Loved AssCreed Oddysey and played as the woman

>Loved AssCreed Oddysey and played as the woman
Was he ever not insufferable? I'm struggling to remember.

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I started watching a Let's Play of the game. Got to a part where the guy sneaked up on an enemy and tried to assassinate them and it didn't work because the other guy was just too strong. How can anybody take an Assassin's Creed game seriously when enemies can just tank an assassination?

He's best as the straight man to Matt's retardations and that combo has never been topped and I don't believe it ever will.

The whole game is just shoddy as fuck. AAA used to mean polish but it's like it's half finished because players today just accept shit as the standard. It plays like a PS2 game, in a bad way.

Wrong. Dick Masterson and Maddox.

Dick was a smart guy who pretended to be retarded and Maddox was a retarded who wanted everyone to think he's smart.

Maddox lost.

legit I think dick had something to do with sbfp falling apart, he seems to have that effect

can't it just be as simple as Pat hating Matt more and more as the years go by
why do you have to make up conspiracy theories over unrelated people

peach goes on the dick show.

I could see matt having a problem with it

Well Dick and Peach are friends and I'm pretty sure Matt and his ogre of a wife hated Peach, so there might be something there

>3bab talking about what monster hunter was like before world
is this what souls fags felt like listening to him talk

Yes. He said recently Dark Souls was clunky and jank because it doesn't have diagonal rolling like the later games and that it "didn't hold up".

Peach cucks Pat but it's a deal they have, she gets to be a whore because "I'm a stronk modern womyn who'll die before 45 so I'm gonna live life to the fullest (ride cocks)".

He's just your typical Canadian man-child, and that comes with the views you'd expect from such a person.

I'm probably in the same boat. Will Peach ride my cock?

>liking basic double act shit
Plebtastic taste. Best dynamic is unscripted buddy buddy and you can fuck right off. I like when people are having fun either for good or bad reason, not when they're acting retarded.

you'd like the dick show
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1I9X_2iQmY

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And Pat's trying his hardest to die at the same time. Man's basically a midget Blob now. Even fucking Matt's trying to get fit.

Since the split I've enjoyed Woolie the most.

Liam too. Reddit used to show on your profile all the threads you voted on. Liams profile was nothing but downvotes on any thread even remotely related to Peach.

>Even fucking Matt's trying to get fit.
If you call posting a gym selfie once "getting fit", then sure.

Is this game really that bad if I never played an ass creed before? I actually got it because I was told it was more of a RPG than a stealth game.

Even if you have played an AC game before its still decent. Most of the people shitting on it are AC2 fans that have been shitting on every game since they took Ezio out of the series. Or they are modern day fags that actually gave a shit about the modern day portions, unlike 90% of the rest of the player base that just wanted cool stories in different time periods.
Origins and Odyssey are the best in the series since Black Flag. And Black Flag was the best in the series period.

Honest to God how
>THIS IS MY CHANNEL FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT, NOT FOR YOURS
>STOP ASKING FOR PAT TO BE ON MY CHANNEL ALL THE TIME
>Invites black holes of entertainment like Minh and Reggie

No, the people shitting on it have standards.

If you want a mediocre ubisoft open world facebook tier game design game then go wild.

Woolie and EyepatchWolf

>It plays like a PS2 game, in a bad way
PS2 games had to come out complete or be abandoned to bargain bins

Which one's the retard?

Fuck mystical ninja was such a good series. It's nice when Woolie has someone to bounce off of. Mihn and Reggie are just charisma vacuums.

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Seriously, does Woolie not have any other friends that can speak clear english?

Reggie's alright and has some synergy with Woolie . Minh is terrible.

He lives in Montreal, what did you expect

Eceleb shit isn't videogames.

Minh couldn't catch a joke if it was the flu and he was immunocompromised, but that whole switcheroo he did with the 3rd birthday was fucking incredible.

>3rd birthday
Haven't watched all of that. The game is pretty boring to watch.

I wouldn't recommend it, all it is is that Minh says that he really likes the game but says at the end that he really fucking hates the game and did all of that just to torture Woolie

hey bigot, these guys speak like 3 or 4 languages each!
how many can you speak huh?
didn't think so...

Why do they care who she hangs around with? Isn't peach their friend?

I like Reg in the Katamari videos but that's literally it.

f

It has been painfully obvious why they broke up for a long, long time. They're better off now and the Chewie & Fuckface podcast is vastly superior.

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Odyssey straight up isn't an assassin's creed game. I bet they're doubling down on clunky garbage parkour that's worse than ezio trilogy, no hidden blades and more shoehorned RPG grinding elements because the next game is vikings. There just won't be many interesting environments for stealth and it'll probably be equally boring.

his channel isn't growing, he is being too stubborn for his own good
people just want normal content,

>Woolie will never figure it out

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that gamescom clip has literally nothing to do with anything
I don't understand why people always point to it in these threads

>Odyssey straight up isn't an assassin's creed game
Odyssey is the origins of the Templars, that's why you don't get hidden blades
you literally aren't an assassin
AC Rogue had a lot of artifacts alluding to vikings being led by Templars as well
so expect that

Castle Super Beast > Matt's content > Pat's content >>>>>>>>> Woolie's content

how was he wrong

People bitch a lot about them being ESLs with shitty accents but I've listened to people with thicker accents than them before. The accent is not the problem. The problem is they have nothing worthwhile to say.

I would rather learn more about assassins and have a hidden blade lol

Best LPs were always when it was just Matt and Woolie, Pat was always a try hard with his comedy

>I would rather learn more about assassins and have a hidden blade
there are 13 other AC titles that do exactly that
nothing wrong with a few games about Templars

>ANOTHER literal who vid from TDS
skip, there's less and less real content from that channel every time

best LPs were Pat and Liam

WHy are these guys Yea Forums approved? They're even more dull and braindead than the popular twitch streamers

Its funny how bad and lazy pat's streams are.

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what exactly do you consider a non-lazy stream?
what are those non-lazy streamers doing that Pat isn't

2 people being able to laugh at shit vs 2 miserable cunts. That's it.

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They were for Boomers like us, not like your typical Zoomer LPers.

one that plays video games
playing video games

True it could still be fun as long as they focus on what AC is actually about, parkour and stealth. I'm just not feeling very hopeful about those things for the next entry because of the theme.

I don't like the guy, but i would say drdisrespect is a pretty unlazy stream.

They're all extremely stubborn and none of them will ever actually change because they're too used to how they work now. They never put any actual effort into their videos, but their braindead retarded fanbase doesn't give a shit and will continue to throw money at them. Their old mantra about never dropping any of the games they played really bit them hard in the ass, and we'd end up getting stuck with full LPs that literally nobody watched or was interested in, but "iT wAs FoR mY eNtErTaInMeNt!"

The problem is that absolutely none of them can keep a conversation going, or find something to talk about. Videos go by with really long, awkward pauses where there's just no noise filling it and it's a struggle to even listen to any of them anymore, much less actually watch them. That CTRNF video was absolutely fucking embarrassing.

Pat's streams are unbearable. He's really not even half as entertaining as people make him out to be/himself thinking that he is. What's worse is whenever he plays a multiplayer game and it always resorts in him getting his casual ass carried throughout the game.

I'm not one to defend Matt, but Matt was joking with them. The only reason Liam was sour was because Matt shat on him for trying to make a skiing game sound interesting. It was also incredibly early in the morning for all of them.

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Pat became an even fatter jackass whose unfunny by himself

Matt is actually trying to become something different though he doesnt really have the audience for it

And Woolie has a wife now.

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drdisrespect my wife haa

At least the goblin knows how to play action games. Woolie talking all this mess about how much he loves bayonetta yet hes one of the most shit players I have seen. Its fucking game journalist bad. Faggot tries way to hard as well. He's so obsessed with parrying shit that he forgot that you can fucking dodge.

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>parkour and stealth
again, these are Templars not assassins

It's at least better than Pat shitting his pants on stream and shoveling mounds of chocolate into his face

>podcast on mondays
>over 50% of all podcasts this year have been tuesday
>10% outright cancelled
>one was on fucking wednesday
What is the point of having a schedule?

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dick fucks peach, pat is a proud cuck

There are templar assassins. Why are you advocating for making the gameplay shit and literally not AC? It can still play like AC while doing things different to fit with being a templar, you mentioned Rogue yourself.

woolie is a fucking idiot

Then why isn't it called "Templar's Creed"?

>Pat became an even fatter jackass whose unfunny by himself
I wholeheartedly disagree. Just watch the podcast that was live at RTX. Pat carried that shit.

He is a fat jackass though.

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They're all a bunch of posers about the shit they pretend to care about, but Woolie's truly the worst of them all. He's designated himself as the Le Cuhrazey HYPE Man but all he does is make himself look like a fucking idiot and then ruin it for everyone.
>OH MY GOD, THAT CHARACTER POINTED UP, FUCKING SICK GURREN LAGANN REFERENCE DUDE
>OH MY GOD, IS THAT A FUCKING STAND? IS THE CONCEPT OF STOPPING TIME IN THIS? HOLY SHIT, EPIC JOJO REFERENCE
He's become absolutely insufferable, and the fact that him, Matt, and Pat are all over 30 put things into a really weird context of "How do you do fellow kids?"

