I have about 12 hours before Ill probably lose power. What should I play before Im assblasted by Dorian??

yume nikki so you can listen to ambient music in your final moments

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Why do people live in places they know will get assblasted by these things regularly.

I know right, what the fuck. I was expecting to not have to work today but there was literally no ran all day except for like 10 minutes.

That doesn't make any sense, retard. If it's not moving then there's no reason to leave because it will never get here. Also, eat shit bahamas.

I dont live on the coast, weve seen worse but power will probably be out for a while

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Lick my anus papi

Power already flickering in Volusia Country. It's not even close yet. Fucking retarded power, stay the fuck on until it's actually here. Matthew was right next to us before we lost power.

what are you listening Yea Forums?
youtu.be/OdgEKB3HMMw

F.E.A.R.

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So where the fuck is this foul nigger going?

Weather Channel is being a fickle bitch as usual.

Depression Quest.

I know right? daily t- storms knock the power off for 6 hours every week

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It's literally been sitting in the same spot rekting the bahamas for like 24hrs I kid you not. It's going to start moving soon thanks to wilds from the north arriving.

>wilds
winds*

It's just popping a squat over the Bahamas.
The suspense of killing me.

A True Floridian doesn't fear nature.

Nature fears the True Floridian.

youtube.com/watch?v=6lG-snJZIV8

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we will probably know almost certainly at 11pm EST

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>burgers dick about to be sucked off

holy shit, is the hurricane spawning alien spaceships?

we should just fuckin nuke the bitch

>Tampa probably even get a storm

I'm glad we're avoiding apocalyptic weather but I was hoping for some storm at least. I was looking foward to reading by window during a nice rain while off work

Tampa boi here

Ever since I was a child I loved falling asleep to the sounds of a storm, especially when the screams of terror and despair of smelly east coasties were mixed in

>It's been 8 hours since my dad told me he was going to turn off his phone to save battery in case of emergency
>he's in direct path at the bahamas islands

He's dead, Jim.

That's okay, he was a faggot anyway.

Daily reminded Tampa is absolutely fucked if it ever gets hit by a Cat 3+ hurricane.

What a Ted Nugent/Jimmy Buffet collab might sound like

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Wrong. Tampa was blessed by the Native Americans.

CentralFloridafag hanging on with some Megaman ZX, Zero 2, and Astral Chain.

>Soggy eastie yelling underwater

Can't hear you from up on my hill, coastie.

>Hurricane so scared of Tampa it actually ran away

Based Tampa bois ww@

youtube.com/watch?v=CgyefNXreds

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>All these inland and/or northern homos scared of a little wind and rain

I ain't moving from my place. What's the worst that will happen? Oh. My power will go out, then cut back on before I'm even half drained of my Vita and Switch batteries. Grow some balls.

>worrying about dorian
he started browsing /pol/ and decided to stay in the bahamas

I hope everyone in Florida drowns. The rest of the US does not need a Floridian refugee crisis.

Why are hurricanes so cute?

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drink some bleach

Not thicc enough for Florida

my tampa niggas
did you guys hold out during irma like i did 2 years ago and have the entire neighborhood to yourself

Post more

the snowbird fears the floridian

Bitch if we have to move we're going to just take your homes.

That was kinda scary. She changed paths at the last second and went right down the middle of Florida.

Did you know that ignoring a mandatory evacuation is illegal? Like some faggot pig is going to come and arrest me during a hurricane.

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>a little

I used to live in NC, a Hurricane of this strength is no joke. Anything like a cat 2 and below, we ride out. Everything else, we hightailed it to family who were like 5 hours inland

Florida gets a cat5 every year, it's fine. Soon we'll have Cat 6s

1. Who the fuck draws this shit?
2. Dorian is a male name.

90% chance of thunderstorms is just another day in the life of florida man

That's Irma not Dorian

>be American
>get huricaned
Is the USA hell?

