Make blatant waifubait character

>make blatant waifubait character
>player is unable to marry her
what did todd mean by this?

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>2 INT prevents them from posting an appropriately sized image
What did OP mean by this?

>gives the ability to mod her into a loli that can be impregnated and lay eggs
What did Todd mean by this?

BASED Todd cucking waifufags

That consolefags suck

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>western
>waifu

Try better next time.

>"Yo, Dawnguard bro I found this ancient vampire in that tomb you asked me to investigate, she's been locked up with a goddamn Eldaer Scroll no less, might be a good idea to take her prisoner and get the Scroll to somoene who's, y'know, not a bloodsucking monster."
>You should just take her back home to the vampire's castle Dragonborn!

That expansion made Anne Rice look like a literary genius.

More people in the west seem to have waifus than the insular groups of otakus in japan.

qt

She is not waifubait shes a blatant Mary Sue.

She is the daughter of this cool powerful noble vampire. yet shes naturally also a good person you are clearly meant to like, even the way she speaks is very casual and contemporary.

Her character fucking sucks, she comes off as if she was written by a teenage girl.

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>be vampire hunter
>unearth an obvious vampire who tells you shes a vampire
>she also has a fucking elder scroll on her back
>also cant immediately kill her and instead have to escort her to HER SUPER POWERFUL VAMPIRE FAMILY
>WITH THE ELDER SCROLL
god fucking dammit

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Most of its retardation is consequence of the vampires and the Dawnguard having the same quests.

Todd hates the waifu degenerates that play his game.

He only pretends to do that. He had a khajiit wife in morrowind.

>Be me
>make thief character who doesn't give a fuck about anything but money
>join the faggy thieves guild because some dude gave me a pittance to put a ring in some guys asshole
>do abunch of their fetch quests
>somehow get caught up in Mercers scheme
>forced to become some do gooder Daedric slave bitch just to advance the retarded quest
>retrieve dumb Daedras key thing that opens doors and dimensional gates or something
>can't even betray the guild to keep a thieves FUCKING DREAM ITEM
>Can't even be the bad guy in the fucking thieves guild

The whole thing I'm pissed about is why you can't just straight up kill all of the vampires once you get there. You're the dragonborn who's already defeated eater of worlds, a few fucking vampires should be nothing.

To be fair she was clearly unfinished. In the modding kit you can find tons of cut content. Eventually, she would have married you if you cured her of vampirism and sided with the dawnguard. If they had another month or so of development her character would have probably been at minimum three times as deep.

>make blatant waifubait character
>player is unable to marry her
what did todd mean by this?

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no once is incel enough to trust her

manface/10

Thieves guild had to be the worst guild followed by Dark Brotherhood. At least with the companions you felt like you were teaming up with great warriors. The only thing was that the companions paid like shit.

Because Bethesda paid those voice actors and programmed those quest so you WILL play though it, idiot.

I'm more frustrated by the fact that you can't kill her the first time you meet her despite being part of a vampire hunter group on a quest to kill every vampire you see.

but... that IS... a nigger...!

So was it better to side with the vampires or the Dawngaurd?

low test

>wanting to marry a niggerguard

>He had a khajiit wife in morrowind.
wut

Fuck you todd, I never paid for any of your games so suck it

The only winning move is not to play this garbage questline

You all seem to be under the impression that Skyrim is an RPG.

Hint: it's not.

You seem to be under the impression you are intelligent.

Hint: You're not.

He always uses a khajit for testing because torturing Khajit is a victimless crime.

vampires because you can get two really good rings from doing their quests. Dawngaurd only gives you a 2 weapons and a shield you will never use, plus they take longer to get.

Theres a female Khajiit called PrettyKitty in the test cells for Morrowind. People think its Todds furry waifu.

I don't think that everything in your post is true.

It has more choice and consequence than Morrowind. That's something.

I kinda felt like she was supposed to be the opposite of waifubait since she was literally raped to death and uninterested in intimacy and the fact that you can come on to her and get shut down was the devs way of calling you a sick retard for ignoring that.

>wanting to marry some roastie who sold out her own people to the Th*lmor

Ahnassi is actually Todd's real wife.

>waifubait character
She literally became a vampire because she got filled with a bunch of daedra cock.

that explains why she wanted to be all up on my dick

I never finish the Thieves Guild questline because the skeleton key is just too useful.

what is it

I married her anyway and fucked her constantly with mods

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People think it's Todd's waifu because the test cell in question is called ToddTest and also has a shopkeep called Todd's Super Tester Guy

based

Man, the Elder Scrolls lore is so edgy at times. Even Cthulhu myths are comfier.

disgusting

Hmm, I'm not convinced, sounds like the work of a cheeky, yet enterprising, young dev who's out to have a laugh

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>the fact that you can come on to her and get shut down was the devs way of calling you a sick retard for ignoring that
well they sure don't know their audience then

I think they do and that's why they added the cockblock option

>None is the Dawnguard comment that I wield Dawnbreaker already.
Like wouldn’t any former members of the Vigilant is Stendarr still have some passing familiarity with a Big glowing sword that shines like the sun that is perfect for killing vampires in mass?

Wouldn't the Vigilant actually be opposed to using Dawnbreaker since it's a daedric weapon?

well they sure hate their audience then

>gives ability
I think you mean
>begrudgingly leaves in ability to mod for the sake of longevity

Frea is the superior leading girl from the superior DLC

Give me a single example.

>the Companions
>literally 3 quests in
>"hey we just met you 2 hours ago but wanna join our super secret furry club don't tell anyone else ok ;)"
>"alright now that you're in the super special secret club go massacre the town (no consequences btw) ;) (we're still the good guys btw)"
>Did someone say radiant quest?
Not to mention the fact that when Skjor dies Aela and the rest of the Companions barely even acknowledge it besides a few throwaway lines with no emotion, despite the fact that the circle constantly talk about how they see each other as a family. That questline is absolutely shit, the only thing redeemable about it is Farkas, that's it.

I still can't get over the pure earth shattering level of stupidity that lead them to write a scenario in which a vampire walks into the vampire hunter's fortified castle and WASN'T plugged full of crossbow bolts the second she was detected.

>the only thing redeemable about it is Aela's hairy pussy, that's it.
ftfy

The Dawnguard despite being a Vampire swaying specialist branch of the vigilant have no problem with you being a vampire and tell you to go cure yourself, and won’t mention anything if you are a werewolf.

lmao all of the skyrim faction questlines were fucking garbage

The Companions quest line really does feel like it was thrown together in the last month of development, which is weird because the game obviously wants you to join them.

Makes sense in the context that the vampire "hunters" don't do even a shred of vampire hunting during the entire questline until you lead the assault on the vampire castle. A bunch of fucking posers looking for free gear.

Don’t forget that the leader of the dawnguard was actually kicked out of the Vilgilance because he was TOO fanatical even for them.

I actually like that this is somewhat close to the original character design and doesn't go overboard.

