What video games do you play on deployment?

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>army
Whatever shooter is popular
>muhreens
Realistic military sims like ARMA, EFT, DCS because being military is their whole personality
>navy
Strategy games like Civ and Starcraft, maybe some Dream Daddy on the side
>coast guard
Bing bing wahoo and farmville
>air force
Koikatsu, artificial academy, nep, maybe some Ace Combat

>americans one day get drafted
>this site's quality will increase ten fold

B-but my 300 military bases across the g-globe...
Don't make fun of women! Trans make excellent soldiers!

Every motherfucker on base played gears of war/The outfit/Call of duty on an xbox, except air force dudes who played Wii sports

time to join the chair force

they're already a better soldier than you are

If we’re getting drafted, chances are your country is in the shitter

You base wife.

military kids are apparently massive fucking weebs

Iran

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>be coasty E-3
>be at a land billet innaswamp
>cost of living is so cheap that I don't even have to live on base
>have my own apartment with rent covered by the gubmint
>go home at the end of each day and crack a beer with some vidya
>weekend liberty all the time
Take the coast guard pill, bros.

the army has an esea main team lmao

>get drafted
>still shitpost on 4chins
you will always be here forever

>muhreens
>Realistic military sims
no. we want nothing to do with military in our off time.

The USAF and USN are filled exclusively with weebs, it's kind of amazing really

>Joining army

Was that... supposed to be offensive?
>they're already a better slave than you are
OH NO NO NONO

MIGA

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>we get drafted
>it's to invade your country and overthrow your government after we planted a dictator scapegoat
we're both fucked ahmed

military kids are retarded FPS babbys, they do everything to try and fit in with the "military" and weebshit doesnt fit in with their super motivated edgy hardcore outlook on how servicemembers are so they wouldnt be caught dead playing them

The only people that join the service are Niggers, the poor, delinquent teens and normies.

Prove me wrong. Oh, wait, you can't.

All that matters is that our greatest allies win.

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>what is commissioned officers

>offbase as lower enlisted
nice LARP you dont live in the barracks because you want to you live there because you have to

imagine being so brainwashed that you are ready to sacrifice you life so some greedy kike can earn more money while he wouldnt risk a loss of a single dollar to save your life if it came to it.

oh my bad they're actually in IM LOL

Over half the air force watches anime and plays tabletop RPGs

I played Hyrule Warriors and Ace Attorney on my 3DS during deployments

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>regular customer in my place of business is a disabled veteran
>kind of a prick but he can take bants as well as he can dish them out
>after talking about his army days with another customer and they leave, he looks me dead in the eyes and says "Never join the armed forces son, it's not worth it."
>never see him again

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>>wake up on my bedding of burger wrappers
>>drink a gallon of soda
Shitpost or not, some of the dorm rats really do live like this.
I do contracting work, and have had to go through entire dorm buildings for jobs and you'll see all sorts of shit. I still think about this one air force kid who had 20 cases of Dr. Pepper. Not empty, just stowed away and hidden in various spaces.
Not as depressing as some of the wall to wall mostly empty liquor bottle rooms, but something about that was just so surreal it sticks with me.

Imagine thinking that every job in the military is a combat mos

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002
really excited to watch the US lose yet another war

Whatever shit you can run on a laptop. My boys been on steam on and off the last 9 months.
>Tfw missed out a easy 9 month trip to the sand box because I was PCSing
Whatever nothing really matters. The only thing that matters is video games.

This
t. Navyfag weeb that got out

They do more before breakfast than you do in a day sweetheart

huge doubt.

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Maybe you have to, but I don't. I only lived on base for 2 months until I filed a request for housing. The only people staying in the barracks are there because they want to or haven't moved out yet.

Yeah and the US Army finds that shit insufferable when we're deployed at pyramid with your fat unwashed pampered controllers for 9 months. Though if theres any decent looking women, they're gonna be the easiest fuck you ever did have.

It's called having high T you onions sniffing cuck faggot.
Be thankful we live an era where you can sit on your worthless ass and do nothing to serve your country/have no mandatory military service, and that's only in select western countries.

i dont get what youre saying here, red forces were commanded by a us marine

>I finished basic 0.37 seconds ago, time to treat myself!

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dumbass, a standing army, more specifically the US's immense projectable force and global naval presence, is the only thing that's kept the west safe, including the cucked euros who don't know which end of a gun goes bang.

it's a deterrent as much as a direct action asset, dipshit.

that's not what he said
signing at all means you're willing to risk the sacrifice. odds are low you'll be in a combat position but there's still odds and you took em

Good goy, get your tiny little cock and balls shot off for israel

Nothing ventured, nothing gained

That guys wife didn't even pretend to be happy at their weddings. Depresses the shit out of me.

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>naval presence
Eh... I guess it's better if you don't know

>isreal
nice /pol/ meme.

Just got a Switch for a temporary posting, why the fuck are there zero good Nintendie games on sale?

