What's was his fucking problem?

What's was his fucking problem?

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not enough nipples on his armor

Stuck with some fatass

wasn't he just an illusion in ds1 or some shit? hard to imagine the leader of gwyn's knights getting cucked by smough

What is the most logical theory on why Ornstein's armor shows up after the Nameless King fight? Didn't he die in DS1?

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Dude loves his big titty princess. Wouldn't you defend the giant titties from midgets and men who cry tears?

His friends were either dead, locked in towers, or fucked off to god knows where so all he wanted to do now was track down his oldest and bestest bro

Take in that Ornstein died not knowing he was getting catfished by a trap.

He was put into a generic roll-to-win game.

No, it's why you only get one soul after the boss.Canon is that it's Smoughs soul because ornstein had already fucked off.

He was hanging out with Smough one day and got too hammered.

time is convoluted or some shit

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He didnt have any problem, he was given a job and he did just that untill he was bested by the player

>Didn't he die in DS1?
Probably an illusion, just like everything else in Anor Londo (even the city itself).Not to mention there are bosses in both 2 & 3 that wear his armour.

Nameless King is the giga-chad of controlling dragons so it's likely Ornstein fucked off to find him long before the first game even happened.

He looked pretty badass in DS2

>Dude loves his big titty princess.
yes smough needs to be protected

chad smough
virgin ornstein

>titties
guy is actually built underneath that armor

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He got mad because his plume was fake for so long.

O&S Ornstein: Illusion created by Gwyndolin
Old Dragonslayer: Cosplaying wannabe
Armor in Archdragon Peak: The real deal

Nobody in 3 "wears his armor"
The Dragonslayer Armor...is his armor, or at least a copy of it brought to life

>His

Most likely true, haven't really looked into it. My point was just that his presence is constant throughout the series which makes the DS1 "version" of him doubtful.

Had a hardon for the NK

it's literally shown in the fight the big asshole butterfly things that shit on you are the ones controlling the armor

Ornstein and Artorias both have the best armor design in the whole series.
are there any others that come even close 3 games later?

>Artorias's baby head helmet
>Good

They did Artorias wrong with those skinny legs though. There is no way a guy with legs that scrawny is a master a poise.