>Watch Dogs
>No objective where you watch dogs
Watch Dogs
>he didn't get the clara lille dlc
>Super Mario World
>Only one continent
>Killing Floor
>You can't kill the floor
>he clearly doesn't speak fluent English
why are you trying to double down on a phrase you clearly can't figure out the meaning of?
>What is a joke?
>"Final" Fantasy
>there are 15 games
there's no joke if you know proper English, fuckface
>not knowing the story behind it
the pic is you, fag
but can you pet the dogs?
If i wanted a story i'd watch a movie or read a book, video games are for playing.
>pic related is you right now
There is, the joke is misinterpreting it, aspie.
perhaps it's russian floor
And the sea isn't green
And I love the queen
And what exactly is a dream
And what exactly is a joke
misinterpreting the words to make a joke out of them is like joking at someone who doesn't know the language you're using to make the jokes. wojak edits make you look just like wojak edits, fags
mark getting worked on a shoot thats not work but a mark, marks
>Half Life
But I’m alive.
>Dragon Ball
>no fancy dance party
>Xenoblade
>2/3 of the games don’t even have any aliens in them
>Sleeping Dogs
>there are no dogs asleep
>cooking mama
>you don't cook mama
>XCOM: UFO Defense
>you attack them
>Sid Meier's Civilization
>Sid doesn't have a civilization
>medal of honor
>you don't fight for the honorable side
>Serious Sam
>He's actually quite cavalier
>darksyde phil
>he's the good guy
>Fallout 76
But where are remaining 72 games?
Wait. I thought he was broke and losing his house.
how did he get married
How the fuck has this man not been audited? He's behind on his taxes isnt he?
What about FUCKIN' DOGEYES?
>The Elder Scrolls
>He uses the directional keys instead
He has two houses thank to his wife.
Look up the panda lee hospital story
Never played it, was there seriously no side-quest where an NPC asks you to watch his dog for a couple of minutes? Seems like it would have been a fun thing to put in
>call of duty
>noone calls me :(
>decline bench press
>do it anyway
fatass
you're clearly not even from a fucking english speaking country yourself
post body
Yes there is?
that’s okay, ESL faggots are insufferable
>bubberducky
>you actually play as bubberducky
>Call of Duty
Duty doesn't call you
>gym necromancer resurrects your deadlifts
Where's your hair?