Haha do Americans really do this? Lose power because of some wind

>Hurricanes
>Earthquakes
>Tornadoes
>Niggers
>Wild fires
yes

>Power went out, entire town flooded up to your knees
>Was only person who had cold beer with a generator
>Paid off small group of friends with Cold beer for two weeks to guard my house at night
>Essentially became the kind of the town for half a month
Ah you think the hurricane is your ally? You merely adopted the hurricane. I was born in it, molded by it.

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So, do these ever get to the continent?
I constantly hear of hurricanes in the US but they always seem to just hit the Caribbean.

okay then, carry on

Florida is the containment board for the US

YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL

You're going to die for not evacuating, press F for OP.

are you seriously this retarded?

Yeah, like every year.
They're weaker by the time they get to US though.
Have you really not heard of Katrina or Sandy? Those must have been news worthy.

Those are the only hurricane pictures I have

I live on the east coast about 20-30 miles north of West Palm and fuck all has happened so far. Hoping we get something tomorrow morning so I don't have to go to work.

I don't pay much attention to it, seems like they die out when they get to the coast.
Never heard of a hurricane getting to Washington or New York.

Ph np

Sandy hit us
T. New York fag

>MFW Tampachad dodging yet another super storm

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reminder that a floridian will turn into dust if they haven't told someone how little they care about hurricanes at least once a day.

Can confirm this. Went to Florida once and saw a lady turn into dust after being scared of an upcoming hurricane on the news

>MUH NC
kill yourself retard. FL housing codes were completely changed after 92 no one here lives in a shit shack like you did

>he thinks there arnt people living in shitshacks

Nigga the redneck across the road from me lives in a singlewide trailer as old as you are thats so beat up and open to the elements its basically a glorified shed. I just hope his shitty fence doesnt get turned into missles once the wind kicks up.

what happened in 92?

>tfw Puerto Rican
So glad it fucked off from here in the last second. We are still recovering from Maria. The power grid is so weak the whole thing shuts down with a little bit of rain. This place is such a shihole. I am moving to Pennsylvania next year.

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It's just all the snowbirds panicking since they don't know we're the only state that doesn't build houses out of toothpicks and krazy glue

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Just make a really big painting and point it at the hurricane. You'll be fine. Also, play an apocalypse game, like Universe Simulator or whatever.

Most of Yea Forums's parents were born

>Dodges all hurricanes like it's nothing
>Has Cuban food on par if not better than Miami without having them as a general populace
>Not rural bumbfuck no where like Jacksonville/Melbourne
>Not snowbird central like Orlando
>Not swarming with party animal college kids like Tallahassee/Gainsville
>Great hockey team
>Comfy lightning storms
>GOAT theme park in Busch Gardens
Tampa is the best city in Florida bar-none, prove me wrong
Protip:You can't

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Yeah, I see floriduh on Live PD every week so I know that you're the retard here.

I can't.

zing

>he is bragging about living
>in motherfucking florida
>shit loli doujin
It all checks out

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Hurricane Andrew

>no one here lives in a shit shack like you did
when I was in NC, I was in base housing

Take it back, my oneitis lives there!

Still by the coast. Boring. Not enough people

>Florida
Don't you have to rape some imaginary friends?

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>Not enough people
How is that a negative?

>implying

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steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>gulf coast
pass

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Clearwater. Shit was fucked, yo. I'm right near downtown, which is basically the portal to the beach(Gulf, for those outside of Tampa Bay). Three tornadoes near my house, one of which ransacked a golf course. I live right next to a creek, too, so of fucking course the flooding got out of hand. Power was out for a good week or so.

I'm fuckin' prepared this time. Got a stack of paper books ready to go, and an acoustic guitar for when those get boring.

I did. 3 trees went down in my neighborhood, but not the dead palm in my front yard.

>she looks like every other goth girl that had an interest in me
>hispanic last name
ALWAYS

>boss stands and powers up before the fight

Yeah, it's weird how many latinas are goths or emos.

