I-i play these games for the plot i swear!

>i-i play these games for the plot i swear!

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quiet looks like she fucks horses

Why are so many white women doing this now?

she has that retarded hannah hayes look

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She looks fucking disgusting. I didn't even know asses could be that flat and saggy at the same time.

I can almost see a plot hole there

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MGSV has a shitty plot though

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Quiets backstory is pretty mediocre, typical white girl plot. She is still a solid waifu and I wish Kojimbo didn't fuck up all the characters in this game.

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BOSS THERE'S ANOTHER OUTBREAK ON MOTHER BASE

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She really wasn't needed, aside from just rescuing Snake at the end, but overall shallow as fuck

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Imagine not having any test

you bastard

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She didn't betray Venom though. Stuck it out to the end and even gave her life for him.

get zoe on them she will sort them out

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>quiet
>attractive
?????

>implying there's a plothole there
Kojima never leaves plotholes

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>MGSV
>plot

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>she betrayed XOF

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Fanservice was never this gratuitous in the first three games
>close up shot of Meryl's butt in 1
>Fortune had her legs exposed I guess?(2 didn't really have fanservice)
>Eva unzipping her jacket and Snake staring at her tits for a few seconds in 3 in a comedic scene
We don't talk about the B&B unit in 4

Take a kurosaa rook.

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Ugh, this game is just barely good enough in a genre void of competition to keep me interested. I play just long enough to remember how easy it is, even with all the reflex shit and everything else turned off. The game just shuttled me back to wasted potential Mother Base where some new recruit is stumbling over himself running from something. Then this skinny fucking cunt walks around the corner and lifts two grown men by their throats. So dumb it's aggravating, a lot of this game should've been better. I wish a Western Developer could take a swing at it and make a game that doesn't feel like I'm controlling a robot, these clunky Japanese animations are killing me but I think they do it on purpose.

MGSs plots are even worse than DMCs.

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>imagine playing DMC

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I wish Joost did some more lingerie modeling since then where you could see her ass. She clearly started working her glutes since MGSV

we know exactly why you play these games

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3 is the only DMC game with a good story compared to MGS1, 2, and 3 all having legendary stories

No homo but bara BiBo was sexy as fuck in a daddy sort of way

It's the natural step after blacks. If you're going to commit bestiality why stop there?

>(2 didn't really have fanservice)
Olga in a wet tank top
Snake and Raiden tight ass sneaking suits
Naked Raiden
All the gravure posters in the game and that section when your radar is replaced by a gravure video
>we dont talk about the B&B
How about the playboys you could open in first person view and thumb through for a dozen pictures of models in bikinis at any time, doing that also restores the psyche meter

How does one get a Joost gf? What do, lads?

overweight, low blood pressure (from shitty diet), depression.

no i play them for low poly asses

Be a high profile game dev, and make a videogame.

>pancake ass

Pls don't bully joost booty

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s-sorry

Think the same thought process they put into quiet was the same one for Venom's horn. They only thought of their final scene. Quiet sacrificing herself and explain the missing english strain, his horn being hit in Mission 51 and shooting Eli.

What booty?

honest question.
how do you not stare at the breasts of a woman dressing like that while doing that pose towards you?

You kiss her, if she's dressed like that and leaning in that much then she wants it

If I lived alone I would umironically buy a dog just to let it fuck me.

You're supposed to stare you idiot.

Filth like you should rot in prison

im sorry joost is the spitting image of this annoying Asperger cunt i used to work with i can never find her attractive

while i dont disagree if filth like him should be in prison so should filth like pedophiles

If she didn't run off to commit suicide in Afghanistan then she never would've had to rescue Venom though because he never would've gone looking for her to begin with.
Honestly I do appreciate the game giving you a loving gf to take some of the depressing atmosphere off.

>joost is also an asperger
>user used to work with a potential Joost gf
>didn't marry her
Oof

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kys

nope sorry the bullshit she pulled on a daily basis was the most irritating shit me and a co worker would sometimes go on walks on break only only turn around her find her following us like a lost puppy

>imagine having these pics on your pc
How lonely are you ?

>i-i play these games for the plot i swear!

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MGSV had no plot

that skin looks stretched and poorly textured, nasty

That sounds adorable though. What the fuck dude.
On a scale of 1-10, about 11 my dude.

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based

all women do it, user
it's just the white women who are courteous to film themselves for our viewing pleasure

Wh*te people will defend this ass

how old are you? how much do you fap a day?

I want to defend that ass tbqh with you

I dunno user, I think fucking a horse is more acceptable than fucking a nigger

too much porn has desensitized you

>On a scale of 1-10, about 11 my dude

I can relate to that

who the fuck is arguing pedophiles shouldn’t be in prison

Didn't she do that because she was a carrier or thought she was and didn't want to have another outbreak on the base?

game desperately needs a subsistence mode for all of the levels instead of just a few. In fact I want to play the whole game as one long subsistence, would make it feel more like mgs3. Of course they wont let you because they want to force that motherbase shit on you

I knew a blonde blue eyed little Jewess who let it slip that she watched horse porn while drunk with a group of friends. Couldn't get the image of her mounted by a German Shepherd after that out of my head

>this view
>not animated of her firing the big rifle
user...

>shaved pits
What a shame.

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You know that was once a sreenshot from the actual unedited game before it got shooped, right ?

>ywn turn your waifu into a sex-craved horsehirl
why go on bros

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Big Boss is objectively the most attractive man ever, most Metal Gear plotlines can be dragged back to some one having homo lust for him.

