PRELOADING WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR BORDERLANDS 3

Okay now this is epic, have fun with valve time steam bros, in the meantime my boy Tim takes over :)

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Is this ironic or something?

Thank god

Nothing makes me more happy than see this shitty board getting BTFO as always

OKAY TIM I DID IT WHERE'S THE FUCKING PAYCHECK YOU RAT NOSED MOTHERFUCKER!!!????

no achievements no buy

>Valve time : couple of years
>Epic time : some months
NOW THIS IS EPIC

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>MUH TIM BOOGEYMAN

Everytime

>tfw we pirates get the crack even faster now

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cool your game store added a feature that has been around for decades.
is Yea Forums how epic distributes news now?

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>n-no preload no buy
>u-uhm now NO SHINY SYMBOLS NO B-BUY
ok jimbo
>Steamie is finally losing it
lmao

>>u-uhm now NO SHINY SYMBOLS NO B-BUY
this but unironically but unironically, i'll wait for the steam version

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one more post and I'm going to post the tianmen pasta and get you banned

No not really I'm not a valve bro

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It's the largest amalgamation of their shills, so yea

You guys actually play this soft boy shit?

>preloading
Kek cant wait to pay preorder prices just to play the game literally 10seconds early

why are people pretending borderlands is good

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/469888450/#469893982
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/473495413/#473495721

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I didn't mind about the lack of preloading because I was going to pirate it no matter what., thanks Tim for paying for my copy by the way

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>preloading
What new zoomer meme is this

>Nothing personal kid

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>implying that'll actually stop anyone

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>implying I mind the wait
I love playing games for free.
And now that Tim is paying for it it's a double whammy, Pretty based.

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Cry bitch, cry like the little baby bitch you are.

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>EGS has a feature that's standard in almost every fucking client
>"s-stem btfo"

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Honestly this

Damn I can't live without playing the critically acclaimed Police Simulator: Patrol Duty, guess I'll kill myself
>he didn't include HANDBALL
Weak image btw

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NOOO STEAMBROS....

Why is the Epic store only getting shit games?

>Y-you forgot handball
OHNONO RENT FREE HAHAHAH

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If it's only available on epic store for PC then I guess I'm not getting it on PC
simple as

CHINA WINS AGAIN

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NOOOO HANDBALL MY GREATEST WEAKNESSS AHHHHHHH PIRATEBAY SAVE ME!!!!!

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they can't keep getting away with this!!

>tim is baiting all steamcells with
>bros preloading is not happening
>all steamcells celebrating in rage
>surprise motherfucker

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Based COUGHbro

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wow, now my spyware has a reason to be a startup program while it spies! thanks sweeney!

wow, now my spyware has a reason to be a startup program while it spies! thanks sweeney!

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why would you ever buy a gearbox game
could there be any more redflags?

>ever buying a game made by Randy Pitchford

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thx op i cum on cat and it hiss 10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=72QAAOaYW2M

Borderlands was never good.
Not even average.

This. You have to be an absolute brainlet to buy anything made by Shillbox at this point.

>there may be good news
>may be

Yeah there's no pre-loading

cope harder, faggot

It’s strange how epic games store has somewhat had an upswing this past year after being dead on arrival initially, is it all from normies latching onto a platform that doesn’t have the stigma of computer autists?

>doesn't post a link to the source proving that preloading is available on EGS
Nice work fagtron.

Normalfags don't give a shit. Especially if they're also console owners.

Let me know when I can buy 2 games at once.

Maybe because other platforms had no such features and people didn't come up with the idea of pre-loads until very late?
It's easier to make something when you have something to ape off of, and yet they still managed to bring out such broken launcher, it's a fucking miracle.

Fuck Steam
Fuck EGS
Bring on the free copies, Tim!

Let's be honest, this didn't really matter. It was just yet another thing to attack the Epic Store with.

Now that it's being added I don't really care. It was never a big issue.

6 of those games have already been cracked
how old image?

I mean, borderlands 2 was pretty good

Playing at 720p 30fps to own the Epik.

STEAMBROS NO

This. It was a fun game and even the humor was pretty decent back when it first launched.

It just didn't age well. At all.

Thanks for a free game.

>pretty good
Yeah, if you're deaf and can't read. Every written word and piece of dialogue in that game was unbearable at the time of release and has aged horribly.

Thanks, I will.

>it's taken Epic this long to implement a basic feature for their store that's been around for over a decade
I can't wait for a shopping cart to finally get added in 2021

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Sorry, gonna download it with Green Steam.

imagine boasting about preloads.