>vampire hunters don't hunt vampires
>thieves guild doesn't theive

Who wrote this shit

You're asking him to prove a negative. I literally can't think of any example of a choice with consequence in Morrowind besides what great house to join.

do they, or are you just unaware of them because you don’t speak Japanese

>Companions
>Good
Shut the fuck up, good lord. You should actually try doing it again for the first time since the game launched and not base all of it on memory. It's absolutely fucking horrible from beginning to end, and all of these supposed "great warriors" you're referring to are a bunch of pansy-ass bitches that let their leader get killed right in front of them and then blame you for not being around to defend him.

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Makes no sense to side with the vampires. Harkon's plan is fucking retarded.

Patrician taste, I didn't marry her but made her reward me for saving her everytime I went to whiterun until I knock her up and never came back.

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The only consequences in Morrowind are:

You cannot join more than one house unless you use a bug/exploit.

If you kill a character essential to the main quest.

Certain factions are somewhat mutually exclusive.

I sometimes wonder if Bethesda actually writes their characters to be so unlikable on purpose, like the Railroad in Fallout 4.

Emil Pagliarulo

Most bizarre part was Serana's words about staying with dawnguard at the end of the story about how would they love to have a vampire in their team.
Its like Shlomo Shlomowicz saying "Yeah, I think I'll join SS, their sturmbannfuhrer would like to have me for spying and shit"

that's backwards tho.

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To troll the player.

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If only joining the Silver Hands were possible...

The companions were terrible. I 100% only go there because it’s a faster way to access certain leveled trainers.

Bethesda has always been kinda shit at allocating resources in their games. They'll spend a shitton of time on crap nobody cares about and barely any on the shit that actually makes games good. They're also too focused on quantity over quality. Nothing ever feels really special in Skyrim or FO4 because so much of it is copypasted.

>Become a werewolf
>The guy that pushed you into doing so immediately gets killed by some bandits (Silver Hand)
>Your leader gets killed by the same group of bandits that somehow made it past the city guard and got away while literally all of the current Companion members were standing guard
>Two of the Three remaining circle of werewolves (excluding you) say that being a werewolf is fucking gay and get cured too
>Only the bitch stays as one
It doesn't help that being a werewolf actually fucking sucks and there's not a single mod that can make it enjoyable, and all of them are buggy as fuck.

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Careful, dude, I'm a pretty smart guy. Down here, in Mississippi, everyone says so.

Kodlak was the only sensible person there and that ginger that appears after

A big pile of steaming dog shit.

Ehhh jews did betray their kind all the time

Is that a mod? Because that's fuckin great if so.

vampires and then use a mod to vampirize the remaining dawnguard members
best of both worlds

>and that ginger that appears after
Who?

Is there any mods that can fixes the lighting for me?

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>Be me
>Go to Markarth
>Have learned about marriage
>See the hottest NPC in the game (pic related)
>Cannot marry her
What in the fuck?

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Is the LE worth pirating only for the HDT compatible stuff? Does it work stable enough?

I wish. You can use an ENB, but it only really changes the color palette. The only semi-solution is to use facelights, which illuminate your body evenly, but the rest of the world is still a weird mix of way too hard and too dark shadows or complete desaturation.

Some weird guy who sends you in fucking hard ass quests and becomes your companion after, he is hilarious, I am suspecting he is from a mod I have i can't find him on the vainilla members of the companions

>hottest NPC in the game
>not Lisette
get out

What is best face mod in SE? There are hardly anything and races tend to use default faces.

>not camilla
uhm, yikes sweetie

>not ysolda
maximum cringe

You could in my game if I remember correctly

This Argonian dockworker walks up to your character and slaps them on the ass
What do you do?

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I LOVE HER

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She is a whore

slap their ass in retaliation

Storm shout and watch my bounty climb

admire the quality of his clothes

>implying faendal hasn't had his soul put in a dagger used to kill sven
okay liberal

the most used goods you'll ever meet
literally raped to death by molag bal's giant fucking 10 foot daedra cock

based

that hot miner milf though
too bad she's married

No. HDT put a huge load on memory and it‘s one of the major cause of random crashes in LE.

Who else likes to play skyrim on speed

But you can, just don’t return

How is it that Bal still has a dick after the attempted fuck with Vivec
Did he generate his dick or what

her hot miner daughter is available though

Bethesta managed to make all children as unsexy as unheavenly possible. Fallout 3 had many a sexy little girls, but Skyrim girls are all ugly as fuck. How does one manage to do that?

Are you not using Enhanced Lighting and FX?
Try tes general site.

kill yourself

its ok to be a cuck.

Werewolf>Vampire
There is only one downside to being a werewolf and that's getting no sleeping bonus.
you get
>no diseases
>beast mode which can be really fucking good
>a shout in beastmode that casts fear
>faster sprint in beastmode
Bloodsucker nerds get out

Why so rude?

thank you fbi very cool

Because all the children in Skyrim are just small adults with the exact same faces. Once you notice that, it's really unnerving.

yiff in the hunting grounds furfag

>the vampire DLC made werewolves better than vampires
Based Todd and his furry tendencies shining through once again.

Say "Thank you, but a little bit harder next time."

At least there's a good reason Aela stays a werewolf: so when she dies she can see Skjor again in Hircine's Hunting Grounds. If she cures herself she'll go to Sovngarde.

>Werewolf>vampire
I agree, except beast mode is ass in vanilla once you get past level 10 or something. You have no armor. The faster sprint is also nice but it's one a day so fucking whatever.

But at least it's not a bunch of passive weaknesses with no advantages, like vampires.

*takes away your blood*
you mad suckboi?

I want to molest her while she's trying to do her job

Just make harem

There's a mod called better vampires I think that makes the whole thing better, you feel like blade with super reflexes, higher speed, stronger attacks, increases sneak and ilusdion, the ability to suck blood and convert npcs in vampire followers, etc

Basically what she should have looked like but Bethesda has a hard-on for making ugly characters

And an amulet. Unless it has been fixed, you can also enchant that amulet on top of the enchantments it comes with, giving you an amulet that can potentially have three or four enchantments, total.

>being a werewolf actually fucking sucks
Never having to worry about gay ass status effects from a no damage draugr trap is convenient.

...

literally zero evidence

When you turn into a furry for the first time you should to spawn outside of the city it just bugs out almost every time

You also become a tank if you use your perks correctly. Specifically that one that let's you eat not only human flesh but animals too, so as long as you hunt you can remain a werewolf forever

Molag Bal is a literal god.

ah shit here we go again

Greek God logic i guess, they can re-generate their bodies

I think I only ever transformed into a werewolf twice in all the time I spent playing the game.

The fact that she tries to tell you that the Alik'r were working for the Thalmor is the biggest red flag that she's a fat fucking liar.

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DLC is about killing vampires.
Can't just genocide them all. No, have to have the waifu following you around 70% of the time.

