What Smash fan-rule do you think will be broken next?
What Smash fan-rule do you think will be broken next?
Main characters first
> No Female "Waifu" characters
Wouldn't Bayonetta already fulfill that?
But Samus has been in since 64
No, rulefags said that it doesn't count for some reason
New character has never appeared on any nintendo console prior to smash ultimate, not even in a spinoff
No non-vidya characters
That's all that's really left
No indies.
What? We have a ton of waifubait, unless you're talking about characters wearing no clothes like Mai, and even then Corrin shows any characters with retarded fanservice designs just get censored to meet age rating.
That's the only non-fan rule though.
no way grim is getting into smash
This
Soon all knees will bow.
Legit the only rule that I hope doesn't get broken is the 'they have to originate from video games' rule. The second Goku gets in Smash is the second the series has truly jumped the shark.
>Samus
>Peach
>Zelda
>Rosalina
>WFT
>Palutena
>Lucina
>fem Robin
>fem Corrin
>Isabelle
You're retarded.
>no latinas
it will be broken this year
To be fair ridley isn't relevant anywhere.
No assist trophies or no spirits
Also this because Sans >>>> Frisk
the spirits deconfirm meme
i'm sure your knees will bow
That has literally never been a rule and you know it.
That said, I can't think of any vidya Latinas they could actually put in. Or non-white, non-Japanese characters really. And that's a shame.
AHEM
If anything shows the word "waifu" has lost all meaning beyond "literally any fucking female character ever" it's this. Jesus fucking god damn christ.
>No indies.
This.
No assists, or spirits.
>ridley under "irrelevant in japan"
>not "too big"
Since when has this been a rule
>Or non-white, non-Japanese characters really
>the spirits deconfirm meme
i'd totally be on your side if it weren't for pic related. it's unfortunate, but i'm not giving myself false hope.
“Doomguy still wont get in because i say so”
>no moustache
Since people have been saying it's why shit like Shadow and Waluigi can't get in.
literally never happening, FE is tapped out for ultimate, may see edelgard (certainly not a rando student like lys) in the next one though
No SNK characters
in the same game they've never had a character be an assist trophy and a playable fighter
same thing for stage bosses
it'd be odd for them to remove trophies and re-add them as characters but i think the trophies are gay anyways so i'd rather just get more fighters instead
always? little mac got in 4 after being a brawl assist, isabelle got in ultimate after being a 4 assist. nothing at all about an upgrade within the same game, and their assists haven't show up again since.
Talking about how assists and spirits can't be DLC. Little Mac wasn't DLC, he was promoted after his assist appearance. Should have clarified.
>b-b-but muh guns
This is basically the only fucking rule left to break
they literally ahve a rule to not allow in any black or latin characters
These. As time goes on, 'no indies' is going to become harder and harder to justify when indie games continue to get bigger and bigger, both in terms of popularity of indie games, and indie game development itself. It'll be hard to ignore that segment of the video game industry, plus some indie game characters are already pseudo-iconic as it is, like Shantae, Quote, Reimu (meh), and so on.
Meh, if GTA ever got a rep, I feel like it'd be Claud or something. Although I guess you could just use alternate skins.
No big anime titties
If Terry is considered a KoF rep instead of a FF rep then this gets broken down
Does Pikachu getting in over Pokémon Trainer count?
I want Shatae to become my little brown earslut
>rando student like lys
She's the most popular female student in the polls that came out, even beating Edelgard.
>diddy
Does FGO have a protagonist? Becuase I smell mobile gachashit rep on the horizon
Mario is already in Smash.
But we don't have undisguised Mario
I hope to god its no spirits so my thingamanigga can finally join the fun
>cross plat/franchise
>anime sword waifu
That is...terrifyingly likely.
Your only relevance is an e-celeb UNO game theme, cope.
