Pet companion is a female

>companion is a female and you can pregnant her

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How do they hide the boner?

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What is wrong with white people smdh

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I N T E R I O R

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In the cheetah pussy

OYJK

kek thanks for the memories

Why is bestiality so commonplace these days?
Reminds me of all the Mare pussy spam.

You can see the outline of the wolf's tongue in her cheek...

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>No fem khajiit gf
Life is suffering

Because it's hot.

How thicc is this boi?

Is that thing real? It looks so big

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>However, even with their heavy bodies and slow metabolisms, alligators are capable of short bursts of speed that can exceed 30 miles per hour.

I don't think I'd even stand as close as either of those idiots, good luck outrunning that behemoth at that distance
Also gator is a cute

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>Cheetah licking furiously in the face, showing affection
>Man rubs the chest, wishing there were tits there

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she's allowing it because it's a wolf and she doesn't want to get eaten

Now lick her other lips

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alright fine I'll be the one to say that wolves lick eachother's teeth as a greeting. Pulling away from one trying to say hello is a good way to get your face eaten.

I noticed a correlation between zoo posting and #metoo accusations.

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b i g b o i

Nasty

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INTERIOR
CROCODILE
ALLIGATOR

>ywn be the little spoon with your soft khajit gf
What's the point of life again?

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you can see the regret in his eyes, he probably just wanted a temp wagie job but is now stuck trying to navigate his dick in bird pussy

>that fucking lap straddle
FUCK

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based CHIP the RIPurrrrrrrr poster

Cheetah's have barbs on their tongue, no?
I would imagine that feels like taking a belt sander to the face

Why is it always white women?

I'd find it hard to not get a boner desu

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Black women don't have the monetary resources to be in that position. Minority women are too busy collecting welfare to do anything interesting/worthwhile.

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>You can see the wolf tongue licking the inside of her cheeks

Fucking hell lads.

Avians are the patrician choice.

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Crocodiles never stop growing, they only die when they need more intake than they can procure, you could have a bus sized croc if you fed it correctly

because any other race of women are afraid of animals.

why can i hear hydraulics and pistons in my head when its legs move

yeah they do, its like a regular house cats tongue but worse

Is there another clip of her getting rammed by the knot?

>animal companion spawns items

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What movie is this from?

this gave me a boner

white people are seriously disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

Because those are the only webms posted?
Oh wait, millennials unironically get their worldview from webms and twitter screencaps.
What a failed generation.

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i... uhh... forgot the pizza in the oven... brb

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blade runner 2049

the grifter

at first i felt sad

but then i thought serves you right for having such deliicous eggs, you salty cold whore

Mocking millennials is one of my favourite pastimes.
They are like 5 year olds but with hair dye, and are less likely to fight back if you attack them.
t. zoomer

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>femdom foot fetish birb
i really do not know how to feel about this

Imagine being impregnated and have your fetuses harvested over and over

is bestiality legal

shes smiling too (shes trying not to) which is bad because they see it as literally the opposite of a smile

Uh so which one?

>you can aggro your pet companion

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asking for a friend... of a friend.

that's probably somebody's fetish

Hmmm, a video I watched had them cut the sturgeon open for it's eggs, I wonder why they dont just squeeze it like in the Webm if that means you can have multiple harvests.

I can assure you it's not
as a filthy degenerate I can attest that the dog fucking market is dominated by South Americans and JAVs

In America, since they are peak societal dystopia.
They fuck animals all the time, from dogs to niggers.

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Agarest of War.

imagine those talons on your cock bro

idk, look up the laws

it's blade runner you moron
google "blade runner GOD DAMNIT"

In Denmark it is

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ouch, you can kinda see the pain on the guy's face

What the fuck kind of idiot would ever think it a good idea to sneak up on a bear?
I sincerely hope whoever filmed that was removed from the gene pool.

>82 posts when the thread has only been up 33 minutes

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Why do so many people in Yea Forums masturbate to zoophilia?

i don't want a fucking talon fetish too, i'm degenerate enough as it is

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>dragging /pol/shit into a comfy /van/ thread

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>that qt little femboy rubbing chocolate sauce all over himself
This is the last webm I expected to give me a boner

>pet companion can choose good karma

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No it was outlawed a few years ago:(

>has long hair so its a femboy
Learn your shit, fag.

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fuck off back to % you snivelling, vile little child
you don't belong here

we’ve had worse

not a furry or anything but that's a pretty lioness

rip

excuse me but what the fuck

Does it hurt the fish?

