Meanwhile in the Yea Forums apartment complex

BRO, LET ME IN. I FORGOT MY KEYS

It's under the doormat.

What's the password nigga

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>youtube.com/watch?v=jQHtfeSoBDk

Is it cool if i smoke in here?

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>apartments
>no one has posted this youtube.com/watch?v=QQfXqKF6l24
SHAME
you're a close, i'll give you that

I'm ok with this

No but I don't think you'd stop anyway

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sure man

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SKRJEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I forgot to pay my internet bill, anybody can hand me their password?

*HONK*

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>it's another neighbor having lousy sex in the middle of the night episode

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if it makes you feel any better he's fucking a tranny.

I don't want my isp thinking you're me

My gf is stuck in the doorframe again.
can you lend me some butter?

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No she'll just eat it

yall niggas want sumthin to eat? im at the mcdonalds.

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REEEEEEEEE STFU!!!

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guys there is a black man in the hallway
he is been there for almost 3 hours....

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then come and help me nigger, she is really stuck there

silly user,
he isn't standing up

>Having sex at the Yea Forums house
Have I blundered into another time line again?

Two hot n spicys and large fries

Real niggas eat smileburger

Only if I can smell her feet

OK WHO THE FUCK KEEPS PLAYING ALABAMA NIGGER FULL BLAST AT 4 AM?

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Yeah, I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

*distant gay sex with hats on noises*

>feetfag
ill do it myself. go back to your shithome

the internet would be fucking unusable

Yo guys, I'm hosting a LAN party this weekend, wanna come? I've got Halo

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Where’s the gacha gambling at?

Sure. But if anyone else shows up then im not coming, don't want to do anything that's too popular

whos the artist?

What's a lan?

*owns the apartment complex*

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NOOOOOOO MOOM I FUCKING NEED IT STOP DRAGGING ME OUT

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Guys! Come quick anons mom is back! We have to save him

I can whip up a batch of nut butter real quick. Is she allergic?

REEEEEEE! IS ANYONE ELSE TIRED OF THOSE IDIOT LOSER BUTTHEADS ON THE FIRST FLOOR HAVING SO MUCH FUN!?

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>Mom
Looks like meat is back on the menu!

Whoever keeps playing VR hentai games, yes we can hear you. Please stop or at least share

>pirates a room
Nothing personnel Todd

Guys I think the guy in room 302 is dead. He hasn't left in like a week.

NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

user...
there is no room 302
we only have 300 rooms

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I live in a place like that, shit's crazy.

>Guy fell from the 32nd floor
>nobody called the cops

dunno

but search for anonymoo

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night guys

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im in 317, only leave once a day to get food, its normal

Aw goodnight beetle boy

Who the FUCK said dark souls 2 sucked?
Ill duel your ass at iron keep nigga

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>look up "from another room"
>126 song playlist

nice

No she'll eat us

HHHHMMMM
GAS THE FURRYS, I MUST
START A REVOLUTION, I WILL!

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I was just up there last night.
Took the elevator, went to the 4th floor and everything.

There was some lady behind me, when I got in, but I didn't say or look at her cause I was worried I was gonna spill my spaghetti.

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mmm guys

there is a weird cloud comming from the /k/ommando room

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Give me two cinnamelts and a large dr pepper. Check the melts and make they are fresh, I don't you to bring me them looking old and microwaved. I swear to god I'll put ignite bags of my shit on your door step.

I wouldn't worry about it.

It'll be fine as long as you wear a gas mask. You DO have a gas mask, right user?

>4TH FLOOR

user.... we dont have a 4th floor

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Let me go check it out, brb

Well sure we do!

You just need to enter the secret password.
4, 2, 6, 2 , 10, 5, 1.

Sometimes it doesn't work and I just go to the first floor, but it usually works at night when no one else is on.

Only problem is remember the password to get back down.

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Back, he's just sleeping everything's fi

user are you alri

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everything is fi?
user?

user WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHATS FI!

are you guys okay? did you break your keybo

Uh oh it's not candlejack ri

Sure bro, it's the usual.

Why the fuck does the landlord cosplay as Mr. X?

i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

Say goodbye to all of your games then

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Can someone let me use their shower? My bathroom's being fixed up.

One time I walked into his room and he was wearing the same exact costume, but cat ears and no hat.

it was kind of a sureal juxtaposition.
Like a starving african kid with a hello kitty shirt.

