Astral chain interview

>The interviewer also says that depictions of women’s buttocks in Katsura’s art are especially popular and asks if they took care to replicate this in-game, and Taura says that they did, and that even if the designs were not by Katsura, good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate.

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>good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate.
How can one studio be so based?

God bless.

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based as fuck

reminds me of that Yoko Taro interview where he's asked why he designed 2B to look sexual and he answered "I like girls'. wish all devs were based.

>Platinum Games, keeping fun alive

Good. I'm a horny man with desires and if I'm destined to go to hell, then might as well enjoy some ass along the way.

Hell doesn't real

Good. Nothing gets me going like jacking off to action games while I'm playing them, since I can't do that otherwise.

Truly based in every sense of the word

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If the anus was not meant for fucking, then explain why cylindrical shaped and round tipped objects are the best to use for penetrating one?

why god put prostate in man ass ?

this question has been killing me for a long time. why is it there biologically too? why is gay assfucking a part of the human biology?

As a faggot test, to expose degenerates like you.

Gentlemen, It's not for ass fucking. It's for that amazing feeling you get when you take massive shits. If it didn't feel good to take a shit, I can guarantee you, we'd have way less motivation to do it.

I've seen it

Anyone got pictures of the butts in astral chain?

I thought it was just to make shitting slightly enjoyable so you don't lament having to perform a necessary bodily function. The same reason peeing feels good. But like with all things, people find something that feels slightly good and they start abusing it to get as much pleasure as possible.

platinum is fucking based
>bayonetta
>2b
>akira

u r mad bitch

but women take massive shits too why they cant feel good ?? wtf

Women are always on the toilet cuz they are bleeding out their puss so taking shits is the least of their worries.

BASED JAPS. How will ResetEra trannies ever recover from these BASED gooks

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The very large majority of women take very small quarter sized shits. Their turds do not normally come out a foot long like man shits do, theirs are literally the size of nickles and quarters. They don't get any pleasure from it, because they don't deserve it. They didn't try hard enough to obtain foot long shits, so they don't get to feel good.

japan doesn't give a single fuck about resetera trannies thank god

im thinking this is based

I drink so much I haven't had a decent log sized shit in ages. Comes out all runny and terrible. Even if I eat tons of veggies and fiber.

based japanese folk never disappoint

Sony caved in though. It's just a matter of time for others to follow suit.

I'm trying to find the webm taken from footage of Astral Chain of the chick in shiny black hotpants walking, and you can see the creases in her pants form around her ass as she walks

I THOUGHT I HAD IT FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Sony isn't Japanese anymore.

I literally eat fast food, chips and soup every single day and I have had at the very LEAST 3 instances where I literally could not hold it anymore and had to roll out of my room, clenching like god's fury on the jewish in Auschwitz to my office chair and scoot myself into the bathroom and perform a taijutsu that would make rock lee blush in order to sling my leaking ass from my chair to the toilet without letting it rip in my slacks. The damage was unheard of levels of length. Far beyond a 2 footer, easily.

sony is a california company now

I wish I could experience that. I know I should stop drinking but I just don't give a fuck anymore.

For me it's weird.
If I start drinking coke, I end up shitting pretty much brown water, but if I avoid it, I shit some really nice big turds.
It started happening recently, and it's specifically with coke, dunno why.

It probably doesn't help that I hold my shits in for days. I sometimes go 2 weeks without shitting because I don't want to, or I'd just like to save it for when I've got literally nothing else to do. I have an adamant anus now after doing this all my life, that's for damn sure. I could probably catch a bullet with it.

In an interview with Zun, the interviewer asked why all the characters in Touhou are girls. Zun answered "Girls are pretty. Like flowers"
He went on to say that he always thought danmaku patterns were pretty like flowers. Thus danmaku = girls.

i dunno if ur serious but ur prostate isn't in ur ass it's in ur gooch but ur ass is just the closest spot to palpate it

That sucks, I drink almost exclusively cokes, pepsi, mountain dew and sweet tea and I about lose 20 pounds when I squat over a bowel bowl.

Not really, it gives me an excuse to stop drinking that garbage, I need to lose weight.

>zoomers think drinking means coke and mountain dew

Soul

Oh no, I know that very well, but alcohol has never done anything to me.

>be an ass man
>love Platinum Games
I mean it's not surprising but them straight up admitting they're so based is still great.

I do recommend not drinking coke a lot because I can personally vouch for dentists that tell you it's bad for your teeth. Having a mouth like mine can really equip some irreversible depression to your life and I dont wish this fate upon anyone. I haven't been able to smile in public or around even my own family in over 14 years.