>big city limits
who cares...

itll be like new orleans/hurricane catrina all over again what with the rape gangs and all

>Mobilefag
>Cousinfucking hick
>
>Tranny
Checks out

I knew this shithole was retard huge.

Another Tampanigger here.

Watched over seven different animals (including my own) while every other fucker carpetbagged out of town.

>great hockey team
>getting swept by the teds after tying the all-time regular season wins record
Pick one

>rape gangs
What

I will say Tampas got beter concerts/strip clubs but Orlando has better p
parks/bars/restaurants

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>Mobilefag
Wrong

Now compare it to Anchorage or Juneau.

yea bro
who the fuck gonna stop them really? the national guard? they too busy picking up garbage and overseeing ration/supply distribution

I hope you florida autists don't fucking die because you were too retarded to evacuate.

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I'm just sad we don't get to prove our superiority against nature again

Don't forget
>non-retarded housing prices

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>tfw miami

lol sucks to be u lmao.

Are you retarded? Categories are based on the level of potential destruction, with Cat 5 being complete and total destruction.

What's Cat 6 gonna be? Completer and totaler destruction?

Dorian is busy grinding bahamians for the final boss

scorched earth

Those are categories for shitholes. Cat6 would be total destruction for Florida.

>bahamians
you can just call them niggers like normal people do

a fellow Tampachad

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Hasn't Europe been bitching about a little heat all summer?

Isn't the Amazon on fire?

People and buildings survive Cat 5s so obviously we can go higher.

Is that irma

You don't have a Florida Hurricane Rape kit...and you LIVE in Florida?

You don't have batteries, a powerpack, a cell phone with unlimited hotspot internet, and a laptop with a fuck ton of emulation?

Removed Islands
Gravity Wells

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No one to fuck

>Yeah dude I was in Tennessee when Wilma hit and we got 30 mile per hour winds from an outer band. I'm a Cat 5 survivor

Go stand outside when the winds are 250. Let me know how it works out for you.

>it still hasn't bent upwards
>it hasn't even moved at all
Panhandler here. I just want them to cancel a day at my college, but I know it's not happening.

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>evolution
>literally sits in one spot

>has been stationary for over 12 hours
what the fuck did the bahamas do

At work right now in an island in aventura, cant wait to see some storm surges

Hope it sinks all the islands around that area, especially cuba

>92.7% African

it's not even close to cuba, my geographically challenged friend

Florida has the best hurricane responses in the entire country, and the places which typically get hit most often are prepared in every regard from shelters to water management, its really not as big of a deal in Florida and its just part and parcel of living here. Other states get rekt by cat 2/3 storms in florida anything below 4 is a joke. Worst thing that happens is your power goes out unless its above that.
Charge any laptops you have new or old and put some games on them.

>tfw I'm trying to get assigned to a project in Titusville
I want to get back into hurricane country, I'm in the mid west right now and it fucking blows.

Are you denying that people and structures can survive Cat 5s?
The reason it doesn't go higher is the storms can't go any faster.
>Go stand outside when the winds are 250
lmao no hurricane has 250 mph winds retard.

Walpurgis

FLORIDACHADS
fellow citizens of the Australia of the US of A
post your
>favorite game
>city
>go-to hurricane ration
>hard mode: no Pop-Tarts

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Russian Roulette

Why are Floridians on Yea Forums so self obsessed?
Is it because you live in a flat swamp?

when is dorian going to pull his cock out of the bahamas
just how full are his nuts

It won't leave until the Baha Men apologize for Who Let the Dogs Out.

>tfw Dorian stays parked until the next tropical depression sweeps up and fuses with it.

so edgy XD

No, it's going Super Hurricane God Super Hurricane.

because we can't go outside without being murdered by a roving pack of methheads

the hurricane just wont fucking leave bros

I can safely say as someone who's been living in Tampa for 29 years now that Hurricanes of all sizes ain't shit and we (Tampa) have dodging bullets (hurricanes) for decades.