Also, the fight against Arch-Curate Vyrthur was way better than the final boss.

> The TG doesn't thieve.
Did you talk to the two underbosses? They have every kind of thieving activity you could ask for.
> But not in the faction questline.
Yes if you don't count the thieving quests there are no thieving quests.
I know you want to shit on Bethesda but at least pick valid complaints.

todd is so based honestly

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Requiem makes it a little better. You get a passive buff to your HP and stamina in human form, and werewolves can flatten anything that isn't a dragon or vampire.

Vampires get an even bigger stat boost, but instantly die in the sun and get attacked by NPCs if they're starving.

they only begrudge it after the fact once they realized they could have tried to make money off it

>ctrl f sloppy seconds
>no results
You shame me, Yea Forums.

>not being able to pick a master lock without leveling lockpicking at all in 3-5 picks

Game's answer, she explains how she doesn't like the concept of marriage.
Real answer: devs didn't have time to put it in.

>Real answer: devs didn't have time to put it in.
more like couldn't be bothered to do it

Try applying classic werewolves rules to skyrim, everytime there's full moon transform wherever you are and start eating.
You will become real powerful and maybe sad for all the people you slaughtered in your way

I always forget just how fucking ugly she is in vanilla

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Nords have the exact same stats though?

seductress serana is the best one

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This, ESO has more life in the dialogue than fucking skyrim

>full moon
Which one?

Or what if they actually wanted to make a character that didn't want to get married because she was a afraid of temples? You can still role play that you're in a romantic relationship with her if you're really that desperate, you just can't marry her.

ESO is also the game with the most waifus

they shouldn't have made serana a follower after you rescue her from the cave until you take her home. why bother completing dawnguard when you can just have an immortal ranged follower at all times

>using Europeans in your argument when Americans are imperials

False. Best one is Seranaholic 1.5

Either one of them or both if you want to make it special

>todd is so based honestly
>>using Europeans in your argument when Americans are imperials

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Is it a genuinely good game anymore?
>no game where you can be a kid and weapons are sized down to you/women call you cute and laugh at you when you say you’re a hero

what

Who are you quoting?

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those are 2 different posters btw retard

>why bother completing dawnguard when you can just have an immortal ranged follower at all times
So you can can finally go into whiterun again without worrying about whether or not adrianne avenicci is going to be dead from stupid sneaky vampirefaggots who snuck in behind you.

lol have sex

Imagine waking up and slamming your head against your keyboard before trying to type coherently.

It's fun and there's a lot of LORE
Secunda is the one that turns into the Bloodmoon so I guess only that one counts

>HAFF SECKS LAUL

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Its been forever since I played but isn't there a ring that forces random transformations?

You can marry her under weirdly specific conditions or just mod.
Serana is a cool characters all things considered.

He’s embarrassed guys lay off him.

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>what
>Who are you quoting?
>
>Imagine waking up and slamming your head against your keyboard before trying to type coherently.
>>HAFF SECKS LAUL
>He’s embarrassed guys lay off him.

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Drauger traps give you diseases? I’ve never caught one from them.

Yeah, hircine ring.

>Patrician taste
>a nigga
HOHOHO NONONO

Imagine getting raised on chocolate milk instead of regular milk.

sad to see the state of niggerlovers

I A L W A Y S got rock joint from those stupid arrow traps.

>waitfubait
Only if you're mentally ill.

Lyranth's smelly daedric pussy...

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Imagine being black and so unliked in the real world you go on Yea Forums.

with his track record I'm surprised it wasn't revealed that Parrthunax was the dragonborns father

Wrong. There's quests with more than one outcome in morrowind. 1: The Main Quest has the alternate route with the fake wraithguard
And as far I remember this one but I know there are more.
en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Rabinna's_Inner_Beauty

Armor's pretty neat, but the whole "story" isn't anything to write home about.

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It probably was, lycanthropy was originally a contractible disease just like vampirism.
I GUARANTEE you someone said
>hey instead of that why don't you just force it into the companion's guild it would be so cool!

I would lick it

>even the way she speaks is very casual and contemporary
This really stuck out to me. She sounds like some american bitch in medieval fantasy scandinavia.

>Game doesn't let you kill the vampire with an elder scroll on her as soon as she steps out of her coffin
Fuck you Bethsuda, I joined the Dawnguard to kill vampires not to be a babysitter for one. Its even more retarded when the Dawnguard has me take her to her father anyway while still carring the fucking elder scroll on her! They could've at least let us take it from her instead of helping the vampires in their scheme.

Yeah, the story was boring and shit. The DLC should have been named "The adventures of Serana, co-starring the dragonborn, dawnguard and the vampires"

user...

Which mods are buggy?

The only reason Aela is based is because she doesn't pussy out like every other person who sold their soul to the god of furries and embraces being a furry while the homosexual twins tuck their tails between their legs for the last time and give up their ability to knot.

It's also likely going to be the first faction you join since that's the first big city the game tells you to go to.

>steal a spoon
>entire town tries to murder me
>an entire band of crazy bandits just strolls into town and murders the companions then leaves

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>The only reason Aela is based is because
It's the armor bro. 110% the armor.

*small adults ripped straight from oblivion

I think I am just going to rape her all the way to her daddy castle

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based and pedo-pilled

IM FINNA PULL ON THEM ASS CHEEKS IF U KNOW WHAT IM SAYING ,, as IT WERE

Someone post the RP green text from little lamp light or I'm going to fucking freak

>I just want to do organized mercenary work!
Too bad, you have to suck off Hircine and free some asshole's soul.
>I just want to steal cool stuff!
Too bad, you have to kill a bunch of people, be some crime matriarch's thuggish lackey, do some shitty quests with unsneaky followers, and suck off Nocturnal.
>I just want to learn to become a powerful mage!
Too bad, you have to cast one spell and then do a bunch of fetch quests and then kill this Thalmor bitch.
>I just want to be a bard!
Too bad, you have to do everything you've been doing in every other radiant quest in the game.
>I just want to do contact killings!
Fine, I guess you can have this one.

Long gone are the days...

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What's wrong with Hircine? He's one of the few Daedra that can be considered good.

let me guess your character was Dunmer[/spoiler/]

What? He literally hunts human beings for sport and is the sole reason for lycanthropy's existence.

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Serana don't!

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>lmao all of the skyrim faction questlines were fucking garbage

Dark Brotherhood was great.

an explore-and-doom game
you explore an area
and doom (ie rip and tear) everything in that area
sometimes there is talking in between that is ultimately funnel text to differently worded 'yes/accept quest'

Fuck no it's not, especially compared to Oblivion's.

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I'd be amazed if such a mod existed, but I don't understand the poster's question.

The dawngaurd armor looks so nice and the dwarven crossbow is pretty good, so the dlc wasn’t a total waste.

