DAMMIT DORIAN I JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO MISS WORK AND GET COMFY WITH MY SWITCH IN THE DARK. Y U TEASE ME LIKE THAT

go back

>tfw had a paid week off
Based Dorian.

>cat 10 hurricane
>would stop being that shit by the time it even hit mid country

i know, I KNOW, your a tiny useless puppetstate with a "queen", but come now....

i thought you tea sipping FAGGOTS were at least a LITTLE smarter than a newborn american baby with 1 IQ!

Pretty fucking lame, all that hype for nothing...

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>He thinks a Cat 10 will effect the U.S.

Expected from someone who freaks out over the sun getting a little too hot.

>switch in the dark
Söyman

He actually used haarp to divert the storm wow.

I'm glad David Koch is dead so you shills get paid half.

>NOAA research scientist Jim Kossin has said that the potential for more intense hurricanes is increasing as the climate warms, and suggested that Category 6 would begin at 195 mph, with a further hypothetical Category 7 beginning at 230 mph.

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>was told office is closed
>no have to work remote now
>probably have to go into the office tomorrow
Fuck me man i was supposed to have a paid vacation

What a brainlet lol a middle schooler coule have done a better job pitching thia idea

>he actually believes this
lmao
safearound.com/danger-rankings/
gfmag.com/global-data/non-economic-data/worlds-safest-countries-2019
worldatlas.com/articles/safest-countries-in-the-world.html

Reminder that hurricane seasons are getting stronger and stronger due to waters getting warmer. Storms are reaching Cat5 more and more frequently and they're moving slower and more sporadically.

While death rates are usually low from hurricanes, they can still do a lot of property damage and destabilize supply chains and make life hell.

Living in Florida will only get more and more uncomfortable in the next decade. Be sure to have insurance that covers hurricane damages if you stay. And if you live on the coastline, don't.

This has been a PSA from HURRICANES ARENT VIDEOGAMES

>Cat 10 hurricane
European education

Could Florida survive?

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The same thing happened last year (or the year before I think)
we were suppose to have the hurricane to end all hurricanes and nothing happened.
I'm sure the media made a lot of money talking about it though

Can you guys have a little sympathy. I live at the jersey shore and Sandy almost destroyed us. I don't want dorian to do the same. Please reply with good vibes.

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That thing is larger than Earth, so if would kill the planet.

It already sat on Bahamas and fucked them up.
Yellow is where coastline should be in pic from Monday.

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I hope you and your family come out unscathed. That being said dont look for sympathy here; too many third worlders that want to spread negativity.

Hey, come over to the midwest sometime and we'll take you to some great restaurants. We can talk this out.

Good, I hope you fuckers get annihilated.

>According to Robert Simpson, there are no reasons for a Category 6 on the Saffir–Simpson Scale because it is designed to measure the potential damage of a hurricane to human-made structures. Simpson stated that "... when you get up into winds in excess of 155 mph (249 km/h) you have enough damage if that extreme wind sustains itself for as much as six seconds on a building it’s going to cause rupturing damages that are serious no matter how well it's engineered."

Move somewhere that isn't a safety hazard you mongo

Imagine falling into it...no surface to land on. Just falling into an increasingly dense atmosphere...darker and darker...hotter and hotter...until you are crushed under the immense pressure.

Holy shit get a life loser
Fuck men suck these days

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One of the many, many reason to leave florida, and Id post this on b but that boards all medicore porn and social media stalkers now.

Stop, I'm already erect.

>Robert Homer Simpson (November 19, 1912 – December 18, 2014)
Dude was 102 year old turbo boomer.
We have videos of houses and buildings surviving Cat 5s so obviously it's not "total destruction".

Natural Disasters are overhyped to get you to go out and buy more product
>Weather (((Forecasters))) predict 12 inches of snow
>barely get two inches
>can't go out and get milk because millions of retards buy 20 gallons each because WAAAAH SNOWED IN

The worst disasters are the ones that they don't predict, like earthquakes or tornados.

Americans live a hard life.

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Wait
Its skipping Florida, but its going straight to..

Oh no,
OH NO NEW ENGLAND BROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

I have a life you idiot,that's the point, between my full time job, son , and wife I don't have many excuses to do nothing in the dark very often.