Both Pat and Woolie don't even have actual shit to do, so it's even more baffling that they can't keep a coherent schedule. They have the easiest fucking job in the world. Pat could literally sit on his couch for three hours and fart while petting his cat and he'd get donations out the ass.

Why can you only communicate in fighting game or naruto/jojo terms with woolie? It's like you have to translate everything for him through those things.

>hey woolie, want me to teach you how to make a pizza?
>uhuh
>ok, so first you gotta make some dough
>HUH WHAT
>umm, ok, you need to channel your chakra and play footsies with it
>uhuh uhuh
>and then uh you gotta dragon punch the dough
>SO FUCKING HYPE
>and then you put ingredients on it
>...
>woolie?
>...
>you gotta put option selects on it
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>and and, fuck i am running out of stupid shit reference, you uh, gotta use your stand [EAT IT]
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEYEYEYEYE
and somewhere off in the distance you can hear Reggie
>wow!
And somewhere even farther off you can hear Minh laughing
>hueheuehue!

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Its so funny that the only two people he INSISTS having as his "not matt" and "not pat" friends are:
A literal retard autist
and reggie

He fucking gets tired of minh stupid fast but he still insists he LP with him. Fucking idiot. Let minh be the editor, not the fucking star. minh can handle that job, not comedy.

Not even tri, fucking 3U on WiiU

Minh's not even a good editor. He can barely do his fucking job right. Maybe because his fucking eyes are pulled so far back that he can't see the computer screen.

Cormac was trained by assassins, Kassandra wasn't
odyssey takes place about 400 years before the assassin's were around

>woolie went through two and a half LPs of being unable to follow pat's directions before telling him he doesn't know how to distinguish between right and left
speed

>3 months since the last Woolie Will Figure it Out
Add it to the list of shit Woolie never finished

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This is so accurate it physically hurts to read.

that's clearly a staged photo for memes
just like all their other "lore"

>matt doing something different
>lemme do what hundreds of other gaming YouTube people have done and are doing, but with my own shitty brand of comedy.
He’s going places.

yes but this doesn't justify a watered down version of the gameplay though

>They're all a bunch of posers about the shit they pretend to care about, but Woolie's truly the worst of them all.
Pat has been moving away from that kinda shit for a while now though. Being a goblin his whole life taught him one of the most powerful skills: Not giving a fuck about unimportant shit.

Though his whole 3 week fucking stint shitting on randy bo bandy was tiring and honestly kinda a weak spot for him. Like come on man you dont have to obsess that hard.

You still care about the podcasts? I dropped it like a rock a while ago because it was the same thing every week

>Woolie reads out some kind of controversial story he knows very little about
>Jumps to some kinda huge conclusion that isnt at all accurate
>Pat in typical Pat fashion always come to some pants-on-head-retarded leap of logic because he's Pat
>Rinse and repeat for 3 hours

I couldnt listen to that circlejerk anymore.

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>Minh's not even a good editor.
Better than him attempting to he humorous.

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Eh, I've been branching out lately. Currently I'm listening to Cheap Show, two british comedians shouting and insulting each other, and they sometimes review cheap garbage too.
Today I listened to an episode about some dude fucking the necrotic hole of a whore's leg. Nearly pissed my pants laughing.

You're jesting but his videos are popular, at least compared to Woolie's stuff.

Woolie needs to realize the only good thing about him is working with pat.

Pat is in a bad place where his fans eat his shit no matter what. So he doesnt actually know how to be entertaining. When his fans get sick of his thatll be it.

>He fucking gets tired of minh stupid fast
when did this ever happen

They need more fucking guests on. Fuck man throw plauge a bone or something. Pat can work with him and he freaks woolie out. Shit man even throw paige in there. That one with her in it was fucking great.
>What makes you think you could jump that high to hit the guy pat?
I used to play basket ball
>OOOOOOOOOOH YOU USED TO PLAY BASKETBALL?
>were you the basket ball?

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>Introduce Mystery Box on the SBFP channel
>Completely stop it after awhile
>The only thing the channel had at the end were FNFC, and a really fucking horrible Kingdom Hearts LP that was absolutely godawful to watch with a retarded manchild like Matt on the controls
That KH1 LP might be the worst thing they ever put on that channel. I swear to God. Fuck Liam for even trying to defend it.

Honestly? I completely deleted each and every single one of them from my life. I unsubscribed from all of their channels, their social medias, everything. I can't be bothered to keep up with these utter fucking imbeciles anymore, but I still take great pleasure in shitting on them. I can't even stand to watch Plague anymore, mainly because of how much of an egocentric fucking autist he is.

Randy LITERALLY retweeted a cat being murdered by a crab
>RANDY STOP
>Randy is LITERALLY a psychopath for tweeting that
>Oh and I didn't even watch the video

I hate that fraudulent faggot as much as anyone but at least do your research before breaking Olympic records with how wide you are leaping for that shit

youtube.com/watch?v=xgCTsC3JY9U

Perfect

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Matt doesn't use twitch anymore
Pat and Woolie do, that's where the majority of their money is

The mystery box was garbage. Shit that no one wanted to watch, getting commentated on by people that don't want to play it.

Odyssey was designed with Katalina as the main protag

Wait Liam defended that KH LP? What the fuck.

Literally ANY of their videos. The 3rd Bday playthrough sucks. He always has to work around minh rather than with him. Fuck man the "a plague tale" play through was so fucking painful when minh couldn't even understand that the kid doesn't know that his mom was dead and just assumed he was a good liar. Then woolie and reggie proceeded to laugh at him for like 2 mins straight. And then minh almost threw a fit.

Great content.

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>DUDE HE RETWEETED A CAT GETTING GORED
>what like that one japanese model that steps on kitten heads in high heels
>NO IT WAS A CAT FIGHTING A CRAB
>oh like japanese animal pit fights, the bug ones are neat, so what'd the crab do
>IT PINCHED THE CAT AND THEN THE CAT RAN AWAY
what the fuck is wrong with them
these are the people that claimed to have seen two girls one cup while eating breakfast and being unphased by it

Eli and Paul were on old episodes of Barshens if you want to see more of them. Those videos are fucking fantastic.

And hey, what do you know, Gon in 60 seconds was GONE in 3 episodes

Ehhhhh, get it? Get it?

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They actually did make a good combo too bad they hate each other

My main issue with both Pat and Woolie is that they have surface level knowledge of literally everything, and most of it is "I looked at a wiki once" or "Someone on Twitter told me about this thing", but preach about it like they know everything. It used to be that everyone thought they were just pretending, but no, they truly are absolutely fucking retarded, and that ruined my entire enjoyment for them.

But user, it's for WOOLIE'S ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT, not YOURS.

That's how I found them in the first place. Barshens is comedy gold, at least the old show, podcasts are kinda lame with the guests.

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you fail to realize that Woolie already knows this
it's why he sided with Pat during the split, it's why CSB is the two of them and not Matt/Woolie
it's also why Woolie is depressed as fuck, knowing he has no future as a content creator

Are you fucking joking?

It literally does not matter AT ALL. The story doesn't change AT ALL. It makes 0 difference in the game who you play as. But picking a girl when you're a straight guy is pathetic.

timestamp?

>Even fucking Matt's trying to get fit.
Yeah bullshit.
I remember when Matt started crying because he couldnt his diabetes-inducing cereal anymore
Or he ducked out of the gym because someone smirked at him
Or when he started fucking lying to his personal trainer that he wasnt feeling well to get out of working out.

He's staying fat forever.

>WOOLIE'S ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT
kek'd

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I feel bad about Woolie's dream to be an FGC commentator because he clearly doesn't know enough about any single fighting game to be good at it. Max is way more knowledgeable about fighting games and even he has recently said that he doesn't feel good enough to be a commentator.

You'll get 3 more episodes in 3 years when eyepatchwolf visits Canada again

&t=0s

>That one with her in it was fucking great.
>her only contribution to the final podcast was talking about a furry convention for half an hour
no

I got into warframe because of Pat's overhyping of the second dream, I have never been more disappointed in my life.

or when he cried because he had to eat an unseasoned chicken breast.

So like, these guys are part of the Zoe Quinn crowd, right? They're one of (((them))) right?

>Muh dolls I can dress up

i played as kassandra
though "love" is not the relationship i would describe with my playthrough

I tried to watch one of his streams and it was unbearable. Then his girlfriend came in and screeched at him for half an hour and ordered him to go get her food from the kitchen.

>Woolie literally incapable of seeing how great Palicos are because muh dogs are better
>The same person that thinks that cats are completely incapable of showing affection

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yes

Meh. It was her week. She's actually pretty funny imo. God damn is she stupid but she knows it and owns it like pat owns being a literal goblin.

