>OOOOOH BANANA
OOOOOH BANANA
Haha, that's pretty funny. Mind if I save it?
DON
DON
DON-KEY KONG
i'm a banana
no, i sue you
ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
I started a new file up, and usually when Donkey Kong sees a banana he says "OH. BA-NA-NA." but he did not this time. He said, "EUGCHHHH! BANANA!" It sounded like a little boy screaming, I couldn't quite make it out. That's when I turned around and saw my mom in red face paint.
I've got this feeling
so appealing
> OOOOOHHHHHH BACKTRACKING
>no DK64 remastered with the ability to switch kongs on the fly
>no original DKC trilogy remaster
>no news of a third retro game
>DKR remaster or sequel never ever
>Tiny's still dressed like a slut
save it my friend, it's all yours!
OH BANANA
ME FUNNY ME BANANA
OOHHHH ME FUNNY BANANA
I was 5 years old in 2005.
God damn.
EWWWWWWWWWWW
WHORE EYELASHES
FUNNY BANANA
Yeeaaaaahhhhhh
TIME TO EXPAND
ME MONKEY ME FUNNY
God, I love these apes
I quit
FUNNY MONKEY FUNNY
Season 2 when?
And that how's AIDS was invented
based kong fuckers
>hentai in this thread
Clean it up Janny
Why are the DK girls so hot?
>Implying this stuff belongs in anything other than in the bin.
This makes my banana the big banana.
RING RING RING RING
RING
RING
RING
BANANAPHONE
We will never see Candy, Tiny, or any new female in the DK series because Nintendo and Retro is gay.
>mods too busy faping to literal monkeys
They could tally my banana
Why the fuck would anyone want to become a Janitor?
Maybe people want to actually have more power in keeping the quality of their board up?
I dunno.
Jans are jacking it to ape tits
if you become a janny on a fast board, you have a lot of power in your hands
Literally the only reason i can think of are pizza notifications.
>We will never see Candy, Tiny, or any new female in the DK series because Nintendo and Retro is gay.
Sad. Especially since they would never do sexy models of them.
Candy would probably get a titty nerf like tawna
>JANITORS CANNOT:
>- Ban Users
>- Access any administrative functions
>- Use capcodes, make "official" posts, or set rules
>- See user IP adresses or hostnames
Yeah, cool "power".
>what are deleted threads?
Imagine if your vidya waifu had as much of a growth spurt in height and filling out as Tiny Kong did? What would be look like then?
That would be depressing. Nintendo fans love to pretend that Nintendo is not for censorship, but notice how small breasted their females are. Bitches are not attractive.
That's actually why I hate Janitors. We used to have a shitton of fun threads on Yea Forums but because 1 (ONE) user comes up with a shitpost or porn, the jannies delete the ENTIRE threads because apparently they can't delete single posts or some shit, so the entire thread gets nuked and everyone else suffers.
Fuck Jannies. Dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen. Janny genocide when.
>this thread
BURGLE MY BANANAS!!!
BLUE-nana's
*buh dum tss*
Is the 5th Generation the one with the best Voice Clips?
clean it up, new jannies
what
>Tiny’s still dressed like a slut.
And this is a bad thing?
oo
>the ability to switch kongs on the fly
Weren't there certain areas in the game that relied on you not being able to do this, due to the Kongs' having some mutually exclusive abilities?
BANANAAAAAAAAAA
Never