here you can't even mention hitler without unable to get a credit card

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quisieras, pinche turboautista. Doy clases a morros pendejos que se la pasan hablando de esas mamadas y de shaggy y T-possing en el salon. Pinches morros mecos.

user...

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Because we don't give a fuck about being politically correct, nobody gets offended by words when in your country people gets hanged and beheaded.

Yeah, that was the presidente's crazy thing of the week.

Mexican presidents are retarded, the general population only laughs at the things they say and do

Old story my dude. For the record we are totally ok with the conquest.

BASADO Y GOHANPILDOREADO

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cucked

Donde esta Jirengamer25

>americans cry about their president for all the alleged things they always repeat over and over
>meanwhile we have an old fart of a president who is ruining the country even more

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It is not that we are ok, it is just something that happened so long ago, it happened and that's it, instead of being a retard butyhurted with the Spaniards asking for an apology he should try to develop the indigenous parts of the country

Nigger... Lover

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im glad we actually got conquered, imagine having to die over a common flu before hitting puberty

hit a nerve huh?

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Imagine getting sacrificed in front of everyone with some crazy shaman opening your chest to extract your heart, aztecs sacrificed more people than any other civilization in history, sooner or latter you could become the next one selected for the sacrifices.

You call him a cuck when you love niggers, there is nothing more cucked than that

imagine suck your conquerors dick so hard that even your woman start to go with them
malinche enjoyed that chad cortes dick and you know it

>he actually believed Drumpf's bullshit
>he's out next year

el oh el

>the double agent they put to maintain the rednecks calm is going to get put next year
Yeah no, check out the elections, democrats are not even putting someone capable of defeating him.

man wish i was there to suck dicks, too.

We aren't SJW (mostly) in Mexico and we make satire out of everything.

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you can still go to spain user and make your ancestors proud sucking some spanish cock

we laugh at anything, who cares how recent or tragic it was
brb buying plane ticket

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i hope thats a check

Even radical feminists like their share of edgy humor, I blame America for those though, fuck them in the ass.

They're 1st and 2nd place banners in some sort of foot race or something.
The 1st place kid won some balls while the 2nd place kid won a fucking sealed bag of beans.

I don't even know what the fuck the 3rd place could possibly have gotten.

nope, just a big letter saying which place you end up in. as a prize he got a bag of beans

>tfw I'm from Puebla too
Stupid retard, how do you even sink that fast anyway?

>coños
Esto es falseflag o los mexicanos tambien dicen coño?

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>having a third place
user... I

i believe if you dip in standing you can go under really fast. plus the water was very dirty you couldn't even see where he might be. i suspect he went under the boat he was holding on to before falling

kek

Cállate narco de mierda >:(

>I don't even know what the fuck the 3rd place could possibly have gotten.

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It's not that common but yes, coño is sometimes used, as mierda synonym.

I say joder too.

This is an English board you huehue monkey

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I think he tried to grab on the trajinera, you can see some splashes right after he sinks, but yeah water is filthy. Natural selection I guess.

>not saying mierda
Wtf mexibros

all those sponsors and the best they could do was some bootleg balls and a bag of beans...
mexico lindo y querido