*is the most annoying and tedious mob in your path*

That's not a phantom?

>he doesn't know

If you're referring to the infinitely arrow enchantment I can't just shit it out

>is the most annoying
BABY ZOMBIE
BABY ZOMBIE

The problem is the sound they make doesn't give you a hint at where they are.

This thing is the new worst enemy besides Wither/Dragon

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That's not a phantom

>play modpacks with extra weapons added in
>just use whatever gun/cannon you can get
easy peasy ghast tears

I'm waiting for this fucking thunderstorm so I can fuck around with my trident again and get some bone lads
put all of your stuff in an ender chest before going through the nether
and bring one silk touch diamond pick
when I was messing with ice paths I would have lost my shit a million times

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>gets gangbanged by iron golems

kys

>ghasts 5 years ago
>fireballs very easy to hit back with good timing on your part
>ghasts today
>fireballs explode if you breathe on them too hard, 90% of the time it'll explode right ontop of you when you swing at it instead of bouncing back

Exactly, the ball even fly's back a bit before it explodes so I know I hit it but it still fucking explodes hurting me

>mfw i completed a raid and got 3 frost walker enchantments plus a net gain of 30 emeralds

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One-two arrows and it's gone

>librarian sells multiple bookcases for 3 emeralds and buys 4 books for an emerald after a raid
>sell them their own books and make a profit while boosting their job exp and gaining level exp

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never bring valuable stuff to the nether

>start new game
>enemy tower is right next to village
>build base next to village
>go into village to trade
>kill a raider
>starts a raid
>they kill almost all the villagers
>raids keep coming because my base is too close to the village

So annoying. It should be a one time thing.

>make a bunch of potions
>put them in a chest
>days later a;ways end up in situation when I always think "I wish I had those potions in my inventory"

Anyone feel like many of the shit that is added in this game is pointless? Looking at bees, pandas and polar bears.

This all confuses me so much. Last time I played Minecraft you had zombies, spiders, skellingtons and creepers, and ghosts in the nether.
All this talk of bookcases and raids and frost walkers fucking confuses me.

It's all cosmetic shit. No new minerals or metal or equipment level or enchantments or things to work towards.

>*is the most annoying and tedious mob in your path*
>It's an image of the Ghast instead of a fucking Phantom.
Ok OP

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piss off, these fuckers areca necesary evil

Bees increase crop growth

Farming arrows is the easiest shit ever. If you haven't found a spawner, one night out killing skelletons would give you enough for some trips to the nether. It's not like ghasts are attacking you all the fucking tine either.

>see enemy tower for the first time
>got my ass handed to me on a raid
>theyll pay for this
>build giant fortress base close to them to keep an eye on my objective
>spend 3 days grinding from base gear to fully enchanted diamond
>absolutely destroy them
>burn down their tower
>its over.
>I won.
>...
>they keep spawning anyway
>can't get villagers in my base now because the homeless pillagers keep popping on my doorstep
Why are mojang such a bunch of fuckups? Fucking christ.

These dudes are the most annoying fuckers.

>gamemode is survival
>get penalized for playing the game and not skipping the challenge
Minecraft is a game design masterclass in how to fuck up your game's main strengths.

>has aimbot
>virtually impossible to beat without a shield
>doesn't drop anything useful often (bone meal becomes worthless once your farm is big enough)
Defend this

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>he can't sidestep
>he can't use a bow or a crossbow
>he doesn't use jumping crits to finish enemies in less hits with melee

>KREHAHTÜUR

>shield
what

>all these vanillafags itt
none of you fuckers know true pain until you have to fight more than one of these at once

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Minecraft Thread?
What's your guy's most efficient farm and whats it's current output?
I have a skeleton farm right now that practicality spits out 3 stacks of bones and arrows every few minutes.
Plus a load of enchant armor that I grind for XP.

In what way are they a necessary evil?

Minecraft will always be fucking awful thanks to how mob spawns work. Having to drench your entire base in a sea of torches so you don't risk a creeper spawning in and ruining everything is cancer.

Mod?

>run into village forgetting to drink milk after killing a pillager captain
>ohshit i started a raid
>hide in one of the houses momentarily so i can put my stuff away
>ravager nigger comes over and butts me through the wall in 2 hits negating my entire set of diamond armor
WHAT were they thinking?

ITT: OP bitches about a mob rarely ever seen or dealt with, and which literally doesn't even require a weapon to kill, because he sucks ass and fell in a lava lake like a fucking loser

find a villager thats a flecher and youll never run out

Just walk into water so it can't reach you

Turn off Mob Griefing and enchant your armor faggot

I remember how ludicrous this buff was back when I still played regularly.