Ass creed odyssey is Kino

> a bad EVA ripoff you could call a mile away, and half the playerbase did but hoped it wouldn't be true for years
>"OMFG IT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS IN GAMING EVER"
Pat needs the rope

>Then his girlfriend came in and screeched at him for half an hour and ordered him to go get her food from the kitchen.
fucking lol

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This is why his channel is failing
>oh hey, this is something my audience wants to watch
>PUT IT ON THE BACKBURNER
>COME UP WITH EXCUSES
>JUST DROP IT AND NEVER TALK ABOUT IT
>oh yeah, this is something that literally only interests woolie, maybe I can use this to flex on Reggie for 15 consecutive weeks
>ALL W101 AND BAYO ALL THE TIME

One for me, one for me, and one for me, right woolie?

Paige is the best one out of all them

Pat's boring, Woolie is a charismatic black hole, Matt is too forced and who cares about Liam

>Dude milk spoils immediately when you open it so you have to use it as quickly as possible
>No guys milk bags are totally good and not at all fucking stupid

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>Dick was a smart guy who pretended to be retarded
no he's genuinely a low IQ retard. He got exposed and broke down talking to destiny. Pretty pathetic desu

Everytime Pat makes a MH take I die a little inside

Thick eyebrows is top tier shit.

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>Calls every Monster Hunter before World "unplayable"
Dumb ginge.

>Woolie wants to get "serious" for samurao shodown
>2 week vacation
You're gonna make it, Woolie. For sure.

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How about that Woolie VS Three Houses? Such a wacky silly anime game!

Pat regularly watches and talks about Jim Sterling videos, sometimes Giant Bomb. They also had Laura Kate Dale guest before. That's about the extent of it, I think. Sterling/Dale certainly have allegiance with Quinn, but they're not quite the same social circle from what I can tell.

Fuck Woolie and his passive aggressive bullshit

>unseasoned chicken breast.
why couldn't he just season it btw?
it's not like a bit of pepper or lemon makes a difference
did he ever explain his reasoning

Is it? It's still pretty much the same as the old podcast.

>Dude if you don't like it then heh, you're just not my audience, I want an audience that's here for ME and MY enjoyment

The last Woolie video I watched was the Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled video and I just could not even sit through it it was so fucking horrible. They didn't even make an attempt to understand the mechanics, or instead of doing shitty Versus, go into Adventure and play through it.

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based shirt

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One of the dumbest conversations theyve ever had. It sounded like they think the U.S. strictly uses fucking cardboard milk cartons like they had in elementary school

For me it was the Kenny situation that ruined Pat. Nice to see it happen again with Emet in 2019.

Aside from all the anime and name autism. The best thing woolie did was trying to charge a group of 5 enemies with his leader, with all the arrows pointing at him and minh goes
>uhh huehuehue maybe you should go back instead of forward, let them come to you?
>HUH WHY?
YEAH GEE I WONDER WOOLIE

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I'm not going to try to be hip with the rest if Yea Forums, I enjoy Matt's content more than Pat and Woolie's currently.

deadass, baba is you, DS2 probably some other bullshit i cannot remember is the best stuff of this collective group.
Pat + Dumbass dynamic is unmatched, i was surprised about him and matt not being buddies because even if the rest of the channel sucked, their LPs were golden still.

Woolie must have had some mental breakdown after breakup cuz he sucks shit, hes boring and seems to have lost any traces of the personality he used to manifest
i feel like him and pat realized that they dont have to "try" while Paige still does

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Do they still think naota is trans and kanji is gay?

I was beside myself when Woolie started to utter the words "pour control"
As if a plastic jug with a handle is fucking difficult task to perform, as if you need a fucking complex system of failsafes to make it easy to POUR MILK
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK
ALSO, NO FUCKING MILK IN PAPER CARTONS THE US USES THE GODDAMN LIP
IT'S ALL SCREW CAPS

I'll give him credit. I think his apology on the podcast was genuine. I was expecting him to double down on and shit on the game harder, but he didn't. He sounded more remorseful than anything else.

There's no shame in that, considering Matt only reads a script he most likely didn't write himself, for a video he didn't edit himself.
So it's basically Matt-in-name-only content.

WHERES GON IN 60 SECONDS YOU FUCK

KH1 LP was fine. The game's introduction (Destiny Island + Twilight Town) is awful and the first worlds are pretty tame too. The LP was just starting to pick up and eventually Woolie would have forced Matt to read the comments and use magic properly.

It wouldn't have been a high tier LP but it would have been decent.

Palicos look fucking gay.

I was listening to an old podcast and Matt told a story:

>He got drunk
>He got in a taxi
>He vomited in the taxi
>Driver says "why the fuck did you vomit in my taxi?"
And then Matt was ANNOYED that the guy even asked that and whined that the $150 cleaning cost was "a bit more than what it looked like it'd cost to clean" completely ignoring the fact the driver has to go out of his way to get it cleaned and THAT'S why it's $150. As if the driver is meant to be his fucking dad or something and say "there there sport, off you go, I'll handle this".

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Go back to your baby PJs, Matt

That's just a silly edit I made

>Normal, average plastic milk jug
>Lift it up by the handle and pour the milk into something

>Canadian milk bag
>??????

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He was one hit away from dying in the tutorial. 60% chance of hitting. It would've been amazing if the RNG wasn't on his side.

If she was male you'd call her an annoying cunt

Pouring something with a handle is very fucking hard. Like how do you even control that? Pull back when you’re done? TOO HARD

What did you expect from a "Blipster".

I prefer someone who admits he doesnt try to a try hard that not really committing but just wants to say he is.

No it was not, Liam. You shut your fucking noise hole. That LP is absolute fucking garbage from start to where they ended. None of it is enjoyable or entertaining in the slightest, they're trying to insert a bunch of shit that they only know about from future games due to osmosis, and they couldn't even edit out half an episode of Matt trying to find a secret boss that wasn't even there yet. And don't even get me started on Matt complaining about being unable to see enemy health bars when he has Scan the entire time and doesn't even bother to equip it.

Even if they changed their mind they cant ever say that because the trannies would eat them alive. They are liberal canadians for godsake

Oh God, they're going to talk about Catherine soon, aren't they?

At least Pat isn't going to play it because he said that he already hated the gameplay from before.

Cats are evil

>woolie maybe you should gear up for this monster you know he does this element get something to help with that and some good skills
>HUH NAH MAN FASHION AND SKILLS? WHUH?
>gets stomped
>woolie doesn’t understand what happened

It's funny because Pat went to a gym for a week with a personal trainer and talked about how easy it was and how it's all just motivation, just cut this part out of your diet lol
and then immediately fell off the wagon and never tried again

>some other bullshit I can't remember is the best stuff of this collective group
Wow, must have been memorable then huh faggot?
Minit is the best video anyone involved in 2BF has ever put out and classic LPs (Downpour, most early shitstorm stuff, 2BF Brawls) are all way better than anything any of them have done with solo content.

Both of them are the retard.

>Walking around town running scams to save up money for story progression
>They keep wasting money on frivolous actually worthless shit out of pure spite for each other

Absolute kino LP.

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And Pitbulls kill dozens of people each year

Matt clearly has issues with his father, i'm willing to put money on him being an alcoholic, the dad that is.
I know someone who acts almost exactly like him, his dad used to drink like there was money at the bottom of the bottle.

Agreed. Paige playing Deltarune was a fucking riot.
It's too bad her streaming schedule is by far the most erratic.

>If she was male you'd call her an annoying cunt
lol sounds like you need to chill out.

She's literally just like pat. They annoy you, but I like their humor. So if you don't like that kinda humor you're not going to like her OR pat.

Exercising is so draining and boring.

I didn't even attempt to watch it since I figured they would just shit on it and praise Mariokart instead

yeah fuck them too

i honestly don`t get this, most commentators are really bad at their job too so why demand so much from yourself like this?

Ah fuck. Woolie VS Catherine
>You see Reggie, this isn't just your average silly japanese dating simulator
>huh?
>it's also a puzzle game
>wow
>and you decide between your girlfriend and some other chick
>wow
>and they you gotta play the puzzles every night
>wow
>yeah, and you know what reggie?
>huh?
>in this version, there are *three* girls
>no way
>uh huh
>wow
>that's right
>say woolie, did you happen to know that this game was made on computers?
>really?!
>yeah, by japanese people
>fuck, just goes to show, doesn't it
>yeah, it's all right here, on wikipedia
>oh shit reggie look, i always wanted to show you this part
>huh?
>it's a puzzle
>wow

>woolie watches one season of Ippo
>DUUUUUDE BOXING! IM GONNA BOX DEMPSEY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

2 hours of that DS2 stream of her being a braindamaged moron only to one shot the boss of the area was amazing

>Pat - "Oh yeah, I'm an expert on Persona."
>Didn't even play 1 or 2
>Couldn't even beat 3, looked up the ending on Youtube

>Woolie screaming at people on Twitter for trying to teach him what to do and tell him what to wear
>WTF I JUST WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME AND NOT BOTHER TO DO THE ACTUAL SUBSTANCE OF THE GAME AND JUST GO FROM MONSTER TO MONSTER WITHOUT UPGRADING ANYTHING OR LEARNING THE GAME

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Man, you guys really need to admit you only like her because you want fuck her. Let's be real here. That bitch ain't funny.

