How does Yea Forums respond to this news?

There’s some uppity billionaires who are genuinely bad people that I need to go shoot

I respond by taking a trip to Mecca and suicide bomb at that dumb shitty black stone with the power of a thousand suns exploding.

Fucking finally, quitting my job and taking the last 3 months real cruisy. Probs grab a dumb credit card to live the last 3 months comfortably as well, let 'em chase someone else for the debt.

Based

I wish

I would unironically be extremely happy to hear that I only have 3 months left to live; I am so very tired of pushing myself to keep doing this shit

collect sympathy pussy

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If I really found this out.. I'd probably..
>try to find Zoey Quin
>rape and kill her for the evil she has committed
>finally play a Zelda game
>email a a few people on Youtube, tell them I enjoyed their stuff

Rape her
I have nothing to lose anyway

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Travel the world and have lots of sex

I recommend a garrot if you want her dead at a customizable pace, and to start with OoT and then Majora if you have time if you're only playing one or two games. While the 2D games often capture the formula more concisely, the early 3D ones in my opinion give the most complete solitary experience.

vicious rape, I'll never see the inside of a prison

Why is she so happy about it?
Does she dislike me that much? I’m just her patient.

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Kill corrupt corpos

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Is that fixed or will heavy alcohol, drug, and junk food consumption speed this bitch along? Know any banks nearby willing to loan?

By going to fuck my little sister

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Loli rape roadtrip across Europe.

Now you will face my wrath

I rape her, I will make sure to cum inside several times so she gets pregnant.

Why wait

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I'm glad it's finally over.

based

God damn it why can't it be sooner

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Get in a huge ass debt with the bank and buy/play as much vidya as i can before my demise

Live cam Epstein invasion

Save up as much money as I can, go to mexico and spend it all on hookers, blow, alcohol, more hookers, Viagra, whiskey, more hookers, heroin, underaged hookers.

FPBP

This.

Finally. Father, grandpa. I'll be there soon.

Fuck you causality, I´m overdosing.

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Say "No that's wrong!" and shoot myself

Use up the rest of my savings going out in a blaze of bullets and glory

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I don't know? Rape random loli on street, take a laon buy drugz or some shiet

thanks doc

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just enough to see the last character on the smash fighters pass

can you make it 1?

Based depression chad

Finally pay a visit to that tall prostitute over at bunny ranch

Live out those three months as normally as I can, dont really regret anything that I can think of

Id give you 1 month and thats my final offer

This but unironically

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Pretty much.

based

Peach makes my member grow

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First post best post.

i'd probably rape girls and women regardless of their age in the last month.
figuring out a good way to do it in the first and preparing in the second.

No idea. Which is bad considering I could hear this next week.