Don't worry the Yellow Stone Bowl will happen soon

>Pretty fucking lame, all that hype for nothing...

I call it a blessing. No one wants to deal with another Irma

Is that a fucking mcdonalds logo

Friendly reminder we already had this post explained that it's in fucking Australia of all places

wasn't key west wiped out

That isnt gonna hit NE is it

>turbo boomer

Fuck you, I don't even know why that made me laugh.

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>As an European
lol no one cares yuropoor

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LOL OMG what a loser
You don't have a life, you have a facade that you constructed around you
You're still a sad little boy, fuck I'd never even date a guy like you

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>Live PD: Sponsored by McDonalds
I'm lovin' it

It still absolutely assblasted the Bahamas for what its worth.

Or Michael if you live on the coast. That shit was even worse for flooding.

It's a nice 81 degrees today here in California.

I bet you wish you were here, huh?

>tfw Arizona
Will it ever cool down? I shouldn’t have to take my shirt off in fucking September, I’m a skeleton I shouldn’t be this hot

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I thought it was New Zealand.

But how can I use it in my hourly "I can't stop thinking about america" thread if everyone knows it's from Australia?

dumb euronigger

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>cat 10 hurricane

Have you gone to school, you stupid European nigger?

>ywn have your home obliterated by McDeath Squad

Well tell god to make it higher you fucking cunt

Fuck you nigger, I'm in California and its over 100, AND my AC stopped working

lol no fuck the heat. Enjoy the water and stable earth plates- oh wait.

Have you not learned by now to never trust climate scientists? If they were actually right once we wouldn't have the ice caps anymore and Florida would be completely flooded.

>play switch on the table
>hurricane does a 180
>money stolen
thanks nintendo!

At least it isn't humid.

RENT FREE

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What are some good video games about natural disasters?

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You shouldn't be bragging. There are much safer places to live than there, earthquakelet

As a Texasfag, I wanted Florida to get BTFO
It was perfect. the entire state was supposed to be almost covered. I'm seething

Rent free

Call me a normalfag but I honestly find the social media stalking and pics you shouldn't share threads really creepy.

>E*roroach education

It's a nice 60 here in the good part of california.

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100 degrees in Cali is nothing...you have dry heat
Experience 100 degrees in the south with all this fucking humidity then cry faggot.

Ok

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>climate scientists say oceans will be a few inches higher in the next century
>WHY ARENT WE THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS NOW

You are silly

I thought all you southerners got drunk on your homemade moonshine so you were too drunk to care about the heat and also to seduce your cousins

>US below the Congo
Lol who writes this shit?

>>This is a McDonalds Pokice! Open up! You are suspected of trying to eat something that do not contains at least 98% of saturated fat, corn syrup, salt and artifical colourant! Put down your vegetables and go out with your hands in the air!

won't it tear you apart immediately

I know the people hoping for a "happening!!!1!" are disappointed, but you don't know how much of a relief this is to see. No losing power during the hot autumn. No house destruction. No losing my 8000 dollar shingles and roof because they're only rated to go up to a cat 4. Even though I spent weeks preparing with food, gas, shutters, and etc, it's all worth it whether it comes to us or not. Plus, it's good to be prepared for the rest of hurricane season. I remember something like this happening 2 years ago with irma, where one hurricane missed us, but another came in and remodeled all of our collective shitholes.

A few inches means millions of displaced people you cant feed btw

Oh hey a fellow South Jersey Fag.

Honestly maybe God just really likes me but I was able to go outside in the middle of Sandy and have a blast trying to make myself glide with the wind. Didn't damage my house at all. My neighborhood got a downed telephone pole and a couple of branches and thats it.

Ocean City got fucked but they get fucked in a light drizzle so nothing new.

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>tfw texasfag still seething that they can't handle a little rain
lol imagine letting your major cities get annihilated by a little cat 4 lol

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Wait it's not hitting us retard.

Who /Pennsylvania/ here? I hope we get a lot of snow this year.

Why are Americans always so salty about everything?

Forced into attic during Dorian storm surge.
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Why would anyone ever wish to live in California?