>you will never be this deluded

Thet us military is the israeli foreign legion. They cqnt even defend the borders of the united states because theyre too busy in the middle east dying for kikes.

what an amazing thought to take away from reading that article, truly astoundingly dumb

Fuck the troops, stop being so cringe stupid Americans

>Nintendo
>sale
Pick one and only one.

Nintendo doesn't have sales. 5 year old games are still selling full price and they will never go down.

Imagine respecting or being part of the military.

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i don't know what you're smoking but you must be on that good shit cause you're fucking high

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firefighters are based tho

come on man that's not how you MAGA, don't you want to MAGA?

Played alot of path of exile while I was in Japan. Most multiplayer games were absolutely shit due to Chinese.

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How could she that thing is a literal abomination for what helping a bunch of kikes or oil companies? Only retards join the service stop telling us to care about these retards
I don’t care I won’t lick the ground u stand on because u spent a few years over sea Being useless

Is being a fire protector in the air force a decent gig?

Not an Americunt, so none.

>americans unironically believe this

>willing to risk the sacrifice
there is no fucking chance that some lowly enlisted navy/air force admin is going to combat. i wouldn't even let them touch a rifle because iirc sailors dont even shoot m16's in their boot camp and lol at chair force.

Real men fight so pathetic weebs like you can sit on your miserable ass and fap to trannies all day while consuming the latest Jewish products.

No kys fucking amerikuck Faggot go cry about Mexicans or something retard
Fuck America
Fuck dumpf

I know right?
I understand becoming an officer and whipping sick cash but becoming a normal military grunt is the worst idea possible.
How could anyone choose a carrier like this?

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>I'm sorry you didn't pay your monthly fire protection contract dues
>Your house is on fire? Well your payment was late so we don't have to put it out

I really hope this planet gets glassed before I die. Russia or China really needs to step up the escalation

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Not bad. Met alot while doing my tech school at Goodfellow in bumfuck nowhere Texas (San Angelo). You can basically be anywhere in the world with that job.

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i mean the US spends more than the next 6 countries combined on military
nobody likes america but you're just being delusional for the sake of it

No you fight for a paycheck from your jewish masters like the mercenary vermin that you are

Ah yes

*gets stabbed*

We English truly are-

*discriminates against minorities*

the most cultured-

*bans halloween*

and sophisticated.

>it's a deterrent
against fucking who ?
the middle east ? the US army is like 90% responsible for the fucked up mess it became
african countries ? we either own them through corporations assets and/or bribery
asia ? we're China and Japan 1st customers and the others are too weak to be a threat to anyone but their own population
south america ? it's like africa but for american corporations

yes yes that's nice and all but I wonder if you know who works in the navy.
Tip One: Not smart people
Tip Two: Niggers
Tip Three: Women

I can't even believe how hilariously angry non-Americans are when vets are even mentioned. lmfao.
>goy
>cuck
>muh israel

jesus christ it must hurt to be reminded regularly that you're way more dickless than even your most standard male.

>ICE knocks on your door
>Can you come outside? We want to ask you a question...

that's not a thing dawg
it's a public service

>What video games do you play on deployment?
hide the sausage

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>goy
>cuck
>muh israel
all this shit is /pol/ talking. no joke.

It's okay. If my bro's are forced into war I'll pick up the slack by spamming blacked, gay furry, and smash threads here just to give you the illusion we're all still here.

>you say america will lose a war because you posted an article in which american military beat american military

dang

>america is the only country with a military

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>public service
for now...

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I don’t live in amerikek u fucking spergtard
enjoy ur prison state

we dont live in the 1900s no more man

>high T
nah you are just retarded brainwashed nigger who's ready to kill innocent people and die so rich fuckers could makes more money, in the end you will get nothing out of it besides PTSD and fake gratitude from government.

HAHAHAHA

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Now imagine throwing your life away for ISIS, talk about cringe.

>die for israel goy
>yes merchant you are my greatest ally

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man you're doing it wrong, that isn't how you pwn the libs

What do you think might happen if your country had no military protecting it?

Yeah. I saw more people randomly watching anime while I was in the army than when I was in college.
Would be based if the "fighting" part actually happened.

here comes /pol/ waggling thier small white dicks

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Why play games on deployment when your life is an FPS desu

Nothing excites a shitskinned american "soldier" more than a chance to die for israel

America's Army: Rise of a Soldier (Xbox)

>not wanting to die for Isreal
Cringe

You are a true patriot sir.

/pol/tards aren't white tranny

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Yes, Ameirca is the greatest military power on earth
>gets beaten by sandniggers and gooks with 1900's technology

I played:

>MGR
>Guitar Hero/Rock Band (but everyone got pissed at me clacking away in the tent)
>Radiant Historia
>Mount & Blade: Warband

Mostly just watched old TV shows and shit, as I was more often than not too wiped from missions to play vidya.
>30 Rock
>Trailer Park Boys
>Community
>The Boondocks

t. spent 2013 in Afghanistan

the ones that shitpost on here are the ones with small white penises

They know their own country’s military is like the Boy Scouts in comparison.