Hey guys, I'm getting ready to go to work. Can you watch this for me? Thanks.

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I will never understand how this is possible

Some asshole left their dog outside. Don't worry I'll let 'em in.

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anyone else see these things roaming the halls at night?

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yeah su-

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your ankles = other animal's knees

SEARCHING

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Those are just my summons user

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>snaps gauntlet
>forgot to program other years into the always online apartment making it crash and not work

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Nevermind we're good.

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wait... you see them too?

its those fucking furfags again

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But Todd, I only own your games. That's why I have to pirate your apartment, to afford to buy New Vegas over and over again

Ok but why are his limbs so fucked up? What disease or whatever? How are his knees backwards

Weird, he usually only wears the cat ears while playing League.

Hey, isn't that cowfucker user that said he was getting a surgery to live out his dreams? God damn

>BANG!
>slump
>looks like another user bit the dust
>if even vidya gaems can't save us, we might as well too

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BUY FALLOUT 76 AND SKYRIM OR I'M BURNING DOWN THIS ENTIRE COMPLEX

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God damn it man, don't reveal that shit to them. We already had to implement a new password twice this week because some fuckers from the smash tournaments came down thinking it was apartment A instead of 4. We still got that fucking smell lingering

They just brought in a shipment of gun waifus, don’t mind the smell

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Oh so that's why it smells like death up there.
That also explains the muffled screams and the horrible red crosses outside the windows.

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Who put this picture in my mail? Why?

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Is Tomadachi Life worth playing? Idk why but this thread reminds of that.

Hey guys I'm gonna stay at the /vp/ pokemon school for a couple days
Mind watching for my fish while I'm gone?

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I see Yea Forums enjoys the STALKER series.

>He doesn't know

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yeah su

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nope
nope
nope

Is this a picture of that walled Chinese city? Kowloon?

I just shot all the people that were playing mario party with me on the sixth floor. I hope they're in hell

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jesus I was listening to music and heard screaming while lookign at this.

user? You want me last coke? I don't want it after all sorry for yelling at you earlier

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>I hope they're in hell
Considering theres no 6th floor
its very likely.

>You want me last coke?

Are you coke?

hey so.... anyone wanna come to my room and play some killer7 while I watch?

>hey so.... anyone wanna come to my room and play some killer7 while I watch?

Internet down again huh?

Take it, please just take it now

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why do you wanna watch, user? you scared?

This better not taste like roofies

I dont know if it got a gay patch yet

Hey man saw your at on craigslist I've been dying to play some killer 7

>not recognizing that craigslist add
Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=g-3D9LQu8BQ

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wait, wtf you have a job?

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who let the sheep in?

That's a sheep?

Guys I asked the girl on the elevator out and she said yes.
What video games should I bring?

She didn't say yes, but she asked what I was doing later tonight and said see you soon.

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youtube.com/watch?v=stLK1NTw5dk

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He just wants to be pet bro

noice

>girl
>in this apartment complex
Uh user
Nevermind have a nice night champ

Look user I don't care if shes got a dick or the inverted maw of ngashoragth.

oh wait I think thats her at the door.

>add
cringe

I'm fucking all the Latinas.

guys why the fuck is there a giant pale man crying in room 220?

sirmasterdufel

youtube.com/watch?v=8T59oGvPp6I&t=

Feels good playing WoW and being a boomer.

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There's no one in 220 user that sound is you

i thought i purged this song from my memories 11 years ago, why the fuck are you doing this to me

i want the good old days back

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what do you mean? We have 300 rooms

Let xer in

Yes we do but as of right now there is no one in 220. It's time to accept that the crying you keep hearing is coming from you user.

What game though?
Knocking is getting louder

that's it I'm getting the broom.
I had enough of this X-files hootenanny going on.

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you will never forget the old days
as they remind you of your failure

Whoever is getting the gamefly packages delivered come to my room I stole and played them all and I want new ones

It seems to have been topped off with...
something...

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Which one of you fuckers keeps sending me copies of Brink?

Play Smash Bros. so you can use your sick ass Excel sheet of one liners.

Just put headphones in you literal nigger

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Because I think you've been working very hard and you deserve it friend :)

youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs

who the fuck is smoking weed

G-Guys I hear screaming from the /biz/ apartments again.

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I wish that fucking cunt in the apartment above me would stop dragging his elephant feet to the bathroom every night at 3AM. I'm trying to sleep here.