The amount of pure seethe in this post

Hopefully all you Texan faggots stay the fuck out of Florida now after this. Stop moving here and acting like you're better than everyone with your faggot trucks.

That's a nice looking burger.

I'm a flip who lived though the stongest typhoon recorded in human history, living in California now, and let me tell you man typhoons are fun shit to talk about until you truly see how terrible they can be

you didn't have to tell us you're european, we could already tell from your stupidity and obsession with america.

*you're

ATTENTION ALL NON FLORIDIANS (OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM) GET OUT OFF THIS THREAD BECORE I MAKE YOU SLAVES AGAIN

Coudl you share some of that with South Jersey this time? You fuckers whore all of it leaving us with none. You owe us for all your kind we take in during the summer as you take a literally shit on every store we have.

That's not a burger, you drongo. That's a patented Publix Chicken Tender sub (tm)

>Regardles how fucked up something is, it's someone fetish.

I did. Irma was chill. I live in Fort Lauderdale and on the coast in what was an evacuation zone. I never even lost power. I was just free to chill for a week.

Eyy, someone else who's jealous of us. Nice

Acquire skill. The snow goddess doesnt take kind to the untrained.

How long till you eurocucks have until article 13 kicks in? Yeah the internet is better without you.

>People aren't Going to be left without power and not die

And this is bad because?

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>work in hospital emergency department
>still has to work regardless of what happens

Send nukes

Listening to small irrelevant countries give their worthless opinions gets tiresome. Trying to hide behind "you're just salty" when you rightfully get called irrelevant (while also coming off as salty yourself) is also tiresome.

>sub
Same thing.

This.
You wouldn't be saying that shit if they tried Katrina

We are better than you, though.

>Stop moving here
No one wants to live in your shit state Pablo

that's the joke retard

Seething texanfaggot

>a Mexan calling Floridians Pablo
Holy shit the irony lmao

It's usually shitskins that drown/starve in their houses.

I'm sad that they now get to live.

My bro. PA is one of the most cozy states to live in.

the joke is that he's a stupid european nigger who hasn't gone to school?

I hate people.

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I wonder how many anons we've lost over the years by hurricanes.

But these go to 5.

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>best state in south
>no natural disasters
>tfw

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no that there isn't such thing as cat 10, but he wishes there was and that it went over your house

>Can’t even play vidya due to having 2 programming classes with a tough as fuck teacher in both classes that gives 1 week assignments for making entire games

lol all these seething amerimutts, good job cunt

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>Send nukes
So, on top of flux of idiots who hurt themselves while trying to use the hammer and plywood to bar the windows you want thousands of burned, blinded and irradiated that need medical attention?

That's like saying you're the smartest retard in the class.

The same way I get annoyed with a yapping chihuahua.

>samefagging
Euros are really desperate for American attention.

Why do Police keep buying battering rams, when even Firefighters don't use them to open locked doors? And they kick down more doors than cops.

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¨maybe tourists, us americans weight over 1000 pounds and when a hurricane is blowing, all it does to me is make my scooter lose a small fraction of traction

>surprised a hurricane changes trajectory
If you're in Florida you should know by there we get like 5 hurricanes a year 'coming towards us' only for them to veer in another direction. Before Irma the last hurricane to actually make landfall in Florida was Wilma. Outside of that they've either brushed past us or turned into tropical storms beforehand.

Fucking this. I wanna see a bunch of Amerimutts getting killed a hilarious way.

Any other Wilmingtonfags here?

lmao amerimutts seething hard ITT

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>living in california
worse than any hurricane

Looks like itll glide along NC's coast before going back out to sea friday evening. I live in NC and no one is worried (we only go nuts during a snow flurry) here. Seems like it may be just bad enough where I'll have to work remote, but ill just lie like everyone else and say I dont have internet/cable.

But yeah, always prepare for a hurricane but never watch the news until, at the most, 24 hours before its supposed to hit. There are no models that can accurately predict this shit more than 12 hours out. I guess some people have to prepare by boarding up windows and evacuating but honestly you should fucking move if thats the case. Every year you have to worry about a hurricane destroying everything you own...awesome I wanna move!

