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This made me flinch
fuck you
Why would you use tinder when you're obviously hideous? I'm not a chad, but the last time I used tinder I got several matches daily.
Did you swipe right on every one or only go for the top 1/3 of women like in that picture?
same wtf, I'm not supposed to be retarded
Because people who will actually get right swipes don't need to use a dating app.
Only the ones I liked, why would you swipe right on ugly bitches?
classic
>dating app
it's just prostitute uber.
I too know that feeling.
I sleep with the same 4 square Quilt I was swaddled in as a newborn.
I named it blankie...
that fucking hard cut to the stretcher always makes me belly laugh
that's why I just like everyone without even looking at the profile and never send the first message...instead of wasting time in the app you just need to care about the 3 that were really intersted
Jesus christ
ouch hes gonna feel that one in the morning
Why do you feel the need to lie, fatass?
did he died?
Why do these dumb animals always feel the need to wade into rivers anyways?
I didn't know that wasps can do that
that's scary
They should get a carpenter to make a version that fits the adult dog, then quietly replace it in the night
This is why we should kill all white people.
I'm not fat and sexually active, like hundreds of millions of people. Deal with it.
>not maining 6 arms
it seems that He is in
Look it's not healthy to live in denial, if you need help there are people who will help you and your insurance will cover it. I'm just looking out for you
did he dieded
Fuck I flinched myself off the toilet
You are in Yea Forums, learn your place, pussy.
Step on a scale with a timestamp, faggot. I dare you.
Not bad pretty good
that white suit thingy doesnt actually protect you from the stings,i learned the hard way
FUCK YOU
Without white people there would be no beer or internet.
Yes
nah if you look you can see all the organs he lost are the vestigial ones
See your delusions are making you lash out at an anonymous person, seek help.
>Imagine being the guy going "I'll BE BLACK WIDOW"
What in the fuck
>be the kind of autist to make charts about shit
>go on the most shallow dating/hookup app available
honestly what did he expect would happen?
it might tell it's different by the smell or something but idk it could work
>Live Leak
why even bother then?
heh
t. Am*rican
Go be fat somewhere else.
pussy
Kek
Kino as fuck
i do not like this
that women is a fucking saint, i dumped my last gf after she finally came clean about the sausage ride she went on back in college after trying to present herself as a wholesome christian girl our whole relationship, i might have been willing to look past her deviant past, but the fact she lied about it makes her untrustworthy in addition to a filthy whore
This is basically what employers do to wagies.
WTF all of its insides are falling off n shit. n did he try to bite them off? ahhhhhhhhh
>crank stops
>They give it one good hard yank
>Spider turns inside out
MY COLON HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIT YE GONE GAINS GOLEM
this is fucking awesome
why hasn't some youtube nerd made a clickbait video about this yet.
i get it
nice filename
i dont get it
shit like this makes me want to spend nights just watching bollywood films.
then i realize that clips like this are just hand picked because the rest of the movie is boring garbage.
Needs filename
I LIKE THIS A LOT
In a perfect world this person would be venerated for their honesty. But this is not a perfect world.
Underrated.
still cute af desu.
He doesn't know what he's talking about. The right suit does just fine with the right insect. For instance,
The suit he's wearing protects him just fine against the wasps in pt1. However, it's too thin to protect him from the giant hornets (and their 6mm stingers) in pt2. Which is how he finds himself nerve gassed in pt3
why did he turn white when he fell? was this a mistake?
>visiting Yea Forums
Does every thread here have to turn into muh race war?
I understood that reference
Cute
lol, as if any gamer community is diverse like that
Cute cats
i wish this were me
trophy hunting
because their designed to die
I could always find the first one easy, but i can never remember where the second one is
y tho
wait, how do you remove their nests without getting killed the? is it the smoke?
>VG
Cringe.
White ***people***
>the joke
>
>(you)
not seeing any fucking cats here
HOLY FUCK THATS SO GOOD AND IT JUST BREAKS AT THE END
wait how does it just drive off
He turned into his weakest form because he lost a lot of blood and cant maintain normal form
There is none. Thats the joke.
it obviously came in backwards, the house is probably on a hill and the brakes were off.
>She clearly goes in for the kiss
>He completely rebuffs her affections
>45,000 swipes
>Only 133 matches
>Literally most of them were bots or didn't reply
>Over the course of THREE years
I'd literally just uninstall Tinder and never use it again at this point. It's obviously not helping your relationship life at all. You'd be better off just not using it.
Delete this
Its supposed to be broken open
Yo this reminds me of that one image where its a drawing of a spider that is disguised to look like a woman kneeling and asking for help. I cant fucking find it any where.