>You are the newest member of the chess club, trough your might and quick thinking you climb the ranks and are offered a chance to belong to the inner circle of the chest club, where you will play with the pros but only if you let Todd fuck your butt,
do you:
>leave chess club but not really
>take it in the ass
That's the companions sure if you love Todd it's a dream come true

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No , he was a nord, the default one

C

>incels trying to glorify virginity
lel

>He literally hunts human beings for sport
Only once an era and it's a few specific people that interest him. It's a game. If they prove themselves superior then they get a reward from Hircine and bragging rights.
>and is the sole reason for lycanthropy's existence.
Why is that a bad thing? Lycanthropy makes a person bigger, stronger, faster, better eyesight/hearing and more in-tune with nature, and when they die they get an afterlife of hunting with their god in endless forests and plains.

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>Fuck no it's not, especially compared to Oblivion's.

Dark Brotherhood was probably the best quest in Oblivion. It is in Skyrim as well.

It's the story of a woman desperately trying to keep control over her family and then destroying it in the process. When you join everyone is dismissive of you but as you get shit done they accept you one by one. Then Cicero shows up, you gain status and then Astrid feels like she is losing control of her little family. Her plots and schemes destroy what she was trying to hold on to. It's a good story and it develops as you progress through missions.

>complains about America
yeah bud real original, why don't you get in line with the rest of the non-Americans

There are basically no drawbacks to being a werewolf.
If you were forced to transform during a full moon then it may be bad

Fuck the Dawnguard, the Vigilant of Stendarr are superior they take on daedra instead of a bunch of weak ass vampires.

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The vampire hall and the dawnguard castle are both nice player housing locations.
Battle troll companions for hire.
Turning the sun black by shooting it with an arrow
Based Arvak the synthwave skeleton horse

>You cannot join more than one house unless you use a bug/exploit.
Why should you be able to join everything at once? That's the opposite of consequence.

>There are basically no drawbacks to being a werewolf.
>If you were forced to transform during a full moon then it may be bad

They didn't implement the downsides of being a werewolf because Skyrim is for casuals who will get mad if they try to do the "Fighter's Guild" quest and then end up turning into a monster during the full moon and eating a village.

Man, Vigilant was a god damn roller coaster ride.
Fuck Chapter 3 though.

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I really don't know user. I was quite shocked and annoyed when I first heard about and realized it.
The moment that sarcophagus opened and I saw Serena, it was love at first sight. Plus it's Laura Bailey, nuff said.

Thankfully there are mods to enable marrying her both in vanilla Skyrim and SE.

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So badass you fight them with sticks

They also get fucking destroyed by said weak-ass vampires.

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No, that's literally a consequence of a choice you make that matters in the game. I never once implied anything related to it being good or bad, or anything else. The query was about examples of things that have consequences and there was an argument over whether Morrowind or Skyrim had more decisions with consequences, and then I listed the only decisions with real consequences in the game world of Morrowind. Why is your reading comprehension so terrible?

vigilant was my wish fulfillment mod

>after 15 billions hours of playing the game
>completed every single quest line you could find
>finally decide to complete the main quest line
>bring every single rare item, buff, scroll I horded the entire game
>best gear with best enchantments
>get ready for an epic battle
>Alduin lord of death had to turn invincible and fly around in circles just to finish the dialogue
>the battle is just him stalling
>the fucking guards still makes sweet roll jokes

>v is bunch of amerifatties
megacringe

>tfw baby with weak heart
>nearly shit my pants when they screamed and ran at me
>they fucking open the doors and keep chasing me
>try to cheese with god mode
>fuck
I had to use console commands to clip through walls to finish that chapter. I know the mod description mentioned horror, but I nearly had a fucking heart attack at the first scream.

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try the world eater beater mod

Oblivion had the best guild quests except the Mages Guild's final quest but that can be fixed with a mod that makes it 1000x better.

I haven't played this shit since it came out on console. The same shit always happens in these games, I remember breaking dragonborn because I killed miraak too fast.

wasn't she a literal cumdumpster for some daedric lord ?

I installed wildcat because of alduin, the fact that I could beat him in 3 hits and flies away like a bitch was really anticlimactic.
Now he straight up eats me if I get close and blasts me to ashes if I don't take cover

Except it's not. With the proper centuries prep time (which he had) you can wow chaos into Tamriel through Eternal Night.

She and her mother got raped by Molag Bal in order to become "pureblood" vampires as opposed to those posers who get turned by another vampire

out of all trainwiz mods thats probably the most broken one

absolutely based

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M-mod?

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based strokeposter

>think im all hot shit with op conjuring level and summons and shit
>walk in the place with two hulking dremora with giant fuck-off axes
>get that to that bit
> eventually hear one of them engage something and dies
>"oh well probably some mobs that spawn now or some shit I'll just keep it busy"
>the other engages and I summon the second back while I search the room nonchalantly
>repeat until I need to leave the room
>notice both died immediately
>turn around
>jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that
>keep panic summoning dudes to keep it away while I fumble around and find a way to kill it until I eventually die
I fucking nope'd that shit hard and also did noclip to avoid that shit.

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yes, this exactly
so to answer OP's question
why would i want a cumdumpster used by some daedra ?
OP is a cuck
stay mad nigguard

Yes

Yes

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Yes. My virginity is shielded by my faith in the Lord.

Do you guys think Serana has an aversion toward sex ever since she got raped by a daedra cock the size of the White-Gold Tower

i'm not but let me tell you something user
it doesn't suddenly get better if you're not one

Yeah, she pisses herself in fear.
That's kinda hot

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she probably doesn't care anymore
I'm going to make her care again!

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Is it confirmed he has a huge cock? Maybe he has a chode.

He's the Prince of Domination and King of Rape so I'd imagine yeah
Vehk did bite his dick off though so maybe it's smaller now

Looks like Seranaholic with vanilla hair.

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The most used werewolf mod nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/59463

Every fucking "crazy lunatic" npc added in by this mod are bugged that they can't be killed unless you use console commands and also every time you eat a heart in werewolf form a random skill of yours will level for no reason.

I want to play this game but I don't want to soend 20 hours fucking with mods. Why can't someone just create a fucking .rar?

I want to hug Serana and show her she doesn't have to be afraid of love and intimacy

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>Get urge to replay Skyrim again
>Know that even with mods the gameplay is fucked
>Early game is always hard and you have to tiptoe around and try to find enemies that won't straight up one shot you
>Mid game opens up a bit and you get some actual interesting perk choices
>Endgame becomes a slaughterfest where you just end up doing the same few attacks over and over again
Being a powergamer fag is suffering.

I want to should unrelenting force at her pussy.

Thanks a lot user.

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Thank you user, I lost my copy.

Well that vampire was one of the originals that was personally raped by Molag Bal. I'm not sure if its like VtMB rules where higher gen vampires are weaker though.

