Kassandra is my mommy!

you too
but you don't see me complaining, it's ok to be a faggot nowadays

Probably Odyssey

let me guess, we wuz greeks n shieet?

Origins

Morgan Web still looking good these days

Jizzhead thread

Why did they give a byzantine name to an ancient greek character.

My niggress.

>watches anime
>tells anyone else to acquire taste

he's not wrong

What the fuck, so problematic, zher was supposed to be a transsexual lesbian but then Ubisoft made zhurlum a traditional mother.

That's why you are son of a bitch.

I actually don't watch anime, only very sporadically, doesn't matter anyway. I have more respect for genuine weebs than you faggots.

>when you're so mentally ill you can't even enjoy your hobby any more because /pol/ has gaslighted you into seeing boogeymen everywhere
post a selfie dude

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Stop forcing this disgusting piece of meat already.

What's Gideon doing in asscreed

Alex is not a Christian Jewish name user

Dude, you got fucking mental issues.

I love Chara!!

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Whats really dumb about this game is ubishit caved to sjw masses and lets your character be in a same sex relationship even though the lore of the games is that you're reliving the memories of your genetic ancestors so how the fuck do you access their memories when they didn't reproduce and pass their genes on?

absolutely kek fucking based
get fucked op your moms getting plowed by some other random user

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i havent played origins but i pirated odyssey and it was a 7/10. i was thinking about buying on steam since its only 30 right now but i have a feeling it could go lower later this year anyway.

Origins, better story and gameplay.

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Evie from AC syndicate it vastly superior.

have sex

you seem really retarded since you can play either the brother or sister

>better gameplay

no

man speaking of syndicate im playing it right now and man it is FUCKED up dude christ
>doing some dumb side story where i have to kidnap a hypnotist
>going well, feeling like an assassin as i get up to the floor hes on
>whistle to get his attention, he sees a corpse as i expect
>get behind him, prompt to kidnap comes up
>hit circle
>picks up corpse
>yeah cool game
>some stupid scene sends me outside of the mansion and i have to try again
>do it again, this time it decides to work, and i put him in the carriage
>get to station
>pull him out of the carriage
>suddenly attacked for no reason and he escapes me somehow, what the fuck
>he steals the carriage
>what the fuck is going on
>manage to catch up in another carriage before he gets too far
>have to hijack to get him out of the carriage
>suddenly hes running around on the street like a madman and i can't kidnap him again for some reason
>idk ill try a smoke bomb
>nothing
>no seriously what is going o-
>some random rook on the street fucking pops him in the head for some reason and fails me
>back to the mansion with all the guards alive
could the game just hold together for like 20 minutes so i can have some semblance of fun

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>Better story
>generic revenge story
no

100%ed Odyssey. It's fucking average, story use the cheapest hook of all time (muh family) and the level scaling just isn't fun, but then the game becomes way too easy.

She's a fucking dog.

true

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Huh? She's pretty attractive for a game character and certainly more attractive than real life british women, and her body is perfectly thicc.

Fuck no, she looks like emma watson

Yeah had lots of fun letting her get beat up in the fighting pits.

looks above average

evie is cute

There are people that actually made the conscious decision to not choose Alexios as their main
Why?

any pornstars that look like Kassandra?

>ryona
very nice

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Origins sucks, Bayek gets the blue balls while Aya goes "yas queen slay"

Any woman making a strange face or captured in the middle of a laugh/speech can look unflattering.

she looks cute

odyssey just has tacked on shit to tick generic rpg boxes and they improve nothing

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no

Ubisoft has gone full retard

Animus hacks have been part of the game since AC Black Flag.

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I'm gonna say the M word!

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name of girl and/or episode number(guessing it's gdp)?

Is that supposed to look like her? Man you autists are face blind for real.

sauce

u gay, son

her expressions are so hot

But she's spartan, she would have thrown you off the cliffs when you were born a weak cuck

THROW ME MOMMY

>implying i was not born a 9 pounds healthy warrior of the mediterranean

She would bear my children in 10 years tops

You can't just post this without the sauce

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possibly gdp 349 based on an archived thread.

I've only had one glitch in about 14ish hours right now but I want to know more of why they changed so much compared to Unity besides the bad press obviously. It just feels like it's different in a way I can't explain, and it's not the locale change or anything. Sneaking being a toggle also drives me up a wall because it was fine on LT, all they needed to do was make aiming RB (Or even LB and have the rope launcher really be the Arkham Batclaw by being on RB) and your Rook/Kids button be A instead.
Evie is easily the cutest AC girl with Elise pretty much immediately after her, then Lady Persona Aveline.

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It was great until the last few missions when they forced you to play as Aya instead of Bayek. It totally deflated the whole game at a point when it should have been the most riveting