10,000 PSI OF WATER VS 10,000 PSI OF FIRE WHO WOULD WIN?
I knew what and where the thing is and it still took me a moment.
awww
>There is none.
Yes there is. Top-mid-center on the wood pile is a ginger cat.
The white armor is his base form, while red/blue/green/purple are specialized power-ups. He just powered down from taking too much damage.
>stands by her decision even after being called an asshole by everyone including her family
Supremely based. People with that much fiber are such a rarity, let alone a woman.
motherfucker posting the edited version
This one?
Reminds me of that .gif of the dog wiggling in a chair.
oh ok. everything looks so low budget so i thought it was just a mistake.
What in the god damn?
>not wanting a huge chuckle
If that were true we wouldn't have Yea Forumsedditors infesting the comfy threads.
If true what a fucking stand up guy.
fuck me i didnt expect that
t. E*rotrash
Go be a submissive bitch in the corner with your leaders
I'm clicking between the two of them and seeing literally no difference. Am I blind or are you havin' a giggle?
How do people make these graphs?
I still have my blankie too. I keep it in a vacuum sealed bag in a box though and only take it out maybe once a year when I'm feeling particularly stressed, it's not doing too well and the thread is coming unraveled. I'm 29
I chuckled
Needs a filename.
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU.
Who the fuck talks with their friends like this. Is friendly banter alien to these people?
t. claims to be redpilled while attacking whites and wishing to racemix
>LiveLeak videos, spider porn and literal porn is ok
>Other explicit nature films are a deletable offense
ok
>Ubisoft
based
that's a girl
>HE'S JOCKSTER, JOCKSTER THE MIGHTYYYY
Oh the irony.
>movies suck
>says the television show
i dont understand
How would you know?
Don't get it, but cute.
elephants have more genes dedicated to smell than any other land animal
Had a blankie myself that was the size of a California king bed cover that was originally used by my father when he was a little kid in the 60's. I'm currently 33 and it was put away in a vacuum storage tote after an ex washed it improperly. She didn't dry it and the blanket developed rotten spots. Automatic breakup as she didn't understand my pain. I wanted to give it to my child one day.
Imagine actually siding with the retard that broke her sister's marriage.
>All of its mass leaves its body and it looks like a fucking empty bag
Jesus. Ain't that some shit.
Twins can be of different sex
that sucks, man
No problem.
>Japanese hornets
You couldn't put me in a fucking metal suit and ask me to get near a nest of those things. Fuckers will eat you alive.
Stay toasty
kek
Excel
youtube.com
This one's a treat.
some anons dont give a fuck about sacrificing themselves for some keks, god bless those fuckers.
ok incel
go read the thread you fags
Not to mention I fucking hate poo in loos.
You can tell these are rich mexicans.
>thinking that europeans will EVER accept you
That's the joke; you idiots idolize europeans who will never accept you and don't consider you a part of civilization with them. You're literally stupid.
You always fall off the edge.
>asking for Yea Forums's recommendations
Kek bugman gets killed by bugs
>that dude dressed as hitler saluting
>/pol/ in the back
every fucking time
nigga that is so fuckin kawaii
shit that's cute
>manly tears with his new kitten
fixed
WE ARE ALL CLOWNS
cute, CUTE
Where the fuck does it say that this person is a woman?
Twins can have different genders retards.
I have no idea how what anyone said proves that it's a woman
The level of self delusion these people have would scare me if it didn't piss me off so much.
That's what I plan on doing too.
I also debated turning into a teddy.
yeah, I'm thinking she's based
I am European, though.
And i'm willing to welcome anyone who is actually right wing, and not posers.
>object_of_power.tga
*wheeze*
>CHARLOTTE
>JONATHAN
>CHARLOTTE
>JONATHAN
But why?
Just need the song
ok
wait really?
>get strawberries
>turn them into strawberries
???
the Japanese hornets have a bigger dick than you
Then it doesn't apply to you specifically (I never said anything about wanting to race mix, by the way) but as a euro, you know I'm right. You don't consider us, the white people of the USA, as being white and you know I'm right.
Aren't the eggs they sell in grocery stores supposed to be unfertilized?
Strawberry candy filled with sherbet. It's like, fancy and shit.
I'm pretty sure your filename is intentional, but I don't get it.
no don't summon him
Is this from todays shooting?
Those looks like common asian hornet, not japanese hornet.
I torn by how unrealistic it is, and how fucking cool it is.
Oh, I forgot she was with Bethesda.
Depends on the ideals.