Im gonna go up there and shit on the floor of your local grocer. Maybe thats the trick.

You're going to be disappointed if you think a hurricane will do that

>he doesn't want people he dislikes to suffer

Firefighters have strength and stamina. Cops are out of shape or only built for stamina and not strength.

Honest question.
Do Europeans REALLY hate clapping and giving tips?
About 55% of American hate comes from these 2 combined, and I genuinely don’t know if this is a legitimate reason to hate Americans or if its just bait.
And if Europeans do genuinely hate clapping/tips, then why do you hate these actions so much?

no, but you would turn into mince meat due all the glass shards in that storm

what you going for ? drop out.

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>parents were in hurricane's path
glad i dont gotta worry now

they're too poor to afford giving tips.

They're just fucking around, quit taking it so seriously

Even if us Americans were the nicest and compassionate people on earth, Euros would still hate us. Their snobbery and circle jerking won't let them think otherwise.

Eh. Given how even Atlanta was too stupid to prepare for snow, I feel no sympathies for any state living on the coast not prepared for a major storm. Either get with it or move somewhere else.

it's because you're new
lurk moar

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You're a terrible, racist person
Learn to love more
I dislike most of you but don't wish harm upon you all.

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Do it yourself then, coward.

>Eh. Given how even Atlanta was too stupid to prepare for snow
There's no reason to given how rare it is and how fast it will melt.
They'd need loads of plows and trucks doing nothing for years just to save a day or two.

>That's not a burger, you drongo
yeah what's up?

Shouldn't have been born black imo, don't give them a fucking dime.

>retards don't believe me when i tell them american blacks are the richest blacks on earth.

Obsessed AND retarded, gotta be from /int/

Seems like Robert was a city slicker

Literary the first post is Eurofag wishing destruction.

>all these replies
good job user

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Based sensitive tranny

>samefagging again
Why are Euro so desperate for attention?

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They shoot each other every few days as it is.

>anyone I don't like is samefagging
I'm just congratulating OP for triggering so many people with a low effort shitpost. Calm down my dude, it's just banter.

>I dislike most of you but don't wish harm upon you all.
Am I supposed to care?

>again
Le sigh. Euros, everyone.

Makes sense since WWII is Europe destroying Europe

Why can't yurup just get an influx of immigrants that rape and pillage the entire country and burn it dow- oh wait

You cared enough to reply and that's all that matters.

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lol you got /r/woooshed and mad

civil engineering, ive already payed off most of my tuition so I'm good

Long island here. I follow the weather very closely and I didn't hear of it hitting us at all

I hope you die.

Imagine being this mad over literally nothing.

>inb4 t-totally not mad
Just sit down and relax.

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We don't hate clapping, I don't know where you heard that, but yes, tipping culture isn't a thing here like it is in the US.

here's a summary of every europost vs burgerpost
>I hope all Americans die
>no one cares about you europoor
>HAHA gottem fucking salty americans not caring about my tiny slav country wishing death upon them, it's just banter
>repeat

People who hate other people just because they were born in a place they don't like are scum.

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FPBP

is this any good?

And I wish you well health.

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People just like to hate other different people. It’s mostly just bantz.

>Europeans say anything about Americans
>buttmad burgers call them non-whites and muslims and pull out their epic based & redpilled charts to prove their country is better
FTFY
Imagine taking conversations seriously on this shit site.

Gone Home

>buttmad europeans say something about Americans
>buttmad americans say something about europeans
FTFY

Man i was hoping for some spics to become floaters, what a let down.

>Euro-monkeys trying to recon history

Turns out Florida was the mirror he couldn't be near

holy shit
Well a lot of negroes will be dying in the bahamas if that makes you feel any better

It was a painting you fucking lowly fuck

If Americans didn't care they just wouldn't reply. OP got at least 10 replies already.

Reminder that replying to a shitpost is equivalent to getting trolled. Checkmate, burgers.

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>American banter, say something ignorant or little hurtful but all in good nature poking fun at each other. Maybe compliment Euro's nation
>Euro """""""""""""banter""""""""""""""", lol ded Amerimuttss!

talk shit, get hit europoor.

winds on the left side of the hurricane are also weaker iirc

Why are you lying? You have no e-cred on this site, stop trying to defend it.