I'll wait for a crack

Day 1 Pirate
It's not actually even a pirate, Tim already bought my copy for me.

not like this game wont get cracked in a month and marked down to a dollar with in the year. Good thing about pc is that we can play literally anything else until then.

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Gonna pirate tjis and buy CP2077 just for you, ram-eater nigger

You think he forces his employees to listen to his terrible songs and watch his magic tricks?

because it actually has games released on it instead of niptrash, porn and assetflips

Day 2 pirate.

Oh boy. Can't wait to play a reskinned Borderlands 1 and 2 and Prequel.

Have fun with your tranny robots
>and that's a good thing!

>month 6 pirate.
fixed it for you :)

Valve didn't have competition they were trying to tout themselves as better than. The Epic problem isn't the lack of features, it's the lack of features while pretending it presents any real advantages besides throwing fortnite bucks at everything

dilate

Who?

Because as part of the exclusivity deal Epic pays you as if you had sold x amount of games. So if you think your game is shit and won't sell the deal is pretty attractive.

Normies aren't buying into it. Just shills and shitposters looking to get a rise out of people. Outside of Fortnite their game sales are still utter shit. But hey at least the devs taking the golden handshake are getting paid regardless so I doubt they will complain.

An upswing of shills maybe. So far Epic exclusivity has just been a filter for bad games

>pretending it presents any real advantages
egs is faster overall than steam and yes it has advantages for developer

youtube.com/watch?v=s1vHDkIUUr8

OH NO NO NO NO EPIC SHILLS AND STEAM DRONES
WE GOT TOO COCKY

Epic just want to position itself as a publisher cudgel kinda like youtube and it's advertisers. "Implement that feature or sell that titty game next to my game maybe I'll go with your competitor" they only pretend to care about consumers and developers.

oh shit

Keep crying, shithead

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EGS isn't faster at all.
In fact, for those of us who aren't poor and have decent internet, EGS is literally worse than just downloading from a well-seeded torrent.

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>shopping cart
NOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

software is faster,i was not talking about download speed (nice reddit performance comprehension)

I could cap out my 400mbps internet on steam before I moved so I'm not sure what you're talking about in terms of speed unless you live in a third world where an extra 50mb of ram is a big overhead

>and yes it has advantages for developer
Oh you ARE an ESL great I get it now

Oh, so you're an illiterate third world consolefag.
Okay.
Next time just say that from the start.

>Implementing an already industry standard feature
>Celebrate as if this is an achievement
Weak

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Do you really think that Epic "tiananmen square" games is any better than Valve? Do you really think Borderlands 3 will be a good game?

>and yes it has advantages for developer

>software is faster,i was not talking about download speed

Your english style is as stiff as most shills. Epic should really up the budget and at least hire euros

Jesus christ, they're essentially collaborating with censorship just to get that Chinese government approval.

What's the point of this?

>Friend was bugging me to buy BL3
>Just going to pirate it and play over LAN with my brother
Get dabbed on Epic.

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WE GOT TOO COCKY STEAMBROS

Drink cyanide

Do they have a shopping cart yet?

Miss me with that gay shit, consolenigger.
Get dabbed on.

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>s-shill
well this is when you get btfo redditor :)

Is this Tim or Randy? Don't seethe too much

Randy you are making yourself look like a fool.. so a normal Tuesday then?

Oh no the game gets cracked before my download is complete the horror! The horror! Reddit the horror! Reddit? Reddit? REDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT?!
DUN DUN
DUNDUNDUN
DADA
DUNDUNDUN

I still haven’t met someone that actually uses EGS other than for shartnite

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

RANDY PITCHFORK RAPED ME

>EGS is faster overall than steam
Um don't think so Tim

>egs is faster overall than steam
cause there's 0 traffic :^)

Winnie the Pooh

steam is a mess I need like 30 seconds to open that shit, egs needs like 5 seconds now kys

>Steam has approximately one billion more features than EGS
>hurrr takes a bit longer to load durrr

Every major digital company is doing this. Google is building an entire separate, censored web for them. Facebook is helping them too. Not one American company doing their diligence to defy tyranny.

You choose your platform based on the 25 seconds it takes to check for updates and load when you restart your PC once a month?

>>Steam has approximately one billion more useless features than EGS
fixed

are you illiterate subhuman ? egs is faster than steam, why are you moving the goalpost

What do you even do in borderlands again? Just shoot people with guns scattered all around?

Why are you retards buying this? Tim literally said ITS ON THE HOUSE. What part of that do you chucklefucks not get?