THAT'S
AN
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYLIEEEEEEEEEN

He knows this. He's just a stubborn asshole about it.
>That one time when they were going to LP a game and everyone asked where pat was and he just sassed everyone with MY CHANNEL. DONT LIKE IT? DONT WATCH.
lol ok woolie.

>realize where they were taking the series in Origins
>still went and bought/played Odyssey
>still bitches about the levels and damage numbers

fucking HUE

>She's literally just like pat.
No, she's not.

She's an annoying, unfunny cunt. Her only "gimmick" is "look I'm mildly hot and I'm with an ugly goblin haha mustard mcdonalds". And beta orbiters like you eat it up and go "hahaha paige so funny she make the mustard joke hahahah" because you're pathetic cretins who think with your dick.

Name one fucking Paige joke/moment that was genuinely funny.

Yes, I've addressed that Matt doesn't know how to play the game. Woolie would have caved to the billions of comments and told him how to actually play. None of that changes what I said, Kingdom Hearts is a shitshow of a franchise and half-knowing bullshit through osmosis is what makes it entertaining. The increasing ridiculousness of the plot also generates entertaining reactions regardless of how shit you are at actually playing the game.

Two Best Friends are terrible at just about every horror game they've ever played, but the annual Shitstorm videos remain some of the more entertaining content on the channel. Commentary quality is not necessarily correlated to knowledge, skill, or ability at the game.

To be completely fair, one season of Ippo will do that to anyone.

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>an annoying, unfunny cunt.
>not like pat

woolie you have to
woolie you haaaave to hit them

The Sonic 06 LP was pretty fun

>Pat and Woolie talking about Capeshit
>Woolie talking about JoJo

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>say woolie, did you happen to know that this game was made on computers?
>really?!
>yeah, by japanese people
Fucking god, someone put woolie's channel out of its misery

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The sean x dick fanfic she wrote was pretty funny

Hes good in the bayo vids too

>Emet
who?
what game

I mean, I did that too.

>Didn't even play 1 or 2
Too old. Mechanics were too different back then. Can't be arsed.

>IT'S A STAND! x 300000
>STAND
>STAAAANDD
I wish i could delete Jojo from this timeline.

>fuck, just goes to show, doesn't it

thank you

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youtu.be/j_k1TZLK2mQ
5:40

Fuck off, you're less well adjusted than Pat if you think he's sympathetic.

>Only ONE type of his videos is popular.

There fixed it for you. The only shit people watch from Matt's channel is Wha Happen'? and that is just him spewing some shit from wikipedia for half an hour with his brand of "humor"

All his other vids do abysmal and are clingy as fuck. Simpsons reference, his horror vids and that god awful "fashion critique" he does with his blob wife

At least Pat and Woolie get views on twitch which pays way better than youtube and let then do whatever they want. Meanwhile baby matt needs to scutter behind a patreon to even get by

>woolie continues to play up jojolion as this cryptic logic puzzle that is near incomprehensible
>had to restart cause he just didn’t understand
Just how does his brain work

>Enjoyed his shitposty videos
>Made some fun content like Kirby lore, greenscreen shenanigans
>Years into the channel
>Still clings to the unedited LP format
>Invites Reggie and Minh
>Almost always more boring then fucking Matt somehow
>His channel is basically the The Woolie Madden experience with how many podcast clips he post.
>Least popular channel of the three
For all his "one for me, one for them, one for us" talk, he has been LPing random shit like ZOE, Mystical Ninja, 3rd Birthday and his views have become abysmal. DMC5 and Mystical Ninja before his eventual bitchyness in the last parts are his strongest LPs, but Minh and Reggie are just the worst co-hosts imaginable. Woolie still has the problem of not paying any attention to the fucking tutorial sections, even with TWO OTHER PEOPLE besides him. His Three Houses videos are so fucking bad that it dumped him to a lower level I didn't even imagine

I can't believe Woolie threw all his opportunities into the fucking dumpster. Matt is more successful then him which I didn't think it was possible

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Fucking hell.

Seriously? That's the best you could do?

Have a wank and then tell me she's funny.

Pat is legit starting to get on my nerves

His fucking leftist shit is making me disgusted but I have no other video game podcast to listen to, to fill the void

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Sure, fatty

Damn you sound miserable.

>They'll all throw shade at western devs constantly
>But they'll all praise a racist asshole manchild like Kamiya

They were always liberal but sometime in the last year or so Pat really tries way too hard to be woke. But not like real woke just annoying twitter woke. Woolie has always been like that as he's a trend hopping retard.

That was the most embarrassing petty bullshit i've seen online and I'm an old man.

youtube.com/watch?v=H658UgLa3_c

was it kino

>Just how does his brain work
It doesn't. This is the same man who cant tell right from left.

What did he say? Is it as bad as the P5 or P4 talk?

Most of the guys you see are just people who are popular exclusively in their game. To be someone who is knowledge and entertaining enough to do it full time, like Yipes, Aris, and Sjam is excrutionaritly rare exclusionary, and most of the time, it requires the person to have rather deep knowledge of multiple games while being charismatic. Max and Wollie are probably around in the top 30% of people who play their game, but you need to be around the top 20% to even get considered for any major.

I lost all hope for him years ago when he said he doesn't understand the junction system.

Just like here.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a paigefag. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are donating to, tweeting at, defending and supporting pats gf solely so she can go and get ravaged by a legal midget who deposits his cum and sleeps in a different room. All the hard work you put into your ugly sick waifu - listening to her reading her fanfics stories at bedtime, listening to her guest spots on dickshow, pretending she's good at singing, watching her boring streams with Pat while she pretends to be retarded. All of it has one simple result: So some fat bald ginger who has a long hair fetish can fuck her anyway he wants without getting an actual job.

As a man who is a paigefag, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 hours a month of your life simply to obsess over and defend and financially support a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

damn sjws amirite

I dont swing that way.

The amount of dumb bullshit that happens to her as a result of sundowning is pretty funny to me.

Have a wank then tell me she's funny you pathetic kumbrain.

I didn't watch the Three Houses video because it would probably have physically pained me.
But I heard that "apology" on the podcast.
Did he actually honest to god say "Clode" the entire time he played the game? And picked Golden Deer so he gets to hear that name said outloud multiple times?
And he did this for every episode?

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Is that why he deleted his reddit account? What a loser.
Kamiya makes good games, western devs only care about money and will fuck their own game just to sell it to normies.

Fucking amazing

Watch it. I don't know shit about FE and I was thoroughly entertained.

PUT IT IN MAH MOUUUUUUUUUUUTH

>Loved AssCreed Oddysey

Unforgivable shit taste confirmed.

Sure let me look at some ginger por-
fuck...

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Pathetic.

Except you could never see anyone's up/downvotes on Reddit. So it's fake af.

Is Woolie still trying to be some kind of Black OG despite not being African nor American?

Is Minh aka Billy actually autistic? This man ruins every video he's in and spergs out if someone slightly disagrees with him.

The one saving grace that pat is waiting for iceborne on Pc is that I don’t have to fucking hear him talk like he’s a monster hunter genius till January

Now I'm the retard for believing that user's bullshit.

No, he's something far worse, he's vietnamese.

It's a guy who wants to chop off ever woman's tits and he thinks some british guy is a mexican anime girl. Is this really a time where ethos is necessary?

Too accurate.
Woolie please just make the blood sacrifice and do some more content with Pat the fat.

>Pat fucks up against Titania in FFXIV causing a full party wipe
>Party chat is hidden but he was clearly getting ripped
>Starts furiously typing in chat and swearing at the healer. Won't stop moaning about shitty healers for the whole stream
>Ragequits like a baby and has to get carried by his guild for the rest of the game
Why do people like him again?

Woolie's shitposts were always the strongest shitposts
I don't know why he didn't keep the shitpost game going on his channel

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Pat streaming has cemented him as the worse, somehow. He's worse then fucking Liam at streaming.

Cope nigga

I hate that Woolie is such a braindead mongoloid about how this supposed "business" works. After the breakup of the channel I was kinda hoping he would end up better than Matt or Pat, since he seems like a genuinely nice guy, but god damn is he fucking retarded.

His channel is fucking awful and it just keeps getting worse the longer he keeps Minh and Reggie there.

I listen to actual fucking leftists like Dan Carlin's Common sense and Danielle Bolelli

I fucking despise the twitter take leftism of reactionary group think circle jerking.
It has nothing to do about muh sjw's
It's trying to inset "Current group think opinon of today" into shit and than going
>A BOO BOO BOO MY OPINION IS THE CORRECT ONE BECAUSE I GOT REDDIT UPDOOTS

I like how you jumped straight on the defense though as if it doesn't happen

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Vietnamese people exist outside of Vietnam?

He didn't hear anyone saying Claude because all three videos are him, Minh and Reggie yapping non-stop about unrelated bullshit and/or Persona and Naruto comparisons. He didn't listen to the dialogue, he didn't read any text, he didn't talk to any of the students and he even skipped free time. It was the single most painful trainwreck I've ever seen from any of them and SBFP.