Can't wait for 2020 when we can finally purge all that toxic Japanese culture and replace it with multi-cultural and progressive values.

>leave Platinum Games to me

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I can only hope that we'll all be bombed by Russia before that happens.

>good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate.
Stay based, you mad nips.

>good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate.
What an uncanny difference between these people who uninonically just say things that they think out loud without fear and our western devs who shake in their feces filled pants in fear of war sows with brightly colored hair.

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>good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate

It's nice to see a company that admits that their games are so shit that they only way it can sell is to pander to waifufags.

>Hey Jim i just put in these female characters with revealing clothing
>Oh my GOD Bobby, why'd you go and do that?!?
>Why? What's wrong Jim?
>Bobby, now we can't make a good game anymore! it has to be bad!

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>kamiya retweeting butts
Based

this is so problematic i can't even

>They don't get any pleasure from it, because they don't deserve it.

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>good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate
All devs should be like this

try drinking liters of hard liquor for years and see what it does to your shits

>Hey Jim-san i just put in these female characters with revealing clothing
>NANI??? Bobby-kun, why'd you go and do that?!?
>Why? What's wrong Jim-san?
>Bobby-kun, now we can't make a good game anymore! it has to be bad!

Fix'd that for you.

Have you ever taken a shit so impactful that it flushes the toilet by itself? You don't know pride till you have accomplished one of these in your life.

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Fucking based.
God Bless Japan

post pics

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BASED

Ascended levels of based.

Yea Forumsroos how do we stop this?

>good presentations of buttocks are part of Platinum Games’ fate
I just love those guys.

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Censoring porn games is not caving in to anything it's just not being financially suicidal.

Japanese MEN are back with a vengance!!!

Has it actually been proven that the censoring is improving sales?

The police force in Astral Chain is as multicultural as it gets, it even has two girls who live together.

Screenshots? Because I'm not seeing it. I mean, butts are there but it's nothing amazing. They're just regularly modeled. There's not even any panty shots. I believe the dispatcher has no panties, her legs have a big stretched black texture over them. It's a beautiful game, but there's no special attention to the butt like Nier.

Correct me if I'm wrong. I could be.

>it even has two girls who live together.
But they're attractive, so it's fine

The spats contort with the legs and hips moving. Go look at Kamiya or Taura's retweets. You'll find plenty.

Yeah this neo-puritan bullshit is getting tiresome

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Porn games don't get released on consoles, not even in Japan, numbnuts. Non-porn games are being censored.

Yes, agreed. So is Alicia.

is that really so? isn't it just PlayStation?

BASED ASS MEN

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Taro is one of the most based dudes alive desu. All his games before Automata sold like shit and SE still let him keep directing games even after they went full kike

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I'm still shocked they let him make Nier 2.

his number 1 fan is saito and SQ not going to let cash cow like saito go. I never felt like SQ and taro fit in together anyway. He probably belong in better with other smaller company.

True, which is a nice touch as far as fabrics moving with the body goes.

But Spider-Man has been doing this since Mary Jane. It's not new but it's a nice touch.

Again, I see nothing special with their butts. It's all very tame, possibly with Nintendo as the publishers. You can't look up skirts, the girls have no panties

Yes it are

What the fuck I believe in fate now?

There are no butts in Astral Shit.

I find the lack of scientific data and research material in this thread severly lacking.

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>good presentation
Maybe they should have worked on the guys' butts too since they're pretty unimpressive.

>doesn't include seven in the image

Noone cares about male butts.

>They didn't try hard enough to obtain foot long shits, so they don't get to feel good.
Okay this is pretty based

That's clearly incorrect.

Yes is are

Male butts are flat, user; they're designed to be functional, not attractive. Meanwhile, female butts always have some softness to them, even the flatter ones.

Cops who spend all their time running around doing backflips off eldritch horrors will have some lower body development. With how the rest of the brother's body looks, being totally flat back there is distractingly unnatural. It looks like the devs are either lazy or afraid of the male body, neither of which make a case for good presentation.

I still can't understand why someone would put a 330 pound battle robot built to fight machines on high heels.

Tell that to PlatinumGames

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because the industry is ran by cumbraíns

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You're right, even Noone doesn't care about male butts

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This is pure concentrated basedness

I agree with this, however, men do not display themselves as women do. That is, most men don't, and the few who do are generally regarded as peacocks that deserve to be napalmed for all the flamboyance. The only exceptions are matadors and dancers, and they still rightfully take some flak for it.

he also had a nice robutt..