I don't consider leftists white, period.
he came on it
a chick called Albert is the most based YouTube channel on earth
jesus
>>reddit.com
Holy fucking shit, never had i so much anxiety watching a clip.
I'd be bummed but it's not like she was a 9/10, that's a 4.5/10
classic
explain
I'm not a leftist; I have dignity.
Based, Josh should marry her instead
Yes.
>those tops weights starting to wobble
What the fuck. He almost deserves to get killed.
Then you are white and a friend.
Kill yourself barneyfag
Femanon here, what am I supposed to miss here? The power of this tool?
sorry im dum
how
post the one sith the one guy in front of the car fighting all the other ones
On one hand she was very honest, spared the supposed josh of a lot of emotional pain later in their relationship and halted what could have been a marriage doomed for failure. She took the correct moral choice.
On the other, she betrayed her kin as her sister had her reasons why she was hiding her past and it wasn't her relationship in the first place. Her actions ultimately ruined what could have been a good marriage and an opportunity for her sister to leave her past mistakes behind. She took the wrong ethical choice.
Since we don't know the sister's side of the story, I'm going to remain neutral.
>You'll never smile while shooting a robot in the head with a realistic gun
>In a Kamen Rider show where screaming "transform" gives you special armor and abilities
I, for one, am excited for "a jump to the sky turns onto a rider kick".
KEK
dont assume muh gender retard
Most women don't find the sheer power and precision of complex machinery as fascinating as men do.
Twitch streamer got cucked by 20 guys who fucked his wife when visiting SGDQ
One of my favorites
imagine having a slut twin, even if you're not fucking anyone technically everyone is fucking you.
That's kinda desu.
If you guys haven't watched Blazing Saddles, do it, it's a fucking hilarious movie.
>They're all my pieces, Jace. They always were. I just don't want to play anymore.
Any news link ?
Young Frankenstein is still better
Check the insert menu.
>webms that women will never understand
I would have happily accepted Grandma and Midget Nukem.
Absolutely beautiful display of balance between precision, efficiency and power. It just something women will never understand a very satisfactory feeling.
Late to the party but is this an Air Gear reference?
*kinda hot desu
this perfectly encapsulates the corruption of man
>Titanus Rodan
I don't get it. I check every possible way in which it could be loss.
How JUST'd can Drake Bell get?
>what could have been a good marriage
A amrriage based on lie isn't a good marriage
Can we consider her an honorary gamer? Not only did she speak the truth, but she stood up for what is right and just. She was on thot patrol, even though she was being patrolled herself.
lol based
if i was the husband i'd be glad somebody finally told me
no it wouldn't have been good
she would have ditched his ass and took 3/4ths of his shit within 5 years
The joke is that phoneposters are underage
Needs a filename.
explain this meme
i dont get it
/polfags/ spread their cancer to each and every board
so no
Now I understand how the first people to ever see a film in a theater fainted when the train came at them
>Woah, hey guys
The basis of the marriage itself wasn't her chastisity, a lot more goes in a relationship. It's hard to say, all we are doing is making assumptions based on 2 paragraphs or so of what may or may not have been exaggerated by the sister in order to make herself look virtuous.
No. Lurk more.
>Yea Forums accidentally walks into their neighbor's house
I love these.
Mimics are amazing.
What is the filename from?
jesuismonte.gif
Same, Zero-One is off to a great start. One episode in and I'm already invested in the AI plot, and the OST is just as good as I was expecting from the guy that did Ghost's. Not a huge fan of Aruto yet, but given the staff in charge I expect he'll end up being one of my favorite riders by the end of the series.
>replies that women will never understand
I've been lurking since 2010. I've read the quick rundowns. I've read the fucking Know Your Meme thing.
I still don't get it.
this makes me so sad but I honestly
Godzilla beam battles
>what could have been a good marriage
A marriage built on lies cannot be a good marriage.
It's from a pony comic and gets used to bait barneyfag all the time
let's see if someone gets this
Early Access
>take strawberry
>dip it into sherbet
>eat it
Done. I did that 90000x faster than that retard did
The issue here is that she's acting sexually shy toward her fiancee when a train was ran on her. I feel bad for the man in this case.
Imagine defending a lying whore
Google it. It's an interesting case of explosive decompression and the effects on human tissue.
Easier for spics to understand molest than annoy
Don't let anyone tell you women can't be honourable.
>we don't know the sister's side of the story
She slept with over 100 guys during college and lied to her future husband, what more do you need to know?
That never actually happened, you're just dumb.
en.wikipedia.org
>Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.