Primitive Mobs. It's genuinely pretty great as long as you turn off terrain damage on Festive Creepers but Blazing Juggernauts actively strafe around your shield at high speeds.

>DUDE JUST TURN OFF THE MAIN FEATURE OF ONE OF THE FOUR ENEMIES IN THIS GAME
No, you stupid faggot.

>wahh, I have to actually do something to play the game

Pussy bitch. Kill yourself.

>oh wow you actually mine? in minecraft? fuck you

>replace ground surrounding your base with grass
>right click with shovel to turn into grass path
>replace floor and roof of your base with slabs
there, no need for torches

If you get them into a situation where they're stuck diving or rising up they're piss easy

Creepers only blow up when they're on you. Build a fence or some kind of barrier around your base, build off the ground a bit or on high ground, throw in some cactus or shit to slow enemies down, and do something more tasteful like the lamp posts you see in villages instead of just plopping them down everywhere, google interior designs in minecraft and see all the different ways people add lighting that doesn't look like shit.

>ruin your surroundings instead of just placing a simple torch
>ruin your roof because you couldn't just place a few torches down

For some reason, I was so afraid of this thing in middle school that I NEVER went to the Nether. What’s scary about this ugly cunt anyway?

Fletcher villager or Skeleton grinder Will have you set on arrows

you probably got freaked out by the sound effects

underfloor lighting > lanterns > torches on fenceposts > bare torches

literally just build a mob grinder or find a skeleton spawner and you have infinite arrows, or just roll enchants until you get infinity, use books and get the level ones to force rerolls and just grind em off with a grind stone until you get it, or fuck do the fishing farm that's still not fixed

>ghast traps me in nether
>build safe box around portal
>leave tiny window for it to snipe me so it'll hit portal
>go home and brag about my deus ex moves

alright, use the blocks in this list if you don't want to ruin the aesthetics of your base
minecraft.gamepedia.com/Opacity#Types_of_transparent_blocks

Oh yeah, I've heard a lot of not so great stuff about them (never played with primitive mobs though). This reminds me of playing GTNH, I remember there also being incredibly annoying enemies in the nether, particularly a pigman in some kind of suit. I always had to use the crossbow in order to deal any kind of damage and 90% of them were infernals.

based retard
Vanilla is fucking easy, if you want them to actually have aimbot, install Epic Siege Mod and change their awareness radius to like 100 blocks and hit chance to 100%

If I remember correctly Notch made ghasts just for the shits and giggles of it

I play on an old version, so it'd probably still work to set to third person view to avoid them.
Haven't been to the nether in this world, though, so I don't truly know. Could be they changed it to the version I am on.

That's not the silverfish. Ghasts are easy to outrun and hide from.

Automat fishing afk farm

Looked it up and seems it's changed in my version. Oh well.

The nether will not be fun, they are so dangerous and getting arrows is almost impossible. I really wish zombies still dropped feathers, I got many chests full of flint but can't make arrows when feathers are so rare.

Everyone loves creepers but after getting firebombed in my very intricately designed house over 20 times and counting now I want them fucking dead.

just put torches around your house bro its not hard

So I quit before they added enchanted tools. How I get good shit side fishing tools? What is the trick to get the right enchantment and not random ones

>create house
>get creeper'd
>fix house
>get creeper'd
>fix house
>get creeper'd
>fix house
>get creeper'd
>fix house
>get creeper'd

Just turn them into glowstone arrows to double them.

I don't find ghasts annoying, but the sounds it makes are horrifying and I fucking hate it.

Just turn mob sounds off bro

AAAAA
I had max enchanted full diamond armor
And this nigger knocked me into lava
This happened a month ago and I am still mad

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>not just playing with keepInventory set to true
Have fun losing your shit, nerds. I'll be over here jumping off a cliff to teleport home.

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Absolute virgin.
Why didn't you have a fire res pot in the nether?

but that's cheating!

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yikes. Imagine dying in vanilla.

based

First make sure you have enough bookshelves
Then just enchant+grindstone stone swords or some shit at level one until you roll good enchants for whatever you're really going for
Also get a mending villager ASAP, never repair your stuff with the anvil

yeah sucks that the game is super kid friendly now and we'll never get any rated e creepy shit like that anymore

>QOL feature
>cheating
Next you're gonna tell me I shouldn't use mods.

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There is literally zero excuse for dying to lava when fire resistance potions exist

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if you use keepinv just play creative mode at that point

>there are people still playing Minecraft

Hmmm....

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I just got back into Minecraft around the 10th anniversary

uh, yeah, retard. it's the bestselling game of all time.