American "banter" is just calling Europeans nonwhites and muslims.
>Maybe compliment Euro's nation
Shit that never happens.

WHAT NO! IT'S STILL GONNA HIT ME BROS! MY POWER!!!

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>still trying to recon history
Euros are full of hate and malice.

>Even if us Americans were the nicest and compassionate people on earth, Euros would still hate us
What a retarded excuse to never change yourselves. Just stop being meddling jews and warmongering niggers.

the only ones who called anyone non-white ITT were euros after wanting people to die like keyword "like" they're some barbaric muslim niggers . other user's post is more accurate as to what's happening not that i care since whenever a hurricane hits i'm usually hoping the casualties are as high as possible.

>tfw the storm did fuck all but is still close enough to use as an excuse to not work today
Thank you, Dorian, for giving me a four day weekend.

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why do euroshits fight in the wars if they hate them so much. why do they feel some guilt like they owe refugees something if they dindu nuffin.

>Be central Florida man
>People warning me to leave the fucking state
>Uni cancelled for 2 days
>Dorian goes AFK over Bahamas
>2 days still cancelled
>Dorian is Cat 2 now
This week is going pretty well. Had some storms, but that's normal here.

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Britain literally made Israel my dude.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration

yeah a little

>why yes, i do respect people regardless of their nationality
>how could you tell?

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Not even Amerispics like their shithole since they want hurricanes to ravage it so badly itt

>commiefornia
I rather kill myself.

Nigger, that was a Cat 2. Stop whining when you haven't even been through a real hurricane.

My state is more first world than most Eurabian countries with less (or zero actually) terrorist attacks. i only want hurricanes to destroy the east cost and south west where most spics and nigs reside.

>My state is more first world than most Eurabian countries
Is that why you're too pussy to name it Pedro?

A hurricane would damage a small part of our country, while muhammads and jamals have destroyed your entire country. SAD!

Nebraska. you?

Iowa

Why can't Americans just shoot the hurricane if it enters their property?

HOLY SHIT based!

>88% white
shithole
t. 15% white Americuck

As a fellow european

based

Why can't Europeans just deport rapists and murders?

>might have to go back to work tomorrow either though a cat 2 is right off the shores
Pls hit us already.

We tried, it didn't work

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I live in Jacksonville and we have been lucky as fuck with hurricanes lately

Why can't 56ers?

Americans are already killing each other anyway, don't need a hurricane to wipe them out.

You're either a muslims or a slav. Both are so fucking bad and not white.

no considering Nebraska is in the middle of the fucking country.

Stay mad yuropoor.

Stop thinking commiefornia is America. Go to a real state like Vermont or North Dakota, we don't have rapists and murderers roaming the streets in those places, unlike Sweden or France.

This isn’t video games, you stupid Yea Forums-tier fucking faggots.

t. """"""white"""""" hispanic

Nah just get a Cat 1000 to cover the earth and extinct us

last time they did that it created Australians

New Hampshire?

I'm from Indiana and I'm not black, we have very few Hispanics here.

>ITT: seething yuropoors

Make it cat100 from florida, through the caribbean and then to california

What kind of food are we talking about here?

>Babymetal's Orlando concert still on

Happy for you burgerfatistanis

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Uh it's called job security sweaty

Why do Europeans complain about Americans being fat, when Europeans smoke all the time and smell fucking terrible. I'd rather have diabetes than lung cancer.

>I live at the jersey shore
sympathy granted. You poor soul

Why doesn't Hiro make a blue Yea Forums?
>making fucking waste of /bant/ but no blue random board

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Lmao I hope you and jew york get fucked again.

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>smoking bad
Imagine being this low T.

Enjoy your lung cancer kemal

I mean the relevant NE

>big hurricane, massive deaths, EVACUATE NOW THE END IS COMING
>Expert weather analysers have decreed that you need to be afraid....a-and make sure to keep tuning in....NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS
>*hurricane comes, nothing happens*
Can you dumbfucks stop shilling for the media? They just want (you)'s, that's all they've ever wanted. Stop taking them seriously, and that goes for retarded doomers and climate change advocates as well. I swear most of them are Eurocucks

Ha jokes on you guys, my entire week of college got cut this week so I have the entire week off now.