I fucking hate you Mariofags. He will NEVER be in smash, no one gives a shit about your literal who ugly plumber fuck, and just because you post about him on Yea Forums doesn’t mean that he’s in.
100% the dont smell like shit rule
>Rayman is a dead franchise
We know damn well.
>no steve
No assist trophies can be playable once they become assist trophies in the same game.
Not saying with this smash, but I can see it in certain scenarios for the next.
How does Snake not check off third parties, violent characters, and realistic firearms?
yes, let's put in every other Sonic character in before Sonic himself, or every other Mario character before Mario
it's not even a rule, it's just logic
>no western characters
Diddy's been in since Brawl though.
None because there were no rules set by random faggots on the internet.
"No Indies"
Snake isn't a violent character?
Yeah, let's put in Pikachu before nameless human silent protagonist, that's just logic.
Pikachu is the mascot. Red isn't.
sorry but these are not making the final cut
Nobody ever said "no western characters," B+K was a popular game in Japan too so it was never any less viable than any other Japanese character.
So by that same logic, we should put Lappy and Slime in Smash before the Protag and Hero?
The metaphor of silent human protagonist was meant as a jab to both Byleth and Frisk too.
would appreciate a link to the poll (not that i doubt you, i'm genuinely curious). but in any event i still stand by my assertion; it'll be one of the lords or byleth, no way we see any of the students except as maybe assists
>Joker's weapons are more realistic than Snake's
BULL SHIT
COSTCO PIZZA IS FUCKING AMAZING.
Pikachu is the mascot and Pokemon doesn't really have a solid MC
i hope so, user
costco pizza is god tier
Yeah with Marco
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POPEYES IS GOOOD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No realistic firearms wasn't a fan rule, it was something Sakurai said himself when talking about Snake's inclusion in Brawl, about why Snake was focused around explosives and didn't have any guns.
hopefully the next rule that gets broken is the one where smashfags are allowed to flood Yea Forums with 20+ smash spam threads at all times.
Terry bogard
>putting IHOP about god-tier Denny's
Sit down user, we're going to have a talk.
Then why Joker before Jack Frost?
Joker, Cloud.
You're forgetting when Pikachu was introduced into the series. Because putting Pokemon Trainer in Smash 64 with how he works right now mechanically literally wouldn't work from a technical standpoint. Not to mention Smash didn't get super crazy with character mechanics until later. That's why Pikachu was put in first because it was easier to develop, and Mewtwo (the other big face of Pokemon) was put in second, and Red was put in later.
Yes, and we should have Chocobo over Cloud, Jack Frost over Joker, Lappy over Akira, Slime over Erdrick, etc etc to the point where Smash is a celebration of side characters rather than the characters people know and love. I'm sorry Sakurai doesn't want whatever dinky side character you want over the actual face of the game itself.
Jigglypuff was put in second, dude.
>Chocobo over Cloud, Jack Frost over Joker, Slime over Erdrick, etc.
chocobo, jack frost and slime have all starred in their own games while being the mascots of their respective franchises.
>Lappy over Akira
nobody cares about this flavor-of-the-month qte movie to begin with.
>wanting a character with an invisible sword in a fighting game
secondaries, everyone
PQ2, Theatrhthym
worked in unlimited codes
that thin ass tasteless blaze shit over pizza hut and costco?
get the fuck out of here
>s oybucks over chick fil a and in n out
>no five guys on the list
fucking trash opinion
So does this mean Grim is confirmed?
>No realistic firearms wasn't a fan rule
yes it was
No characters that were in only one game
"No indies." The Human is final.
Corn Flakes is too low
There's lots of humans in the roster. Which human are you talking about?
No Spirits
>CiCis anything but bottom tier
But she’s just an eye candy version of Dante
Geno isn't a Spirit though
I could see it being an indie rep or a character that isn't the main character.
Or both.
