Is mario a retard?

Why obsess over Peach when she doesn't even respect him over wife material Pauline?

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Why would Pauline want him in the first place when there are guys like Waluigi?

They tried dating. Didn't work. They remain friends.

She's dating Donkey Kong

She's married to her city.

Mario and Pauline are more like casual fuckbuddies.

fuck friends

i made my fuck buddy gain weight and now she has a big belly i always play with

>I ruined a person
Why are you proud of it?

The entire city fucks her? No wonder everyone looks the same with all the inbreeding

Peach is Miyamoto's waifu is why, so as long as he has a say she will always be the top girl and Mario's obsession.

it's a kid game autist

Did DK fuck her?

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Mario just likes helping people.

Because peach is an absolute monarch with more land vs some shitty mayor

Now she is tied to him because no other male would fuck a land whale, smart move

Did you listen to the full song 10 times in every costume to unlock the secret scene?

pauline didn't even remember him in Odyssey, the "Peach doesn't respect him" meme isn't real, they definitely are meant to be love interests in most games.

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What's going on in this image?

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Goin' 8 seconds on the pink bull.
Yee Haw.

I can't believe they weren't ever even married to begin with.

But if you don't even want to marry them after all that time together I think that's a sign the relationship is going nowhere

I wish this was the case. My ex was 160 when I started dating her. Now she's 230 pounds and gets new boytoys on tinder weekly. Even 3/10 women can get railed by 8/10 guys regularly.

>barely survived a collapsing moon
>after being kidnapped and dragged around the whole world
>your kidnapper starts fighting your hero forcing you their gifts onto you
It's understandable

Feeders are awful, you're awful. Is the correct public answer.

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