>08th_ms_team.jpg
yeah, but that doesn't have the pomp and circumstance that rich wankers want.
What it feels like to be circumcised
Why wouldn't this work in real life?
To this day I will never understand how people didn't understand.
>early access.png
If you've been here for so long you'd understand lurking moar. Lurk moar.
>Sequel Never Ever.
did they drop the plastic bag into the blender at 0:17?
>that many left swipes
What a dumbass. Tinder's dominant strategy is that you always swipe right. Always, it is a dominant strategy. If someone peruses you back and you don't like her, you don't have to accept it. There is no benefit to ever swiping left because the outcome is just the same as if you swipe right and not reply the other person. Tinder's new matchmaking features hampers this a bit, but if you think your score is too far in the shitter, you just make a new account and start over.
Fun fact, tinder is now actually P2W because of the superswipe function or whatever it's called. For those that don't know, you have a limited number of superswipe, which is a signal that you're seriously interested in them. Who benefits most from these superswipes? It's not the 9s and 10s, they know they're bombshells and everyone would be serious. It's the 8s and 7s, who are still a bit insecure.
i hope someday i can be this fulfilled with my life.
have kids
You're right.
Sorry I don't read fucking pony comics.
You utter fool.
Look at you, you're starting to get it. Good boy
why did he use a tamagotchi for the temperature monitor?
No. Quail eggs are picked from their nest out in the wild.
A modern day Athena
Was skeptical of that until I saw the potato chip bag at the end
persona 5
that poor sister is doomed with that fucking snitch
JAPANESE HUMOR
lul underrated
kek
It really did. Not related to the train but my parents couldn't watch the Exorcist when it came out in theaters either, and they weren't the only ones to leave early.
God I love Indian Cinema
Now I get to post this.
>Just fucking cracks and spills everywhere
Oh man thats fucking hilarious
I don't get it. Why does it matter how many guys she slept with? Is it an american thing?
Can you really hurt people with closing doors in SS13 though? Also, is the building a fucking stand or some shit?
For anyone confused, this is just strawberry ice cream frozen with nitrate (you know, like dippin' dots?) around a strawberry hard candy shell made to look like a strawberry. It's just made completely from scratch. You could do the same with story bought shit and melting jolly ranchers on a sheet tray in your oven. This is nothing new. This is typically made with lemon mouse in a circular yellow shell to make it look like a lemon. It's supposed to be cute.
what kind of chart is this?
Nicely said and I agree. I'm curious to see what will happen throughout episodes 02 - 10 as I feel Zero-One will bridge the late Showa and early Heisei story telling arcs with the late Heisei toy product placement.
Plus that suit looks so fucking cool I will easily purchase a model to leave on my desk at work.
You only know this because lies that eventually came to light. You will never know of good marriages based on lies because simply the lie was never exposed as such.
But it's the past, and it was in college. Assuming she finished her studies at around 24-25 years old, that's still a good 5-6 years to move on. Put yourself in a similar situation. Do you think it's fair someone gets fired from a promising long term job because they posted several offensive tweets 6 years ago?
The sister said "around 100 guys". She could have very well been exaggerating. It's little wonder she hid it too, look at our reactions. She probably had faced relationship fail before because she was honest and forward about it. If she can't be honest about it, she resorts to lie. She's just stuck between a rock and a hard place.
>hurr she should have thought about it
No shit, but mistakes of the past shouldn't condemn you for life. At least that's how I personally see it given my own experience.
>american thing
Cheap bait, please try harder next time.
no
nigga sounds mad he's going to lose his other half
wtf lol
looks like a sous vide. it's a technique where you vacuum seal a food item in plastic, and immerse it in less than boiling water for a set amount of time to cook it to an exact desired temperature. It is most popular use at home is steaks and cuts of meat. high end restaurants use it for that, and to perfectly cook vegetables with no chance for fucking it up. and other shit like strawberry flavored strawberries apparently
>she names my children
cuck
>Tinder's dominant strategy is that you always swipe right. Always, it is a dominant strategy
no, they moved to an ELO system to combat that.
It's like losing or drawing every round in CS:GO. Enjoy being stuck in silver.
I read it as a guy writing it. The writing seems like a guy's, especially the first edit part.
>WIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR
>barely any vidya has important skellington characters now because of Mr. Chang
>The basis of the marriage itself wasn't her chastisity
If that was the case then she wouldn't have lied about her sexual partners, and the guy wouldn't have called the wedding off.
But how many A presses was it?