Something is broken on your end. I've been using that mod for over a year without any problems.
>Every fucking "crazy lunatic" npc added in by this mod are bugged that they can't be killed unless you use console commands
I don't think Moonlight Tales adds NPCs. I've never seen a "crazy lunatic" NPC.
>and also every time you eat a heart in werewolf form a random skill of yours will level for no reason
This is an option in the MCM menu; every time you eat a heart there's a chance % you'll gain a level for a skill of your choice. It can be disabled. It's intended for players who want to play in werewolf form often.

I think I'm the only person on Yea Forums who's never played Skyrim with a mod before, and I have about 700 hours and 2 mostly completionist playthroughs in it + some shorter ones. (I don't roleplay a lot so don't make tons of specific character playthroughs)

Never felt the need for mods. Always kinda felt weird to use something a random fag made for the game desu.

god i love krekk0v

SERANA

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I used it and never had a problem

At least use bug fixes. There are mega-mods containing thousands of little fixes.

Yes? What do you need?

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Yeah maybe. Fixing retarded shit like Illia not working as a follower after her initial recruitment and stuff would be nice.

There's also mods that restore content removed by Bethesda before release.

Reminder that only paladin's and homosexual men hate Serana.

Recommend me some mods.

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You are missing out, I played vainilla skyrim and honestly it was a 6/10, I feel disappointed until I started putting mods and building the game how I like it (more like the previous games )

wtf

That's the point of mods: "would be nice if-".
See also: UI mods to fix the horrible console-friendly interface. Once you go with something like SkyUI, you'll refuse to go back to the cramped, awkward UI optimized for consoles.

if you wait a minute, I'll make a pastebin of the best bare-minimum shit

All of Vicn's stuff.

I'm quite sure a literal god can restore body parts, considering they can assume any form they desire and merge dimensions sometimes.

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CHIM

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a nigga dead

Daedra aren't literal gods. They limits and are frequently blown the fuck out by powerful mortals, aedra, mortals mantling aedra, and things that aedra make for fun.

But you repeat yourself.

Assuming you're completely new to TES modding: just go to the Nexus, sort by All-Time Most Endorsed mods. Go down the list and see what interests you.
Do this for any game on the Nexus.

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the pic is shit, but this could be a great cosplay for bonbi.
a pale vampire bonbi... hmm

I'm cool with playing games as they were intended by the devs. Don't really care about random people trying to fill in stuff themselves for a game. And the UI's fine enough for me, I've never had an issue with it.

I dunno what rating I'd give it but I'm pretty happy with Skyrim vanilla. Pretty much my only real issue with the game is tiptoeing around some of the bugs since Bethesda's QA team is apparently worthless. Sure it could be better and has plenty of flaws, but I still enjoy it more than any other open world RPG I've gotten to try since it came out. It's not often I can pick up an 8 year old game and still have a lot of fun with it like I'm doing right now on my Switch version.

It's okay user, but thanks anyway. I'm doing my latest playthrough on Switch because of comfy playing in bed so no need right now.

My wife

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no no no I'm tying this up, you're getting it whether you want to or not faggot

Bs.
We all know who Serena really loves user. And that's moi.

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Sobre gustos no hay nada escrito

I'm going to punch you in the dick if you include Open Cities.

The only thing Serena loves is Molag Bal's cock.

do i look like a retard to you?

WHO IS THIS MOI
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM

>ITT OP whines he can't crack open a cold one

>2019
>still no rpg/kingdom building sim
Fuck this gay earth.

>crack open a cold one
I see what you did there, user.

Just had to make sure, user.

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M-Me...?

NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

>Its like Shlomo Shlomowicz saying "Yeah, I think I'll join SS, their sturmbannfuhrer would like to have me for spying and shit"
That's literally what George Soros confessed to doing on 60 Minutes.

Don't do that!

>DG route is less edgy and doesn't make you a bloodcuck
>it also makes no fucking sense once they start letting Serana worth with you
God I hate that dlc

You can cure her at the end in the dawnguard route

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They only started showing up after I installed it, the only other mod I have that adds in NPCs is the Immersive Creatures mod but the lunatics never showed up when I only had that mod.

pastebin.com/4qCPw1c4
That was longer than I thought it would be.

>Have absolutely no idea what mod I installed that does this, but every time I make a new character, two enchanted Daedric Greatswords of the same kind (Fire and Vampire I think) get added to my inventory

Whenever I play Skyrim I get the feeeing that the writers were really proud of the thieves guild quest, like when you get to Riften the it's set up in the way so you HAVE to pass the guy who stops to tell you to talk to Brynjolf, and when you pass by Brynjolf he stops you if you walk past him too, not to mention that the main quest basically forces you to do the quest if you don't already know where Esbern is

Is Serana canon used goods or is she still a virgin?

The only thing weird that I noticed with moonlight was when I was happily running around in morthal when suddenly I got attacked by a random werewolf who made me fly in the air.
Are those the guys you are talking about, they are rare that was the only time I got attacked and even manage to kill it

Imagine being filtered this hard by behind the scenes dice rolls in an rpg like morrowind

>he didn't pay attention in game let alone the shitposting/actual posting ITT
I'll spoonfeed one last time, in order to gain her vampire powers she had to get raped by Molag Bal, her Mother also if I remember right.

reminder to not use enchanting if you want to enjoy skyrim

Moonlight Tales doesn't add that NPC.

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>That expansion made Anne Rice look like a literary genius.
anne rice is good you faggot

Enchanting shit is the only way to have fun as a mage (unless you want to restrict yourself to mage robes).

No, they start off as naked dudes first then transform. They're invincible the entire time and can't be killed. I also have a perk mod for werewolves but that shouldn't be adding in NPCs.

Are you using an older version? It might be something added in a more up to date version.

They also force you to join the magic college so you can talk to the damn orc and he can tell you about the damn madman who knew where the elder scroll was.
I hate it, I absolutely hated that, that was the point where skyrim went to shit for me, how they force you to be this jack of all trades, good thing I moded that shit out

The dlc is fine if your not a dawnguarcuck faggot

The vampire robes were the best part of dawn guard. Good light armor for mages.

nice buzzwords retard

You don't need to join them, yeah you have to do test to get in, but you can just walk past Maribelle and head straight to the library, which is funny because she literally never leaves that spot until you talk to her

She was raped for weeks on end by a daedric prince in order to become a vampire, user. Sounds like used goods with an added 75% off discount if you ask me

Have you tried to use a silver sword?

Listen, I want unarmed to not be terrible.

No, I'm using the version you linked.
What's the perk mod you're using? Any other creature mods? Immersive Creatures adds werewolf spawns to the world among other things so that might be it.

I betrayed her, took her gold, cut of her arms and legs and kept her as a love pillow. I do this to most women in Skyrim. I have a room just full with squirming love pillows.

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is this an actual mod
please link

So is a Monk finally viable in the game?

It’s not too bad if you don’t abuse loops and don’t take the double enchant perk.

The gates are closed so unless you no clip there there's no entry. Faralda opens the gate for you when you join.
How could Todd do that? He is an intelectual, how does he allows this?