*sprints towards you*

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2nd worst thing after phantoms

>Rushes you when you're next to a cliff/lava

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a reminder that a baby zombie caused this
youtube.com/watch?v=ejyHKroxLTk&t=8s

Your own fault for not making it a 1 block gap between the lava/for standing near enough to a cliff to get knocked off

>build a small home near my base
>move one of the villagers there to get emeralds without having to travel to town
>my base gets raided because of 1 (one) villager

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>Using a sword that light the target on fire

That was his own fault
>Yeah man let me just make it so that whatever I hit that hits me lights me on fire for extra lasting damage

>moving villagers to your base
>not just building a nether highway to the village
Brainlet

>mfw I instantly delete Ghasts as soon as they enter my Quake Pro FoV with my Manyullyn Crossbow

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>not carrying splash potions
>not equipping his totem of undying
>not even equipping a shield
>not using the water bucket on his hotbar to extinguish the fire
He deserved it. Fucking retard.

any comfy servers? singleplayer is fine but i hate the feeling of the "empty" world and not being able to show off my house to people and stuff

Make one

>take a nap
>no phantoms

Wow that was hard.

whats the point of even playing survival then?

If its main feature is to appear from literally nowhere only to suicide bomb your stuff then it can go fuck itself

git gud

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aww man

Ghasts are only ever a threat if you're doing some stupid shit like bridging over lava, which you shouldn't ever be doing without full diamond armor and a Fire Resist potion or Ender Pearl ready to deal with falling in lava.
Blazes are way more fucking annoying to dodge and fight.

>2019... I am forgotten

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just shoot them bro

fuck off

When did you join Yea Forums?

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2012

Beta 1.7.3 is STILL the superior version. Hunger was a mistake.

Is it worth using a QC Crossbow with 6-7 star fireworks, or should I just stick with a Power V Bow?

the rose bushes are more realistic i guess but i wish they'd add roses back and make is so you can craft a rose bush into 4 single roses

How do I stop being retarded with redstone, I watch all these videos online and feel like a fucking idiot
I managed to make a redstone disposal bin, but I can't figure out how to make it toggleable. It's literally just a chest connected to a hopper connected to a dispenser over lava with two repeaters but I can't figure out how to turn it off and on again without taking out parts of it.
the true answer is getting a trident

2012 i believe

1.2.4

The guardian debuff sound with the animation it plays scared the fuck out of me the first time it happened.

Just connect a lever to the Hopper.

Power V does a consistent 25 damage (12.5 hearts) at full charge while a Crossbow with 7 star fireworks does up to 18, fires only slightly faster and costs way more resources per shot

2009, when Notch first posted the alpha here.

On top of that, if you've fought the ender dregon then tipped arrows of harming/healing will deal even more damage.

based retard

when it was first released on 360

>Strongest weapon in the game is locked behind the hardest enemy

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Just turn your librarian into a zombie and cure him and all his shit will sell for 1 emerald.

might as well play in creative you loser

desu it's easier to die to a creeper than the ender dragon

do you also play tediumcore in terraria?

Beta 1.6

I wish they would make biomes more complex.
Speaking of which, what new biomes do you want to see added?

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Though every year it's very clear
I should be carrying on
I can be found in the garden, singing this song
When the last rose of summer is gone

2013

>end of 2014, bought by Microsoft
>no updates all of 2015
are they actually brain damaged or were sales just so good they didn't even bother?

also joined between 0.31 and Indev, left between 1.4 and 1.5
I always cared more about making my base than exploring some randomly generated world, being able to spawn into a world with an idea in mind and either complete it and start again or die trying was what I remember enjoying most when I was younger
maps, compasses, and achievements certainly made traveling more interesting so I could searching for new places to build new castles
glad I got off when I did, looks like the game really focused on exploring randomly generated terrain for random dungeons and such to plunder after I left and I'd probably just prefer some other kind of roguelike for that

2013 I think.
First played with a friend on his 360, then later I bought the PS4 version when that came out, and we played it on that for years.
Didn't get the PC version until this year.

I wanna see some form of Molten Spires biome.
>Lava rivers
>thin, tall spikes of stone (or similar to the packed ice biome thing, but with stone)
>Surface-level valuable ores (limited quantity)

>It's been 9 years since Beta 1.0

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WHEN ARE THEY GONNA ADD GRAVITY?
I'm sick of needing a fucking stepladder to cut down every tree.

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i still remember notch making threads on here, asking us what to put on next. shame he got asshurt and became a redditor

It's a great mob that adds to the atmosphere of the Nether when you explore it.