>"Souls" Expert
>Summoned 3 spirits to kill Midir for him
>Summoned for Ludwig

He's a bitch

>say woolie, did you happen to know that this game was made on computers?
>really?!
>yeah, by japanese people
>fuck, just goes to show, doesn't it
Too real

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Only Minh does. It's kinda like highlander, but with a very annoying laugh.

>>Still clings to the unedited LP format
This is what honestly gets me. Whether or not you like OneyPlays, the way they edit their videos completely fucking demolishes any of Woolie's videos because they actually care enough to try and make entertaining content.

Or get more friends that aren't fresh off the boat.

I think Pat and Paige are great for each other, and I honestly hope that they get married rather than being in dating status forever. Or breaking up.

Eh, it's fine. Happens to everyone.

>Dan Carlin's Common
>dan cringey

SO WE GOT
CTHUUUUUUUULU
WEREWOOOOOOOOOLVES
AND
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEENS

He's trying desperately to be his own thing. He doesn't want to be Woolie from the Super Best Friends.

That, I wont hate on. I did that too. Stuck with it for 2 years and then the gym closed down. Moved on to MMA from there. If it gets you to go to the gym and try out the sport then fuck it. Mission accomplished.

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I want to end my life and take him with me every time he talks about Monster Hunter.

>love fighting games
>think I've had my fill of CSB fighting game "discussion"
Any actually good fighting game shows or podcasts?

Based. Fuck cats and cat owners.

Why do Pat and Woolie have such garbage overlays for their streams?
Why is the image off center? Why is 20% of the screen literally wasted? Why don't they have fucking green screens if they stream for a living?

I actually think Liam's streams are pretty comfy. He at least edits his fucking VODs before he puts them on Youtube.

Wut?

Is this the kind of common conversations in his videos?

It really is on my TOP FIVE lps of all time.

If you know enough to know that Claude is the leader of Golden Deer, you'll be thoroughly upset at the level of not even trying to pay attention.

>He doesn't want to be Woolie from the Super Best Friends.
too fucking bad that is what he is. This is why he is a retard. Work with your past dont fucking deny it.

I just watch her streams for entertainment, not to play friend/girlfriend simulator

Bitch is so blind and dumb it's leagues better than Pat Stares At some shit nobody cares about for 4 hours

You know when you try to find gameplay of some obscure PS2 rpg and you end up watching episode 42 of some guy's LP? Where that video has only 284 views yet he uploads daily and has over 600 videos on his channel? That's Woolie's channel. Amateur hour LPs with random people he knows to desperately try and get some extra commentary to fill the silence.

Woolie and Eyepatch Wolf have AMAZING chemistry. It carried that LP so hard.
This is exactly what Woolie needs to be looking for in an LP partner.

But I love Pat's dungeon basement.

Why do you think all the other anons are laughing at my greentexts? Because they're true. Just watch a couple of random episodes, you'll see. And for the fighting game terminology one, just listen to one of the podcasts.

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Got the video and a timestamp?

>mustard mcdonalds
that is honestly getting to fartgas mcsimpsons levels of awful
i hope they are self aware enough to know they are falling into the same traps

Didn't think this cuck thread would be still kicking. Fucking ecelebfaggots man

No Frillz has IFC Yipes and actual FGC players on there. Woolie and Pat are posers and can't play for shit, especially with all their excuses on being old and reaction time or whatever the fuck.

Sometimes his games are pretty meh, like those goddamn card games, but otherwise, his setup is the least obnoxious and is the most competent.

Pat makes a mistake
>Yeah I was wrong I don't know why I thought that other thing.
Woolie makes a mistake
>Firstly, stop whining. You're here to be entertained. So what if I was wrong? It's your own fault for caring. Most people didn't even notice, stop complaining lorepolice/comicbookguy/mechafans/sentaiguys/wrestlingnerds/nutritionexperts/historymajors/financialexperts/actualgamedevs/mom

Why does a man who constantly talks shit about things he has no knowledge base in get so furious when people point out he's wrong?

I'm sorry your girlfriend is much more entertaining than you, Pat.

Holy motherfucking shit that can't be real. That's an intentional troll video, fuck you for making me read that. Goddamn.

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The goemon LP with SEPW was one of the better LPs in the entirety of their careers. But that was an outlier.
His LPs are so poverty and Reggie isn't that great. I like Minh but every time he talks it feels like MY nose is stuffed.

>You are donating to, tweeting at, defending
I'm not giving those retards money or doing any of that shit. dont loop me in there just because I watch the streams on YT. They've got enough people retarded enough to pay for their lives.

I just think the cunt is funny

My favorite LP of his in a long while. John is amazing as a co-host and I hope they work together again.

>has the fucking gall to shit on Animal Crossing when he himself adores shit like Warframe or FFXIV. >dares to call himself an SMT fan when he's only played P3-5

Destiny pls

wait what happened?

WHY CANT THEY JUST INVITE SOMEONE NEW INTO THE PODCAST OR SOMETHING GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THEYRE KILLING THEMSELVES FOR NO REASON
THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD CANDIDATES FOR A THIRD VOICE BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING STUBBORN
NO, REGGIE AND MIHN DONT COUNT

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The 3 houses videos are everything bad about woolie's LPs rolled into one awful thing. It's almost impressive how bad they are
>skips all tutorials
>nearly gets a game over on the braindead easy tutorial battle because he can't understand basic turn based strategy concepts that most people wouldn't even need tutorials for and would just figure out by paying attention to the game
>literally cannot conceive that characters may be more than shitty anime tropes
>especially in a game being praised for how the characters are presented as such and then through supports show that they're more than that
>talks over everything with reggie and minh about unrelated stories that aren't even interesting
>minh gives him wrong advice about how to play when they even say anything about the game
There's more but that's all I can remember off the top of my head

FFXIV's newest expansion

youtube.com/watch?v=JuofwKWpoLQ

I can really appreciate that to some level and I can tell he does care and really wants his channel to succed. But if Woolie "not from SBF" is all about playing random shit that no one wants to see (3rd birthday) with charisma sucking vampires instead of people he has actual chemistry with, it may be time to just close up shop.

>all their excuses on being old and reaction time or whatever the fuck.
Yeah, meanwhile Alex Valle is 41 and gets top 8 in SamSho at EVO.
I hate this age excuse so much. You didn't get bad at fighting games because you got old, you got bad at fighting games because YOU NEVER FUCKING PRACTICE.

Didn't he summon for Orphan too? Or was he using Bitch Paper for most of the fight

>That's an intentional troll video
Woolie is that dumb when it comes to anything RPGs. It happened to FFX, SMT:IF and now Fire Emblem. He needs someone to carry him like Pat did in Parasite Eve or Monhun.

I've no clue why they refuse to have Plague on anymore.
Did he get cancelled by leftists recently or something?

Actually Woolie has another method of handling his mistakes
>okay okay I know that I am completely wrong and did something so monumentally stupid it's inconceivable
>but allow me to explain for 15 minutes the absolutely moronic illogical thought process I went down, how my childhood affected my thought process and how it still does today, and how I am not actually wrong or stupid I just think differently.

B-But he played the 3DS SMT!

Yeah, a lot them came here Finland back in early 80s.

Cringe cut have fun
reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/cupl4h/woolie_vs_fire_emblem_3_houses_this_is_how_you/

nowadays AAA means deadlines and 0 polish due to lack of time to get the game out

>Woolie considers Attack on Titan to be high form of storytelling art
>Pat immediately chimes in saying that anyone who says otherwise just wants to shill their little girl anime, implying that only Moe and Shonen exist
These are the same people that refused to watch Space Dandy because they "didn't get it"

Oh hey, you posted Dimitri so here's his thoughts on Dimitri before you even reach the monastery and having seen no trailers before and not paid attention to anything:

"That man clearly is going to be evil, he's going to burn a fucking orphanage down and say it's the only way and it had to be done, he's 100% a Jamie Lanister motherfucker"

He never goes back on first impressions/guesses either.

>Woolie has an amazing idea
>He has old PS1 demo discs lying around
>Why not make LPs of that?
>Oh shit, the LP was pretty successful
>better
>never
>do
>it
>again

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this. Those little gags they throw in and cut down the unnecessary BS makes it a level above everyone else. That and OneyPlays is just becoming SleepyPlays and I am all game for that.

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>These are the same people that refused to watch Space Dandy because they "didn't get it"
What the fuck? You can't be serious

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Man, Woolies "Get into Fighting Games" -series fucking blows.

Sounds like Pat alright.

Anyways, watching Paige try to play Baba is You was hilarious. Neither her nor Pat are any good at puzzles. It was like watching a cat with no arms trying to catch birds or something.

>These are the same people that refused to watch Space Dandy because they "didn't get it"
Are you fucking serious, m8?

I'm having trouble understanding how that series does anything to get a beginner into fighting games.
>nothing is taught
>nothing is learned
>it's just hours of "hey let's look at cool combos with my Canada FGC friends"

Nicolino was insane, specially for the time.