>Katrina turns our way
>Tampa: OH SH-
>Katrina: Just kidding

>Irma
>tfw no power for 2 weeks
this nearly killed me

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>Melee
>Tampa
>Hot Cheeto Puffs

>live in volusia
>work says we're closing on tuesday afternoon at 4
>and we're reopening at 8AM wednesday
>noaa chart says it'll be hitting us at 8AM wednesday
these retards can't read a fucking chart

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Tell me. Is Publix really all that its cracked up to be?

You probably should board those windows instead, just saiyan.

>putting more folks in a more cramped area
>the map
What did user mean by this with his shitty spread out spread?

But global warming is a myth you guise.

It's better than Kroger/Randalls but worse than Trader Joe's and HEB

You still live in Florida
Oh no no no no no!

its very nice. Never had there subs but at least where I am i rarely see black employees. shits nice.

This shits been so slow all the time tables for that type of thing are way off. It was predicted to hit me sunday now its hitting tuesday.
They have really relatively high quality store brand products and their deli and bakery are really good. Plus they are really helpful and nice and keep a good environment compared to wal-mart or winn-dixie. More expensive for name brand stuff though.
>natural disaster happens like it always does
>bro muh global warming is the cause not weather!
this is why people don't believe in it.

it's not some incredible miracle but it's solid
employee-owned so the wagies are less cucked than usual
t. publix wagie

>giving a shit about shitty theme parks
What are you? Some NY transplant that thinks their city is the greatest to fit in?

Publix is overpriced. You're paying for "customer service". I lived in the outskirts of Baltimore my entire life, so I've hit the point where being treated nice / having people offer to take groceries out to my car actively makes me uncomfortable. Everyone talks so much down here.

But I'm getting off-topic. Publix is expensive. The subs are alright, but I've only eaten there maybe twice since I've lived down here. The chicken strip sub was huge, so that's always a bonus.

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Subs are fucking awful. Don't listen to fags that think it's gods gift to subs. Majority of the time their shit isn't fresh.

You got me fuck

Compared to everywhere besides local shops and firehouse its way better than most other chains. They pull the shit right out of the deli so i don't see what else you want.

That's why I said "hope", wishful thinking

who's this cutie

If you want everything to be like your shit crusted ghetto, go back to Baltimore. Don't bring your shitty attitude to better places because you're a sperg.

It's fucking shit. Stick with Winn-Dixie and Walmart.

They make really good subs and fried chicken, and then combine the two into an amazing sandwich; also the store is upkept enough that it feels premium instead of Walmart tier

The subs are DANK. That apple juice varietals drink is DANK. Those free samples are GOOD. And the sushi is WORTH the price. Also mine has a really cute cashier

>Skyrim
>Tampa
>Generic canned pasta (just pop a hole in the can and heat that shit up over a candle, no electricity =/= no hot food)

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Unironically you should kill yourself

this, 185 is the highest ever recorded. or something around that number

>tfw candles are banned by hoa

I have a great attitude and I'm very respectful. I was raised that way. It's just that it was genuine culture shock when I moved down here and everyone wanted to get in my business / be helpful.
When I bought something from Publix, and they asked if I needed help to my car, I was legitimately taken back. I asked him if he does that for everyone, and told him that I was perfectly fine on my own. Had a laugh about it, too.
MC from Astral Chain.

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I'm staying put in East Melbourne. Wish me luck. I got Yokai Watch from 5 below the other day so at least I have that to keep me busy. Any other 5 below chads here?

Requesting ganondorf as hurricane DORIAHn
With swords coming out in a spiral.

The prissy little soccer moms are gonna be packed like sardines in their Chevy Traverses along with their screechy kids somewhere in Alabama.

You're good bruh, just light up

>Not Kazuya
out ultimate fag

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It ain't shit compared to HyVee

>5 below
Ha, what a fag.

What do you build with then?

They hit New York every now and then. Some have even caused damage to parts of the state.