Enjoy your heart attack

nigga just walk away from florida lol

>tfw have to go back to wageslaving tomorrow
F-Fucking dorian just us already!

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It's more for poor retards who think their trailer home can stand up to a Cat 5 and then get all pissy at people for not warning them enough.
Although last year the hurricane did fuck up quite a few houses and there was massive flooding where I live.

This Hurricane will go down in history as the biggest cock tease. Every time Trump tweets about it going to hit an US territory it just backs the fuck away... Everyone in PR had a bad day the very next day as people where looking forward to having the weekend off.

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>rains for 10 minutes this morning
>humidity through the roof now
AHHHHHHHHH

I mean, it kinda destroyed the Bahamas, a major tourist destination for the US

Hurricane sandy actually took out my power for a week. It was pretty shitty times. I’m from dc btw

>Tweets it's going to hit and do damage
>Literally everything he says is wrong so nothing happens

You might be onto something.

>all these replies.
Damn it feels good to not have to pay for healthcare, get shoot and have tuition-free university.

I can't decide which is worse, the psychos who post about america all day long or the retards who pretend to be leftists for (you)s

I blame 5G

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If you live in these areas and you have the means to relocate to another part of the world, why in the world wouldn't you considering this shit appears to happen regularly at varying degrees of intensity?
>b-but smaller ones aren't that bad s-so let's just hope a big one never happens in my lifetime!
Seriously?

Feels good living rent free inside your head yuropoor.

Based. Fuck merricucks.

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The Human spirit isn't about abandoning an area just because of natural disasters. I shouldn't have to tell you this.

some HAARP shit going on
must have been real shit, that hurricane , would have dabbed on florida real bad

You underestimate floridaman.

>liberals
>Americans

Hurricane Dorian is the equivalent of that porno vid of the dude slapping his dick on a chicks pussy for an hour then the video ends

based babymetal poster

>eurocucks getting uppity again
Shouldn't you be prepping your "SO's" middle eastern boyfriend? Maybe if you do a good job your union masters might approve you for that butter knife license, or even better, a new pink chastity cage.

>being this buttmad
Thanks for the laugh Amerifriend.

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Nah they're too busy getting raped by mudslimes.

For the record tipping isn't actually that well liked in America. Back when it was actually a reward for good service it had merit but now it's practically expected. But it's kind of hard to get rid of since a single person not tipping just screws over the worker rather than shifting the system.

Tell that to the entirety of California. Half the state is hit by an earthquake, the other half is hit by wildfires.

I hope it hits Jew York and makes the holocaust real.

Someone needs to add the ugly ass hard rock hotel in Hollywood to that pic

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Kek I pass this thing every time I head into broward.

>people crying over hurricanes
We get tornados regularly in my shithole, stop whining.

[s4s] would just take it over again

PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT

It's so that hard-working rescue crews don't have to drag your seawater-bloated corpse from the rubble of your home because you were too much of a lazy retard to evacuate inland.

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They're whining about not getting a hurricane, retard

>florida chads so powerful the hurrincane got scared and is shriveling up
dorian diddnt wanna take the L

>We get tornados regularly in my shithole,
you should chew your food more.

This, jews fear the floridaman.

>posting shit from 1992 as if it's relevant despite building codes being vastly improved since then
>posting shantytown damage pics from Mexico
hurr

Fuck you Commie bootlicker, I'll stay in my house as I damn well please. You take your big gov and "empathy" and fuck off.

>live in the closest part of Florida to the hurricane
>have only been getting light rain and light wind

Fucking bullshit. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I just want to keep playing video games.

The BIG norther pacific earthquake is due even sooner, the Native Indians told legends about.

Same, I hope this fucker hit us.

How can people still be this obsessed with America?

these last few hurricanes have been fucking weak bullshit, yet the media still puts out stuff like this. I think places like Walmart intentionally cause panic for those quick sales.
youtube.com/watch?v=QYaH5nU1Ls0

t. mass shooter

Boomers will believe whatever the man on the TV says.