And a blindfold “visor” (albeit only over one eye).

Sure, but if you're going to give someone clothes where you can see the seat of someone's pants, which this game does, take the time to model it properly enough that it doesn't look weird. It doesn't need to be as extreme as the girls'.
Western devs are far worse about this in general and this thread has already got examples where Platinum does this well, so I can't criticise them too hard.

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Maybe dancers, but bullfighters never get any flak for wearing skin-tight suits. In fact, it's considered a very manly sport (would bullfighting be considered a sport?).

Well with the claws it might make a little sense to be in forward attack pose always with the shoes somewhat static.

I consider it a sport as much as a show, sort of like wrestling meets rodeo meets MMA. I also think their outfits and poses are ridiculous (much like wrestling, except matadors somehow take themselves more seriously).

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Raiden’s “in” heels because he has a claw on his feet for grabbing his sword. Bayonetta’s “in” heels because her heels are gun barrels.

They never really did anything with 2B’s heels.

>matadors somehow take themselves more seriously
Because there's always the risk of serious injury or death by a wild mass or muscles with horns. Wrestling and lucha don't have that.

I think she kicks in some combos and getting hit with robot stilettos would fucking hurt

>They didn't try hard enough to obtain foot long shits, so they don't get to feel good.
So you're logic is they would develop a prostate in their ass if they just dedicated themselves to giant shits? Don't get me wrong, your post is based, but this is an important discussion and I want to get to the bottom of it.

kek.

How much wrestling have you seen?

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Holy based.

>risk of serious injury or death
I'm pretty sure wrestling has that too

holy fucking based

Did you fucking homos think about biology for one second

He now admits that he is just scared of adding guys.

Why can't western devs be more like this?
Hopefully in 10 years or so, when the alienation between the sexes in the US approaches the present Japanese level, we can have devs who don't care what women and their sympathizers think

>implying westcucks won't just become even more desperate for female attention

I hope you like supporting white supremasists and girl fetischists that have active accounts and post on neo-nazi forums like E8ig8ht8-chan.

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Yea Forums told me they put that shit there against their will

Yeah it do

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I'm thinking he is based

Funfact: Japanese girls/women don't have braincancer and are actually also in "oversexualised" characters and are totally ok with it and even like it themself. Everyone with a healthy brain/sexdrive actually has.
It's just prude amerifaggots.

resetera on suicides watch

>Dorothea has big tits
>Mythra has big tits
>Marie also has big tits

Based Nintendo

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kek

Seriously, what is your fucking problem?
Just shoot yourself, amerifat.

Its obvious why Bayonetta is taking so long, they've invested all their money into ass tech for it.

...

So fucking based.

can somebody post the wrinkle physics on that girls ass please?

I love this man

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Not prude, just overfrustration from being obese hambeasts. When I watch 80s American movies women look so much healthier on an average basis than today, what happened?

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Nah, western Euros are infected as well, they behave just like Americunts.

Fat acceptance happened because schoolyard bullying is literally illegal now

I want to protect his and Suda's smiles so much. They are precious treasures.

>Japanese girls/women don't have braincancer and are actually also in "oversexualised" characters and are totally ok with it and even like it themself

And I'm sure that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Japanese devs don't have a problem with pandering to women so there is just as much eye candy and fanservice catering to women as their is men. Whereas in the West you can't insert a pretty boy or have fujoshit without gamers and devs sperging the fuck out.

based

Hell is now
*tips fedora*

Blasphemy, put the dykes to the torch

Nah, it's more just that white women are much shittier and unironically believe that they're competing with beeps and boops in games (which they are, but not in the way that they, or Yea Forums, might assume). There are dudes of all shapes and sizes in western games, lest we forget how women squee over the guys in games like Overwatch.
Besides, most of the super popular waifu series for guys (Neptunia, Kancole, Girls Frontline, Azur Lane, SK) are often either designed by or drawn by women.

Because weatern devs can't into fujo or fabolous characters.
They can't make a caricature of a gay dude because that would be "offensive" and "stereotypical" , so instead they make some faggot that constantly tells you about how much of a faggot he is and people get annoyed.
Then you also have the normalfag dudebros who will get insecure if they see a pretty boy.

Those women don't ACTUALLY want to design such characters, they we CONDITIONED by the patriarchy to make characters like this to cater to their primitive desire to rape in order to not get raped themselves every time they walk outside.

Post webms.

