ITT:post your favorite game of all time but with a haiku

Man meets skeleton
The wolves ruin a wedding
She needs to wear clothes
Dead Space?

It's obviously the Ace Attorney series but i'm gonna take a risk and say your favorite entry is T&T

pon pon pata pon
pata pata pata pon
don dondon dondon

Battle dark nightmares
Fly gracefully through the sky
It is not a girl.

Nights

very large numbers
battle demons on a grid
penguins that explode

All of them are big.
Some have tattoos on their arms.
They hang out at bars.

Bingo.

Only the best~

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dood

No one has any faith
Shit where the fuck is the sun
Dog with brush help us

Walking in the woods
Oops, alternate dimension
Everyone is dead

Incompetent devs
Diversity killed it
Tranny invasion

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Spray shit all over
Listen to funky fresh beats
Stop the evil disc

The demon is dead
Maliciously loads shotgun
Another one falls

I think we all know this one
Alan Wake?
Splatoon

Two colours, nine faces
One will triumph while the other will fall
Battling for an eternity

This sounds cool

Minds freed by pale king
Though the Light came back in dreams
Opposed by Void kin

>Alan Wake?
Nah, sorry bruv

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Doom

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THERE WILL NEVER BE
JSR FUTURE RE-RELEASE

I don't know how to
make a haiku
fuck.

a dark place to hide
with a sad tale to tell you
machines and bunnies

In the city of sin
The past fights itself
But the carrier will decide its destiny

It's just TF2

Sanic?

New Vegas

not sanic

>New Vegas
correct

Norse mythology
Gain experience from meals
These devs draw good food.

Odin Sphere Lenneth

Your heart has been stolen
Killing the beast is your goal
But then you continue the cycle.

Killing elephants
Only equipped with some pins
To some sick ass beats

The white haired beauty
Meets the foolish young hero
Let us coexist

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLIIIIIIIIING YOU HEAR THE CAAAAAAAAALLLLING
Automata

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good ol' twewy

Dead ship floats in space.
You do the machine's bidding.
Will you join her? Nah.

Dragon's Dogma?

You hide your knowledge
But deep down you admit it
Don’t need you anymore

UNDERSTAND UNDER
STAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

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>Automata
Not what I was thinking at all but shit, it kinda fits.

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Dragons dogma

Cain and Abel fight
Wild cat, crow, wolf and bug
In winter's embrace

using boost gives your
vehicle a speed BOOST
take risk get reward

System Shock

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

Correct for best game.

ayyyy

alternate or home
to obtain the true ending
play the song of life

Wrong. It's the second Edgy's game

Mankind is below
Corporations control birds
Destroy floating mines

>Block falls after block
>Peaceful, wasting time in a
>Race against no clock
bonus fucking points if it rhymes you fags

Tetris Effect

I am old and fat
God I miss my wife and kid
latinos must die

if it rhymes

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>a jrpg
>end of the millennium
>An mmo soon

Phantasy Star

A simulation
Filled with robots and cute things
Copy their powers

good taste

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>Literally only clicked just then PS IV is called that because it was near the end of the millennium

night in the woods?

Max Payne: Hue Edition
Copy Kitty

Correct

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Get long pointy tooths
Up towards the sky they go
Your son will build too

METROID PRIME

>Splatoon
how much of an uncultured faggot are you

>Spray shit all over
>Listen to funky fresh beats
>Stop the evil disc
Come on man that's totally Splatoon

A swordfighting game
Your duel is a symphony
Played in Source Engine

A strange place this is
Disease has spread across our peculiar town
This game is really boring

Pathologic

FEVER!~

Dark Souls

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ding a ding ding

Shenmue?

user he obviously meant JSR

Splatoon is the unofficial JSR sequel

God damn those scurrying bugs
Waste away my days mining rare minerals
Rock and stone my brothers

You can save the world
But one foe you'll never beat
is a guy who runs

Bonus one:
"I need red pages."
"Fuck that, I need blue pages."
"Please ignore our dad."

Easy mode
>shoot the aliens
>rescue hot AI GF
>blow up ancient ring

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Bonus one is Myst.

HEADSHOT! KILLING SPREE!
MUH-MUH-MUH-MONSTER KILL...KILL
CONGRATULATIONS!

illusion of choice
a walking simulator
office jobs are weird

Stanley Parable.

winrar

This game really sucks
Fuck why do I keep playing
Oh shit I just won

Overwatch

ok I actually do think this one's dark souls

Like the moon over
the day my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools

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fuck, I heard it

Cute adventure starts
Oh no big guy is dead now
Save him little rat

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A radiant ship
Be attitude for gains
Weapons are weak

"Oh, I'm a franken,
just a slotter MA-JI-DE!!
Wacha Wacha-cha!"

A good guess
I actually did mean overwatch

In a shopping Mall
I have covered wars you know
This game's FANTASTIC

Jousting and dueling
Bested, my friend asks me: Yo,
Buddy. Still alive?

...

Dead Rising

I knew that one would get solved in a minute. Added it because I went obscure with the first one.

