Have you ever lost to a girl in a video game?

>everyone cheering at the end
that was a thrilling webm, thanks user.

I never got that move. Back in highschool a guy tried doing that to me, I held his head under my arm and he slammed the ground forehead first.

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he can never show his face in public again.

>hop on csgo for the first time in a year
>see anime avatar that kills me
>call him an autistc tranny
>turns out it's a girl
>check hours to calm myself down
>80 hours in the last two weeks
Dodged a bullet there

Ohhh no you threw me into the floor and now you are going to get on top of me and inmobilize me with your tights and chest, you got me really good female user, I am so much weaker than you, but I will try to escape just let me try grabbing you...

>[CHAIR CLATTERING]

This happened to me when I took wrestling in HS but I'm gay so I didn't care.

He let her win. Could've dropped her on her head but didn't want to hurt her.

she knows that shes just giving him a massive erection and he could literally kill her if he wanted right?

no id have killed myself if i did

She's getting off on how she dominated him, guaranteed

Then he didn't do it properly and had his head perpendicular
Not to say shoots are OP or anything but it's just improper form if they can defend with a headlock instead of sprawling

God I wish that were me

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His looks.

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Most tactless entry into an ezekiel choke I've ever seen. I would sweep this bitch and RNC her in a heartbeat.

We know.

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I want a girl to pin me down like this

t.guy getting wrangled in video

How swiftly could Yea Forums put their penises in her vagina?

Almost a stud if he didn't have gorilla lips.

at whatever speed she wanted

Moot, that lucky motherfucker

>have match against girl
>spend that night pulling hairs out of my mouth
at least I didn't end up covered in glitter like other guys have

If you had dodged the bullet, you wouldn't have died.

That was a really good shot, wow
Reminder that no matter who you are or who you're fighting, if you shoot in and get him and can lift like that, you win the fight. The slam that follows on cement will end it 100% guaranteed.
youtube.com/watch?v=oITfBPe2Ofk

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He hesitates to throw her down by the chair and at what cost

im killing myself i dont have a cute tomboy girl to pin me down and i didn't get quads

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how do you not get a massive boner with this, she's headlocking his face into her tits.

>GO HOME GAMER GIRL

I think so, there was a weeb bitch online that played really well Soul Calibur 5 like years back. I may have lost a few matches

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where did she run to, Yea Forums?

I would be so turned on I'd just be fucking frozen

When you exercise all the blood is going to your muscles. Not much left to go to your boner. I grapple with women everyday. It's not very erotic and I regular grapple with strippers.

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Damn, I think I'm gay now.

Home...

He would've lost his chance to get up and close on her tits, a man must make sacrifices

The Yea Forums mansion bedroom

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>and I regular grapple with strippers.
wha?

I grappled your mom last night LOL

bad clip no cute girl

fucking fatlus, give Sae romance already

That guys an idiot, fighting a woman is ALWAYS a bad idea, there's only two possible options, either
You win and look like a douche for beating up an (implied weaker) woman or
You lose and look like a little bitch who got beat up by an (implied weaker) woman

It doesn't matter if she's a master MMA fighter, people will instinctively think you're stronger and therefore fighting downward just cause you're a dude.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad new but you are a full on homosexual

>you will never struggle under a girls light weight
>you will never have your oxygen slightly cut off
>you will never be fully aware but temporarily immobilized feeling her smaller hands pull off your boxers

What a goofy fight

giwtwm

It must be hard to concentrate when all your blood is surging towards your dick

I mean if this was a real fight like, she seriously wants to hurt you I could see not getting aroused, too focused on just kicking her ass

But training? I'd lose focus on the fight and be thinking about how this is almost like fucking and at least get a half mast.

why the fuck was the fat man hitting himself?

She is is so painfully hot.

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It's hard to tell someones sex in a game. Nobody uses mics anymore.

i wonder how devastating a "real" ddt would be on somebodies skull

>a girl will never laugh at your tiny dick, as the last glimmers of light fade from your sight and she breaks your pathetic neck

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Ehy did this faggot even let her get to this position, God damn fucking retard holy shit
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There's a woman in my judo/jujutsu school who's like 6 feet tall and 190 pounds. She's big, not fat just thick over her body like thick legs and busty, and chooses to smother me when we grapple to tire me out because I'm stronger than her. I'm 5'7" and 160 pounds so she's bigger than me.
She's really nice, she's single and I think she's made passes at me before. Should I ask her out?

Not sure why you felt the need to type this, lmfao.

>Being this fragile.

>his foot flopping around at the end
that's a yikes from me senpai

To my siste a couple of times, but I get lost on her eyes all the time

Yes

You should "accidentally" grab her ass when you get grappled and see what happens

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Imagine having so much low testosterone, typical whitoid

>Should I ask her out?
Yes

Never...fuck thoses pleb
Step up ur game faggot

>act like a faggot
>get beat up by a fat girl and break your ankle
Nice to see karma at work for once.

Well we were both on the lightweight side, but back then it wasn't that funny, I seriously thought the dude committed sudoku and I was going to jail, but he was just unconscious.

I have never heard of a single person getting a boner in the gym. We have people of every race and a lot of us are full time athletes and have high T.

Sounds like you guys are going through puberty and get a boner from rubbing up against your 3 ring binder.

Wtf just throw her off

Third times the charm. I'm gonna do it, thanks anons

youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo

He's trying to manifest his Persona

Good luck user, remember to be yourself, which mean be confident. And for the love of God don't go to the cinema for your first date.

at this point I would settle for a girl killing me.
you will feel her touch you and never have to know the suffering of that embraces eventual end.

that last one the nigger straight up sucker punched that dude, what a pussy

Do it unless you're a faggot scared of taller chicks.

kek

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Can confirm.
There was a girl on my wrestling team in highschool and when we wrestled I never got a boner because my body was focused on the sport instead of getting hard. One time when she was laying on top of me for a long time for a drill I did start getting hard but I mentally stopped myself so I wouldn’t be that kid that had a noticeable boner in wrestling.
I never let her win or get the upper hand but she was pretty good for a girl and she beat a lot of guys on JV. When I wrestled girls on other teams I always beat them pretty swiftly, going hard but not super hard on them.

That goofy fuck punching himself in the head lol.

Imagine coming to the defense of a ham planet ever

Do it, user. I've only dated women close to my height or taller. Clearly this isn't a worry for you, so that's legit.

We're rooting for you.

this is porn isnt it

Oh Todd you lucky bastard

Stfu wh*toid, the white boy didnt expect the dude hitting him because he was smaller, thought he wouldn't do anything. Proved him wrong nicely.

Jesus she's hot as fuck. Actual flawless body.

the optimal solution is to restrain her without causing damage. Since she's a woman it shouldn't be hard but obviously this guy is a weak pussy

>tfw have a fetish for losing to girls
Not to grab a feel or anything like that, just losing, preferably to something high stakes where I don't want to lose (kinda like a rape fetish in its paradoxicality). No idea where that comes from since I was never bullied by girls or anything in my youth. Anyone else like that?

sloppy double leg, didnt even slide into entry

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Yeah I was playing smash with a girl and my peeper becomes big pee when I lose to her

I feel my penis power increasing just thinking about it

Is...is this a common occurrence in MMA gyms? Asking for a friend, a friend called me, im asking for me.

life is suffering. truly awful.

>literally an mma porn parody
>Yea Forums still tries to critique the technique
you fucking autists

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I lost several games of chess in a row to a person claiming to be a woman online (in fact this happened on Yea Forums), but you never know if it's actually a woman, or even actually a person for that matter.