Why is her game so awful bros?

Why is her game so awful bros?

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>Prologue that takes fucking forever
>A million gimmicky items that have extremely limited uses
>Transformation mechanic is gimmicky
>Collecting tears is dumb
>Art style that tried way too hard to pander to the people who called Wind Waker "Celda" that aged absolutely horribly, all of the characters look like trash
>At most maybe three memorable dungeons
>Shitty story
>Only fondly remembered by shortstack fetishists, and even they hate Midna's true form so it's obviously just a fetish and not a like of the game
Can't think of why, sorry.

please stop posting impossibly attractive females on this board, user
it makes me feel things I don't want to feel

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her game is fine, you just want porn dump bullshit

God i wish she'd sit on my dick. I don't even know what game this is I'm just lonely and horny.

play here better game instead

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>>At most maybe three memorable dungeons
I'd say all of them after Lakebed (and maybe Forest) are all fairly memorable.

Hero's Shade was pretty cool.

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midna ?

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Cute pussy!

So you guys are into midgets?

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>Why is her game so awful bros?
Because you have shit taste

Isn't this dude supposed to be an alt timeline version of link?

It's Majora's Mask Link after he died.

Wait, MM link dies?

no
but i want to be in midna

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Of course. Every Link eventually dies. None of them are immortal. No Link dies during their game though.

Oh, gotcha. So is MM's soul just extremely persistent or something? Why is he still able to exist if he's dead?

From a seasoned DW player, is this game any good?

wait like two weeks and i will tell you

He's undead / a ghost I think

If only True Midna was this cute

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Dont forget enemy music that sounds like it was played by rubbing a balloon.

i think its official now, but the theory was that after mm, link went back to the lost woods to search for navi which was what he was doing in the opening cutscene. he failed and died somewhere in them. when you die in the lost woods, you become a stalfos hence why hes a skelly here.

no im into big booty

it's just dw with Zelda characters.

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>Art style that tried way too hard to pander to the people who called Wind Waker "Celda" that aged absolutely horribly, all of the characters look like trash
You're good on every point except this one.

Yep. He canonically became a stalfos. Normally stalfos dont leave the lost woods, but I guess because he has the hero "spirit/soul" he became an ethereal being, refusing to pass on until he met the reincarnated hero spirit/soul and taught him his skills. I'm assuming the heros' spirit is different from the actual soul of the person it manifests in, as it's said in Wind Waker that the hero of time lost what made him a hero when he left Hyrule behind, ala the events of Majora's Mask. I'm assuming that King Daphnes knew the true events of Ocarina, as the only way he could reference Majora's Mask is if he knew that Link in the adult timeline was sent back to the child timeline. Still doesn't make sense but whatever.
>t.autistic about Zelda lore

That's pretty neat, wonder why they didn't include that in the ending.

Well, there is a whole timeline if Link fails during OoT. So presumably OoT Link can die during his game.

It's my favorite Zelda though

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