No PC protagonist
>denny's
>god tier
Chrom is the de facto main character of Awakening and his daughter and the self insert got in before him
>thinking denny's not god tier
The self insert is the player character you dumbass
Pizza Hut is trash.
maybe if you're on crack
but he's not the main character
>Little Caesars
>Top tier
Have you ever tasted that crap?
Lucina takes the spotlight. Chrom is just the sperm donor.
Lucina stops being relevant after Basilio "dies", maybe even sooner, hell unlike Chrom and Robin, she can "die"
Marth was already in first.
She's been in several fighting games
Also would be a cool gimmick
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YOU HAVE TO B-BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you understand?! It's c-coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!
"No Indie Games." I think we're set for a wildcard reveal, be it Reimu, Shantae, or someone else getting games on the Switch that Nintendo deems relevant enough.
There's no way we're getting Edelgard over Byleth
Sexualization is violent characterization against women, I shit you not.
>goku gets in
>4 chan goes down in flames
>mexico becomes a first world country
JOSUKE! THERE'S A CRACKWHORE IN HERE! AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE! AND SHE'S GOT AN INVITE TO SMASH!
>fudruckers that low
>jack in the box and fucking starbucks that high
what kind of fucking shit hole do you live in?
i don't disagree. see
"NO FURBAIT ALLOWED IN SMASH". wait until Smash 6.
Shovel knight is already in the game, so is shantae
>inb4 not playable
If they bothered to get them at all not is stopping them to make any indie playable.
We literally have incineroar and lucario in it already, unless you mean hetero furbait although Isabelle could fit in that.
I honestly hope they add another FE character from the newest games. The tears will be glorious for yet ANOTHER Marth.
All chain pizzas are shit. The only good pizza places are in Connecticut.
>Smash 6.
Won't happen.
>trailer starts off with Erdrick fighting off the dark fighters from his reveal trailer
>getting overwhelmed
>suddenly a blue kamehameha wave clears out all of the fighters
>Erdrick's eyes turn to the source
>"GOKU IS LOOKING FOR A STRONG OPPONENT"
>Goku looks at Erdrick and smirks
>"Hey, look at those faggot ass clothes!"
>"Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! Fag! Fuckin' fag!"
>gameplay segment ensues, after which he goes up to Erdrick
>"I do have one more request, it has to do with our training regime..."
NOW I'M MOTIVATED
Unless Nintendo ends, or they never have a console to promote ever again, they're not going to put the series to rest, user. Maybe Sakurai will be done with it, but it would be beyond retarded to put such a wildly popular series to bed.
Get a load of this guy
>fan-rule
user, the difference between the ones in the OP and what you mentioned is that Sakurai outright said that main characters always take priority.
They're going to port Ultimate and add new content if needed. There's nowhere to go from here on Smash as a game.
This one. He's in!
little caesars is better than most chains
Pikachu was before Pokemon Trainer.
He's definitely the main character. Or at least is co-leads with Chrom. A lot of the plot is centered around Robin and everything is observed through their perspective.
People don't give pizza hut enough credit, it's the only chain with good meatballs.
Video game characters
Hes gonna be in
Don't be dense
Nah. Nintendo places too much importance on reinvention. That's how many companies operate, but Nintendo doesn't just lump content on top of old games.
And you're a fucking idiot for thinking the series has nowhere to go. These movesets and character selections are 20 years old in some cases. Look at characters like Link, who have used entire new toolsets constantly over the years, and tell me they need to function the same time every game. Tell me characters like Jigglypuff need to show up in all future iterations. The answer of where to go with Smash is to start fresh and choose wildly different things than the way Smash 64 started. Maybe shift core mechanics even.
>Popeyes
>Disgusting
dante was already eye candy you shit
>Tell me characters like Jigglypuff need to show up in all future iterations.
Considering she's been in Smash since the beginning yeah, Jigglypuff should stay in Smash.