>Woolie and Pat shat on Meguca for being too cute and girly

But immigrant friends tho

>still talking about furrys and fag conventions
real hilarious

Why would they be, Pat's not even aware his gf is essentially an R63 fusion of himself and Matt's machinama personas

Don't rack you brain too hard there, Minh.

Not videogames

THE WAY WOOLIE POST HIS LPS ON HIS CHANNEL ARE SO FUCKING BAD
HE PLAYS THE GAME IN ONE OR TWO STREAMS AND THEN NEVER PLAYS IT AGAIN
WHERES THE REST OF THE OUTER WILDS WOOLIE? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT EVEN PAT THE MASSIVE BRAINLET HAS FINISHED IT AT THIS POINT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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>woolie: Dude if you like jojo you should just read it. There's more out and you won't have to wait years for the anime plus you won't get spoiled anymore by annoying fanboys

>Also woolie:I will NOT, and I repeat NOT read Attack on Titan/boko no hero/etc. Stop telling me to do so and stop spoiling manga shit. This is an anime first and only. Frankly, you manga readers are just too impatient. I can WAIT. Ever heard of saga? Or Vagabond? Or Berserk? I like to wait.

>These are the same people that refused to watch Space Dandy because they "didn't get it"
He is literally a dandy in space. How low must your IQ be to not understand that?

Reminder that any youtuber that moves to twitch and has their income become dependent on twitch subscribers and donators will inevitably turn to shit within a year because the types of people who pay money for that kind of content are crazy and obsessive

The only streamer I know that got away from that are Vinny and Joel, but they had the advantage of starting early in the streaming game, and they still ended up being controlled by the furry cabal their moderators are a part of

The extent of what they said was that "wtf this isn't like Bebop" and didn't watch it after episode 1.

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How do they even breathe

Its just a title he uses so that he can screw around with his friends and when he sucks ass at the game and people call him out on it, he can screech back "Its just casuls guys, c'mon this is for beginners"

>Pat makes a mistake
>I'm not wrong the game is wrong, the community is wrong, the controls are wrong, the setup is wrong HOLD ON lemme tweak it, chat is wrong but I'm not wrong

>Woolie considers Attack on Titan to be high form of storytelling art
It's weird because he actually watched fucking LoGH. He should have some sort of perspective by now.

>Woolie's autism over Hunter x Hunter was so strong that he spotted Eyepatch Wolf into existence
>Eyepatch Wolf finally got him to sit down and watch it

If nothing else this circle of events makes me happy

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You're obsessed.

>People are making This is How You Don't Plays out of woolies garbage
Lived long enough to see him become the villain lol

Why does Matt's ogre wife care if Pat messages Liam?

Anyone got a link to the Star Trek video where Matt and Pat apparently go off on each other? I never actually saw it. Hell i’ll take a rundown.

Oh, so they are one of THOSE people who watch Watanabe shows.

*spited, fuck.

These are the same people that think overrated schlock like Gurren Lagann is the greatest thing created by humanity

It's finally come to this.
Woolie is worse than DSP.

Are we sure he did? LOGH is an easy anime to zone out to without taking it all in.

>"That man clearly is going to be evil, he's going to burn a fucking orphanage down and say it's the only way and it had to be done, he's 100% a Jamie Lanister motherfucker"

And Pat basically said the same thing.
Pat also chose female Hitler.

you mean that video with the fast talking weasel guy?

Dick is unironically a STEM chad with rocket engineer friends.

This hurts. I just want them doing LPs together again.

He was solo and paperless for Orphan. That's because well...pic related

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Uh, so what's the point of Woolie Will Figure It Out? He's giving advice to people on how to avoid creative pitfalls when every project he tried to work on died horribly?

They were never going to enjoy Space Dandy, I'm glad I didnt listen to them on it

Knowing their tastes, I thought they'd hype it up, though.

Pat watched episode one which I would say is the worst episode, told woolie and Matt it sucked but had MONEY and they both went in so sad that this thing I did not watch is not bebop boo boo and then never watched it.

>AAA used to mean polish but it's like it's half finished because players today just accept shit as the standard.

Shitty, halfassed, overhyped games have always existed.

Pat Called Dimitri Griffith and picked Edelgard which like, fuck.

I cant believe how much better scrublords/fistacuffs are compared to that shit.

Pretty much. Yea Forums's filled with those type of cunts too for whatever reason.
Then again, I still resent Yea Forums for what they did back when Space Dandy was airing, and I'll never forgive them for it.

Knowing them they probably thought that the show was going to be extremely sexist, even if Honey later turned out to be an amazing character.

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Yeah what the fuck was that, I know Matts content is weak but at least when Matt has content ideas he more or less sticks with them

Go watch that eceleb trash vid if you want, fact is dick got his ass blown the fuck out and ended in nothing but dick throwing immature zoomer insults because he literally couldn't form any sort of argument.

But you can't deny when a AAA game came out in the past it was polished to fuck.

Look at any PS2 AAA game.

What did Yea Forums do?

In fairness I hate it when LPers drop games. There is nothing more frustrating than watching a series and realizing they never finished it. Just like a real job, don't leave your work unfinished

>dude I lost 30 lbs everyone I meet is telling me how good I look!
>*mysteriously never mentions it again and has clearly gained all the weight back and more*

heh, tough luck kiddo. I guess getting gout and almost dying from toxic shock due to all the shit clogging up his bowels isn't enough to convince him to change his diet and think about exercising a few times a week.

Pat also quit playing the game before he even got to the big moment, so we will probably never get to see his awful excuse at justifying his siding' with literally Griffith.

Yea Forums had weekly space dandy threads and loved it and it is still to this day put in high regard save people who just love bebop not liking anything else he does. I don’t know what that user is talking about

Did he ever finish Resident evil?

I love that woolie and pat cowardly clam up when she talks about it when they actually both despise furries

To be fair, when he said that he still had played only a little of the game. I just hope he stops restarting from scratch and actually finishes the damn game.

You may be right considering his favorite character is Reuenthal and the only reasons given being YOOOOO MUH NORIO WAKAMOTO VA and HE'S SO HYPE YOOO

literally nothing wrong with this faggot

I liked the one with Eyepatch Wolf talking about his dumb wrestling comic. Mainly because it reminded of the dumb shit I'd do in highschool.

They complete shut down discussion of it because they deemed it Yea Forums content because it aired on Toonami and technically came out in the West first. Any threads made that weren't the initial threads made for new episodes airing were filled with people screaming at us to go back to Yea Forums, and the mods began deleting the threads whenever they popped up.

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Not the user you're talking to but Chris the Kiwi is fucking unhinged and I can't even keep up with the lore at this point. It's gotten so pathetic that I can't even laugh at it now.

come on, bro. I was around Yea Forums for Space Dandy and there were pure kino threads

He's not gonna get gout. He already has diabetes or at least insulin resistance by the look of him.

God hearing Woolie go on and on about how automata is "narrative genius" made me want to pull my hair out.

based user! dropping truth on this thirsty fucks

>Pat says anyone who sympathizes with Emet-Selch in FFXIV is a sick individual even when the game is written in a way where your avatar unambiguously sympathizes with him
>proceeds to side with some bitch who doesn't even have a good excuse to do evil because she makes his dick hard and unironically defends every decision she makes
whoa really makes you think

Which is even weirder because didnt Woolie recommend Kids on The Slope?

It’s worse because what good there is in the game was overshadowed by Liam being an absolute faggot and ruining every moment with SEE ISNT THIS SO GOOD SEE

What's with his obsession with Norio Wakamoto when Joji Nakata's way better? Oh yeah, he's a fucking trog

Good thing because Eyepatch is probably the best anime youtuber. His simpsons and wrestling vids were great too.

He beat Leon A so he's a little over halfway though.

based opinion

>woolie, a black man who already has border-line diabetes sugar issues
>is committing to keto for years and already notoriously only eats meat and considers vegetables a waste in meals
Nigga this is Bleach level shit, "The Heart" how we fucking die out here

He was a god of head movement.

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HxH is so trash so I'm amazed Woolie didn't like it.

Daily reminder that these idiots couldn't read the Silmarillion. It was too much for them.

He's talking about restarting it because he doesn't like how he only recruited like 4 characters from other houses so far, but still thinks Edelgard's the best even though he's gotten however far he made it to.

Still, because the church is what they juxtapose as the only other option and was made out to be evil, I doubt he'll complain at all and ignore Golden Deer/Blue Lions existing.

Yeah but his Togashi-wanking is pretty annoying.

I'm not saying that they weren't, but I remember mods deleting Dandy threads on days there wasn't a new episode, or people coming into threads telling people to go to Yea Forums

He'd fit right in with those fucks in Yea Forums

>50 Vit, 40 End
Baby needs a big healthbar I see

No kidding. I bet John is one of the hunterchads.

>Woolie, a man that has become cucked by Canada, still trying to pretend that he's the blackest person there is

I don't know who this faggot is but AC Odyssey is a fun game and Kassandra is the character the game was meant to have. It's spread too thin but I easily got a fun 50 hrs out of it, more fun than I had in RDR 2.

