Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!

Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!

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How did they catch him? He could have easily escaped after Zelda found him.

PURE body fat

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healers are for fags

After you scrubbed all the floors in Yea Forums THEEEN we can talk about mercy!

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>"I'll make sure he doesn't get away!"

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Then after you scrub all the floors in Yea Forums

We have enough fucking janitors here.

They're in

Fucking forgot about Fari. Too bad he just didn't save the King from Ganon.

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Lamp oil

All right you cocksucker, this is my last warning. Leave my fucking store. Never come back. Never fucking "duck walk" your twink ass into here again unless you want to get FUCKED, faggot. I swear to all that is holy on my Koridian scripture I will fucking END you. You think bombs grow on trees? You think I shit rope out my ass? Fuck you, cuntboy. You think you can come in here and expect a fucking charity operation? I don't give a gorea's rat ass that you gambled your shriveled cunting balls away at Harlequin's suck-dick casino, and I don't care that you're looking at 12-inches of iron Militron cock as your nightly suppository for crossing the wrong crowd. It's not my fucking problem bitch boy and I don't give shit for free. I'll let Glutko fuck your ass for a couple of rupees before I give you one fucking drop of lamp oil. In fact I bet Glutko will pay ME for that oil to lube your ass for him, and you know what, I'd let him. Because I don't serve poor-asses, I don't cater to dumb-asses, and I don't need your faggoty BROKE ass in my store.

In short: eat shit, go die, get the fuck out of here and don't fucking talk to me unless you're a little mmm, richer.

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based

I miss old youtube, bros

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>medieval castle
>renaissance musketeer guard

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A little bit of based in my life, a little bit of redpilled by my side

Rape

Bombs? ssssbmoB

SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB MY WII

When are they gonna remaster the CDI games already?

GORONU

How did Raimi get away with this?

Your majesty
You must die

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why are russian animation so fucking weird?

Don't tell me you think "The Hedgehog in the Fog" isn't peak kino.

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Then after you scrubbed all the floors in Yea Forums

(YouTube poop, only boomers will understand this joke!)

Then after you rub MY DICK

I can't go unlike this. I need the PEE Ess threee.
>Get a job.
GREAT!

NO

NOT THE PIT

it's "on like this" ya doof

peak 2007 nerd

your nipples please me

Then you can beat off and cum onto Ganon's beautiful face!

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Scrub scrub scrub my Wii