How does Nintendo keep getting away with it?

>the wobble of her tits as she sweeps the floor
das it mane

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It doesn't need it since it's actually good.

>Glasses
Instaruined

I ask that more about WayForward, their games are all about t&a but they never get shit for it. I can only assume it's because they work with Virt and he's too popular in the music hipster crowd that writes about games at shitty journo websites, so they won't bash anything he's a part of.

Imagine how sweaty she must be getting out of that Lappy costume

It's meant to be those japanese Sunday morning hero shows, outside hot girls you will get nothing.

Nier was chumbrain the game
Nothing interest just another hack and slash with a pretentious 5th grade philosophy “plot”

but lappy is a boy

Do you not see OP's picture? This game is lewd as fuck and my dick is cumming.

it's the 70's, kigurumi have cooling installed

post the brown one

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At one point, Akira gets triple penetrated.

i volunteer to stop her boobs from moving by holding them with my hands and face

*BRAAAAAAAAP*

I want to be that necktie.

This guy got ending A and stopped playing. And he is genuinely retarded

>inserting an object into her ass to simulate dynamic bump maps
japs can't do anything right

Police academy did better.

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I want a shy big tiddy megane gf.

Ugly hair, ugly face, meh body

you got a (you) and you got the gay.

one day we'll get there user, just hang on

>dude robots dindu nuffin it’s humans (androids) who are the real monsters
>dude Jesus allegory lmao religion bad atheism good
>dude delete your save file lmao these totally non-scripted non-bots were totally other people who deleted their saves why won’t you you fucking round eye?
Admit it, people only like it because exposed ass and they want to fuck the kid

sound like you're a professional on inserting objects into your ass

tfw there is no R34 of her

is this as good as automata for a story fag? really thinking of buying thisinstead of fe3h

sorry user you're mistaken, look for your colleagues somewhere else

God I wish that were me.

Its a hodge-podge of different anime stories.
Its a fun enough ride.

>no u

My brother is a fag and he loves the game. Checkmate

which one is more resource intensive? dynamic bump maps, or clipping objects?

>talks shit, gets hit
what else did you expect retard?

Breast physics have barely improved in15 years, and still look like shit.

...

But it's fucking lewd.

>that pool scene
Simpler times

the performance difference is insignificant but bump maps would look more natural

So it is more resources, for no reason, on every ass in a 3rd person action that already doesn't run at 30fps? It isn't senran kagura reflexions, making more natural asses isn't a priority. I bet the clipping wasn't even intentionally designed to look like a panty line, It is more likely they saw it clipping when designing and just left it in

60fps*

>literal genetical defect likes the game
Yes, and?

That reminds me.

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How does she fight with a constant wedgie?

Omega faggot spotted

It is a good thing for me that not new IP, 3D action game that does run at 60fps isn't on the switch then

That's because bringing attention to improving breast physics can be seen as "sexist" and the only people that even bother to not make solid rock-boobs are the japs who still cling to mid 2000s havok physics engine.

SHE'S LAPPY???

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That ass is 2B size.

A few people laughed, a few people took the bait, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita...

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Nier is about sexuality, Astral Chain isn't

>Lappy
>Costume
Pick one you underage faggot

>that one file where lappy was in the main floor but marie was on the rooftop

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>there will never be another Police Academy, Airplane, Naked Gun, Revenge of the Nerds nor another Hotshots

I fucking hate current year.

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Man the difference between pre-2016 and post-2016 Nintendo is stark
But anyway videogames, what do I get for finding all restrooms?

Hospital clothes when you give all the toilet papers to the fairy.

She'll never get any porn and It'll drive me crazy.

be glad.
Just imagine how much utter garbage they would be if they were to attempt to make something like that today.

Someone fill me in on the important details

Because they can release a kusoge and people will still defend it

I know nigga, i know...

>t. Hanny
Sorry, not him but it was open. I like glasses too.

Why are Nintendo fans so obsessed with having sex with anime shit? Literally every Nintendo game is just a farm of people doing circle jerks. Pedos for Splatoon too.

>Ywn be the one brave cadet to approach the butch sergeant with a sexual proposition who desperately wants to get laid but everyone is afraid of.

>"Why are Nintendo fans so obsessed with having sex with anime shit? Literally every Nintendo game is just a farm of people doing circle jerks. Pedos for Splatoon too."

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>tactical pantyhose

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i think it's fucking genius.
i have never seen this in another game.

She cute

TECHNOLOGY

her face is literally me but im 6'1" with a stick body :(

i prefer alicia, desu

is there a way to return to file select mid-mission? I just want to collect the toilets without slogging through the rest of the levels man.

Yes, go onto the options section, the option below the load feature will take you back to file select.

Honestly if you don't have children or want any you're already a genetical defect.

..and you have a dick

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bigger than yours

...and also not white

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here I made this it's what her ass ripped from the game really looks like, that image's model is subdivided to hell, and not what it would be in game, you dumbfucks.
what game is she from?

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its a screenshot from twitter ofc its fake

Most recent one would be Scary Movie 3 I think.
Didn't watch 4.

>those straps and tie around her tits

I fucking love japan man.

>That one where Lappy is just on the floor behind her not moving with Marie just standing in front of him
What did she do to him?

We all know the story about how Nintendo told Platinum to make their crossover outfits lewder in Bayo 2, that ain't gonna work.

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ugly sack of shit.

based
Omega faggot spotted

this. /3/ here and I can confirm.

>nothing lewd in Astral Chain
>those crazy Marie titty jiggle physics

>Cowcop
>ass hugging shorts
>those eyebrows

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t. tranny