Your favorite pokemon is mewtwo. Who's your favorite pokemon?
Your favorite pokemon is mewtwo. Who's your favorite pokemon?
mew
Pekky
Mewtwo, I'm told
its mewtwo apparently
Mewtwo haha
But Ivysaur actually
Ampharos
Femtwo
I want to touch Mewtwo's thighs and feet
Bloodkip.
I wonder how they smell haha
scyther apparently
a man of taste
Whimsicott
and any other sheeplike pokemon
except Ampharos
based
>except Ampharos
Based
Ampharos is a straight downgrade from Flaaffy
I want a Mewtwo wife
i wanna fuck him
a pretty based post
Fuck the M2s.
Gengar.
Cubone.
I want to fuck him so bad
Gengar
why is a there a giant leech sucking this pokemon's penis?
That IS the penis
scyther
Oh
Christ, that's one ugly Mewtwo.
I like the humble shuckle.
sableye gang
But you were correct from the outset.
lmao2neck
uhm, scyther
And yet a canon one, unlike your fanart.
according to the OP, it's mewtwo
Your mind tricks have no power here, fetus. Sceptile bestile.
damn, the pokken mewtwo looks shitty. At least use the smash bros render for your thirstposting
I can get over not all pokemon being in S/S, but I'm eternally butthurt about megas not being in. Shit's my favorite gimmick by far. Fuck Z-moves and especially fuck dynamax.
100% agree
Rattata is the top percentage of cute!
hot
source?
Are we allowed to have pokemon theads outside the pokemon board?
Yeah i'm pissed about no megas, yeah thank you based gamefreak for removing cool or at least different designs in favor for just making them fucking big.
No. Just like how generals aren't allowed here outside of /vg/.
It's been how many years and people still ask this? Of course we can, it's a video game.
Absol
Why does everyone in universe still go "Whelp, I dunno where this egg came from but here you go!" Surely they know how pokemon reproduce, right?
I FUCKING KNEW YOUD BE HERE user
People of Sinnoh know what's going on.
You think people like this shit cause of Smogon?
only real ones know
Is his tail his dick?
god i want mewtwo to suck my dick and let me lick her feet
Is Mewtwo genetically compatible with humans?
Furries ruined every "cool" Pokemon for me and Gamefreak are now even retroactively pandering to one offs like Zigzagoon and giving them furbait evos.
So fuck it I just like Porygon.
Thats sad.
Letting a community make you hate things.
god i wish that were me
If pokemon are always the species of the mother, where did the little mewtwo come from?
>but I'm eternally butthurt about megas not being in.
I feel the same. Mainly because I can see them trickling in older Pokemon, but I feel like they are building the game around a replacement for Megas, so I don't think they will be back.
Dragonite is a perfect combination of bruiser, qt3.14, and bro. Plus he's been a viable competitive Pokemon since day 1.
Mismagius is a downgrade from Misdreavus.
Prove me wrong.
does that haxorus have boobs?
115 special attack
>I'm eternally butthurt about megas not being in
Megas made shit like Lopunny relevant. They can't just take that away after giving her a chance.
look at slowpoke
For me, it's Blaziken.
He cannot be corrupted
MOTHER
FUCKIN'
G O L U R K
Is this some fucking hypnosis shit? That's not gonna work on me, my favourite Pokemon is Mewtwo, faggot!
It actually is Mewtwo
I love me some kfc
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Mewtwo's alright but I love the rock dog way mre
Explain this pic to someone who hasn't played since Blue
Poliwrath
good taste my friend
Your psychic mumbo-jumbo won't work on me! Dark type user baby, whaaaaaaaat?
why arent we getting mainline pokemon game with pokken stlye battling and a shitload of mons
>muh chaos
because the amount of budget it would cost to create so many extra movesets without destroying the balance by making some mons unusable or broken, along with all the animations, like you saw how lazy gf went with lgp/lge
Krazy Fuckable Chicken
Donphan. elephants are cool
There's a movie which featured a Mewtwo going up against a gang of Genesect, the leader being the red shiny. Mewtwo had a female VA for once.
Mew who?
Maybe they just don't want to tell literally children that their Pokemon are fucking like rabbits
I'm not a pawfag. There's a disturbing lack of humanoid pokemon without nonexistent stump legs.
Yormohm
The cuter, smaller, and more orblike, the better
Jigglypuff mainly because it was traded to me by a friend and it holds sentimental value.
Your protag is like 10
You aren't old enough for them to tell you about that.
The age varies in the games between 10 and 16, most of the games you are probably old enough to know how sex works. But even so I can understand them not wanting to explain how your gallade stuck his cock into your tiny ralts and the ralts squeezed out a massive egg
clefable
Wailord and Skitty