>owo its so cute and I want to fuck it!
it could easily kill you and would happily gorge upon your still hot organs without a shred of compassion or notice

can't really speak for anybody else but I'm not attracted to animals but rather I've come to the point where I can really only get off to women doing the most degenerate shit, not be
however there probably are plenty of furries here that are filthy animal fuckers

The only difference between the twink in the webm and the one you posted is hairstyle and fucking makeup.

IT'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR

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Look at this fucking dinosaur. These things should not exist in this millennium.

>those eyelashes

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you don't have to come out to us bro its cool

>t. Boomer in denial

Go ask your mother for some more chicken tendies you freeloader ;)

bruh he probably has hickface

>pet companions have cosmetic options

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Go pretend you are saving the world by posting crap on social media about superhero movies, blue hair.

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Not sexually attracted but damn that's a pretty face, almost doesn't look real.

what was his plan exactly ?

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sequel when?

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devil bitch tongue kissing a jackal n the mouth

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Ed...ward

once again you have saved the board from a horribly good time
good job captain killjoy, you've done it again
gotta make room for all those smash threads and identity politics

Yeah I'd fuck that lion, I'm not ashamed to say it.

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can you imagine some asshole squeezing your pregnant stomach so hard your baby pops out and then he just leaves with it

...so you support people sneaking up on fucking bears?
That or you are some hypersensitive snowflake who thinks I should take pity on such a retard.
Either way, clearly the only one who doesn't belong and should fuck off is you.

At least smash threads are on topic, and not
>DUDE LE ANIMALS ARE SO EBIN LMAO

>thinking you cant befriend animals
Brainlet

Do lions randomly attack other lions they live with? retard

>He actually fucking kicked the bear

I bet the guy thought the video would get him pussy

there's unironically better content and discussion in these kinds of threads

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>[Deleted]
OH NO NO NO

He's just some loser craving attention on Yea Forums. Can't imagine anyone that sad has friends in the real world.

it is

honestly would rather have a small handful of off topic threads then a whole lot of the same old bullshit
it lets the board air out a bit

>pet companions grow attached to you

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I remember this. Guy filming tells his friend something like: "Get next to it, for perspective".

Birth defect or injury?

crashing this bear

No.

What you want doesn't matter.

>it lets the board air out a bit
Yeah, too much videogame discussion in the videogame board.

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that's terrifying but also hot

Why would someone kick a bear before leaving the forest?

uhhhh

i just wanted to talk about video games man

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>console wars, HE'S IN, and wojak spamming is discussion

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>expecting vidya discussion on Yea Forums of all places
my friend all there is here is /pol/shittery where there should be none, waifu/husbando threads and shitposting, ebin vs steam nu-consolewar shit and smash threads
this is a fucking improvement

ignore the attention-whore

More than this.

They should ban all of them, correct.
Let them begin with this reddit thread.

AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID
THINKING I COULD NEVER SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE
kiwisforkiwi.org/about-kiwi/threats/

That looks pretty amazing until it started showing his gay buddies

Welcome...to JURASSIC PARK

Imagine being so hyper-paranoid and afraid of everything.
The alligator isn't gonna just charge at somebody 30 fucking feet away UNPROVOKED. They have no interest tussling with giant fucking apes for food. I bet you won't swim in the ocean because you are afraid of sharks.

BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS JUST THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG
AND I GREW STRONG
AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG
cnn.com/2017/12/05/world/kiwi-red-list-intl/index.html

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Fuck it's careless as hell.
Sometime these wild animals will send their "owners" to a hospital.

that supposed to be a turn off?

I immediately started singing the song in my head.

The strutting sea titan, a gigantic gadabout of a gator. Behold as this behemoth from beneath the bog bustles about like a brash braggart. A prehistoric prince practices a proud prance.

woah dem whites be disgusting fucking animals and shieeeet yall yikes oof

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Aww I think he lost his mommy
I wonder if he tried his penis next

hardvore isn't exactly my thing but you do you, user

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Imagine having a bad case of constipation and just getting emptied like that, must feel like fucking heaven

Nice

>these webms
So that's why furries are a thing, huh.

>pet companion has to be micromanaged

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Brazilian girls and Japanese girls do it too.

imagine being this guy

>Best Character survives the cataclysm

Human sexual partners can do that as well
At least you know when an animal loves you it really loves you

All things considered, I'm less scared of big cats than pitbulls.
They can both kill me in minutes, but the pit is more unpredictable, more likely to get close to me and its owner won't do shit if he attacks, unlike a park ranger.

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I often do but they always get impalled by a pack of niggers with spears.

