Red flags that let you know a game is a 0/10?

Amazon isn't normally a loli, but she's one in this image.

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Focuses on story/cinematic/graphics over gameplay.

Even though I love turn-based combat gameplay, at the same time JRPG is the worst genre in gaming after "dress up" flash games.

Shitty mo-cap, racemixing

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>t. Samefag trying to make every thread a political one
Kys

It freezes on launch. Everything else gets a 1

It gets YEARS of marketing.
>No Man's Sky
>Anthem
>Cyberpunk 2077 (don't act like the recent gameplay footage is anything better than generic)
>Mass Effect: Andromeda

That's is specific.

Using anything other than gameplay, graphics, and story as a selling point. An argument can be made for soundtracks.

I've been had

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There is more than 5 minutes between the title screen and the game.
>but character creation
That's part of the game, I'll accept it.

ENTER GODku
KNEEL VIRGren

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EXIT GoKEK
ENTER CHADly

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>crafting/building autism
>meme actor involvement
>anime aesthetic
>anthropomorphic animals
>platformer
>indie
>kikestarter funded
>cinematic
>self labeled genre deconstruction
>fourth wall breaking

Anime aesthetic is good. Get your eyeballs checked virgin

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>crafting/building
Can be good if that's what the game is about. Shouldn't be squeezed into a shooter or something just to pad out playtime.
>meme actor involvement
Agreed
>Anime aesthetic
Unfortunately this is ringing pretty true to me. I can't think of any anime games I've played that I really loved. A few that I've liked a lot, but none that stuck with me.
>Anthro
So long as they're not actual furries I don't mind em. There is a difference, colloquially at least.
>Platformer
Oh fuck off
>Indie
Fuck off twice
>Kickstarter
Alright I'll give you that one
>Cinematic
Agreed
>Self-labeled genre deconstruction
If you mean "WE'RE REDEFINING (genre)" then yeah that shit's really up its own ass and doesn't ever mean anything
>Fourth wall breaking
Awesome when it's done right.

It's not a Sony exclusive that they can add to their exclusive roster of exclusive games to bolster their sales and strenghten their position in the market.

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>anime
>Japan

Who are you quoting

El pollos hermanos...

according to him?
if your bald

me

japanese
>texture resolutions all over the place
>animations seemingly made by 20 different people with no central direction
>no level design at all

western
>matte skinned goblinas
>button prompts that take up basically the entire screen
>I'M. ACTING.
>control reponse time of >5 seconds, with smash buffering out the ass

Japanese netcode

Is that el hermano?

>survival crafting early access free to play

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It's a Japanese console port.

It gets threads on Yea Forums

Hey how come little big planet and gran turismo sport aren't on there?

there's no such thing as a 0/10 game unless it literally doesn't open, I legitimately miss when 5 was considered average instead of 9

>No gameplay in the trailers
>Marketing focuses on graphics
>Forced diversity or "politically correct" shit
>Tryhard edgy shit that takes itself way too seriously without a shred of self awareness
>Dub only, or just having any of the marketing whatsoever focused on the english VAs
>Action Time Battle or whatever the fuck ATB stands for, seriously glad Square copyrighted that garbage and doesn't let anyone use it
>Randumb humor
>WRPG
I could think of others but that's enough for now

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>survival/crafting
>cinematic
Open world doesn't make a game 0/10 but it's a pretty big re flag too.

Deus Ex is a 0/10?

>there's no such thing as a 0/10 game
Go dumpster diving in the depths of Steam and say that.

On what planet is Deus Ex any of those things

A WRPG?

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It counts as a WRPG? I meant garbage like TES and Fallout, not shit like System Shock.

Of course it does, what else would you call it?

>it has multiplayer
>it’s Call of Duty

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>its not a japanese game.

Unironically
>Western cartoon art anywhere near it
>It was made by a western company and it's not a PC game first and foremost
>It's a western game not made by Valve
>4 player Co-Op incorporated in any way
I can't think of anything else

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I don't know, first person adventure?

>CalArts, Tumblr or pseudo anime artstyle
>orchestral soundtrack

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It's a Xcuck false flag

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E-enter V-Vegeta.... please stop laughing...

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found the nog

Playstation Exclusive

>(((insert triple A name company here))) presents

Firearms have damage numbers like it's an rpg.
For example: Cyberpunk 2077, Borderlands.

Female protag, miss me with that gay shit

Borderlands is an RPG.

found the faggot

But it's firearms. It's shit. You shoot in the head - it's lethal, not 9 damage. Retarded concept.

This, what the fuck. Stardew Valley has Robin and Demetrius. Was watching a trailer for Rimworld and some white bitch literally fucks a black guy. Its like we get it you are soi boi betas stop pushing this shit in games. My game is literally going to be aryans only because the fame industry needs more diversity

>hades
>control
>bad
hello steamtard, are you enjoying those good games after you've pirated them? why would you pirate games that you think are 0/10? :)

Because little big planet was based

I think what you meant by WRPG was 'first party Bethesda title,' going off your examples

>found the faggot

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>But it's a sword. It's shit. You stab in the head - it's lethal, not 9 damage. Retarded concept.

Those two are the only ones I can think if, I'm out of touch with western games in general because I hate the dry writing.

filtered

99.9% of irredeemably shit games are retro so "it's retro" is the best answer

It's a Nintendo Switch exclusive

Retro as in indie or retro as in literally retro games that were created in a different era and in a different context? Either way your a faggot, but im asking for clarity

It's not a walking simulator with mediocre gameplay and melodramatic plot.

It’s military themed

I game "journalist" talk about having some kind of important social commentary

Guaranteed a 0

says the retarded tripfag.

It's from Ubishit.

You’re not wrong, egs exclusive probably mean that the game is quality.
I still ain’t paying jack shit desu

>that were created in a different era and in a different context
This is irrelevant, ESL

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>untitled goose game
never even heard of it, it looks great

Story driven game

>the Mona Lisa is irrelevant because more technically competent artists have come since
Big oof, KYS

kek

>"We want everyone to be able to pick up and play!"
Means the game is watered down for the most extreme casual, There is no depth. A shallow experience.

Video games are terrible.

Its pc exclusive

The only good game of the decade started as a PC exclusive, Minecraft

if i play it and don't like it