Something has arrived!

Something has arrived!
It says GAME on the box so it must be relevant, right?

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It was Rosalina from Super Maryo Brothers!

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based and boobpilled

are shitty reddit tier unboxing threads even allowed

>inb4 dragon dildo

its funko soys i bet. fuck off

Probably a gaming chair based gamer

I wonder what's inside


it says GAME on the box, how could that not be relevant to vidya?

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dragon dildoe

Open it already faggot

GAME still exists?

calm down, I think this is pretty obvious already

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catherine

Dragon dildo.

does game still exist where you are? in west country town my local has closed

catherine dildo

ITS BIG BUMPIN FOR THE 360 BABY

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The UK is truly living in the past
Anyway, here it is!

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What a fucking waste of time,fuck you OP

umm what the fuck is the pink shit?

Congrats, it's shit.

Why aren't dragon dildo unboxing threads a thing anymore
I enjoyed those for some reason

heh.
twat

awe, aren't they cute?

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I got a bunch of manga the other day and forgot to make an unboxing thread.

Thanks for holding it for me bruh!

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>censored shit
into the trash

Because the new mods are no-fun-allowed Redditors who came to this website in 2016.

imagine yer dad seeing you open this shit

dumb fag

>tfw trannies doing unboxings on Yea Forums
the absolute fucking state of this board

Jesus fuckign christ

Why does your toe have a foreskin

wtf
post cage

dude I'm eating rn wtf

anyway, thread over, cheers lads

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>cutfag doesn't know what a natural toe looks like
lmfao

>>cutfag
Nice meme but I'm not a mutt

actually it's not

I'm looking up the LE and it doesn't seem to come with that ball gag and nine tails.

Now you've just reminded me I'm in my late 20s and have always wanted to try BDSM but haven't even had anything resembling a romantic or sexual encounter of any kind with a female to begin with, let alone trying kinky shit, so now I'm just thinking about being alone.

Enjoy whatever you're doing with that stuff I guess. I dunno.

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and for a quick bonus here's my current PS4 steelbook collection

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>whip and ballgag
this is worse than that bib and plate from that other jap game someone got ages ago.

go kys now tranny

nu-Yea Forums, folks

Slap your ass with the ball gag.

what a tool

>expecting anything from 99% of unboxing threads
shame on me

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shucks, you caught me.
I'd say try dating websites, but worst comes to worst you can always hire an escort for an evening.

Here's how the steelbook itself looks. Really nice art and print quality.

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check out what i got today!

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seek help

>$400
>no hooves
It's shit

I've considered dating websites, but I'd only want to try that if I was at least marketable. I've lost a lot of weight, but I'm not working right now. If I can maintain my current weight AND find work, then maybe I'll consider it but even then there's the question of if it's even worth it then.

I'm not against the concept of escorts but I wouldn't want my literal first ever experience with a woman to be that.

I passed on Catherine FB since there's too much else coming out for my limited budget (Astral Chain and Iceborne namely but might pick it up eventually). I love the original and still have my PS3 LE copy, complete with the shirt though.

Enjoy your game and whatever you do with the toys.

>$400
you culd get like 4 dragon dildos for that price lmao

>no dragon dildo
>no hooves

this entire thread is a fucking letdown

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It's good that you're bettering yourself and aiming for stability, I think you'll definitely thank yourself in the long run for making that choice.

I wish you luck in your future endeavours, user!

Turns out it's actually not, atlus just lied and said they would censor it.

So did you have sex at any point in your life yet?

Why were the whip and gag not in the main box?
Makes me wonder if somebody at customs got curious

Lmao op. I got the same, just friend took it from reception and I didnt bother with 4chin unboxing this time

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>literally entirely weebshit
K den’.

Catherine full body's out?

Aren't these two dudes?

hold the phone

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Is this offical?
It's cool but I don't want to support the franchise after it shit the bed so far in season 8, I refuse to reward that incompetency.

i have a statue with hooves buts its neither new or as quality as this statue.

>collection
What a dumb fucking goy