>watching weather channel
>they have intense movie trailer music over flood footage
I don't know why I think it's funny every time

that's a picture from last year, of the panhandle

because it wasn't their choice to make that and almost always have instructions from the network to add it for more entertainment ratings

Pretty much I also think the hurricane was part of a testing for HAARP.

fuck usa, fuck mutts

Eurocucks wish they had the balls to be as independent as we are, but unfortunately they have to stick together because they're soft pussies who are still butthurt about losing. They also are no longer white, as they consider all euros to be the same (kek), so Americans have now become the master white race.

That's how all American media have to operate
youtube.com/watch?v=79u11C6JmEw

vineland here
get fucked shorefaggots.

>wanted the hurricane to hit so I'd have an excuse to miss work tomorrow and enjoy the Direct in comfort
>hurricane decides it likes the Bahamas too much to leave
Fuck all, should I still lie and miss work?

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>why do i need to wear a seatbelt i never get in a crash
ounce of prevention is a pound of cure

Did they have anything of value?

For someone like you who never leaves their basement, no.

>Party member fucking dies

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Damn, imagine all those fucking graze points.

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>why can't the US get a hurricane that goes over the mountain range in the eastern part of the country
are you daft or just special?

any time I see these types of post I just assume it's from some brown Lebanese person who became """European"""" in 2015.

white Euros have no reason to hate the USA.

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>that's a picture from last year, of the panhandle
Right. Also it's not like every building is Florida is immediately upgraded to new codes. Here's some video of gable-type roofs getting blown away:

youtube.com/watch?v=wSXvcveNSTQ

I want another Irma; that porn was delicious.

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>warmongering niggers
Yeah sorry friend, Europe started the 3 deadliest wars in history (both World Wars and the Thirty Years War) and still invades countries like Libya to this day. Quit pretending you're a paragon of antiwar.

SHUT UP

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET EVERYONE HERE KILLED!?

>tropical storm Fernand in gulf of mexico
>boss spawns enemy units

whiter than you, hernandéz chang shit-spotted-eagle

Nice try but I can see your new IP in the thread retard. Go pray to Allah or something.

>I'm retarded on purpose!
we still got it

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>tfw oklahomafag reading all this
Hurricanes are pussy shit compared to the tornadoes that hit Moore every other year.
also if you live in Moore you're a retard

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And nothing of value was lost.

serious question
why is florida the only state with good building code
watch, it'll hit the carolinas as a cat 1 and hundreds will die

based user dabbing on ameripoors

fucking britogre why dont you go back to your dank cave

>tornadoes
>worse than hurricanes
>being a furfag
And the absolute worst of it
>unironically living in Oklahoma

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>not living in the best state outside of moore and the panhandle
Imagine being this gay.

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>why does a state that gets hit with a category 4 every year have strong buildings
hmmm

Tornadoes are worse in the sense that they're less predictable, and of course for specific locations they can be more devastating due to the extreme wind speeds. Imagine waking up to the sound of a tornado bearing down on your house. But in terms of total energy Hurricanes have much higher mass destructive potential, with sustained high winds over wide areas and storm surge flooding. Plus Hurricans spawn tornadoes of their own (though not usually huge EF5 type tornadoes)

How did Trump negatively affect this situation? Can we get CNN's hot take?

SEETHING MUTT

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>missed clinicals due to natural disasters don't have to be made up

hell yes

yes, but why is it the only one with strong buildings?

Because requiring buildings in Minnesota to be hurricane proof and the added expense that entails is something only a liberal would think is a good idea

Are you purposefully being obtuse or are you just retarded?
I mean why don't all the other states which get hit by hurricanes almost as much, but not as much as Florida, have better building code.
like louisiana or south carolina

I don't know, would you like to cite the South Carolina building code indices you have an issue with and compare them to Florida's so we can have an informed conversation about it or are you just going to keep vaguely saying Florida's is just better?

>all those burgers mad
america more like jokearica

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get dunked on gweedo

Bad weather is all Dlump's fault, if it wasn't for Hrumpf pulling out of the Paris accord then there would be no more hurricanes and we wouldn't have to prepare for them any more. Impeach now Russia Russia Putin.