>not just playing with keepInventory set to true
I pity you. That would make the game really lame.

shields are cheap to make, why dont you have one?

xeric shrublands would be neat to add
>New biome husks would spawn in
>potential new type of plant that drops sticks
>new type of tall flower

wait what, is there a mod to make them dangerous?
brb googling that mod

>requires cheats to turn on
>keepInventory isn't cheating

I want a sky biome
birds, floating islands, even if its something simple like terraria's floating sky shit, it would give a reason to use elytra

Unless you usually grind the fishing farm I think it's not worth to enchant a bow with infinity since it can't have mending at the same time in 1.14

>hit fireball back with bare hand
>hits random fuck off zombie pigman
>gangstalked by pigs hundreds of blocks away from my portal

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What's fishing farm

The fact they can attack through walls cements that they have no fucking clue what they are doing.

ho-ly shit fuck these guys.

>enderdragon is harder than the wither

I feel like the villager elements are giving a good way to fill all the autism boxes "we" have been building forever, but far too late. The idea of capturing zombie villagers and curing them into indentured servitude while having them man your base seems pretty fun on the whole.

*shoots you with a crossbow*

Pillager patrols are fucking trash.
"Build your villager trading hubs far the fuck away from your main base or get fucked every time you want these grey niggers to hippity hoppity off your fucking property."
Fucking pieces of shit. Fuck off and die niggerfaggot pillagers. Ree. Get off my property I don't roll up on your gay penis houses or your giant worthless fucking darkoak plank mansions you tasteless plebs go away faggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotnigger

I built an iron farm in the spawn chunks with around 250 villagers and that fills 3 double chests + 12 hoppers in like 2 or 3 minecraft days
The downside is that I must stay in 1.14.2 for it to work and I'm too lazy to build the new one now

Alpha 1.1, but I put the most hours into beta 1.7

The new one is actually pretty easy desu. Its pretty efficient too. I keep intending to set up a sorter to just pump the poppys into a composter but I never get round too it.

>not phantom
>not pre-sheild skeleton
>not trident drowned
>not zombie pigman who wandered into your way while wither skeleton hunting
>not pre-AI-update dragon that was just a huge waiting game

Ghasts are fucking inconsequential. Literally just get behind a wall or smack their attack back at them.

>playing a version with shields in by default
Yeah that's gonna be a cringe from me

> he doesn't roll with a custom shield that compliments his diamond armor by employing the vaporwave aesthetic
Lmao what a cunt.

>playing minecringe
yeet that's a yikes from oof

Place a note block
Hopper
Hopper
A fence over the second hopper and a pressure plate over the fence
Water on the fence
Keep the right click pressed while aiming at the note block and the bait is on the pressure plate

That's it

bookcases aren't that new

Bows are cheap. Power V, unbreaking III, and infinity will last a very long time.

A bit after the Halloween update.
I want to go back.

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List of the most reals threats of minecraft (from bearable to bullshit)
>creeper
>skeleton
>baby zombie
>phantom
>pillager beast
>axe wielding bitch
>vex
Change my mind

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That's the point: they are not hard, they are just breaking the fucking gameplay loop by making you do "X action every Y time". It's not fun. It's not challenging. It's cumbersome and routine-like. The way it's annoying is the fact that
a) You have to either reset your spawn location every 3 days or return to your base, which effectively ruins the exploration aspect even more
b) You have to dedicate an entire inventory slot to an item you would probably not use otherwise in most circumstances
c) They spawn regardless of where you are or how lit the area is outside, unlike other mobs which are bound by either locations or area lighting
d) The mob itself is mostly useless unless you have elytra, which I would classify as end-game item
What's the point. What does forceful sleeping adds to the game? Players that didn't want night mechanics already had the ability to skip the night, why do they now force everyone to do it? Of course you can ignore them, but they are tanky as fuck, respawn in groups and do fuckton of damage, so there's no proper way of handing them other than to either disabling them entirely or skipping the night.

I mentioned the fishing farm for the enchantments, you can easily get a nice bow from mixing what you get, but then you're forced to spend a few hours in there to remake the bow

Probably 2010 or 2012

move baby zombie WAAAAAAAAY up the list to bullshit.

Bookshelves are older than the nether

I saw the first prototype. Started properly playing in MP classic

>alpha
>2009
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Even notch didn't call it alpha. There were a couple of prototypes, browser classic, then indev and infdev.

Phantoms are fucking unbearable. Honestly, what were they thinking?