Working right now in aventura getting mad overtime and not needing to do any work, thanks durian.

the bones of native americans

good, solid, cinderblock

185 is small time. patricia the gigastorm was 215mph

>tfw living in Canada, away from all the death storms
Thanks for soaking up all the environmental damage, Americunts

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youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE

Name 1 hurricane that's taken a life.

drink bleach, shit smear

>Florida

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Tiannamen square.

I'm glad we don't have any natural disasters of this caliber here in Brazil. But then again, we are Brazil so that would just be overkill.

Wanna hear a nice national joke my gringo friends? It goes like this: One day God decided to create the beautiful land of Brazil. Lush jungles, incredible fauna and flora, natural wonders, no hurricanes, no tsunamis, no earthquakes, no volcanos. A veritable paradise on Earth. One of the angels then asked Him, "sir, aren't you making this a tad unfair for other places?", to which he simply replied : "Oh, just wait and see the kind of people i'm putting there..."

What's the tabletop scene like? Miami has fucking nothing, the last place closed a few months ago.

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Andrew
Dorian
Frances
Jeanne
Katrina

Satellite imagery is fake. We've never seen the Earth from space. Natural disasters are planned and caused by government technology after giving out fake computer generated forecast images.

How about you drink some water and cool off you should be able to find some on your fuckin streets

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You're welcome! And thanks for dealing with the melting ice caps for the rest of the planet, too!

You should invest in a nice battery bank.
I've got a cheap 24000 mAh battery bank that I got for $30.
I've also got bluetooth headphones with a charging case that also doubles as a battery bank, just in case.

Name 1 more.

Dorian has a very high chance of missing Florida though

ok retard

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>>Megaman series (X,Zero,ZX,etc)
>>Palmetto
>>Strawberry Crustables and beef jerky

Funny thing to say to someone considering you're almost out of ice yourselves.

Not him, but that was a shit-ass roast. 0/10.

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Sandy
Maria
Irma

*the eye
The bands are still going to hit us and are hitting west palm right now

>ignoring the fact that more powerful hurricanes have formed far before
>powerful hurricane forms in the present
>OMG GUISE ITS GLOBAL WARMING
fuck off

>all these made up names

Any UCF bros present? What are you doing to survive the hurricane? Do you use knights pantry? How do you feel about all the girls going braless?

Finally, why dont any of these boys on Tinder want to fuck?

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You should be downloading a bunch of emulators and have plenty of devices ready

Universal emp here, so is orlando gerting hit or what?
I wanna be able to go to HHN employee preview night wensday.

Ha!
I was imagining his face for the eye but this will do.

Are Metal Gear Solid emulators any good? I heard they were a real bitch to set up.

>Pennsylvania

Pennsylvanian here. Youre making a mistake. May want to rethink youre decision to move here.

time to rub the kingsnake's asshole for good luck

nowhere right now, it's too busy drowning the bahamas

So what's up with you faggots who live on the coast? Why stay there when this shit happens almost every fucking year?

for all of the time that it is not happening

IM FUCKING PISSED

Too inbred to move

w-what's a tropical storm look like?

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This
+1
Thumbs Up
Insightful +1
Like

etc

Do it faggete

F

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>>Great hockey team

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Is that fucker planing to live there?

F

what will wheel of fortune do for their vacation puzzles now that sandals has vaporized?

Bahamas is a beautiful place, user

PSA:

We are on the upswing from a glacial period. These periods are termed "interglacial periods" because the Earth goes through cyclical climate change NORMALLY.

he's just taking a bahamas vacation, can you blame him?

was

its always cozy in the 727 and the 813 brother

I remember in yesterday's thread someone asked how a hurricane could dab on florida more than Ivan
This is how.

Ill just get drunk and sleep thru it like every other hurricane.

The climate doesn't cycle this quickly, floridian

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The "years before present" represented in the graph uses 1950 to represent "present." Thus the data only runs up to 1855.
Floridian.