Red goes to Blue's home
Waifu's brother is a cunt
Kills self to save land

how did all these girls
get trapped under the ocean?
whatever they’re dead

majora's mask

etrian odyssey 3

Girls Last Tour

Wolves hunt us in packs.
You already know what game
Off just that one line.

kek, not even wrong

bioshock?

I don’t have much time
Mozart is still alive today
Please believe me guys

Eternal Sonata

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Two fighter starships
Only Despair awaits you
Just GREEN and ORANGE

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Oh shit aliens
They make clones and ice cream too
Spaceship is a god

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Beat to some cool beats
For a new America
We're all animals
First one is OoT

Red-Haired Warrior
Travels across distant lands
To vanquish demons

Despite our tag line
We are not really ninjas
We're more like farmers

Warframe

Best girl in cast is
flat oni princess with mech
Jyaki gun TOKYO

Correct

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yeah

Shooting to distract
The bonding with your sister
Over some burgers

The world has a god
A boy wants to fuck the god
He saves world instead

A pie in your hand
and piles of scrap at your feet,
for you are the Toon.

I bond burgered your sister last night

Brotherly Duo
Immigrates illegally
To Bean-filled kingdom

All you need to know
Is of all the people here
Teacher is best girl

What is this one?

i hope this isnt P5

Any eighth gen western AAA game

ZerOranger

>First one is OoT
Ayy finally.

Here nothing makes sense
So please take this huge ass gun
And DON'T GO CRAZY

Toontown?

Travelling the world
Collecting special water
So your home don't die

Correct

Superstar Saga

M&L Superstar Saga

Hotline miami
FFCC

correct.

>FFCC
Correct-a-mundo!

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I'm a master thief
As are all my ancestors
Parkour for justice

Sly Cooper

It absolutely is P5

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A little hippo
With spammy water magic
Defeats fiery clowns

Correct

Silent Hill 2?

Inside amy Schumer

World ends in first hour
You have to remake the world
Also guest edgelord

what
no, this is serious

Wake up in a cave
Doctor has stolen a crown
Find robot panties

>Go kill the exiled
>Big oof he now turned golden
>Guess I'll kill myself

>Bad guys org show up
>Protag-kun slash through the night
>Big tiddies dead now

smt 3

it is time to fish
beware the giant sponge man
the job is canceled

No

winrar

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Fuck, I'm late.
Correct.

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DMC1 is my actual favorite game, but I couldn't think up a haiku for it

Oh.

Blade Symphony

Shake II

Ys

Mizubaku Daibouken

lizard man killed wife
me must have revenge oh yeah
psyche she's alive

Building everything
Fixing some faggot's problem
A God tier bromance

White-haired half demon
Shadows fucking everywhere
Dark soul filled with LIIIIIIIGHT

I can and i haven't even played it

Alighieri's work
gets mixed up with guns and edge
fill dark soul with LIGHT

Witch steals your sister
So you go with your bird friend
To collect weird shit

Wind waker?

I can jump so high!
But where have all my friends gone?
It was aliens!

A ballistic sword
Strikes fear in the hearts of pigs
All the way to space

I dig in the mines
For the town and for myself
Gaining ancient power

Banjo Kazooie

Banjo-Kazooie

alright, fine here i go

son of demon king
have to kill dad's gay boyfriend
FLOCK OFF FEATHERFACE

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Ecco the Dolphin's the first one

Incorrect, but I like your creativity

correct

Alien Eggman steals stone
Dragon mongrel takes him on
Awful voice-acting

Blend in with the trees
Forced to kill my old mentor
Use a cardboard box.

I'M STILLLLLLLLL IN A DREEEEEEEAM

SNAAAAAAAKE EEEEEEEEATER

That is correct, sir.

Rank and File Soldier
Reliable Arsenal
Will Most Likely Die

Calls in Tanks and Mechs
And Orbital Bombardment
Team-killing Asshat

Skimpy outfit girl
Lasers fucking everywhere
flies too far and dies

Guy with big weapons
Abuses game-breaking glitch
Moves just like Gundam

EDF
EDF
EDF

Rabbits commit theft
To reach the moon up above
Build huge pile of shit

Crap. One syllable too many on the last line. "Gaining ancient tech.

Hey, I'm Mega Man
And I got stuck on the moon
Please bring me back home

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Rebuild future
Driving robots is fun
Ragequit a golf game

Carrying a chip
My spurs go jingle jangle
Some fucker shot me

Dragon kick your ass
Style is impetuous
Keep your pimp hand strong

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punch gods in the face
while running through Tokyo
one more god rejected

Jester lost his job
Chases edgy robot clone
So many damn tropes

Tron Bonne is so hot
I love her so very much
Please sit on my face

Freedom Planet

Rabbids Go Home?

Spark the Electric Jester

mario RPG

Dark Cloud 2
Same as

Zombies Breaking Out?
America Saves The Day
By Jumping around.

Okami. ez

>zoomers say splatoon
>basedboys so jet set radio

Zombies ate my neighbors

I've been waiting hours for someone to finally take a crack at it. I didn't think it was that hard.

no

Grab your old shovel
Shoot pajeets at the market
Just one of those days