Who'll die first tho? Pat, Mustard or Woolie? My money's on Pat.

OneyPlays bought me over when I watched his gta roleplay video. Chris's Patrick Bateman voice absolutely murdered me.

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you are mentally ill

It's because he's the most entry level weeb trying to flex that he knows a single japanese voice actor's name when it's one of the most popular and well known names in the west.

Elmo

I like Eyepatch Wolf a lot but let's not get too ahead of ourselves.

Once people pointed out how wistfully he sounds all the time in his videos, they almost feel formulaic. "And this .... my friends .... is how a tuna sandwich ..... could be considered the best meal of all time."

The cat. And Liam will die before any of them.

First one is totally fine. Constant threads are not needed. The weekly threads were 10/10 comfy times and I never felt the need to hop in one that wasn’t about the current episode

I bet Woolie never chilled in a ghetto.

I had already been watching SleepyCabin for years when Oney started doing his own LP channel, and that's my go-to for background noise now.

Pretty sure plague will die first.

you can't die if you're already dead.
trust me, i know.

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>whiter than Liam
Remember Xavier "Shit Taste" Woods thinking he was white the entire time?

Woolie doesnt like fun, he likes hype and structure
Doesnt seem like Pat's thing
The amount of tits and ass probably scared Liam pff

Ironically I think Matt would enjoy it the most but Matt doesnt watch much anime.

god I love aqua butt

>Man smothered to death by farm animal. Investigators believe the act was sexual in nature.

My problem with Oney is that he's a massive fucking contrarian. The stupid nigger had the gal to say that not a single good game came out in 2019. He hated GoW, he hated Spiderman, he hates Smash Brothers, he hates RE2, he hates pretty much everything. It's easy to be a contrarian when you stamp your feet and handwave everything because you're stubborn.

>inb4 "B-BASED! I AGREE WITH HIM!"

You're just proving my point further when you say this.

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Pat suffered physical withdrawal symptoms and pains when he stopped drinking redbulls and has gotten gout and had to have the shit pulled out of his ass due to massive constipation.
Which to me means he'll outlive all of them because life's sorta fucked like that whereas Woolie who has committed to exercise and healthier, albeit meme diet bullshit with longterm consequences, eating habits will die first.

You still seem to be a little deluded there Dicko

Keto is the healthiest diet in the world.

I only eat bacon and broccoli and my doctor says I'm fit as a fiddle.

someone give it to me straight, is keto a meme diet or not, my mom's doing it and I don't want her to die or get sick

>had to have the shit pulled out of his ass due to massive constipation.
That was Matt

man I miss Space Dandy

And its soundtrack

I'm kinda partial to Rikiya Koyama and Daisuke Ono myself

What? Chris called both DMC5 and RE2 Remake great games. Spiderman/GoW/Smash aren't "bad" games but I agree that they're overrated for what they are.

I just got tired of Oney being a hypocrite. He used to shit all the time on lets plays and now he is doing the same shit but *le epic ironically*. I'm not surprised that Yea Forums eats it up.
The mechagamezilla spoofing his shit was spot on.

Kill yourself you shit taste child

Except they weren't, play a typical AAA game from that era and not a shining example of quality and there's plenty of cut content, cut corners, bugs etc. This narrative of how games were perfect before 2007 really has to stop.

He'll then proceed to spin some narrative that Edelgard's choices were completely sound and 2deep4u, but everyone who picked Blue/Gold are just idiots that wanted to suck Claude's dick when he ends up telling Woolie about it on the podcast.

I don't know about DMC5, but he said that RE2 is shit because the lighting is too dark and you can't see anything. It should still be on his Twitter.

Spiderman, God of War and Smash are trash.

Objectively.

>He at least edits his fucking VODs before he puts them on Youtube.
good job editing videos that literally no one watches, i guess.

Pat isn't some crazy wacky midget man, he's just a stupid fucking cunt who revealed his true form once he had to stream full-time after the breakup. He's really bad at playing games and he's super boring when he doesn't have people to bounce off of. He's not an interesting guy. His "quirks" or "craziness" aren't charming or endearing. He's just a fat lazy fuck who is definitely going to die before he hits 50 and he barely even fucking tries in anything. It's insulting he's so lazy and low effort to the people he's supposed to entertain-- the people paying his fucking mortgage.

Woolie can bitch and moan at others, but at least in his "Woolie will figure it out" podcast he clearly shows signs of struggling with severe depression at times, so his passive-aggressiveness makes sense. And he doesn't do that all the time. He still makes good youtube stuff and he's overall a much nicer person than Pat and definitely not insufferable and straight up annoying. Pat used to be my favorite but he really just outted himself as a humongous faggot. Woolie was always the best of the bunch because he's passionate and genuine.

Is there any e-celeb who doesn't offend anyone yet is still generally liked?

That broke Woolie.

Probably the smartest thing Toonami did was air the dubbed episodes first before subs got out

Daisuke Ono is perfect. He's just perfect.

*tips*

Woolie hasn't streamed in almost 2 months

>mfw in the arms of a normal person that can be held in one hand

Woolie's lack of gameplay skills, in spite of the fact that he's obviously been into games for most of his entire life, sort of pisses me off.

Anyone else?

it was made for them by their artist friends who don't know shit about streaming games, and only do IRL stuff
the layout Pat and Woolie use are for artists and twitch thots

Shut up Reggie.

The order of the storm feelers?

Ashens

No one can hate Ashens. Give your bones to Slepp.

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>he hates RE2,
bro what? Hes playing it right now and having a blast.

Space Dandy had a mediocre first half and excellent second half. I was posting in those threads and I remember people being really disappointed at first, but loving it by the end. The timeloop episode is probably the turning point.

They were still finished polished games retard. That's my point.

Oddysey plays like a game that needed another year in the oven. The animations, the gameplay, the effects, it's all borderline placeholder.

My feelings of anger have turned into bewilderment.

Vargskelethor, he may be retarded but he makes no excuses for it.

It is. You'll lose weight for sure. But get ready for a whole lotta coronary disease, pancreas/gall/liver/kidney problems, vitamin deficiencies etc.

>He's not gonna get gout
Of course he's not going to get it. He HAS it.

Welp, I'm catching up on that for sure.

He said on Twitter that he doesn't like it very much

I'm serious, get better taste and stop lapping up everything IGN throws at you

what if I told you that people, all the time, say things they don't literally believe and you've never noticed because you are autistic.

He only played like 2 or 3 genres in his life
Why bother? Just watch the ending or the compilation. There's better background noise.

>Can't understand left from right

Why do you think I fully 100% agree with everything Oney says? I think that they were all being huge fucking babies regarding the Crash N-Sane Trilogy and were just in a bad mood to begin with and were taking it out on the game. They were getting their panties in a bunch over the most minor of shit. I'm not saying the remake is completely without flaws, but good lord shut the fuck up and admit that you're just making shit up. Also, Julian being incapable of understanding why some people are attracted to Coco and claiming that you shouldn't have to draw a character off-model to enjoy them while turning right around and doing the exact same shit and drawing a muscular Brain from Inspector Gadget.

This too, honestly. Jeff always shat on Let's Players harder than anyone, and look where he is now. Chris wants to shit on Arin, and yeah, shitting on Arin is fun as fuck, but Chris doesn't animate anymore either. I get that Chris is actually making a game, but Bowlbo looks like shit. It doesn't help that Chris is CONSTANTLY pushing his merchandise too, while shitting on others for "selling out".

Of course. They defended Quinn in the past, and they've only gotten more pozzed since.

>woolie: shit at games, doesn’t read/listen and misinterprets the most basic shit
>reggie: boring monotone ass voice, acts like a genius for googling the most basic game info
>mihn: [unintelligible]

their bayonetta playthrough is seriously unwatchable, wish everything was just pat/wools

>Matt - Alcoholism, fatty liver disease
>Woolie - Pre-diabetes, gay nigger disease
>Pat - Diabetes, fatty liver, osteoporosis

What a band of fucking retards. Also:

>Liam - narcissistic personality disorder

It's good if you have epilepsy/seizures.

Otherwise it just depends what the proportions/quality of things you eat in the diet are. Obviously if you go all in on meat with no vegetables and it's all the lowest quality supermarket ground beef, you are going to get fucked over very hard on it. There's nothing particularly that bad about it comparatively though because carbohydrates and sugars aren't something that will usually hurt to not have, unless you need the easily accessible energy they provide.

aight

Take what I say with a grain of salt, but I don't think it'll kill you by itself. It's just a "diet" in the same sense as not eating foods is a "diet". You aren't going to to be/stay healthy if all you do is eat eggs and bacon with no amount of exercise or other nutrients.

One of the laziest Youtubers of them all.
He has the know how and means to edit and film high quality content, and just films on his shitty couch instead. The way he puts his hand in the frame to focus the camera without editing anything out, and the way he leaves everything in, in a single shot, just ooze laziness.