Yes. When Huey managed to mutate the vocal chord parasites and make them infectious despite the wolbachia and whether or not anyone speaks, Quiet realized that she was a freak and a liability and decided to run off and kill herself. When Venom came to get her back, she decided to live for his sake but if he died there then she would have no reason for living again so she sacrificed herself to save him.

ya real adorable till you cant get a moment to yourself cause she is ALWAYS THERE

I believe everybody thinks far fewer people are into degenerate shit then there actually are. If everybody knew exactly how many people in the world are into what everybody else is into most fetishes will practically be normalized overnight.

That's literally every woman who gives a shit about you. Gfs consume time and personal space like nothing else. You could've had the qt'est p2t though.

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Does her ass move in the game when she fires? I know tits are jello in MGS, but what about...ass?

ya nah ill pass i dont need someone who never leaves me the fuck alone

I think a bf might suit you better then.

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I hope I marry a degenerate like me so I can double team her with the family dog

LARP

personally I'd prefer to marry a degenerate who would help pick up grils and make them fuck the family dog and we'd get off together watching
don't really want a mutt's sloppy seconds

nah ill just find a GF who is not an annoying bitch

There is a reason why you avoid creating certain poses in shitty low poly models for optimized for toasters. This anatomy is atrocious.

Literally no ass

What's next for her career?

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Honestly I don't even remember this part.

2B has no ass, just nice thighs.

If you take Quiet on a lot of missions with you and max her affinity, then she'll start doing stripteases for you on the chopper.

I don't think Quiet is that sexy. Joost's cuteness didn't translate.

being an attention whore turbo roastie

>Joost's cuteness didn't translate.

Agreed

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Agree. Quiet is sorta cute and sexy, but not nearly so as the person she's based on.

This, at least fucking a horse will not get you pregnant of a retarded niglet that will make society even shittier in the future because not a single black country is a healthy place to live in.

Why does she love Final Fantasy so much?

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Is this ugly darkies way of trying to get men to stop liking white and asian women?

too bad white women are the most desired by all races, yet are also the most race loyal despite what porn and TV would lead you to believe.

I don't play MGSV for the plot; I play it because for all its failings it feels damn good. I know that sounds weird, but it's honestly amazing how well the game responds to your input IMO.

>. Quiet is sorta cute and sexy,

Quiet's face is too round and as good as the Fox Engine is, it just doesn't get her right.

>it's okay when japan does it

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>both mentally fucked up psychopaths.
Venom is shown time and again to be the far more benevolent of the two Big Bosses.

GIVE ME THAT SOUCE YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER

Too round? I'd say too angular and hard. A lack of femininity.

>all this talk of white women fucking horses
>no webms

sad

Fun fact; SJWs absolutely hated Quiet, but they found Racist Kaz to be hysterical.

they're games for girls

is this an american thing?

imagine being so illiterate you think a video game is well written

It's a meme from US mexicans to cope with white girls not wanting them. Comes from some quasi/pol/ mexican a while back, can't remember what he was called, but the most memorable thing he ever did was start a meme among ethnicels that "white girls fuck dogs"

Given that stats show white girls are the most race loyal, I very much doubt they are more prone to fuck animals than girls of other races. Hell in a lot of non-Western places it's a traditional rite of passage for young men to fuck a donkey or something of the sort.

No ass.

what a homo lol

Plot? I'm just here to coom

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are you talking about Common Filth? i used to watch him all the time years ago

Yeah, that's it. That fag.

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Wow, It's almost like sjws ARE the racists instead of us /pol/tards.

I guess hitler really was right Yea Forumsros.

democrats are the real racists

just kidding,__I___am the real racist.

Sexy in games is neat and all, but close ups like this with weird angles on the model and waxy lighting are just signpost that tech still has a long way to go

>kys
that's what people do when zoe goes after them

idk about all that, i just watch a lot of beastiality

Stop pretending the MGS franchise is like one of your waifushit games weeb.

Ask nicely

Also I should warn you it is furbait

>democrats are the real racists
I know you're kidding but we (poc) changed the definition (since we created the term) of racism, so that we could never be racist and you (yakubs) are just born it. But that's good you except it, now can I get your name and employers business number to make this a little easier for my antifa comrades, thanks in advance.

SUCK MY DICK, CHOKE ON IT, please.

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The ass was flat

I'm 25, I don't fap that much nowadays, like 6 times a week... But the thing is, I've used to fap a FUCKTON more a year ago, and since then...

Meant to reply I'm a retard

>tfw 27 and still fap 2-3 times a day

You're just not a dedicated enough bro, but I'd rather take fewer cums for less sleep cums any day, as a teenager randomly ruining clothes all the time sucks.

I'm 24, I fap more now than when I was a teenager

>fixed that shit
Nigga, thats all bone. No padding

Those are before pics. She's more firm now

>tfw 19 and still haven't fapped

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I remember you autist bro. How does it feel having life rip the sex drive out of you?

>don't fap that much
>only six times a week

Fucking kek, that is a lot of wanking user. Only to degenerate 4channers is 6x a week 'not a lot' of masturbation.

I mean youre not playing for her flat ass right?

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Incredible, actually

And yet you're hanging out in a cumbrian thread. I hope it's only because you love the Joost as much as we do.

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They're called lolcows newfag and the door is over there.

Is there any substance to rumours saying whoever made the character design for the Handler based it on their sister and that they were really pissed off everyone hates her?

t. kiwifarm school shooter

>not the gameplay

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Oh so you must be from Finland right?

gameplay is no longer a selling point, grandpa