>got shit on by a floridian
lmao nerd

>joannenova.com.au
>some crazy old aussie
I guess she's not content with just Australia being a burning hellhole

do hurricanes get weaker overnight? they feed on warm water/air right? so they should lose power if the sun isn't keeping the air and water warm

JACKSONVILLE BOYZ WHERE YOU AT please get me out of this shithole city

Waiting for this fucker to jump across the peninsula and flatten the panhandle again like Michael did.

lol @ all the snowbirds and mainlanders telling Floridafags about something they experience every year. We'll be fine, thank you for your concern.

Got you covered, bro

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Classic Doom
Spring Hill
Peanut Butter Cheese Crackers

>gator worshipping redneck incest birth defect swamp faggot calls someone else retarded
I hope you fucking drown

People that wish florida the best hasn't met anyone from florida. If they had, they'd know people there are too stupid to die to something like this.

>1 AM update
>dorian still refuses to move

>The Witcher series
>Delray Beach
>Pork Rinds

Why does it keep happening? What is it about Tampa Bay area that makes hurricanes blast the entire state but us?

Can you imagine if all the animals in busch gardens broke out haha
wouldn't that be funny haha

Hey man, at least the Scranton has the best pizza in the country.

Is it the ghost of Adolphus Busch using his etheral powers to keep his precious animals safe?

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Tampa has Armada games which is pretty nice for tabletop. They have 4 giant ass tables

perhaps his good deeds had long lasting positive karma

Play leave the area you retard.

Imagine living in florida

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Public Service Announcement? More like Russian Fucking Propaganda.

Thank you, Dorian.
I got work off thanks to you and it has let me caught up with my Porn commissions.

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How and why the fuck do you live in a coastal city prone to power outages do you not have backup power?

It could be worse. I could be living in a Flyover state. Yikes.
Florida is still kinda poopoo though

Once the winds pass im gonna set up on whats left of my roof with remington 700 and keep the looters out of my neighborhood la riots style

post your twitter

If you had a choice. this or australia?

what the fuck is this image

dorian dabbing on florida and assraping the bahamas
he's a very talented force of nature

My small ass city has a comic/games store that's ALWAYS fucking packed for the last 2 years now.

>I could be living in a Flyover state
or worse

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Good states>Florida>Flyovers>NY

what about california

California isn't the US anymore.

>The official unofficial capital of the US is last
Top kek.

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t. yankee

New York is a joke. New Jersey is even better than New York

>The place where New York literally keeps its garbage is better
Hrmmmmmmmmm

sad but true

>jew york
>worth living in

t. Midwesterner

I want to live in Florida so bad, comfy ocean, beaches, hurricane, bars, nature, literally living a dream
>tfw stuck in the middle of the country in the fucking desert

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We're in a florida thread, retard, do the math. I thought you yankees were supposed to be smart.

Wanting to live in boomer swamp land. I guess its better than California homeless land

Where are my SoCal bros at?

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daily reminder

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>thought I'd get a comfy week of rain with no work
>sits on bahamas and shits itself instead of fucking my town up and giving me the vacation I wanted
weather niggers can't do their jobs for shit

You're right I shoulda known a retard made that list whos states entire existence is funded by disney

California's more like a tumor, since the entertainment industry took off and they canibbalized the near entirety of it. Same with the software industry but at least that's KINDA split with washington.

Fuck the heat

Probably leeching free wifi in their tents on the street

also if youre a footchad its good too. been looking at nice footgames since high school.

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>whos
*whose
Damn dude, all Florida taught me was how to pass the FCAT and even I can spell better than you.

Pressed under their wives' bulls

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9/11

>Implying anyone but people who want to appear smart care about spelling

Right fucking here. Heat is shit, but weather is more shit.

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california chads WW@?

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>What should I play before Im assblasted by Dorian??
Dragon age inquisition, it's just long enough that you can probably get started now and be simultaneously anally destroyed by two dorians

FUCK OFF CALINIGGERS

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Do westies actually think this
is hot?

here

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>no i4 eyesore
That always bothered me

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user it's a trap
don't ever come here this place changes you

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This is funny to me because this storm is named after me. Enjoy your assblasting by me lad.