What the fuck is with all this obsessive EGS shilling?

seething

Well it's not like the platform offers anything of value so Tim has to resort to other tactics to promote it.

epic is better than valve yes

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I wonder what would happen if people got organized and shouted tiananmen square in BL3

I think you might be a larper but you're doing a really good job emulating the Chinese ability to not understand the concept of plurals in all your comments

TI9 was incredibly based.

Valve put it in China just so that the grand finals will be an EU vs EU game that completely destroys whatever soul those soulless chinks have. OG delivered.

>making chink propaganda
>selling all tickets to chinks
>b-but eu vs eu
nobody cares about that stuff, chinkland got his propaganda and valve got his china bucks

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What happened to Dauntless?
A month ago epigs were talking about that game full of pride and suddenly it disappeared from the map.

Epic is majority owned by China. How the fuck is an actual Chinese entity better than someone who is bad because they're censoring on China's behalf?

google have chinese spies (basically there for stealing technology) working for them for decades with their knowledge and that's well known inside sillicon valley. They say they can't do anything.

I don;t know why, but i never care about BORDERLANDS series...

Iceborne is coming soon mate. Literally who gives a fuck about Dauntless?

>Same day as DaemonXMachina
>Giving Randy Money
>All the shady shit they have been doing
Not even a chance they'll see my money

I'll just pirate it if I want to play it right away and buy the GOTY edition of the game years down the line once they have around 75% discount during Steam Sale just like how I got the first 2 Borderlands game on my Steam library.

lmao google caring about american "values".

No one actually cares about Dauntless.
It was released last year before MHW came to PC and then as soon as it did all discussion about that clone died.

IDK
Aside steam being the cancer of PC gaming?

I don't know why, but i never care about BORDERLANDS series...

>DaemonXMachina

Fuck that gay ass shit

Gimme a real Armored Core game

Yeah, this. Even the guys I know that played every Borderlands-game so far said they'd wait for the Steam-release, despite being hyped for the game.

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>steam
Thats a funny way of spelling Epic

>Guy comes into designated shitposting thread just to post a reasonable question to bait for (you)s. Knowing full well the answer every post in these threads is and always has been low effort bait
I'm onto you and your shit.

>Expecting another Armored Core anytime soon
Sometimes user, we just gotta take the next best thing.

>2019
>giving money to gearbox

lol

Probably because you're ESL af and mad about that wall they're making you pay for.

Thanks for the (You) bucko

They do, advertiser friendliness and profitability.

What are the actual reasons for anyone to use Epic if they don't have some derranged chip on their shoulder about steam though?

I'm so sick of the Soulsborne meme

>caring about Borderlands 3
Shut the fuck up Randy and give me the Aliens CM you promised, lying kike. Then we talk.

>cyanide
Inhale sarin

Preloading is literally slower than just downloading the game if you have a decent internet. At least on Steam.

>why isn't my Yea Forums spam allowed on twitch
You can't be this retarded, even for a redditor.

Stop buying dark souls clones if you want that.

Fuck off Randy you cheeseburger inhaling sweaty beach ball

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I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that chat was full of unrelated spam of about Tienanmen. Fucking actual Chinese can't even watch Twitch and have their own streams.

Last soulsborne game i played was demon souls, 10 years ago, never cared about the other games

I'm joining Epic when they release the international currency
It's lit to pay with argentinian pesos while using USD on your country.

I feel you

>no one's posted about the nogs yet

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>476585505
>476585597
>476585947
>476586836
>476588514
all these triggered steam drones

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What kind of chunibyo writer comes up with that shit?

but they already do that (you pay in dollar but for the pesos price)

The PS4 launched with the ability to pre-load games. Seven years ago.

I don't give a flying fuck if it's better for developers. What do -I- get out of it other than Chinese cock up my ass?

Free indie games that most people already played 3 years ago or bought for cheap on one of the dozen sales since their release.

How in the absolute fuck do i play kreig properly? I am on level 26 and i always feel underpowered.

I also hope that in borderlands 3 they will add the lasers and freeze weapon. it was the best things from bl tps .

>Epic is majority owned by China.

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I get the free games they give out every month, does that count?
I have yet to actually play any of them though.

Do we even have a list of EGS games that sell? I know the Steamspy guy works at Epic, but I find it curious how they aren't revealing sales figures of any game outside of one indie game and saying other games like Metro and World War Z "Exceeded our expectations".

Why you faggots and my normalfag friend are so excited about this ''le funny xd'' game? There is nothing special about it.

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