>implying you don't end up as a jack of all trades being in all guilds at the end in every playthough regardless if its forced on you or not

You mean the one leading the hall of Elements? It doesn't need to be open, the door to the library is literallty to your right when you enter the building, just before the gate

A friend of mine wants to know the name of the mod, he is such a freak I know haha

Vampires are godly in elder scrolls and those are the strongest ones so yeah

The jack of all trades is my RPG character of choice.

This one since it was made to be compatible with Moonlight nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/22611/

I don't see anything on the page about it adding any NPCS.

>if you cured her of vampirism and sided with the dawnguard
garbage

>Todd Howard
>Making good decisions
Pick one

they wanted an excuse for you to be able to see the vampires/vampire base before choosing a side. instead of doing something smart or clever they phoned it in completely

Sounds reasonable to me user ;)

Siding with the vampires is just as retarded, they betray you for no reason at the end.

the companions was the worst one by far you brainlet
>lol let's make you a part of the inner circle after 1 quest
>let me just charge into this fort and die withought killing anyone or even going werewolf mode
>like 6 silverhand grunts manage to storm there base and kill kodlak
>talk to the companion leaders for work

Dlc>Main>Dark Brotherhood>Mages>>Thieves>Companions

It's even more bizarre because she's totally into you

I didn't, even my vainilla character was only the boss of the companions and a pure warrior
No, there's the bridge at the end of it there's a gate, that gate is closed
m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=74&v=XMSvvaHxLPU

>mightiest fighters in the land
>grandma has some skeevers in her basement, go clear them out

they don't even retrieve his body kek

I literally said you have to do the test to get in

Dark Brotherhood was fine, wtf. Possibly the most kino moment of the game is when the quest giver girl is dying and she performs the black sacrament with her own body to command you to get revenge, then you break into a ship and kill the fucking emperor of tamriel. Jesus, what more could you want from an assassin guild?

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biggest jobbers in the land

Uninstall Bloodmoon Rising and starting a fresh game, see if you're still having bugs.

i like that no one in elder scrolls talks in ye old english. that is always so fucking stupid because these worlds aren't old england but an entirely different universe.
having them talk normally is fine.

to be able to save it's members
i liked the old guy and the lizard

I'm going to kill the Dark Brotherhood and this time I'm going to make sure that the vampire cunt and the jester faggot are there as well to get purged.

"Amputator framework", looks good if it doesn't glitch out
youtube.com/watch?v=Rn5uUaXasqk

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The fuck is the point of melee in Fallout when every fucker has a gun, it's just constant chip to get in every time

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here's a thought dumb faggot. don't do the main quest then. if all you care about is money just do the radiant quests.

TG easily best in the game, Love restoring the guild, the shadowmarks, and the cameraderie. Worst thing is that you can't refuse to join nightingales. Worst Guild is companions, it's just pure dogshit (pun intended).

4 lets you warp to them with massive boosts to your dr and shit at later levels

That doesn't solve my problem i am still being forced to use magic.
I am being forced to break character in an rpg, caius cossades doesn't go
>"hey brah you need to talk to this mage guild member to advance in the game be sure to know fireball or summon skeleton "

holy FUCK I did not imagine this was actually real
how exactly do you get NPCs to use this, though I imagine you would have to force it with console commands

I can already see myself using this alongside some kind of fortress/base building mod + some mod that let's you put any NPC on those torture room shackles and Altar of Sacrifice type of stuff

Fuck you Yea Forums, you fucking assholes are making me want to replay this awful game

But the spell she asks you to cast is always a super simple spell that even a dumb barbarian would know

>be me
>wandering the wasteland in my hoody and sweat pants
>hunting party of legion crosses over the hill opening fire
>grx mod lv II
>instant transmission behind them
>mantis claw attack dismembers the entire party before they can even bling
>heh nothing personnel

It's really not that bad, I just wish they were a bit more creative with the missions. They had some alternate shit like dropping a gargoyle on them but most of them never really asked for alternate methods to your murdering. Most amounted to not just immediately butchering them.

Also the chap at the inn probably has a book for sale. Still, railroading is still railroading.

Magic is for the weak.

Harkon tells you to fork over the bow he sent you to get and when you tell him to get fucked he attacks you for it because you're expendable. The rest of the vampires respect you as their new leader after that.

>they betray you for no reason
Vampires gonna Vampire.

Well thanks user, I'll save it and check it out next time I fire up the PC version.

In a world dominated by powerful magic users, that was shaped primarily by powerful magic users, that fears powerful magic users, I think you're pretty dumb.

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The problem is that the game tries to force you into certain guild quests. It's actually cool that you have to basically pass an entrance exam to get into the college but there's no reason why TWO major quest lines should railroad you there. Same thing with how any time you go to Riften Brynjolf tries to rope you into joining the Thieves guild no matter what.

Hope you have Mods that would allow that. Neither will be there in vanilla. Also don’t forget to use the ebony blade when you kill them.

the college of winterhold questline is the worst one in the entire game
you can't convince me otherwise

two words: thieves guild

There's not a werewolf in existence that can defeat my vampire; go piss on a signpost and chase rabbits.

>When the civil war quest line exists.

Weak elf detected.

I would never try, except maybe to argue that the Bard's College was a little bit worse.

If everyone's going to fight about what the worst quests were in Skyrim, then what's a good questline?

Boy, you sure are stupid and/or deaf! Literally everywhere in Skyrim, there are people with different accents. Have you even been in Belethor's?

>that was shaped primarily by powerful magic users
wut. Magnus isn't a "magic user" he's a fucking demiurge.

Deja bu, we already had this talk at some point
No barbarians don't know Magic, period I don't want to get into a 2 hour debate with you again and I don't want to see you ever again

>american education

>Karliah will never talk you to sleep after a good romp

Sanguine's

>I dislike women who have had 58290 cocks
>must be a virgin *snicker*

KYS

I haven't played Skyrim in years but just seeing that fucking slow motion finishing move makes me die of boredom all over again.

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she literally offers to teach you the spell right there, no book required

One thing I never understood about the pureblood vampire ritual, why were only Valerica and Serana offered to Molag? Would the lord of domination not find pleasure in raping Herkon as well? Or was Bal satisfied with simply cucking him?

You guys are retarded. How are those worse than Companions? Companions is literally nothing. TG is equal or superior to most Oblivion factions, except that it is too short. DB is very good, but the lack of tasks makes it feel even shorter than TG.

>quests
the single worst quest is the fucking Markarth Conspiracy, prove me wrong
>best
I liked the Morthal one off the top of my head

>TG is equal or superior to most Oblivion factions
holy shit you're fucking braindead

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>unable
>he doesn't know about CHIM

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Daedra

Yes they are.

Prove me wrong. The TG in Oblivion isn't even a fucking guild, it's just a bunch of isolated npcs.

I thought he raped him too. Did he not?

You're kidding, right? The Grey Fox shit blows all of skyrim's quests out of the water.