Partly this:
But also Japanese girls/women are also accepting hot other women. On opposite Japanese guys also accept other hot guys. And all this without being gay.
Culture is way more open in this regards.

is it diet coke? aspartame will do that to you.

>They never really did anything with 2B’s heels.
Just imagine you are the engineer and some suit visits you
>hey engi user we need a new android
>make her female
>strong enough to battle machines
>fast and acrobatic enough to evade their attacks
>she has to run on every terrain
>and give her a big butt
>ok suits, one big butted battle android. That will probably be 330 pounds of material
>oh and give her high heels engi user, she needs to do that in high heels

God I love Japs.
Maybe one day the tide will turn in the west, but until then I'll just avoid paying for any games made west of Poland.

Whats wrong with that? Its a videogame, its meant to push the boundaries of reality.
Lose weight.

A true next-gen ass experience. The Japanese are demonstrating total superiority in this important space

(((amy schumer)))

>all western games are basically sjw trash
shut up
unless you're only talking about new games

Yep i'm thinking it's based

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Yes, I am talking about new games.
Most new western games are just kind of bad in addition to being boring leftist crap for white people.

Apropos: youtube.com/watch?v=aQaxGxWBOAQ

how did it even turn into this? wouldn't all the devs or publishers see that these bitter women don't actually increase their sales? it's ridiculous

>Whats wrong with that?
When inviting her home I would have to tell her to be careful with those shoes and weight on the wood floor.

Based
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they would

but guess what

Yea Forums is wrong, sjws do play videogames, you think they'd put up with us otherwise

Nah, it's not that SJWs play video games, it's just that most people who play vidya don't care and just play the latest AAA shit.
SJW games do fine on consoles, since consolefags have no taste, but they usually bomb on PC unless they start out as a regular game then try to shove some SJW stuff in later on.

cringe&gamerpilled

Nothing wrong just not a design one would expect for what her purpose is.

I'm taking one riGHT FUCKING NOw

>When you make ass so good, everyone wants to replicate it
Man became legend

The true engineer would be explaining to the suit why the high heels he gave her were absolutely necessary.

Kamiya is as based as one can get

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I really wish I could fondle that girl's tetas.

so you can get tempted towards using it
you stay holy by rejecting the pleasure of using it

>I made them wrong, as a joke.

man i didnt buy the game because of robutts but it sure doesnt make the game worse haha, Nier Automata was enjoyable enough

I'm buying this game

The image you posted is fake. They just opened the model in Blender and mashed subdivide. The real 2B model is 80K tris in total.

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nobody cares nerd

Citation needed

the face of Yea Forums

And they're all awful

>read an Astral Chain review of one star, wondering why
>eventually the reviewer mentions that there is no battle rating
Honestly why do professional reviewers even exist?

>bottom of it

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i wish prioritising gameplay over visuals was a part of platinum game's fate

Because even though you know better, you still gave it a click.

I want to shake the hand of the guy who gave Alicia thicker thighs than the rest of the police force.

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>Their turds do not normally come out a foot long
Wrong, too bad I can't post it here.

Would that be Katsura?
Has anyone scanned the art book?

If only he cared as much about the other central character.

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If a game has any amount of sexuality in it it's a porn game.

there you go

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>Male butts are flat, user
Tell that to the many, many male asses I've seen that are full, tight, and rounded.

If it's an android why do you need to worry about high heels, most girls like wearing high heels and think it makes them look better but hate the pain that comes with it.

That's what everyone after the PS2 era does though. unless they're stupid enough to have to retop everything

Underrated post.

I don't understand how that post was so confusing to you that you missed the point this severely. Are you ESL?

Landing properly and jumping off during fights would be a far bigger challenge to implement well. E.g. smaller surface contact of your boots make it harder to stop sliding after landing or putting your strength in the jump.
Even running on some grounds like dirt, rocks or sand wouldn't be as easy with 330 pounds on thin heels and a small platform.

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You can find some pics from the artbook in this thread. Gotta spread the love for Aliciabros
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It's a fucking game that has tech magic in it you autistic idiot. And you complain about high heels being unrealistic. Srsly kys

This your first time on Yea Forums? We complain about far sillier "unrealistic" things in games.

Thanks
>tfw no smug brown Christmas cake to arrest you

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??

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You're absolutely retarded.

>we

Because when your that fucking strong heels don't matter.

>haha objectifying woman is le based haha upboated
I fucking hate nuneo/v/

>objectifying women
It's not like they're reducing women to objects, it's just a choice to emphasize a particular salient physical aspect of women as one component of their representation in the game.