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I want a creepy scary aliens infestation biome

Creepers always find new reasons to hate. They can do a drop-down silent charge on you and explode behind you without making any noise.
Plus they are extremely common and have lax spawn rules. They force the area around your base to be craters filled with cobble and capped with a single layer of dirt.
Cats are garbage, they don't follow close enough to keep creepers away so you make a shitload just sit around parts of your base.

Yeah

I wish they would add biomes in the Nether.

SOULLESS

>playing halloween update the day after it was released
>let's see what this spooky new realm is all about..
>instantly greeted by earraping screams of pain in unison
>no monster in sight, only audible torture
>they keep going
>and going
>fucking notch made the thing vulnerable to lava in a lava world, and the keep getting hurt and dying by the lava falls.

I miss beign excited for a game :(

Alpha 1.2 christ i hate what hunger and youtubers did to this game

I just learned that the noises they make are cat noises.

>join minecraft server
>admin starts pestering me
>kill his ass
>he takes his stuff out of my inventory with admin powers
why does every Yea Forums server have corrupt cheater admins?

True but for ages they were just for decoration.

How good is Blightfall?

> the virgin non autofisher.

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Have any of you faggots played Colobot and experienced the sheer bullshit that are ants and wasps?

Wasps are not so bad, they fly and perdiocally drop bombs on your buildings.
Let me tell you about ants. Imagine a Creeper, BUT it has an AoE range attack, it shoots with like 20 little green balls and they really fucking hurt like hell. And that's it's basic attack. It doesn't explode.

The other 2 mobs are piss easy. One is a yellow spider which survives in lava and blows on contact, practically the creeper.
The other one is a worm that just disables things. Like say it disables your redstone torches, workbench, furnaces, chests. It also burrows.

that's not a skeleton

Creepers can have absolutely retardedly good AI sometimes and I fucking hate it.
>mining up wall of a ravine
>wall is to my right
>hear creeper
>turn around
>nothing
>explosion hits me from the right(which is away from the while from where I'm currently facing)
>luckily didn't die
>shut myself in and heal
>process what the fuck just happened
>this fucking green dick had to have jumped from a higher point above me and timed his explosion just right so he would detonate as soon as he fell to my level
>I almost died to a creeper that midair sniped me
Thanks to that faggot I'm paranoid as fuck in ravines now.

> Spawn in a fuckhuge mesa bordering a coral reef on one side a frozen ocean in the other.
> Closest jungle is literally THREE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING THOUSAND BLOCKS away.
Just fuck my shit up fampai.

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Somewhere between Beta 1.2 and 1.7, I don't recall exactly when

What's this program?

Maybe cedar forested, marble mountains. Something like what you picture out of Mediterranean fantasy stories like stuff from ancient Greece. Also add marble you cowards

sourceforge.net/projects/amidst.mirror/

just use the nether

Fuck trident wielding Drowned, if you encounter one in a river, where you gotta climb your way out the river, say goodbye to your shit.

I ain't waiting till I got nether transit set up to finish my wood collection. Fuck that.

I hate how fucking common shipwrecks are, they just become an eyesore after a while and it feels absurd seeing them everywhere

This but with villages

Why and when did this game get so fucking hard? Starting out in a new world is a fucking nightmare now from when I remember. Also pillagers are cancer.

>make a new world
>spawn incredibly near to a pillager tower
>get shot to death by all 20 of them

>create new survival world
>plan on building an underwater base in the ocean
>plan on making automated redstone stuff
>plan on defeating the end dragon
>plan on building a nice wall around the village and transform it into a sprawling town
>nothing of the sort ever happens
>lose interest after reaching the nether and delete world
>6 months later repeat the cycle

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Minecraft is a weird game where getting the basics done is piss easy, but doing anything else can be a massive grindfest because "lol you didn't spawn near redstone or diamond or whatever you need, go run in a random direction and pray"

Was too lazy to craft those

same but i play with mods so i play for like couple of weeks within the cycle

>go run in a random direction and pray
This isn't so bad on console, but yeah on PC the game is unplayable without using an atlas.

They were working on 1.9 and trying update bedrock to be on par with Java

based
play pokemon sword and shield instead.

It is.
I've never died to the Wither, die at least once every time I fight the dragon.

>They can attack through walls
They can't
They can only destory leaf blocks

What the fuck did they do to skeletons? They're dead accurate now, shoot like three arrows a second and you can't even get near them without losing half your health with full armor

They're the smartest mob
Once you get too close they'll back up to fight you at a more favorable distance
That's why shields are so good
Or you can peek corners and lure it in

lol just get a shield that shits up half of ur screen :)

they can and I've had it happen a million times in village buildings.
they seem to have an insanely long range like 2-3 blocks.

they're also nearly the same speed as the player while sprinting, which is retarded.

this sums up all the dumb shit in this game.

