Guys is kojima ok

guys is kojima ok

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>pissing simulator

B R A V O

sadly yes.

No but he hasn't been all too well since around 2016. When idiots REALLY gassed him up as a genius for MGS 2.

OMG KOJIMA IS A VISIONARY

No. He's some combination of genuinely scared of Trump and genuinely concerned about the impact of the internet on civilization (specifically reproduction). One of those things I can agree with, but he's definitely cracking under pressure.

>MGS PP horse poop mechanic
>OMG TECHNOLOGY!!!

>DS Pissing mechanic
>WTF WHAT A HACK!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAH PEE PEE! VERY, VERY FUNNY! HO HO! PEE PEE! HE PEE PEE! AHAHAHAHAAH!

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based and fatmanpilled

why do chinese people thinks its so funny to go pee pee in someone's coke?

Have sex

AHAHAHAHAHAH WO JACK! VERY, VERY FUNNY! HO HO! WO JACK! HE POST WO JACK! AHAHAHAHAAH!

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>My first MGS was V
This kind of shit is par for the course with kojimer

The piss represents so much more. It's classic Kojima symbolism. I snicker at the plebs who are unable to grasp this kek

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It's in their DNA. All Chinese people have the urge to pee pee in your coke.

IM HYPED!!!!

Imagine Silent Hill with piss mechanic haha

>pisses on the ground
>mushrooms immediately grow
WTF is wrong with Kojima's urine to make him think that's normal?

Kojima is so magical that his piss is literally enough to foster new life.

>prepare

>we want the Postal 2 audience
What did Kojima mean by this?

>>we want the Postal 2 audience
but Postal 2 had a lot of gameplay

>pissing and running around isn't enough gameplay

Get a load of this schmuck

They recharge your batteries if you eat them

Look at the state of this seething Xtranny

>MOM FOUND THE PISS SHROOM

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>eating your own piss mushrooms
kojima...

>first actual non metal gear project that comes into fruition
Nigga probably brewed the setting and the story for like 10 years before he left konami and went and did the thing in 3 years and a half, this shit will be tight tell ya hwat

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No, stop pointing out the hypocrisy!

Kojima has always been pretty open about his piss and scat fetish. It's in almost every game he's ever made.

>mom finds the cumshroom

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>quoting two entirely different crowds