>Ten thousand year old god who can take on any form she wants
>Decides to be a little girl wearing a stupid hat
Ten thousand year old god who can take on any form she wants
Oliver Reyes
Mason Thomas
What would you be after 10 thousand years user?
Cameron Parker
cute and funny girl with cute and funny hat
Adrian Perez
take back the comment about the hat
Joshua Price
the hat is the god
Jordan Edwards
Don't insult the hat, faggot.
Grayson Kelly
Reminder that she has canonically had sex and has thousands of descendants
Juan Barnes
dead
Nathan Perry
I know that's what form I'd take on given the choice.
Jordan Thompson
>talking shit about the hat
Julian Gonzalez
Blake Morgan
>Touhou only has three Canon used goods hus
Uh slut shaming much ZUN?!
Jason King
Her hat is cute!
Aiden Jones
Hot.
Angel Davis
Will you worship the god of frogs or the god of humans?
Cameron Miller
Uhh ackshually she isn't a frog God but a native land God...
David Lewis
Loli > old hags.
Kevin Fisher
Suwako is literally used goods
Leo Ramirez
ah fuck, it broke.
Isaiah Murphy
>used goods
Aiden Williams
>little girl wearing a stupid hat
That's a native lifeform inhabiting tohoverse. I mean, if you go to human world looking like indescribable mass of tentacles, you'll be asked questions, right?
Henry Turner
Oh, no! Reimu took her hat!
Kayden Nguyen
>stupid hat
I will fucking find you and fucking hurt you. Your life is fucking over.
Nathaniel Hughes
You'll get it fixed!
Mason Gonzalez
Yes, and?
Aiden Reyes
ahh, loveable loli sluts
Leo Perez
what a b*itch
Matthew Sanders
Please don't bully Suwako or her hat...
Ethan Edwards
I hope Tewi sells Chen's body.
Charles Scott
I hope Tewi sells Tewi's body.
Aaron White
Hey fuck you dude Suwako's hat is cute.
Sebastian Torres
hey if I could take on any form I want I'd probably choose that too
Thomas Bell
W H O R E
Daniel Watson
Kanucko>>>Suwako
Juan Bell
Shut up Reisen
Caleb Ward
Name a touhou character that has a hat that isn't stupid. Even my waifu has a stupid hat.
Justin Reed
Keiki has a cute and normal hat.
Actually, Suwako probably has the stupidest hat in all of Touhou.
Levi Jackson
Don't you dare! Leave Chen alone!
Besides, Tewi is a nice girl, too!
I will end you
Julian Young
How much time does it take a frog to poop out eggs
Michael Gomez
easy question
Gabriel Rivera
kana has a pretty normal hat
Brandon Brown
Gatekeeper has a cute beret
Aiden Clark
I'm pretty sure you'd get weird looks if you actually walked around with a hat like that.
Owen Perry
ya nowadays, but that hat and a nice sundress was THE EPITOME OF STYLE in the mid to late 19th century for women, which fits into the nature of gensokyo being a realm full of forgotten beings and ideas
Julian Young
I forgot, what hat does cirno wear
Jonathan Wilson
a bow
Christopher Roberts
Could you really look into their eyes, and tell them their hats are silly?
Mason Campbell
what you'd rather an old fuck?
Brayden Miller
A ribbon, the superior choice
Xavier Davis
Is there any character that canonically has a weird hat? Like, weird enough for some rude 'hu to call it out.
I'm curious, since I'm not knowledgeable enough in traditional japanese hats to know if what you said also could be said for most 2hu hats (except for another time and place).
Daniel Ortiz
wtf you guys lied, not every 2hu wears a dumb hat
Kayden Thompson
not really, the only person called out for weird garbs in general is hecatia, and thats for her shirt
Colton Sanders
well there are even some 2hus that dont wear ANY hat
Cameron Adams
The strongest bow for the strongest fairy.
Julian Cruz
based
Christian Wright
If i take that hat off will she die
Caleb Adams
Post hats
Oliver Baker
She has a pointy party hat on her forehead are you blind?
Jaxon Parker
That thing on her forehead is clearly a hat. A dunce hat for a stupd demon.
Jayden Russell
its a horn you goober
Ayden Smith
It would be extremely painful.
Justin Price
She has a party hat right there
Benjamin Morris
what about masks?
Nathaniel Wood
You expected a cute Ran sama? Too bad! It's just me, Chen!
Kayden Ortiz
This is my human wife, sakuya. Say something nice about her! And no, she is not from the moon.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Ok we're having a good time here don't be talking shit about Yuugi now.
Thomas Sanders
I still can't beat her last mid-stage spell card without bombing.
Isaiah Fisher
Boss of your wife is my wife's sister!
Michael Flores
arent you supposed to be watching the gate, meiling?
Hunter Garcia
do touhous actually have personalities
Jayden Campbell
She’s a little girl
Carter Martin
yes
Brayden Mitchell
Yep
Jaxon Cooper
yes
Joseph Sullivan
Yes
Joseph Brown
Yes.
Tyler Martinez
yup
Mason Morris
Yeah
Logan Campbell
Jeremiah Perez
NO!
Michael Hill
Yes.
Their spell cards are also a reflection of their personality, which means that when you memorize a spell cards, you are letting that touhou come into your brain.
Nathaniel Young
without the hat, she will die
Dylan Powell
if you wear the hat you become her
Jaxon Flores
What the FUCK
Isaiah Nguyen
Gensokyo Night Festival is lookin' pretty good
Samuel Cox
yes
Evan Flores
Wrong, 2hus can survive for prolonged time without their hats, as shown by Marisa in PCB
Caleb Peterson
Where the hell does that old man ZUN say this?
Jaxon Diaz
>2hus can survive for prolonged time without their hats,
wrong, and your image still proves it, as marisa is clearly holding onto her hat, allowing her to retain the life giving power of it
Isaiah Martin
one of SA's endings states how sanae is a distant, direct descendant of hers
Colton Sanchez
Isaiah Peterson
>be old, immortal youkai
>lived long enough to see your loved ones die and experience the pleasures of life several times
>bored as fuck
>fuck it, time to larp as a silly girl
I can't blame them, honestly.
Adrian Cooper
I think I remember one of Bkub's 4komas where Yukari would steal Chen's hat. But I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Sebastian King
>lived long enough to see your loved ones die and experience the pleasures of life several times
why didn't they just drink immortality juice
Jose Anderson
Not everybody has access to Eirin's spicy sauce.
Angel Martin
pretty shit husband/kids if they can't manage to get it
James Walker
from Suwako's character background in MoF
>Sanae is currently Kanako's Shrine Maiden, but the reason she can create
miracles is because she is Suwako's distant descendant. Despite this, she does
not seem to understand why there are two gods within her own shrine.
Charles Jackson
I mean, it's what I would do.
Gabriel Peterson
She could have gotten it but Chang’e drank it all
Mason Stewart
Jack Lewis
I'm just saying that in a world with achievable immortality it was loved one's fault that they died.
Jeremiah Ortiz
No one can really understand the way lolis think