>dude learning magic is easy
I am still being forced to do magic when my character doesn't do magic, he is a warrior not a mage, my magicka shouldn't even be so high to begin with.
Magic used to be hard, try going from warrior to mage in morrowind you will fail to cast the easiest spells because you aren't trained for that

supposedly Harkon got his powers by agreeing to sacrifice a thousand innocents to molag bal and bal in return waived the whole "gotta get raped" bit for him
mind you I've only seen this while googling that very question and I don't know if its explicitly said in game, so he very well could've been raped too

I saved her from the redguard search parties back when I played for the first time as kid in 2011. Now in 2019 I've drowned myself in so much TES lore; I know that she probably was a Thalmor agent. It would be hard to convince a band of Redguard warriors to move out for anything less considering Hammerfell's situation at the time.

White knight mentality is detrimental to logical thinking

That's gay bro

>TG is equal or superior to most Oblivion factions
Literally every faction, and I'm including the ones like the single anti-vampire "faction" quest, was better than anything faction Skyrim.

The Thieves Guild in Skyrim is barely even a thievery-based guild unless you really like grinding the same five radiant quests over and over. It's more like the Riften Crime Family Gets A Visit From A Ghost Of The Past Guild.

Molag Bal took Vivec as his wife. He dgaf.

Magnus is literally the source of magic. The personification of it. The fountainhead. Calling magic weak is calling Magnus weak.

>the god of domination and slavery wouldn't rape men because "that's gay"
roman rules, especially considering this is more prison rape than anything

Any lore-fags here?
Wasn't there two ways to transform into a werewolf?
Besides one being functionally different than the other, what was the explanation for either transformation?
And for that matter, how does that compare to Blood Moon? I wish I could stomach Morrowind enough to play through that expansion.

All-powerful, CHAD Breton* actually. I can wield sword and sorcery with ease (in this case, it's full ebony with an ebony mace/shield).

>dawngaurd is cucked
>you dont even with if you side with the vampires
OH NO NO NO

based user

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Lmao so you're actually retarded then. Magic comes from Aetherius. He made the hole that we call the sun but the magic isn't from him.

The term "Mary Sue" comes from the name of a character created by Paula Smith in 1973 for her parody story "A Trekkie's Tale"[2]:15 published in her fanzine Menagerie #2.[3] The story starred Lieutenant Mary Sue ("the youngest Lieutenant in the fleet — only fifteen and a half years old"), and satirized unrealistic characters in Star Trek fan fiction.[4]

>dumb faggot euro doesn't know the term was created by an American

Not really. I agree that sneaking into the tower is good, but all the bullshit before that and after you escape is bad and incoherent. Markarth museum theft is basically the same (even involves escaping by jumping a great height), just that they cut away the random preparations and basic "go through elven ruin" stuff. My original post was furthermore about the guild and not any individual quest. Most TG quests in Oblivion are basic and quite bad anyway, people are just blinded by The Great Heist

>quests
I agree that the Markarth Conspiracy is probably the worst.
>good
Becoming an Agent of Mara was cool.

I installed Amorous Adventures and made her my personal hole in exchange for protection.

>unless you really like grinding the same five radiant quests over and over
You'd better like those, because you can't fully restore the guild without doing shitloads of them.

Todd giveth and Todd taketh away

This is the only correct way to handle it. Who gives a fuck about niggers/sand niggers?

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Magnus_(god)

Imagine being as incredibly stupid as you are.

i use Relighting Skyrim and Luminosity. the first one fixes the bulbs so that every light source actually projects light. the other adjusts the color and brightness.

I am on PS4, though, so I don't know if they are out on your system

Why the fuck do I care what elves think he is? Do you even understand what a demiurge is or how magicka gets to Nirn? The other guy was right, kys piss skin.

actually... her daughter is not. unless you mod the game. I did, and now Sylgja is mine!

They are actually fun since they involve stealing, too bad the shitty rewards

Yes I know what a fucking demiurge is, and Magnus is literally responsible for the presence of magic on Nirn. Fucking dumbass.

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Aetherius

This is literally "heaven" and it is because of Magnus that magicka moves from there to Nirn.

He didn't marry cicero

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Well I for one think that Talos is indeed a god.

Because he put a fucking hole in reality when he fled, not because he actively governs magic you twit. He's not even an avatar, he's just a demiurge who the elves decided to venerate as *their* god of magic. They venerated Trinimac as a god too when he was just a fucking elf so who cares about their pantheon.

>You all seem to be under the impression that Skyrim is an RPG.
litterally the only thing keeping it relevant.

>His waifu can't shred

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You don't think shit
Talos IS a god and mercucks have to deal with it

>you can't convince me otherwise
bard college

>couldn't even bother to find a scene for it
come on user.

The fact that I have a guest room with room for more troll skulls is the only thing that keeps me coming back.

Remember to kill every piss skin you see.

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If Trinimac, who became Malacath, isn't a god, neither is Talos.

Sylgja will marry you after you deliver a letter to her dad even in the vanilla game, user.

I was working with what I had

Malacath still isn't a god, he's animated Daedra shit. Also, try to call Malacath Trinimac to piss skins and see how well they take it. Finally, Talos =/= Tiber Septim.

Trinimac and Malacath are both gods.
Talos is just a better god because he's Talos. And Lorkhan. And Aka.

Talos is Wulfarth with Zurin and Hjalti

Daedra are deities, get that through your fucking head. They are deities that refused to participate in creation.

>install a hodge podge of tavern mods
>comfygasm everytime I walk in
>run custom sounds and my character starts playing this on his lute
>youtube.com/watch?v=Q2evIg-aYw8

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You're differentiating them already by calling them deities because you fucking know they're not comparable.

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I will never understand how people like this trash character
She constantly repeats herself as she follows you and has the personality of literally any other Skyrim character

Savior complexes.

shes like text book waifu fag material.
>shes a girl
>but shes on the other faction
>her dad doesn't like you
>but shes spunky and doesn't totally conform to her dad
>she also doesn't hate humans

like holy shit

The guy already heared your voice and saw your carrot fingers and send you on a quest to fuck off, they were probably laughing that a brute like you could have thought about asking to join

in retrospect dawnguard would have been a lot better if the player wasn't given the choice to join vamps immediately.
Then have that romeo and juliet shit going strong through out the DLC.

then he lets you do the re-write tho.

And then you come back, mad libs a better verse, and get inducted into the college.

>heared

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>Yay now we can have a celebration for the entire city
>all 12 people show up
Neat.

In my head I imagined like banners, floats and all these crazy particles.
Then I remembered this is bethesda and there will be like 1 guy that gives me a pat on the back.

I was modestly surprised.

Free candy though and wine

>quest about joining a bard college
>you never perform any songs or poems and can't even play instrumental music
What the fuck were they thinking? At least there's a mod that lets you be an actual bard.