Went to hell one time.
Not many chairs.

>Imagine being so depraved that you care more about butt and pantie shots than actual gameplay
>Imagine being a developer and having to answer such questions, less you ostracize your perverted audience

You know, I hate Zoe Quinn, and all the other people whose sole purpose is to break down the club house door--and hell, having a positive, female role model might not be so bad, but for the love of god, don't make it so fucking easy for them.

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Imagine greentexting your imagine posts.

Get out, tourist.

Have sex, literally.

>Pot calling the kettle black

>Imagine having this retarded mindset that it's impossible to have sexy characters and good gameplay at the same time
You never disappoint, ACfag.

There's sexy characters, and then straight up asking a dev, 'DID YOU PRESERVE THE BUTT?'

Have intercourse.

Pot, kettle, black

When the dev is as based as these guys, what's so wrong about that?

Good.

Is Akira the female character in canon? The fuck was that ending

THINK OF THE WOMEN YOU ARE HURTING AHHHHHHH

Yes, actually, coke zero.
It's weird because i've drinked that for years and it never happened.

We don't know, but even the box art indicates that Akira is the girl.
Also the one in the police station at the end is one of the clones, the real Akira died. Possibly fighting Jena the first time.

didnt know katsura made the characters.

this is fucking early 90s stuff. hes always drawn asses like that and been h-mangaka for elementary school kids.

and nothing has ever happened. if mutt sjw puritans are triggered by the ass his old manga like video girl ai just can prove it didnt cause anything socially bad that mutts are obsessed with.

Can confirm--don't know if it's fact, or some rumor that's being spread around, but some people's bodies can't digest aspartame.

Any time I eat or drink something with artificial sweetener, my poop comes out soft serve and smells weird.

Probably unrelated, but apparently fat-free Priggles gave so many people 'anal leakage' that they were pulled from the shelves at one point. I've also heard about sugar free gummie bears doing a number on at least one person's digestive track.

As a rule, I try to avoid artificial anything for this very reason. One of the worst things about it is, that because it's so sweet, you body ends up craving even more sugar, so if you're not drinking it, you're usually consuming it in copious amounts in some other fashion because your body is craving it.

>emphasizing MUH TITTIES AND BUTT over a stable framerate and non-broken gameplay
>"based"

Hah no.

So does anywhere know where the golden slime in File 6 is? As much as I love that chapter and the hermits, I don't want to slog through the whole thing searching for one slime. It's the one thing I'm missing collection wise except for the mission 12 cats.

I've combed through the orders and none of them reward the full RGB colour customisation for skin and eyes - is it from somewhere else, or is it just not in the game?

>you can only do one or the other, in my personal universe you simply can NOT do both!
Were you born a retard, or did it happen over time?

It's an evolutionary advantage to have some members of a communal species be gay. The fag animals still do important communal tasks (watch for predators, participate in communal child raising, adopt offspring of dead or incompetent/negligent parents ) without increasing the resource consumption burden on the group

The butt is very nice, but then I notice her cuffs clipping through her equipment and shit starts to bother me.

>replying to ACfag
Why must you do this.

Bless

I got RGB customization over the eye color from something, so that’s in the game.

Pretty sure its after you leave the Hermits base, go after exiting and dig up some of the spaces with the Beast Legion.
Then beat the shit out of it.
God I hate slimes so much.

Thanks user, you're great.

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Does anyone know where this case is supposed to be? I can not find it at all. Is there some extra requirement in a previous mission that needs to be done? I have every other blue/red case in the entire game except this one. I tried everything from having the beast leagion search the entire map for burried items to running into every wall hoping to find a hidden Hermit location.

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You need to look for a red crack on the ground user, analyse it and you know how the rest plays out.

The only red crack to trace that I can find is the one for the missing child, which I already did. Where is the other crack supposed to be?

Why do Marie's tits move independently, it's genuinely distracting and not in a good way.

There should be another, did you check the alleyway with the thugs?
Or the roof?

Pretty sure I have the case done.

based and reminds me of that fleet master from monster hunter world

There are no thugs in that level at all. Pretty sure you refer to file 10 and not 9.

Her clothes are just painted on.

Based.

You only go to hell if die without trusting Jesus Christ as your savior.

More like Asstral chain.

this is not at all a distraction meant to convince us that this shit game will actually be good

The game is out dumbass.

>will
People have been playing it for almost a week, shit-for-brains.

How many decent wii u games are there, i want w101 but i dont want to buy the thing for one game