No they can't
I just looked it up for Java only carrots and leaves get destoryed

must have been patched.
and they don't destroy, they just straight up attacked through the blocks.

*one shots it with my max enchanted bow*

1.9 the combat update
Or as I like to call it the casual filter update

So they removed blocking with a sword just so that you're forced to waste iron on a shield that makes you crouch and takes up half the screen?
Also maybe it's just the console versions but you don't have to time your swings anymore, and just have to spam the button so that they can't get close, I feel like they keep randomly removing features behind my back

>build fletching table
>place in village
>buy arrows with emeralds you got from trading with farmers

I swear these fuckers are glitched, half the time you hit them and it doesn't register

>Blocking with a sword
Did that even work?
>Shields make you crouch
Not anymore if I recall right but if you do, you can tank some really stupid shit like a point blank creeper explosion
Combat is still a huge mess
Jeb! said something about trying to make combat as equal on all platforms
Probably for crossplay

>build pit 2 blocks deep
>exit is 1 block wide
>get ravager to chase me into pit
>can't exit or attack me and I easily kill it with sword

It's minecraft, sorry you can't just run at everything with your sword out and win. You're supposed to use your brain and build traps.

I just want all the biomes in now to have shit to them. Snow zones are depressing as fuck, no natural resources, just polar bears who drop fucking fish of all things

It was mainly just for deflecting arrows but now I can't do it at all

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you people have not seen true fear.
BEHOLD!

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>cartograph g no longer works
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alpha 1.2
I remember buying it a month or so before beta, and then cake came out and every forum was fucking littered with portal references.

July 2009.
Bought Premium around November, then gave the free Premium I got to some chill guy on a server cause I had no friends.

>raise shield before skeleton fires
>still take damage because the animation hadn't technically finished or some bullshit

Absolutely maddening mechanic desu

What kind of Zombies Ate My Neighbors shit is this

Fuck this is the same for me I can never keep playing for long after early-midgame.

How the fuck do I keep engaged in this game to actually reach endgame?

Some time after alpha 1.1, right before the halloween update when the site bugged out and it could be downloaded for free for a day or two.
I wish I still had my old saves. My bases were shit but the nostalgia I have for them is intense. I poured so much time into my alpha 1.2 base in particular.

Does this support the best update in recent years, Update Aquatic starring in depth manual world creation?

Goddamn I wish there were more interesting biomes in this game like that, they're all disappointingly lifeless with nothing to peak your curiosity and make you want to explore them. Like that huge trunk across the river looks really cool and interesting, but most of the time in the base game it feels like there's no flavor

I ended up turning this underwater mines which had been cut off thanks to a ravine into this huge underwater base
The mine entrances I covered in glass and made a somewhat hidden entrance with redstone
I ended up quitting that server since their claiming was bullshit and half of my base was exposed anyway

They don't destroy blocks but they attack through them.

Literally exactly the same thing with me, except sometimes I plan on making an elaborate underground complex instead of an underwater base. What is it about reaching the nether that makes me get bored of the game?

>be mining
>hear creeper behind me
>turn around and put shield up
>still fucking die

There's a delay on your shield actually working for some retarded reasons, so even after it's visually up it doesn't work for a split second. How Mojang can fuck up such a simple thing is beyond me.

IS IT NOT JUST ME?! Each new map you try to start just immediately zooms in and fills with the immediate area, right?! What the fuck happened?

I believe I started playing during Beta 1.5. I remember when maps came out so I know I must have joined right before that.

January/February 2011, but I saw it on Yea Forums before that obviously

phantoms should be a hardcore feature only

Probably because the nether is a no fun zone.
>ghasts like to be pro snipers whenever you're near a ledge or building a bridge
>nether fortresses are really hard to come by sometimes
>grabbing glowstone off the ceiling is a pain
>if a wither skeleton catches you off guard you're pretty much dead

I just want some new dimensions to teleport to and some more content in the nether. Seriously, the overworld has enough stuff for the time being.

What? It shows where underwater monuments and shipwrecks are, if that's what you're asking, autismo.

rate my map

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>Gets stuck in a tree
LOL

>move villager
do they follow you around if you have an emerald in your hand?

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copy and rename some other file like a skeleton to phantom and overwrite ez no phantoms

Am i the only one who wants a ass fuck ton of hostile mobs? Maybe even more weapons? Also a actual brewery? You could also tame hostile mobs? You could also recruit villagers to perform certain tasks if you claim a village or something like that? I dunno, maybe a cave update? Maybe not add fucking stupid ass fucking only existing to lag game bee's?