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>hey man leave me alone I'm not doing anything I'm just talking a walk in my back yard you really don't have any right to be here unless you want to get mauled ok can he even hear me I don't really think anyone would blame me for mauling him at this point and he just kicked me I don't understand it I could maul him I really could if he doesn't leave me alone ok I'm doing it here I goRRAAUGHAAUAGHAUGH!

forgot pic
fuck

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>all these uneducated anons who couldn't be bothered to look up why this is happening
As someone who had this happen to themselves, I'd like to say that you either let them do it or you risk getting mauled to death for disrespect to the pack leader. Your choice.

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take your meds, schizo

the cub got trampled by a stamped making him paralyzed

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Only in canada

This is all sorts of disturbing. Also, never let a predatory animal on top of you, such as dogs. They see it as a form of submission and will lead to obedience/behavioral problems later down the road. inb4 anecdotes.

exactly what I thought of. crazy how that scene is still embedded in my memories, even after all these years.

Were you that bear?

why the fuck would you stand that close

Which is why you always carry a gun if you are near wolves.

>get frenched
>or die

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>This much fur, in a place where it can get to 50+ celsius during the day
For what purpose? It must be cumbersome and a flaw

I blame Disney for that scene with Nala

>vore
is garbage in all of it forms and should be eradicated from this world.
The excitement comes from the risk of messy death at the whim of a dangerous creature

Imagine if it was sucking your penis haha that would be weird haha

>that bowlegged walk while he was still trying to hold it together
fuck I felt that

Based Youtube commenter.

youtube.com/watch?v=N8nNbCwordw
Deep sea Meta predictions
for me, it's the hagfish

cute lion boyfriends

I can't tell if that's kind of sad or kind of gross. Like the might be fucked up and that's why he's gotta do that, but how in the fuck could you make a cat understand when it's time to piss.

t. a little pussy

It was in a wolf sanctuary mister "badass".

Even if you're a furfag I doubt you'll enjoy it because it was really ticklish and disgusting.

The mane most likely saved their lives more than once when lions fight over territory or tigers.

haha fags

why are lions so gay

It's like a knife fetish fused with a foot fetish.

you can see the couple seconds it took for the pain to kick in and then he immediately lies down and tries not to die
kek I guess nut shots are a feeling most mammals can relate to

>animal companion can steal items for you

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Neck protection is important when everyone goes for the jugular.

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Obviously fake. The alligator's shadow is too short and in the wrong direction, and no one would be that much of a retard to follow it for social media points.

Probably the same way humans make babies poop/pee on schedule.

right in the bear necessities

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>Imagine being such a fuckig failure you gain sexual attraction from being an inferior being and eaten alive.
They say cucks are pathetic, but this really takes the cake.

>30 miles per hour
They can do that in water but not on land. On land it's 10-15 miles per hour.
youtube.com/watch?v=OsszAefsNSk

Just gonna throw this out there I think it looks fucking gross too but the showing teeth thing is very important when dealing with wolves. It is a sign of trust if you don't do it they get uneasy.

>reporter post gets deleted
the mods today are either very based or huge furries

WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS

That coon probably died of a sugar overdose later

>at the whims of a dangerous creature
>implying I don't want to die in the belly of a cute girl instead

>enemy has higher int than you

yeah, especially considering the amount of energy spent at that speeds. i'd only imagine them sprinting when they're really desperate and starving.

People like you spreading misinformation so nonchalantly are the worst pieces of shit on the planet.
He deleted his own post to stop people from reporting his post for reporting. Who cares about the fag thread is still up.

>implying cute girls aren't dangerous

What the fuck is going on here?

>stuck trying to navigate his dick in bird pussy
doesn't sound like anything to regret

>trusting raccoons ever

The cheetah love her hoomin daddy.
It's not as lewd as it looks, the position of their hips when she lay on top of him was just unfortunate

negros are called coons for a reason

Mistakes into dreams.

>unfortunate

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

wait is this still video games

It's comforting to know he learned from his mistakes and got a better companion.

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animals in america are beautiful

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Go die in Iran lmao

Interspecies relationships

That's a german bus stop

Of course

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Look at how it's ripping the flesh from the leg, holy shit.

>you gain the ability to talk to animals

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i would unironically rail that crackwhore

What the fuck.

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that's quite clearly an American "white" man approaching waiting for his turn

I bet the sound that porker made were absolutely demonic
which is great, fuck hogs

Is that duck ok???

underated

>game lets you fuck with your companion's genetics

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youtu.be/FzFR2I3TKyk?t=81

YOU JUST KNOW