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Been a while since I've seen this

You motherfuckers.
What am I supposed to do with 20 goddamn copies of Brink? Even Gamestop doesn't want them.

Only 20? I guess the mail man hasn't been yet.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA

shush
I wanna hear them scream when the drugs kick in

Don't mind that, now come inside and let me pet you.

>Living in a call of duty map

Don't worry, they come in and out in cycles. First they lose all their money on the newest shitcoin, then they have to wageslave for a few months before starting all over again.

Downloading this series was a fucking nightmare. thought it was just a joke series inside that one anime at first, then I saw actual clips of episodes on youtube.

Who wants to play some fighting games at my place?
Bring your own liquor/weed.

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Shut the fuck up you degenerate cunts I am trying to have some good old fashioned BDSM sex with my submissive GF but you assholes keep shouting "BING BING WAHOO" and "MEH BOOMER NO ZOOMIE ZOOMIE ZOOMER". You're constant anime waifu shit is so insufferable the disabled shitzos next door seem more reasonable that all you could ever hope to BE! Ive been forced to live with this shit for the past 2 years. Well NO. FUCKING. MORE.
I am grabbing my shotgun. I will be loading said shot gun. I will shoot you all like the filthy scum of society you all are.
No even better. I will make this entire building my hostage bitch. I will invite all of my cultist friends to raid this whole building. Kill the men, slaughter the children and rape the women like the fat ass cattle they are.

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guys i had a nightmare >~< i need some hugsies

I'm not afraid of you. Take this!

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Nope sorry

>Use binoculars to peep at the /u/ apartments across the street
>Nothing but fat dudes

Kek

You were looking at Yea Forums, this is /u/

you wanna struggle snuggle?

But there's nothing but fat neckbeards here too.

*HONKING INTENSIFIES*

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wait is this not /u/?

Heh you sure about that pal?

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less struggle, more snuggle please!

Let her die

Guys what do you think of my welcome mat ?

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Which one of you faggots did this?

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I like having warm socks

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I was washing my spaghetti

Uncle user I spilld my choccy milk and ebryone id laughing ad me....

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>muffled porn sounds from behind the wall
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My bad. I was washing my NVidia cards.

AHHHHHH WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE HALLWAY WHY IS IT SO WET AND RED JANNIES HELPPPPPPP

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>Who Framed Pepe the Frog

This is why your parents killed themselves

DO NOT VISIT THE /trash/ APARTMENTS
I REPEAT, DO NOT VISIT THE /trash/ APARTMENTS
IF I LOSE ONE MORE TENANT BECAUSE OF THE VOREFAGS I AM GOING TO START KICKING OUT ALL THE FURFAGS IN THIS FUCKING BUILDING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T STOMP AROUND PLAYING JUST DANCE AT 3:00AM WHAT THE FUCK I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND I HAVE TO DRIVE MY WIFE'S SON TO SCHOOL AT 7AM

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Phlbbbbt......

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Clean yourself up you failure

Where did you download it from user?

Guys, that black hobo in the hallway got raped by my dog. Should I rush them to the hospital or something?

I'm off to wageslave again. Wish me luck.

ummmm ...???
uhhhhh.......
i maek big poopy?

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Just fries. And a Coke...and uh...maybe a chicken sandwich. And some nuggets? Yeah I want nuggets. In fact, get me 2 large fries. And an ice cream cone. They do all day breakfast now, right? Get me some hotcakes too!

Has anyone seen my dwarfs? I think they escaped from the basement.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAVE YOU HEARD, HAVE YOU HEARD?
CYBERPUNK 2077 DID SOMETHING
IT DID A THING
OH MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?
CDPR IS LITERALLY HITLER NOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE GAME IS DEAD, IT WON'T EVEN RELEASE NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No I want one of his puppies though
Hehe see ya later wagie I'll keep your pc/console warm hehe

I hate you guys. Quit stealing my packages

QUIT FUCKING STOMPING AROUND LIKE A GODDAMN FAT NIGGER AT 4 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP YOU UNAWARE FUCKS

The dog is male, but the black man is pregnant. I don't know how to help him, I thought men couldn't get pregnant.

Oh shit. His chest just exploded and a puppy came out.
GUYS?

>tfw you live next to this guy
He never stops shouting. I just wanna sleep.

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I WANT IT

CALL THE SHUTTLE

uh some torrent

>It's another incel neighbour sobbing and crying uncontrollably because I'm having sex episode

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Thanks doc