Have you been caught by this guy? Be honest

Have you been caught by this guy? Be honest.

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yes

Where?

i've never completed this game

I didn't know I was supposed to jump, shit game.

Is this the enemy with the highest killcount in all of videogames?

yes. i also thought the super mushrooms were bad too for a little bit because they looked like goombas.

how was i supposed to know? shit game

What guy? How am I supposed to know what you're talking about if you don't put a red circle on the object of interest? Dumb OP.

How the hell was I supposed to know there was a jump button, anyway?
There's no tutorial, no gameplay tips on the transition screen, it just dumps you in the path of an enemy and expects you to--what--button mash until you figure out the input to jump? And what reasonable person would think to jump ON the enemies before it was established as a platformer convention? It's just a fucking walking mushroom. How is touching it from the side immediately fatal, but touching it from above not? And why are POWER-UPS the same shape as enemies?

Only 15 or so times

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never got past him this game was fucking bullshit

let me destroy your childhood

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I can beat Battletoads no problem but can't beat SMB (without warps).

Well of course.
This game is stupid. You press start and then you just stand there until that fucker kills you. Can't move. Can't jump.
Shit game.

wtf how did nintendo get away with this???

Sometimes.

what am I looking at

Something something masons.

both of these

How

Nah that's probably Inky in pacman

i feel sleepy

bruh this is too friggin' deep can you delete this?

Hardly. Pacman wasn't one millionth as popular as Super Mario Brothers.

Is this a copy pasta? havent seen it before

most people haven't

I did with the help of game genie

I beat it on all-stars. That counts right.

ye

Different physics. Not really.

The different physics make it even harder.

SO BEAT THE ORIGINAL THEN

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I did, but friend claimed I had to beat it three times to count. I never managed that.

Probably? I've played SMB hundreds of times and I'm pretty sure it was the first video game I ever played.

All images on the subject are equally shitty.