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I rate it X/10

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those giant fork throwing zombies that spawn underwater. god they make my blood boil

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I dug up for quartz and lost everything to a lava pocket. Re-geared myself and fell off the End into the void. Now I have villager breeding/zombification center, a trading hall with 22 librarians selling every enchant I could possibly want for 1 emerald each, an Enderman xp farm and a Drowned farm for the hell of it. You either live forever or die enough times to see yourself become the turbo nerd

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That is one hell of a Pangaea.
>No desert, Jungle, or Savannah
Also, finish exploring the ice floes in the west.

it's fan fucking tastic, especially if you enjoy thaumcraft which is what the mod is based around

Some magma blocks and a trapdoor bridge work just fine.

this is the (huger) coastline that I mapped in unmined on an older version but the seed hasn't changed much
I try not to look at it so when I do explore I'm not sure what I'll find. The island from the first pic is in the middle.

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I love filling out maps but I hate seeing them empty. It makes me want to slap bases across the landscape but ultimately there's no benefit to doing that over having just one big ass fortress.

How do the pillagers work exactly? I now have 1 villager, we're mostly surrounded by water on a forest peninsula and I don't think there's a tower anywhere nearby and haven't been to one yet, do they just spawn randomly nearby if there's a villager?

I can't believe you'd brag about this

*raises shield*
Sorry creepboye

You might need 2 villagers, with beds, for it to count as a village. At that point a pillager scouting party will spawn nearby every once in a while. If you kill the one with a banner you get a Evil Omen debuff that, when you go back to your village, starts a multi-wave raid

coming off this anonif you don't want the effect anymore, drink Milk

Sounds lovely

Pretty neat world.

What do you need auto-fishing for after the trading revamp? I have perfect enchants on everything, including silk touch version of all tools, enough emerald blocks for 5 beacons, and enough stacks of golden carrots to fill a double chest, and I wasn't even trying. Once you put the breeding and curing into system, you're golden

Alpha 1.1

>can instakill with full armor
>griefs in the overworld (where it actually matters)
>obnoxious way of combatting him without causing a explosion
>barely noticiable idle noise

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Not so much when you build underground, and the pillager AI has them running around in confused circles trying to pathfind into the ground

why do they look like villagers? are they the dryopithecus of the villager species?

I don't like repairing craters.

>says attack through walls
>they can only destroy x
nice reading comprehension

>can instakill with full armor
Maybe if you're in unechanted iron armor, but why would you choose to be poor? A diamond sword with sharpness V kills a creeper in one crit and a hit, reliably

I'm playing this game for the first time since the Halloween update. (Yes, that one.)
Besides the hunger thing any special tips I should be aware of?

Lets just say magic.

Trading is severely overpowered if you take full advantage of the mechanics

2011
>Trading came out in 2012
No way, it can't have been that long.

Just play. The game is very different.

...

beware of this structure

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Get a shield

Shit, 2010. I cant believe it was that long ago.

THE OLDEST

whats up, bro? you don't like that one of the biggests media pieces can't keep up with adding cool shit? have a bee instead

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don't dig straight down and watch out for the TNT trap pressure plate at the bottom.

that aside, those temples have some of the best loot in the game. somewhat unequal but I love em.

I like it because it gives me the impression of land surrounded by ocean instead of the other way around, which is a shortcoming of the newer world generation settings.

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are there mods that add worldgen themes like this? a large Islands worldgen would be neat.

Any mods that improve vanilla experience?
I don't want redstone/magic bullshit expansions.

Someone explain to me the credits scene in minecraft I don't get it

is he
is he wearing pants?

bee is

Why the fuck are the new mob names so fucking autistic?
Spider
Zombie
Skeleton
It's simple, straight to the point and generic, just like the game should be.
What the fuck is a fucking Vexicator.

>you will never play tri mountain with Mo' Creatures in 2011 for the first time ever again

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>he
check your pronouns you fucking drone

>why don't you add an ending to the game?
>creates new dimension that is a single island with a bunch of enderman and a dragon
>kill it and you win
That is really all it is.

Also, is there a mod that makes hunger not fucking suck?
I mean what's the point of hunger if I'm gonna be chugging food every single time I get hurt?

jesus wtf is this? i dtopped playing since the undersea dungeon patch

Better Foliage
Biomes o plenty
Quark
Dynamic Surroundings
Serene Seasons
Sound Filters

There's a ton more if you want simple fixes like being able to swing through grass but these are the ones that doesn't fuck your game that much

stompy yak that helps bad guys attack villages
poorly implemented

That's not a creeper.
>appears out of nowhere and blows your house up

I think it would be fine if regen existed below 17 hams. You could still heal down to 10 or 5 hams.
Satiation is included in the healing. So you can get a lot of mileage out of the saturation suspicious stew, or the healing stew.