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>stick all of it in my pocket
>chief says "I made them for the children, but I guess you can have some"

That mod is the best.

an action adventure game with a pinch of rpg mechanics

As soon as they *asked* you to drop her off to them you should have known. If they were Thalmor collaborators then they would fuck her up any chance they got because there would be no consequences. Them asking for your help was an admission they were on a personal quest.

basically a dungeon crawler lol

>this niggas about to start playing teen spirit on the lute

with shitty loot and gameplay.

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Does she ever give a justification as to why the Dominion would send Redguard mercenaries out of all people to hunt her instead of just employing the Justicars who already are in Skyrim?

The only thing I think it could use is of the songbooks had a male and female voice in the title so that way you don't accidentally buy a book with female singing when you're playing as a male and vice versa.

I just wish they had a lip sync for hand movements, but that's probably too much to ask for.

>be the dragon born
>able to stop time with your voice
>can't quite hit a falsetto

If there's one thing I think Skyrim got right, it's the combat, I like dual wielding

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OkX9esO6A8w

>Click mouse until enemy fall down
You can't even try to block while dual wielding.

>If there's one thing I think Skyrim got right, it's the combat
Indie games released years before it topple it in the combat department by a landslide.

not that I know of and it makes zero fucking sense if you think about it for even two seconds
>she was supposedly forced to flee hammerfell for speaking out against the thalmor
>yet Hammerfell successfully drove them for the province some time ago
yet the thalmor are hunting down dissidents from a province they don't even own?

>Bethesta managed to make all children as unsexy as unheavenly possible. Fallout 3 had many a sexy little girls, but Skyrim girls are all ugly as fuck. How does one manage to do that?

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>supposedly Harkon got his powers by agreeing to sacrifice a thousand innocents to molag bal
I just realized this guy is a total rip off of dracula from castlevania except it's molag instead of satan

Honestly thats a lot of mods these days.
Except clothing mods.
Can't find a cute but not "ripped off clothing" mod worth shit.

Also she's a woman why would you trust her

>holy FUCK I did not imagine this was actually real
theres a mod for nearly everything.

except femdom.

Because she has a nice pair

Alright, I need your help guys. If I want to mod the shit out of skyrim, can I install special edition now or is the original still superior?

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>can I install special edition now

yes
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES its way better.
Most mods have been ported, and those that haven't can be manually ported yourself pretty easilly.
Its crazy stable and actually built for current hardware so you can run anything.

LE all the way
Skyrim: Buy My Game edition is still playing catch up, and considering the attention aimed at FO4 and the upcoming TESVI by the mod community, chances are SE will never get 50% of the mod library that LE has

>can I install special edition now
yes, even /tesg/ admits it's better

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Maybe sure you download this too, to supplement MTE
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71017
And here's a replacement for Bloodmoon Rising (which I'm pretty sure was causing most of your problems)
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/90263

quiet down todd

from /tesg/

>SPECIAL OR LEGENDARY EDITION?
tl;dr: SSE for gameplay, LE for sex and waifus.
SE is more stable and looks better unmodded, it's the recommended version for gameplay. SKSE-dependant LE mods won't work on SE and need to be ported by its creator in most cases, most other mods have been/can be ported, DIY ports are quick and easy. LE is still the go-to for sex and waifus, it is less stable and worse looking, but you can make it stable and better looking with mods. Nothing stops you from playing the game on LE either.

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>todd pushing a free copy of his game
I don't think so

Isn't SE free?

it was free if you had all the DLC prior to its release

>SKSE-dependant LE mods won't work on SE
even this is outdated.
SKSE works on SE and most sex mods are ported.

only if you had LE+the DLC in 2016

>BAL'D
Todd did you a favour.

>and need to be ported by its creator in most cases

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Reminder that vampirism is literally just a daedric STD.

unless you've got the source code, yes
See: Enhanced Camera

>1.5
My nigga

>See: Enhanced Camera
I hate LogicDragon so much

me too my dude
the only thing keeping me from SE

>Enhanced Camera
already ported numb nutts

>vampirism stops aging
>vampires all become sex slaves to Molag when they die
>there are canon loli vampires
>Molag Bal has an eternal loli vampire harem
Is there any man in TES luckier than Molag?

someone had to rewrite it
and it's still in beta

Nice semon demon

*alpha

>someone had to rewrite it
Thought that was the creator.
works for me at least.

Melee is always absurdly busted after a certain point in Fallout games, but usually in a good way. In New Vegas, you can reach a point after investing some skills and perks where you're moving like a bolt of lightning and when you reach somebody you're able to knock them into the air and then juggle them like it's some sort of fucking action game. The only difficulty comes in actually reaching your opponent, but if you're able to you can thrash any enemy without them having a chance to fight back.

Fallout 4 was ruined for me because my first character was a melee meathead. 10 Strength and 10 Endurance and then minimal in everything else. Right out the vault, despite playing on a high difficult, I could one-shot everything with a fucking combat knife. And I really saw just how unsuited for melee the game was compared to the other games, if only because there were so few interesting melee weapons, the modding system was barebones for melee, and it was ABSURDLY strong and imbalanced if you were built for it.

Olrim runner here. What is legendary edition? Is it a remaster like SE, or is it a DLC tie in?

It's the official term for oldrim. I think its the name for the GOTY edition.

it's the 2011 version with all of the DLC

SE if you want to play the game and LE/oldrim if you just want to fap and roleplay

SE fixes almost all the performance and stability issues of LE and there are a lot less extra mods you have to install to make the game playable. Just about every mod has been ported to SE by now but if you do have that one obscure mod that hasn't been ported it isn't hard to port it yourself in most cases.

>need to be ported by its creator in most cases
I looked it up and at least half are ported by other dudes. The real issue is getting the "okay" from the mod maker

Is Worlds Dawn ported though

>The real issue is getting the "okay" from the mod maker
because the mod authors are autistic

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Isn't the selection for ENBs for SE kind of shit compared to LE?
Is there like a NLA v2 for LE equivalent for SE? That was my choice ENB when playing LE long ago.

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>because the mod authors are autistic

>hey so he didn't respond at all for a month so I'm just gonna upload this
>few days later its taken down
>post by the original author "Yeah you never got my permission for this, if you would have just asked I would have said yes"

It's smaller but I wouldn't call it shit. The SE ENBs I've looked through have been pretty good for the most part.

>Isn't the selection for ENBs for SE kind of shit compared to LE?
no

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Dunno I'm a basic bitch that just uses PRT.

Except in logicdragons case, he went a rant about bethesda, capitalism and greed despite him getting SE for free

Was it about paid mods? cause that's justifiable.
As long as he didn't go all commie aspie.

It was actually ported to SE because I used it before but it looks like the author took it down. You can find the files re-uploaded online through a bit searching but I'm not linking you directly to them.

Does wintersun have an option to worship a group of gods, like say the Bretony Pantheon? I want to play as a highly religious Breton knight but I don't want to worship one specific god.

I took this from running SE. Could not remember the actual ENB and mod setup to get this for the life of me though.

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