In Florida it actually doesn't matter.

Every building is made of reinforced concrete. Every decent coastal residence has impact windows approved up to winds of 200 MPH. At worst, you lose power or internet for a few days and best case scenario is you get a few days off for free.

Only in North Carolina. However if you call 911 in an evacuation zone they'll ignore you.

I don't think anybody in the bahamas can read this right now

what's wrong with Florida ? seems like a cool place

What was that building even supposed to be?
Why is it still there?

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Bruh have you not read this whole thread? Nigga u blind.

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>twisted metal black
>miami
>beef jerky

A church.
They've been "building it" since 2001

It's fine they'll read about how I assblated them later.

>a 20-story church
why

Watch Project Florida

who is is getting /COMFY/ ready to shoot looters? Our sheriff announced that they won't answer ambulance requests for looters who are shot. I guess we're just supposed to dump the bodies in the street as a warning lmao

>a 20-story church
Somehow this doesn't surprise me. This country even has Stadium churches.

God's a big guy

God told him to build it, I think

Reminder that miami is the most based county in FL and only poorfags hate it cause they can't afford to live here.

que paso amigo

Living in florida sucks ass unless you're retirement age. Humidity is so thick you can feel it when you breathe, drivers are awful and ignore basic road laws, streets are messily organized, walking anywhere is basically impossible given how awful the sun feels in this state, and public transit might as well not exist, considering how bad it is.

>cubans
go away

Believe it or not we got white pipo here in dade, just not a lot.
t. redlands

12% according to the 2010 census

Better than nothing at all.
Cubans are based, they're the reason why trump won dade county.

>inland georgia/florida border milfag
>routinely get 4-5 day weekends because of hurricanes at least once a year
>power goes out for like 5 minutes to an hour max at worst
>get free MREs
When the fuck is this stupid bitch storm getting over here I want to finish Three Houses

>tfw get a hurricane named after me
>everytime I hear about someone getting their shit sucked in by it I can't help but laugh
You'll never be as powerful as me Yea Forums
Dubs decides where I send my hurricane doopleganger next.

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>miami
Why? Pompano and the surrounding areas have all the stores, luxaries, and other shit of miami while being comfy suburban.

New Vegas
Orlando
Protein powder

>can't help but think of this hurricane as the gay necromancer from DA:I
You're cursed, fag.

>dubs
>on Yea Forums

>2AM advisory
>still stationary
It's fucking mocking us

If you don't have to money to just randomly move then you won't like florida. Its only fun for rich people, baby boomers and purebred rednecks

Instead of playing games, you and your friends should get together and form a wedge formation and then Naruto/Boruto run against the storm. The storm has finite power so it can't take you all out.

you fool
that's what they tried in the bahamas

nigga we shoot at the storm down here

miami drivers are insane and driving there will increase your odds of death by about 20%
>imagine not living in orlando
>comfy parks
>comfy city
>not too populated but populated enough that there's always something to do

this, with an addendum
do not live in south orlando/disney territory

Orlando is just as bad and the turnpike there is a fucking mess.

I love how I can turn the radio on every day of the week and hear about a new problem on I-4, it's literally every day

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>takes someone's temps as California as a whole
77 is chill tier desu

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So do you guys want to be hit by the storm or not. Asking for a friend

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Yikes

yes

whats snowbird?

U stupid underage retard

yankees who come down to florida to live in the winter months for every year

Central Florida here, this hurricane is doing jack shit. It's spinning in place and now it's starting to lose strength. All the cash I spent on snacks wasted.

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>living in Florida
>don't have switch/3DS/vita/psp and a battery bank
well suck for you being a dumbass.

I live in the BVI so I'm prepared every hurricane season.

I doubt that the snacks will reallybe wasted, just don't be one of those bitches that hordes supplies during the panic then returns them at the first sign of all clear. Besides being douchey, its just dumb, those same people will be back in a month freaking out again when the next storm approaches

Yes, I rather get hit by the storm and have a day off then wageslave tomorrow.

hurricanes have to basically curve up under the state and slingshot at the PERFECT angle through the gulf to hit the area. live in st pete its the same deal.