Depends on hemisphere. But you are right in this case

HOLY MOTHER OF BASEDDDD

>ANY DAY NOW

>all these assblasted replies
fucking americans dude

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Jersey deserves it. Though I fear all the poo from the Pajeets that infest that shithole might make a poonado.

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Civilization 6: Gathering Storm
in b4 shiteating Civ5 faggots who haven't played Civ4 ever.

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the only "Europeans" who want Americans to die can accurately be put in two categories
>Muslims
>Serbs

Why?
I don't need to, the death counts are proof enough.

Pizza deserts should be wiped out from this country, including you.

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>tfw Utah
>Responsible for Twisted Metal
>Responsible for Fleetwood Mac
>Never have to deal with Natural Disasters

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Tried to throw the election by voting for a homosexual CIA agent

>Never have to deal with Natural Disasters
Mormons are a natural disaster.

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THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COPE

I did it boys, I fucked it away.

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>Be on the West coast of Florida
>Got a downpour for a couple minutes and that was it
Fucking lame. I wanted it to rain all day.

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why don't you nuke it you idiots?

monster

youtube.com/watch?v=aM4ulg60nGs

>Mormons
>Disaster
Mormons are the only Christian denomination to actually tame non-white/asian followers, unlike Cathospics and Protetards. Also polygamy is based. Also they brought up the kino that is Superdell.
youtube.com/watch?v=O17fQPV0Go0

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cringe but redpilled

Be safe user

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bro it never rains in this fucking state

>living in Jew Jersey

Mutually Assured Destruction, Muhammad.

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I can't wait until Europeans are exterminated by natural or artificial means and we divvy up your landmass with other relevant countries.

>If you're a FAGGOT come buy a computer I'll give you a hundred bucks off you'll need it for a psychological evaluation

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>Tame non whites
>Wanting to involve them in any way

I watched one of their bi-annual general conferences: they had a white president denouncing "racism, sexism and nationalism," then IMMEDIATELY had the next speaker, a Brazilian man, praise the national pride of the Brazilian people.

NATIONALISM FOR WHITES = BAD
NATIONALISM FOR NON-WHITES = GOOD

The Mormon church has, as its current doctrine, the destruction of whites, because we're all equal in the eyes of god =^)

Mark my words, it's only a matter of time before the Mormon prophet is kissing the feet of Muslims just like the pope.

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There is no living Mormon prophet because they're not idolworshipping pedos like Cathospics. The mormon non-whites I've encountered have been actually decent people who don't want to fuck over whites while every spic is catholic and as a result shits out a billion kids and they all act like shitheads.

*blocks your path*

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Nice post Ahmed

Hurricane season will be gone in a month, so not really compared to all the shit you people have.

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>There is no living mormon prophet
I guess that's why they have a page on the official Mormon website listing their living prophets, and articles like this detailing the need for living prophets:

churchofjesuschrist.org/prophets-and-apostles/unto-all-the-world/we-need-living-prophets?lang=eng

Mormonism will fall to the same cuckoldry and (((bad actors))) that have seized Catholicism. Get out of the community before the church convinces your daughter to marry that devout good Mormon Jamal Wakundabele.

>Long Islandfag
>tfw when everyone else had their houses flooded and lost power because of Sandy
>tfw when you didn't
Felt kind of like being a medieval king for about a week

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seething europoor

>all the 56% replies
seething burgerclaps

capitalism was a mistake but now it's too late, we're all going to die in cataclysm before 2100 because of mostly american, russian, brazilian and chinese faggots.

Thread theme
youtu.be/M2T1dMTUAdo

Let it be known that there was not always this level of animosity. Before there would be good natured banter, not actual anyeurism inducing anger going on for an entire thread.

>all these replies
FPBP

>tfw you drove through something like this the other day

Alaska isn't supposed to be on fire.

>context of this scene is that the second guy thinks about the first one a lot
americans post this unironically

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Tell me about this C-word pass. What does it mean?

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But who will save you when you faggots kill yourselves off by continuously allowing muslims and PC people to exist?

Not surprising you consume American media since you're so obsessed with America.

You don't need to directly watch an entire series to know parts of it. One of your burger friends posted the source of the scene

fpbp

>all these replies

SEETHING