Swap Dominos and Pizza Hut
Then you're a damn fool. Ultimate was the "Let's get this veteran shit out of the way so we never have to do that again" game. All future iterations can now start fresh and make logical inclusions, not just cram in faces because veteranfags are allergic to finding new mains.
A&W is legit the worst fast food I have ever had.
>And that's a shame.
Super Diversity Brothers, now that's a game I can avoid buying
>flavorless shit in S
What are you, a grandma?
>finger on the trigger
>points the gun at the camera
How hard is it to just not be a retard?
>starbucks that high
>chick fil a that low
Shouldn't you be ranting about manspreading on twitter or something?
>no western characters
>diddy
>Krool
>dark samus
Banjo was surprising because he's fucking microsoft not because he's western retard
>Ultimate was the "Let's get this veteran shit out of the way so we never have to do that again" game
Source: Your fat ass
It's a logical conclusion. How do you one up "Everyone is here?" Well, reinvent the people who are there and make different selections so the games don't have to be rehashing. I'm not trying to say they've ever gone on record to say that, you fucking retard.
Rosalina,Shiek
Exactly, but the original 12 are staying no matter what.
Source: Your fat ass
ANIME!
>that entire disgusting tier
surely this is a reverse tier list?
You can't be this braindead
>costco terrible
You're fucking stupid
In-n-out has a good dollar to quality ratio. It's not absolutely amazing, but it's as cheap as mcdonalds and all the ingredients are fresh and the things you order right in front of you instead of being reheated.
The best cereal is regular life cereal, not that cinnamon shit
Only video game characters.
Iron Man is coming screenshot this.
This will be the roster for Smash 6.
i hope tetris gets in
Didn't even notice the gun lol
Que?
It's certainly fine, especially given they actually use minimal ingredients and no preservatives/bullshit (aside from the breadsticks being hydrogenated).
t. brother manages one.
where? I imagine ingredients vary based on region
also, it does taste really dull and cardboardy compared to other shops but it's like 6 bucks. Their deep dish is good though
they all belong to Japanese IPs
Banjo is western owned IP
>Remember the facebook vid where the 3 people are dancing to music in the car swinging a gun around
>Driver of the care is nervous as fuck because he knows women are retarded
>"Calm down, I'm not going to shoot you" she laughs moments before accidentally shooting the driver in the head.
>He somehow survived
lucky dude.
>He doesn't understand the difference between deconfirm spirits and fighter spirits
NEVER EVER GENOFAG
Shame about Shantae though
I think you already know.
This was broken ever since the original N64 Smash.
These will never be broken
>No Obscure characters
>Series has to be iconic and Japanese cause Smash is le gaming Hall of Fame and surely not one mans autistic crossover wet dream
>No indies cause not important enough
>No FPS cause Japan doesnt like em
>No waifu characters cause girls are icky
>No non vidya for obvious reasons
>Character has to originate from vidya
>Character has to be fictional
Who here Popeye and Tyson chad?
He literally said spirits deconfirm on that post. Can't you read?
Rosalina was SMG2 as well
Villager wasn't in Brawl because Sakurai said "no peaceful characters" but now we have him and Isabelle.
Leakers being right.
In my area they're good. There is another one in my area that is also shit tier. Depends on the people there and if they can stop themselves from overcooking shit.
>No Obscure characters
>Piranha Plant
oh also wii fit trainer
Chrom is still part of Robin's Final Smash, so having a boss or AT separate from a character doesn't seem any less strange.
>No violent characters
eh... Snake already broke that rule. Bayo was more like a "no lewd characters"rule... I guess???? though we already had ZSS in her epic S&M latex bodysuit??
A better pick would be Cloud with the "Irrelevant on Nintendo consoles" caption
Neither are obscure,
>only one western rep
>needs new games
>no those remakes don't count and Banjo is a Nintendo character so it doesn't apply to him at all
Ice Climbers are only here because of Sakurai's personal nostalgia. They are obscure as hell and not even considered NES stars like Pit or Duck Hunt.