Irma was the only hurricane i can ever remember that actually fucked us up and its only because i have asshole neighbors who don't properly cut their tree branches when they grow too close to the powerlines, so our side of the street lost power for a week because it took that long for a repair man to come and spend all of the 15 minutes required getting it back online like they do any other time in the year that asshole's tree causes an outtage.

If global warming scares you, take that little girl and go to China and India.

>livestream the inevitable
>gain ecredits
>????
>you are forever immortalized as an user who stayed his ground playing video games while dying to a hurricane

sarasota here
fuck tampa fags ur just our poorfag neighbor eat shit

Ok moron, just fuck up your spelling when you do anything official or try to publish anything relevant.

I feel you nigga. I'm guessing you work at walmart or publix. Jobs that involve customers are dreadful

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>Monster Hunter World
>PSL
>Pulled Pork with Rice and Beans that I cook in advance

Your city is covered in trash and looks disgusting though.

enjoy your tornadoes, nigger

God what a fucking HYPE JOB this hurricane was. It's just gonna barely skim the florida kike coast and be gone. Sucks ass

???
i think you have sarasota confused with some other shit hole

its a fear mongering tactic by the state to get people to spend money.

yes. just know this. when you get food like the chicken from them, they put it out on display and typically leave it until the batch runs out or an absurd amount of time has passed. you don't want to get bottom of the container chicken. it's cold and nasty. instead, either ask them when a fresh batch will be ready or get it when there's so much of it, it's too much for the container to hold. it'll be piping hot to the touch but it'll be the best fucking chicken ever.

it's good but overpriced. people like it because they're afraid of black people and publix is naturally minority free because it's overpriced.

I mean they write the exact time on the chicken batch if you're talking about the rotisseries / wings / fingers.
Yep, Publix is great if you're going to a newer one built in non nigger neighborhoods.

>tfw had some tendies and popcorn chicken with some corn nuggets and a bug drink from wawa

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Why do people even live in the shithole known as Florida? Retards shouldn't be allowed to live in a place that everyone knows will have to weather massive natural disasters every year. What a waste of taxes.

What the fuck is a bug drink and wawa. God damn I hate southern lingo

>3AM
>dorian is still stationary
what the actual fuck

I meant big drink its a 100oz drink like the ones they have at 7/11

>bug drink
probably a typo for "big drink"
>wawa
it's the name of a convenience store

Anybody else want a pub sub rn? Can we raid a publix?

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my grandma refuses to leave florida
she's absolutely fucked

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there ain't anybody in there to make the damn things

>tfw stuck in the middle of the country in the fucking desert

Another arizona bro? yeah honestly i get sick of the none stop sunshine.

My go to sub is a chicken tender with mayo yellow american lettuce and pickles toasted with honey butter!

I dont want a person of color touching my sub

not if dorian just keeps fucking dabbing on us

charging up his super attack hopefully

>bug drink
What are you 10? Jesus user it's overpriced cornsyrup for adhd kids. Wawa is pretty kino though.

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Youre gay

Ehh in my experience across hundreds of Publix's and living next door to a rich person Publix in Winter Garden - it's always the women workers who fuck up the subs the most. They never layer or close the bread correctly and the whole wrapper usually ends up sloppy, as if a child made it. Black folks have been sufficient sandwich makers.

>He doesn't know wawa and thinks it's a southern thing
Pretty sure it got popular with east coast elites before they let us poor dumb rednecks have some. It's basically a high end gas station with a deli in it

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I miss very little from my time in Florida but god damn I miss fucking Publix subs

some would say they were born sandwich makers

Publix tendies subs and their chicken in general is unreal how good it is. I sometimes have the need to buy it like a drug addiction

huehuehue

i don't have to imagine

I honestly prefer Wawa subs over Publix