>Also Liam: Shits all over his fans constantly and will act like a passive aggressive bitch towards them and will occasionally call out someone in the chat just to make them feel bad

Shitting on Arin was fucking garbage. The guy let him crash in his place, gave him his office to record in to make a living and then he turns it around for some twitter pissing match.
Arin might be a cunt, but out of 10 situation I would go to Arin 10 times.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? It's just tat. You listen to him because of his witty briticisms.

Yes, that's narcissism. You become an emotional vampire.

Does Reggie have some form of autism? Mihn HAS to have aspergers, but Reggie feels like Woolie's younger brother reading wikipedia enties about the game being played without having ever played it himself, while having a cold.

>Jouji Nakata
My african american SHOUNEN

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True but he seems to put actual research into his vids and chooses more interesting topics than whatever flavour of the month is popular to love/hate.

Plus his accent is hot.

It's a meme diet because you can lose weight from eating the same garbage that got you but just with the carbs like buns gone. This is a short term gain long term loss that's dangerous for lazy or poor people who don't have access or interest in the healthy proteins vegetables, cheeses and moderate fruits that are beneficial in a keto diet. If she's actually committed to eating healthier and getting a proper diet then it might be good for her overall then. If she's just knocking off the buns of her baconator and using a fork to remove the toppings and cheese from a large pizza then no that's bad.

Well she won't die, but she'll get sick for sure. And depending on her current state and her knowledge on nutrition (which seems to be fucking zilch), it could help kill her quicker.

And I'M serious, stop actively trying to fight the world at every turn. Why should I take the opinions of people who hold actual, legit disdain for video games seriously? You people have not only proven to dislike video games, but you guys are genuinely self conscious about playing them. Imagine how fucking sad that is. Imagine being so piss-scared of people knowing you enjoy video games that you refuse to talk about them out in public, like there's some sort of social taboo. Imagine thinking that we're still in the fucking 90's and you'll get beaten up by some kid in a leather jacket if you play a goddamn Switch out in public.

You aren't cool, Yea Forums. You will never fucking be cool. You're a bunch of sad, pathetic losers. It's no wonder you dipshits talk about SBF so often because, just like Pat and Woolie, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about when you run your goddamn mouths. You wouldn't know good game design if Super fucking Mario climbed into your dickhole and ate a mushroom, thus making him burst out of your urethra.

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Woolie might be the only black man in the world who has a massive fetish for black muscle girls.

FUCKING
INFLATABLE
FUCKING
CROWN

Why are you writing essays?

He literally bumped up the price for rent for Ding Dong and Julien because they dared to question the creative genius that is Dream Daddy.

He got his revenge, at last.

Is that an informative post on MY Yea Forums?

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I'm used to it

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>Woolie
>black
He's just a really tan Asian dude

That's just because Woolie is white.

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Because I fucking hate the whole goddamn world.

It's because he's a beta white dude at heart

What an unbelievably poor taste in video games.

OK, well she's just mostly eating salads and boiled chicken, and doesn't eat much fried or oily stuff at all, so it's probably fine, right? she told me she sometimes feels lightheaded so that's why I'm worried it might be some deficiency but she does take multivitamins

I`m aware but sometimes the standards just aren't that high, I often see terrible commentary in certain games but the dudes are excellent at hyping people up despite that, so in the end you don't have to be THAT knowledgeable as long as you're a good hypeman, the ones you mentioned are exceptional cases.

Chris is literally one of those people that spouts OLD GOOD NEW BAD, and when he actually plays a new game, he'll go out of his way to not enjoy it. He deems remakes bad inherently and refuses to look for the good in any of them. He's extremely full of himself, even if he tries to say that he isn't. It's going to be interesting seeing how his game will turn out, and if people shit on him for it being bad, then he'll throw a massive tantrum.
>Fuck you, how dare you like Dragonzball Pee
The issue is that their environment is an echo studio, so they can all jerk off over how great they all are and praise everything from Newgrounds while looking down on everyone else. They want to act all humble and pretend everything's tongue in cheek but are really just bitter, cynical cunts because they grew up a bunch of edgy children.

Because that's super cool to do, right? Move in somewhere and shit all over the people working there because you got hang ups over your own sexuality.

I like Criken and Cryaotic

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>That CTRNF video was absolutely fucking embarrassing.
I will never understand Woolie's obsession with going into new games completely raw. Like, I get that he wants to show off his fresh reactions but no one enjoys watching someone take a fucking hour to grasp the basic functions of a game that takes most people fifteen minutes.

Here's a big brain opinion.
If you can't live without background noise of your surrogate friends
Then MAKE the background noise yourself.

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Man, I'd sure hate to be your fucking roommate.

Matt was the humorless cunt with a perpetual stick up his own ass.
Pat meanwhile is an absurd neurotic dwarf.

Sad truth however is that all of them and woolie, Liam etc. are all hanus cucknadians shitheads who find Japanese culture problematic despite having weeb tendencies and also think mutilating your genitals and taking hormones that fuck your brain chemistry and body etc. is a healthy lifestyle and something that should be pushed on kids.

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For me the Ramen episode hooked me in pretty quick and improved from there

Well how the fuck do you define "polished"? Plenty of games back then used stock assets and reused assets from older games.

>Salad
>boiled chicken
Is that even keto? Sounds more like a low-cal diet. Her getting dizzy is probably cause of her blood sugar.

Guess what, if you move into my house and shit on the other people living here trying to make a living, I wouldn't raise your rent. I would kick your retarded ass out of the door and wish you good fucking luck.

What even is canadas history with black rights? Woolie always talks about American slavery as if it personally happened to him but was any of that even the same in his country?

Haha you sound absolutely psychotic

>Actually defending Arin
Not only did he do what said, but he also refused to give them payment for the videos they recorded, and actively sabotaged OneyPlays by "accidentally" deleting some of their LPs.

Stop crying about anons on the internet, dingdong.

s p e e d

>Arin is immune from all criticism even after trying to throw his old NG friends under the bus for the sake of virtue signalling because he let Chris sleep on his couch once and employed him for a few months before banning him from the Grumpspace because Chris' gay friends called out Dream Daddy for being exploitative trash put together by sheltered commiefornia liberals

Don't you have more people to throw under the bus, Arin?

I just need long winded mildly entertaining podcasts to get me through work.

Sad but true. Woolie's tag alongs are literally killing his channel and Pat's shit is only entertaining if Peach is fucking with him.

You know what occurred to me recently, and this is blogposting at best but hear me out.
I remember Pat and Woolie being like "Wooow japan you find some weed on a guy and just erase him but you let pedos with a slap on the wrist? WOW SO WACKY AND UNNATURAL"
And then some people started using the term "cancel culture" and it's the same thing, perpetuated by leftists such as canucks. Same people who probably judged Japan for blacklisting Yakuza actors too I'd guess.
The hypocrisy of this shit is stunning.

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Those guys who are terrible aren't doing it full time. They're just volunteering while waiting for the games/already got eliminated.

I dont watch matts stuff but last i checked pat is just low effort streams and woolies is him being bad at games featuring his uncharismatic esl buddies. Wouldn't be surprised if matt can top that

>Arin literally tried to Cancel SrPelo before Chris and Corey came in telling him to shut the fuck up and stop acting like such a huge hurt crybaby
Cancel Culture has ruined the internet.

Aww shit, looks like I angered the oney fanbase. Le epic funny scream. Oh the poor gay community, lets mention how gay julian is every episode instead.

>Woolie insists he isn't ashamed to be black and doesn't wish to be white
>White friends, white girlfriend, like white musicians and actors
mmhmm

Emet is basically a perfect being in that universe, Humans are like insects to him. It's worth stepping on an anthill if it means you can save your entire race. Will the poor ants cry if they lose their home and friends? Sure, but who the fuck cares they're just bugs. It makes sense from his perspective and if you can't understand that you're beyond retarded.

>what are those non-lazy streamers doing that Pat isn't
Literally *anything* for the first hour and a half of every single stream.

It's just a general sense of "this isn't finished".

Odyssey cost tens of millions of dollars but you wouldn't fucking guess it from how awful every aspect of the game is.

HEY KEEP IT DOWN, WILL YA

>make a game that's literally "haha you play as a faggot who fucks men how wacky haha but also there's a trans so please take this seriously you're welcome gay community"
>get mad when gay people call you out for being a piece of shit trying to monetize fake wokeness
>"it's totally cool because we have gay friends"
Lmao imagine defending Arin

Yes you could, but it's a setting you have to turn on manually.

>YO YO YO IT'S YA BOY WOOLIE, I'M A NIGGER
>Gets embarrassed and then goes back to being a good Canadacuck

>There's only two ways out of this LP, either I see credits, or you leave through that open window!

Keto is the healthiest diet on the planet.

You should be eating keto your whole life. Those claims that red meat causes cancer and coronary disease? Who the fuck do you think funds the studies that come out with this shit? You really think CARBS are good for you? The same shit that's in doughnuts? Fucking morons.

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youtu.be/sW9QYuW_Q_I
11:10

I guarantee that's why he is the way he is now.

>It's just a general sense of "this isn't finished".

So you have no actual evidence and it's all based on your assumptions?