>biomes o plenty
Horrible suggestion. It is a mod that makes the game worse.

Would they go out of their way to steal my stuff or do they just make a beeline for the village?

I came a across a baby zombie villager that would make a beeline for the nearest animal to use as a mount against me. Only recently started playing again, but I've never delt with those little fuckers before now it was so weird

Four Horsemen are pretty cool.

how? it makes the world much less repetitive

>Finished building my Guardian grinder the other day, and got to building a creeper farm today
Infinite aesthetic lighting, and infinite elytra fuel. Feels good.

>throw eggs upward into a sealed up column of water with a block of air at the top
>put hopper below
>throw the endless eggs upwards into it
>one chicken holocaust later have basically infinite feathers
>lol if you cant get flint

>I-cheated-and-i'm-ok-with-that.webm

There is a reason fletcher villagers sell 16 arrows for one emerald.
4 watermelon blocks = 6 pumpkins = 1 emerald = 16 arrows

Java or Bedrock

Let's see where you boys play.

java obviously

New villager trade mechanic and disenchant via grindstone means you can get most any item or enchantment without ever entering the nether.
Sure it takes a lot of effort to level armorers to sell all four diamond armor pieces, but a decent autofarm and a zombie/cure center makes it much less intensive, especially if you do bother to enter the nether and get blaze rods.

Just slightly before indev.
Does anyone elses perception of time get all fucked up every single time they see this chart? For some reason releases didn't feel like this at all, even talking to a few other friends they seem to agree with me on a lot of points.
For example, I don't fucking remember the gap between indev and the halloween update being under a year at all, it felt like it was at least 2-3 years and for some reason my friends and I have some weird false memories where we were playing the alpha for at least a year and a half to two years in multiplayer together before the halloween update launched. Same thing goes for the adventure update, it felt like we played for years since starting out before hunger was added or any of the other shit I see on this chart from beta.
If you asked me off the top of my head what major updates came out when, I'd probably say that the halloween update came out when the pretty scary update did and the adventure update came out when the update that changed the world did. Maybe it's just been so long since MC has come out and I stopped playing but looking at this chart just fucks me up man, there's no way major updates were coming out that fast.

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>imagine unironically playing bedrock

Do you even use a bow?

>not using a fishing pole

No the credit sequence what the fuck are those two even talking about

Who the fuck actually plays bedrock?

Tinkers construct weapons suck. 3 1h swords, 2 suck, bows underpowered, shriukins overpowered.
Tools mawpc, although using a wooden kami as sheers for a 1st day bed and leaf blocks is pretty nice.

>want to buy the game because of this thread but keep getting error messages
this is a sign to be content with what i have

>More creeps and weirdos
Fuckin' classic. Has it even been updated at all in the past few years?

Curious if anyone else is taking advantage of this image to map tool to decorate your minecraft worlds. I'm sitting on an endless supply of images of my favorite vidya grills thanks to you Yea Forums

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there is very little point to actually buying it

I wish i wasn't so poor so i could play with shaders, the game looks so fucking good but i just CANNOT play with 6 fps. IT LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

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>build a small house in the edge of a swamp's water on small stilts
>cool swampy aesthetic with vines and lily pads
>creepers are 100% unable to fuck with my shit because even being half in water nullifies an explosion's destruction (and the creeper is heavily slowed down)
>zombies splash up to my porch to die
>can fish at any given time
>can go on fun boat ride at any given time
>lots of slime for sticky pistons and slime blocks for temporary structures to build off of
Why aren't YOU building in swamps?

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Ehh, it's pretty nice to turn on and look at your build with shaders sometimes, but I think it would be horrible to actually play, even with a good fps

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Cause swamps are aesthetically shit.
Ft. Florida man

The difference is terraria's shit is far less replacable

>no moat
>not leveling the ground around the base for at least 30 blocks for better overwatch
2/10, would pillage and torch to the ground.

PS4

>building a castle surrounded by hills and not on a hill overlooking everything
>everything is gray

>There are brainlets itt who don't take at LEAST a fire resistance potion or two into the nether

good luck getting them without entering the nether first

>replacing all stone blocks on map with these

Fishpoalypse are fun.

>kills your birds

>fireball
>smack back
>dies
wow, so annoying.

Underrated

What was the version where you could play on these weird multiplayer servers, but in the web-browser? Like you'd go onto the minecraft page and just click into a server. I remember playing those, it was before glass was added.

I think that was Classic