Not her, but fuck me that's retarded. I'm a man, but I don't give a shit about something as simple as this. It's basically like thinking trains are cool because "muh engine"
honestly it was either that or tell everyone at the wedding when the pastor asks if anyone thinks those two should not be wed, creating a huge scene in front of a large crowd of people
wonder how it ended up though
LUCK - 1
>that filename
it hurts, frens
NIGGER
False equivalence here. Spending the rest of your life with someone isn't equal to shitting out a few tweets and someone reading them years later. This is someone who is prepared to share his life with you. I think he or she is entitled to know a few things about you, or fuck the whole thing. A few partners may be whatever (Western standards - still cancer), but over 100 men fucked you? That's actually equal to a train getting ran on her. The man absolutely needs to know.
And regarding her difficulty in finding men, I'm sure she'll find a man who'll overlook that. Pornstars sometimes end up marrying non-pornstars.
>look up story
>guy was a 33 year old incel
checks out with the footage
holy shit
American "men" are literally that insecure
it's like a 7-8 year old video
Imagine being such a sperg that an inanimate object holds more value than connection with an actual human being. Oh right, we're on /v.
the fucking mag pops out, fucking kek
Only a dude would be that much of a bro.
The inverse in this situation would just be a jealous woman.
So pick your poison.
One dude looking out for another? Or a woman jealous that her sister is getting married and she's not?
Inanimate objects will never lie to you or betray you
>lying is ok as long as you don't get caught
The final boss stand accelerates the passage of time.
Well it's sort of a different scenario isn't it? If a business finds a racist tweet then it's professional matter, if a guy finds out his gf used to slut around, it's not. Now that the guy knows doesn't he have a right to react how he wants to? Especially since it does sort of reflect on their relationship since she overtly lied about it?
Not meaning to offend but you most likely lack testosterone, lots of males do these days, nothing to be worried about. However that doesn't make it retarded if anything you simply won't ever be able to understand it either.
sous vide is stupidly easy to do at home though with just store bought plastic bags, you can even buy like these heating sticks now that just stick to a pot and heat it up to an exact temp and leaves it that way for as long as you want for like 20 - 30 bucks
It's nice because, you can drop the meat in a pot, leave a timer and then just throw the meat in a hot pan for a couple minutes and you've got dinner with a really nice tender cut of meat with minimal effort and moderate cooking time without having to leave your oven on for hours.
The spoon at the end is the perfect punchline
molestar = annoy
>how many guys she slept with
>how many
Lmao you Western people are pozzed as fuck.
If more than 3% of Mexicans were like this Mexico might actually be a real country. Too bad.
shit filename
play more video games fucking loser
That end had me ROLLING.
Seethe more snoyfag
I got it user dont worry.
That birds face just sells it.
>bomberman in his hot air balloon.gif
i don't get why anybody would say this shit
if one of your family members is doing something deceitful, you're seriously not going to do anything JUST because they're related to you?
shut the FUCK up roastie
>Never owed a cherished object that gets ruined due to someone else
I feel pity for you user. Did you never receive any hugs or love from your family?
i fucking died laughing
hold this upvote good sir
>frens
I miss when you could say this shit but now every frogposting fag on twitter says this and also says fuck niggers in the same sentence. I posted something with "frens" and someone calling me altright.
This, in Europe it's common for us to share our women with as many other men as she wants. She isn't property.
You finally made me look up the difference between ethics and morals.
Depends on if the deceit is actively harming anyone. I'm not going to turn in my cousin for his weed plants because he's not dealing it to kids. Blood is thicker than water.
it's because of reddit; I shit you not
wha
Yeah, I know the equivalence is not the same, but I am trying to transmit the idea that shit you did in the past is irrevocable. There's nothing she can do to fix it, change it or undo it. And that regardless of how much you try to move forward from it and change, it's frustrating and unfair how that stain in your past always prevents you from moving forward despite your efforts.
>I'm sure she'll find a man who'll overlook that. Pornstars sometimes end up marrying non-pornstars.
Maybe she will, maybe she has tried failed and is desperate. Pornstars are very sexy many kill just for a wife like that, we don't know how the sister looks.
Like my boi once D'Arby said: You're not cheating until you get caught. A different subject altogether. What I was saying is that the only way to know someone is lying is if they confess or get exposed. If neither happens there is no way to know someone is lying or not.
thank you for noticing.
horrey shiet her engurishu suckusu
>shocking video captured moments before inflation
>American thing
Fuck off, nobody wants to marry a slut in europe and I imagine anywhere else either. You can have fun with them, even be emotional intimate with them if you got some rules but under no circumstances you marry a gutter slut.
What's happening on this webm aside from the tony hawk edit?
This is why
weirdly erotic